Thread 21645762

Jalapenos > onions

shut the fuck up goym and go back to work. what did i say about burgers?!? this workplace must be kosher-friendly!!

it would be easy, like raping an onion

>>21645762 (OP)
retard here, chatgpt says myoglobin seeping out from a burger patty means it's juicy but a youtube video i saw says that juiciness comes from the fat so a burger needs to be cooked to well done.
how the fuck should one cook a burger?
thick burgers in a pan on an oven.
please link me something or give me detailed steps.
i'm a retard who can't cook.

>>21647085(me)
i pre-heat the pan for 2 mins, add a couple of sprays of olive oil then put the patty on the pan. 4 minutes each side.
juice still comes out of it when pressed.

>>21647085
>retard here, chatgpt says
Kill yourself

>>21647092
:(

>>21645762 (OP)
And?.

>>21645762 (OP)
Well lets hope he’s not cramming it then!

>>21645762 (OP)
Is it gay for two men to put their faces that close together?

>>21647085
I don't care what these fake home chefs will try to tell you, a burger should almost always be cooked well done. Unless you're grinding the meat or getting it from a local butcher yourself, anything you buy from the grocery store should have almost no pink left in it. Plus the sear/ char adds too much flavor to sacrifice. It's okay if it's a little burned and crispy, the toppings and sauces will compliment that. If you want pink, juicy meat, eat a steak.

>>21645762 (OP)
>*sandwich
fixed for you

>>21645814
imagine eating peppers without onions