Thread 21645507

chad zhang edition

>>21645507 (OP)
There is not one chinese webm that has been posted here that hasn’t been repulsive

>>21645512
Why was it empty inside? Is it fake?

>>21645517
Maybe they're just empty inside, have you eaten one before?

>>21645520
You don't have to eat one to realize an animal shouldn't be almost entirely empty under the surface.

>>21645552
Giant isopods just don't have a lot of meat inside of them. Next time you have crab open up the main body and look at how much is in there compared to the size.

Stop talking about pillbugs

>>21645507 (OP)
those live worms chewed a hole through his stomach btw

>>21645568
Does this guy have a channel or something. He is living the life and I wanna see his setup.

>>21645573
Who said Americans and Chinese have cold relations!?

>>21645512
I'm not one for judging on the basis of looks but that creature clearly looks evil and demonic
I don't think it should be eaten

>>21645608
I agree.
The isopod is cute, though.

>>21645568
peak comfy

>>21645507 (OP)
imagine being this insecure about yourself, kek

>>21645512
subhuman. they barely have any meat, these people just goon on unnecessary killing of animals

>>21645581
>!?

>>21645507 (OP)
Can't think of a better way to start to day!

>>21645569
No they didn't.

>>21645520
I would try this

>>21645575
earliest video i could find
https://www.tiktok.com/@jinyang8002/video/7138622617333910826?lang=en

but i believe this is his account https://www.tiktok.com/@foodur11

>>21645512
That's not a bug though

>>21646690
why not just fold the pizza around the hotdog?
surely the pizza crust is tastier than that bun
t. never been to costco

>>21645507 (OP)
Those are eels not giant parasite worms right?

>>21645507 (OP)
zhang "brain amoeba" ergou

>>21647026
fuck that looks good

>/ck/ webm thread
>just the most abhorrent shit imaginable

>>21647040
>just the most abhorrent shit imaginable
fine have something wholesome

>>21647178
I don't think being skewered alive is wholesome.

>haha it like acupuncture
No this is the equivalent of having a railroad spike driven through your body.

>>21647225
>for this egg recipe, you'll need three people

>>21647225
wow I'm actually impressed: I'm wondering how it tastes
>>21647245
chill, this is just for show, one strainer should be enough if one pours slowly

>>21645573
I wouldn't get so close to a crazy boar. That could easily kill a man cus it weighs so much

>>21647252
i'm chill it was just funny

>>21647202
Did you see how tender and sexual the chef was? He even got the little guy stoned before killing it. Better than what most chinks would do.

>>21647265
The Chad boar had his whole left leg in that bitch. The retarded gook got his hands very close to it's snout and is lucky he didn't lose fingers.

>>21645512
why don't they just evolve?

>>21645512
>>21645608
>>21645848
ive eaten an isopod before theyre not that bad but theres not a whole lot of meat on them given the size (the one i had was a lot smaller than that one though picrel). kinda just tasted like crab meat which checks out since theyre crustaceans like crabs or lobster.

>>21645568
kangaroo leg?

>>21647372
When I was 9 my parents got 2 live isopods. We put them in the sink and went back to the car for the rest of the groceries. Somehow, one of them climbed out, survived the fall from the counter, and hid under the fridge. We had to fish him with a broom. My parents let me give it a bath to wash all the dust off. Best day of my life.

Stop talking about pillbugs

>>21647401
ostrich

>>21645507 (OP)
One cool detail you may have missed. At the beginning of the video you might have noticed the bowl is covered in plastic. It's common for takeaway to be packed in plastic bags. You just take them home, put the bag in a bowl, open the bag and turn it inside out so that you can eat the food inside. When you're done you can get the plastic bag off and throw it away. No washing required

>>21647511
That ain't cooked.

>>21645507 (OP)
So, does he feel it's death throes in his stomach for a minute before it finally goves up the ghost?

>>21645512
is there anything the chinese don't eat? I'm asking seriously. there doesn't seem to be any boundary with them.

>>21647966
>It's not the hands that bother you...
>It's whether or not you wash them.

>>21647966
She's even eating the burger upside down.
What a low IQ people.

>>21647245
there are four hands plus the camera holder

>>21648181
so three people?

>>21648181
there's 5, 4 hands holding strainers, and 1 holding the egg container. For just people making the eggs it's 3.

>>21648187
one of them could have been Ja/ck/

>>21648195
jack doesn't need 3 people to make eggs, he can make them just fine on his own.

>>21648200
and if you needed more proof

>>21647775
You have to keep in mind they had massive starvation from the great leap forward where tens of millions of people starved to death not too long ago so they have the mentality that you eat anything you can.

>>21648187
>>21648194
shit actually right nvm. i kinda forgot one person could use two hands

>>21645512
he eats a horse face in none of his videos.

>>21647026
IKEA cafeteria

>>21647654
Those bags are literally inside your testicles right now

>>21647966
Eating wet food with your hands is just a lot more disgusting than eating a sandwich lol

>>21647654
He didn't buy roundmeal you retard

>>21647027
now imagine the exact same video but with jeets instead

>>21648271
Just usa AI to add flies, cross contamination, garbage and all ingredients being rotten

>>21648228
lel

>>21648271
the kitchen looks nice, so the jeets washing their hands isn't as unlikely, so I'd probably still eat it.

>>21648204
>"Lazy Man's Omelette"
>takes the same (or more) time and effort as a normal omelette
>looks like shit and probably tastes like the plastic bag it was boiled in

>>21648335
>>21648204
>>21648200
>>21648195
Ja/ck/ is literally dying after his fifth stroke and you guys are still making fun of him
Be better

>>21647966
That head bob is so irritating.

>>21647966
Imagine all the shit that's stuck behind her rings from her using her hand to wipe her ass.

>>21647966
>it's the culture behind them
Yes, the culture of utter filth combined with the arrogance to defend the lack of hygiene. I do indeed hate that.

>>21648342
Everybody is ‘literally’ dying you fucking ESL idiot.

>>21648509
stop. i can only get so erect

>>21648661
You literally have reading comprehension issues.

>>21648200
I have that exact pan and plate.

>>21647966
yeah... i mean, we have fingerfood that isn't, you know, just wet and completely unsuitable to be eaten with your bare hands

>>21647966
I want her to look up at me with her bpd whore eyes as she sucks off my seed and my soul out of my body

>>21648750
fuck off jack

>>21645568
Now that's some delicious looking food.

>>21645568
I always enjoy this one

>>21647966
Unlike when you shovel wet slop into your mouth, you don't need to suck your fingers when you take a bite of a burger.
What a disingenuous cunt.

>>21645512
I didn't know /ck/ allowed webms of cannibalism.

STOP TALKING ABOUT PILLBUGS

>>21649046
redpill me on this spinning contraption
is it great for huge batch of food?

>>21647966
>eating food designed to be eaten by hand with clean hands
vs
>shoving your shit covered jeet fingers straight into a dish of slop and slurping it off them

>>21647966
>It's the culture behind them.
Yes, it is. It's disgusting.

>>21648872
Are you telling me a robot fried this rice??

>>21649072
It's just a fucking automated stir fry device. Instead of moving the spoon around to keep the food moving, they spin the vessel to make sure no food sticks to the pot. I guess it could be used at scale, but it's not going to produce good results.

>>21647982
>>21648179
>>21648254
>>21648509
>>21648658
>>21649034
>>21649079
>>21649101
Morons, triggered morons.

>>21648200
Jack's ability to fuck up literally anything he makes is incredible. I'm in awe.

the egg fort.... is obsolete

>>21649319
The egg fort exists for your protection.

>>21649319
>AI sloppa eggs thinking they can get anywhere near the pristine quality of the egg fort
lol, lmao even.

>>21647811
reminds me of that time someone on /co/? /fit/? posted themselves eating three dozen eggs, which amounted to something like, 15 times the daily recommended amount of cholesterol

>>21647966
uh it's both you disgusting whore

>>21648230
>he eats a horse face in none of his videos.
Thank Tod, it would be scary.

>>21647225
You can always find a new way to cook eggs

>>21649309
Kek,trying to keep his balance made him pull the cook's hair in the fatal direction

>>21649149
Pajeet, unwashed pajeet.

>>21647966
dry buns vs wet sloppy curry.

do pajeets really?

>>21649319
I wonder how much it cost to make shitty eggs?

>>21647966
You just know she's posting this from a White country. Why did she move there? Huh? People never ask them that question. Why did you come here? Why did you come to our countries? You came here to use our facilities that we built for our people. You came here to steal a place in a university course, or a position at a job, that should have gone to a White person from that country. You fucking piece of shit.
GO BACK.
FUCKING GO BACK.
YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE.
YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE.
FUCKING GO BACK TO INDIA OR WHEREVER ELSE YOU CAME FROM.
LEAVE!!!

ALL WHITE MEN MUST MAKE IT KNOWN TO ALL FOREIGN INVADERS THAT THEY ARE UNWANTED AND UNWELCOME!

>>21649319
the juicero has found its master.

>>21647966
Make her eat steaming hot soup with just her hands

>>21649741
YEAH
FUCK YEAH
TELL EM

>>21649741
wow man yt people are really getting angry

>>21649763
>use spoon
>burn your mouth
wow i'm so advanced

>>21649763
make her drink a glass of water with her hands

>>21645512
This kills the isopod

>>21647775
In china, they make fun of Cantonese by saying they "eat anything whose back faces the sky". The same is true of the other chinamen and chinawomen

>>21645568
>even the cat gets to eat
Kino

>>21645507 (OP)
I will never look this cool and nonchalant

Are those fucking snakes?

>>21647401
Gweilo leg

>>21649832
He doesnt look cool or nonchalant
He looks like a sweaty fucking poor loser that smells like shit, lives in a fucking shit-stained dump and drinks disgusting garbage worms

>>21647598
I think that guy's Korean

>>21648872
>completely unnecessary wooden spoon pat
sovl

>>21649072
It's used in some restaurants in china. It frees up a cook so they can manage multiple stir fries instead of having to babysit one dish at a time

>>21645520
For extreme poverty-tier food, it looks pretty good. Is that duck weed?

>>21649425
Tuco?

>>21649847
biznatch?

>>21647265
that's not a boar, that's just a pig with black hair.

>>21645535
can i get one 5 foot long one

>>21649741
>do unfavorable trade deals that are steal resources from others' land
>"it's their fault for not reading the fine print"
lmao this will work on americans and americans only

>>21649319
>first they came for porn
>then they came for coding and video games
>now Clankers are trying to take eggs from us
Do you circuit chuckers have no shame?

>>21645634
KEK

>>21647026
>using bare hands
disgusting

>>21647966
Yes, I do dislike their culture. Well done.

>>21650602
>assblasted poo tryna gotcha
>failing with poo level retardation

>>21649425
How does he get in?

>>21645520
Eating algae balls made him bald.

>>21647811
>I can eat fifty eggs

>>21647811
>All these egg WebMs
>No one posts the clip of the egg hatching into a chick as soon as it touches the hot griddle

This dude's aura based as fuck

>>21645507 (OP)
What retard thinks this is impressive?

>>21651038
then you do it

>>21650837
he channels his inner chicken and flies through the gap.

>>21650602
I wouldnt go out for dinner anymore if I were yo

>>21651216
Disgusting

>>21651028
Why even bother with the splash of bubsi ?

>>21650837
he hatched from one of those eggs

>>21649682
Wrong on both counts. Stay mad, moron.

>>21649682
Correct on both counts. Stay based, king.

>>21651542
Sorry Dikshit, I don't have a google play card for you to buy soap. Why don't you drink water from the Gange to see if it helps?

>>21648342
I don't think I will.

>>21651489
aw i thought this was gonna be the one where the guy skates into the car and spills everything

>>21645512
they don't eat because they are hungry, they eat just for the pleasure of killing any living being

>>21651710
That one is staged

>>21645535
this is cool, they should automate stacking and cutting next

>>21651236
What you got against apples? They keep the doctor away you know.

>>21646851
the fingering enhances the flavor

>>21647026
Could a fellow anon enlighten me on what is the best part of making meatballs?

>>21651988
that they end up juicy

>>21649116
Fried rice is pretty well suited for automation, see>>21649046
If anything they're showing off with the robot arms unnecessarily.

>>21651489
shes so cute bros

>>21651959
i hate her

>>21651949
Typical Chinese, quantity over quality.

>>21651489
American wheat powers this cute angel.

>>21651254
Poppy is a little sloppy

>>21651127
He's right, though. That Chinaman is cringy as fuck.
Grown man with a 12-year-old's idea of "cool"

>>21651952
How the fuck does all of that shit even fit in there

>>21652141
Adorable webm. Thank you for sharing!

>>21651226
AI generated.

>>21649319
The shart of the machine cooks the egg.

>>21652141
>Grown man with a 12-year-old's idea of "cool"
exactly where do you think you are anyway?

>>21647265
That's not a boar it's a domestic pig and this big girl here is basically a giant puppy.

>>21652205
doing something just because you think it's cool even if someone thinks it's childish isn't the same thing as doing it because you're desperate for attention

>>21647811
based Gastonmaxer

>>21652325
this is a girl who will rim you

>>21652325
She's very cute.

>>21652268
>doing something just because you think it's cool even if someone thinks it's childish isn't the same thing as doing it because you're desperate for attention
you are such an attention-whoring faggot

>>21652325
book-accurate ron weasley

>>21652141
incredible reference, well done m8

>>21652483
Do "Italians" have access to cheap butter or something? That looks expensive for half-assed slop.

>>21650347
>>21652483
please stop posting these they're too obvious

>>21652325
Is that coffee or soda?

>>21651489
pointless vid.

Anyways, I had Sonic for the first time this year. It's the worst food I've ever eaten. Everything tasted profoundly artificial.

>>21652483
Now this is a recipe I can get behind.

>>21651959
It's the skeleton nosejob and the stupid faces she makes. She also has a really deep voice. Freak.

>>21647966
>dipping your fingers in wet, greasy food, and then proceding to stick half your hand in your mouth is just the same as eating a sandwich
they will never get it. never.

>>21648342
wrong move buster, im gonna start posting now as well

>>21652721
I've only seen his clips here, does he do this on purpose or is he actually retarded?

>>21652725
no no he is genuinly retarded.

>>21645608
They're just really big roly-polies that live in the sea

>>21651959
i hate her
>>21651998
i love her

>>21647966
The sangewedge was literally invented so you could eat without getting wet/greasy fingers.

>>21652725
He's the real deal.

>>21645507 (OP)
extremely based

>>21652744
mmmm, used tampon chicken

>>21645520
thats duckweed, no? I do wonder about its taste

>>21652809
what the fuck

>>21650602
I wanted to think it's hypocritical too, but keep in mind that this guy doesn't wipe his ass with his hands and probably washes them constantly.

>>21651966

Where's the video of them purging afterward

>>21652956
you have to pay to see that

>>21652537
coffee, that aftertaste face the makes is the one i get after drinking bold coffee

>>21647225
What do the extra tiers even do?

>>21653268
look unique enough to justify a social media post, and that's it. You only really need one skimmer to do what they're doing.

>>21652809
Fake nails are disgusting and unhygienic

>>21653267
These look so cozy.

>>21653267
that looks so fucking good

>>21651216
Looks bussin

>>21649142
why

>>21653267
>mom found the noodle drawer

>>21649836
I creid laughing thank you

>>21654121
beautiful dogs

>>21654121
Unsanitary.

>>21654375
No it's perfectly fine.

>>21649425
the complete lack of logic in where he picks his eggs from kills me. almost as much as when he grabs the giant pot overflowing with more eggs

>>21654430
Please wash hands when you serve people in your home and please don't let animals into the kitchen when cooking. It's nasty behavior.

>>21654512
Nothing unsanitary occurred in the video. It's fine.

>>21654548
>Dogs jumping up on the counter where food is being served
>Hand touching the mouth of multiple dogs

>>21647811
>>21648200
I can't stand runny/slimy egg whites, these videos make me wanna barf

>>21652483
rage bait is the lowest form of internet discourse

>>21648195
He certainly wasn't the cameraman.

>>21654550
No food has been contaminated. It's fine.
The guy just has to wash his hands now that he fed the dogs and it's all good.

>>21647966
I'm amazed she didn't choose wings or ribs as a comparison. Those get messy too, but no, just had to choose a food that doesn't require napkins to eat.

>>21654683
Because she's a vegetarian.

>>21654695
She managed to get a vegan burger, it wouldn't be much harder to get vegan wings or ribs. She also could have used naan to scoop up curry, but then she wouldn't get to fingerpaint while she's eating.

>>21654722
her 'vegan burger' appears to be just some greens between two buns

>>21654730
There was something brown in there and it drips oil so I assumed it was a beyond meat patty or something to that extent

>>21650347
I hope retards tried to make this and exploded their kitchen with the first step

>>21652809
Would be funnier if she gave it to children, pretending to feed some bugs or whatever the fuck that was supposed to be implying is lame

>webm thread
>245 replies
>only 46 videos
>11 of those are mine
Dead board

>>21648342
yeah, all this mistreatment is pretty jacked up.

>>21654375
Touch grass, retard

>>21654842
Touch my balls, gayboy

>>21654842
Eat shit, you dirty freak. And stop using dogs as child replacement.

>>21653378
...i think those not overly long ones (and especially what she has) are very nice, 10/10 would like to be touched by her

Iced americano

>>21645568
Only good kitties get chimken.

>>21647027
Kek, I just said this out loud.

>>21647178
shrimp is like wtf

>>21648204
>>21648342
>i miss him so much
>>21649116
nah a shrimp did m8

>>21649425
>>21649319

>>21655399
>>>21652725

>>21654507
just because you cannot comprehend the Egg System doesn't mean there's no logic

>>21650347
>>21652483
masterful ragebait. I'm not even that upset.

egg

>>21645568
i liked it until he pulled out the gutter oil

>>21645568
>gay ass annoying cats
>cold fucking oil
>mystery meat
>can’t tell if this is in Colorado or Manila
1/10

>>21655543
I could fix her

>>21655562
You developed a cure for neurodegenerative diseases?

>>21655565
I don't know what those words mean

>>21647966
Does no one find her attractive? Am i the only one? Has being single for so long lowered my standards?

>>21647962
What phenotype is this...

>>21655540
Gives off hentai woody vibes. Nostalgic, for an era of more varied memes. But still unsettling.

>>21655565
That >>21655575
is not me and I meant to reply to this >>21655540

>>21655183
that's a man

>>21655562
but there's nothing to fix

>>21655420
would love to make porchetta but I can't find a single fucking place that sells pork belly in a single fucking chunk instead of stupid ass strips

>>21655713
Ask a butcher
Asian grocers often stock it

>>21655581
>Does no one find her attractive?
She looks like Indian Michael Jackson bro

>>21647511
These things are getting better
Wheres my cyberpunk robot noodles restaurant?

>>21648342
He'll be making videos in a hospital bed with 1kg jars of mayonnaise that his wife still needs to open
Godspeed Jack you fucking retard

>>21653267
Peak comfy

>>21651038
>>21651127
You do realise its satire and he's taking the piss out of old Chinese men right?

>>21655183
I would bet everything I own on it being a man inside that costume.

>>21654806
>Made at least a hundred /ck/ webms over the year
>No a single one of mine posted
>Lost them all with a busted hard drive
It's so over

>>21655749
I only save ones with actual cooking in them but this particular thread seems to be about meme shit so I haven't bothered

>>21655581
she's cute but her eyebrow makeup is terrible

>>21655749
I usually don't save vertical videos.

>>21655756
Over the years its always been one guy posting racial shock content masquerading as /ck/ threads... I think I remember these since like 2019?

>>21652332
>>21652441
>she
>girl

>>21656061
That looks cool but I don't want fruit with my fish and meat, wtf stop mixing savory with sweet

>>21651489
how can you watch this and say Americans have no culture?

>>21647026
Looks great, swedish meatballs are always good

>>21655183
>no halo
0/10

>>21654722
Wings or ribs cannot be vegan, since they're meat.

>>21656047
>snot soup with a side of belly fat
disgusting

>>21647966
>haha you americans eat food with dry, clean exterior components that aren't messy to pick up, it's just like how we dunk our shitsmeared hands into wet slop and slurp it off our disgusting fingers

>>21656071
It's a guy? Even better.

>>21647026
This is the gayest shit I have ever seen on /ck/ and I have been here since 2006

I want to run through that kitchen doing a home alone scream while pulling all the pots and pans onto the floor.

>>21656381
?

>>21645507 (OP)
Why do chinese think that needlessly torturing small animals makes them "tough"

That is serious thirdie mentality

>>21656047
wtf !?

>>21655420
should've stopped at 0:20, I'd eat it

>>21656381
how is it gay the meatballs look great

>>21647966
>triggered farming

>>21656420
I was good until he mashed the fries into oblivion

>>21651879
See, that's the point of exponential investment cost growth. Please consult the graph to know more.

>>21650602
I'm pretty sure he uses toilet paper and washes his hands, unlike your rapey, smelly people.

>>21656426
>>21656384
He's completely right THO.

>>21656047
i always thought stuff with okra looked gross but i ended up loving the texture after trying it

>>21656257
>belly fat
it's just some kind of mashed starchy thing

>>21649825
Will they eat Juan?

>>21652325
I'm afraid of this creature.

>>21656078
In fact, I was thinking that this is the epitome of American culture: waiting in your car for overpriced plastic food that you're going to consume inside your vehicle, happily aware that it's slowly killing you. God bless Hamerica!

>>21656495
Those aren't faggots thoughbeit.

>>21656077
Big fan of Tylenol are you?

>>21647178
this is fetish content

>>21654121
>the black dog giving half of his bun thing to the one with the ball only for him to get a new one
clever bastard

>>21655906
>muh racism!!!
>muh shock content!
you are a dumb cooklet newfag.

>>21655540
im sure this guy fucks kids

>>21656047
africa has 24h to respond

>>21656721
idk how you guys can watch this, it's like watching a retarded child try to tie his shoelaces

>>21656061
why why why do subhumans always make this gimmicky shit. i respect the "cook your own egg" from noma more than this absolute bullshit. tasteless, dubai like, no class and absolutely not worth the money. jesus christ.

>>21656742
kek

>>21651949
wow a whole packet of noodles

>>21656748
tf is he marinating that in, lard/

>>21656756
It's Jack, so probably mayo.

>>21656756
i believe it is greek youghurt anon

>>21656750
i used an empty bell's whisky bottle as rolling pin for years.

>>21656777
thats not ideal, but will work. the problem with jacks rolling pin is that its soft plastic

>>21656777
>im a backwards slob that refuses to spend 5 dollars on a rolling pin
yer bro you are so mysterious and wild

>>21652325
i would propose

>>21656790
Didn't know Jack transitioned. You go, gurl!

>>21652325
imagine the coke induced, raw, vulnerable hardcore missionary.

>>21654375
In what sense?

>>21655562
How exactly?

>>21656047
did they just pull that out of the gutter?

>>21656497
I didn't mean that it was literally belly fat and snot, I was just joking because it looked like belly fat and snot.

>>21655743
>burning animals in whatever the fuck alcohol for satire
:/

>>21652725
Genuinely retarded, but he also had a stroke which made his right arm pretty weak and feeble, which doesn't help his already shit skills. You can see it more in newer vids like >>21656748
Jack is playing on Nightmare mode

>>21647966
>it's the culture behind them
Yes, please cease to exist.

>>21653267
that's the most meat i've ever seen japanese ramen put on. they usually fuck you with 1 piece of meat

>>21651949
I get that he's eating "a lot" of food but why the fuck do they need to eat like retards.

>>21651216
>makes classic candy apple
>then covers it in labubudubaichocolatematcha
>finally completes the humiliation by removing it from the stick, divorcing it from its classic form entirely

>>21656765
oof, good thing he was fast enough or else he might've got burn by the cold oil

>>21658026
What sauces did they pour on it?