Thread 21653404

Do you have a shower bar? I want to get one, but this works for me for now. Advice?

Nope. I'm not an attention whore like you.
>IPA
kys

I hate IPA

>>21653427
>>21653439
U'alls taste is not refined my doods

I didn't know how to pronounce it and had an exchange at a bar years ago that went like this
>Can I have a La-gunt-ass?
>Pardon?
>May I have a La-gunt-ass please?
>A what?
>*points at Lagunitas tap* A LA-GUNT-ASS
>oh sorry, It's loud in here, I didn't hear you
>THANKS
I ordered more LA GUNT ASSES until the bartender politely corrected me

>>21653466
>gunt
was he looking down at your waistline while he said it?

My shower has a spot where you can put a beer that's above where the water hits. I put beer up there and drink it in the shower.

>>21653466
Gunts is fairly mid but they do make decent and strong 9.0% variety. Maybe it’s a double ipa I’m not sure, “colossal ipa”

>>21653404 (OP)
i havent had a good shower beer in while because ive almost completely stopped drinking

>>21653427
Yeah you are. You make sure everyone sees you freak out at the sight of wrongbeer.

>>21653503
Ha haha

>>21653404 (OP)
please love yourself and get some decent haircare, fructis 2 in 1 is killing you
consider Monday shampoo and conditioner

>>21653555
speaking of a fruit...

>>21653404 (OP)
Is drinking in the shower comfy?

>>21653584
He's right tho. 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner is always bad and it always strips your hair and leaves it dry and fried looking. You need a dedicated shampoo and a dedicated conditioner preferably from the same brand and you should never shampoo and condition every day.

>>21653404 (OP)
this idea and post is a distraction from your utter failure in life. and it wasn't failure from full effort into a project or learning a craft and not succeeding
it's failure from squandering your 20s by consuming every digital opiate you could afford

do people really idle so much in the shower that they have time to drink a beer