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Anonymous No.21656379 >>21656388 >>21656389 >>21656392 >>21656405 >>21656466 >>21656475 >>21656518 >>21656519 >>21656709 >>21656731 >>21657141 >>21657147 >>21657151 >>21657186 >>21657205 >>21657218 >>21657247 >>21657336 >>21657359 >>21657871 >>21658240 >>21658544 >>21658602 >>21658612 >>21658714 >>21658800 >>21658871 >>21659227
>my reaction as a waitress when grown, "adult" men ask for no tomatoes and no onions on their burger
Has your palette really not matured past that of a five year old?
Anonymous No.21656388 >>21656394 >>21657326 >>21658220
>>21656379 (OP)
*palate
ESL retard.
Anonymous No.21656389 >>21657209 >>21658728 >>21659177
>>21656379 (OP)
Tomatoes on a burger are usually shit out of season hothouses with no flavor and generally warm and slimy. No onions is a travesty, though.
Anonymous No.21656392
>>21656379 (OP)
>palette
s No.21656394 >>21656398 >>21656399 >>21657252 >>21658707
>>21656388
This is a food board, go to /fit/ if you want to talk about palates.
Anonymous No.21656398
>>21656394
>namefag
Kill yourself, retard.
Anonymous No.21656399
>>21656394
Palates are food related.
Palettes are what you'd apply if you actually used your crayons instead of eating them.
Anonymous No.21656400 >>21656411 >>21657209 >>21658748
Most tomatoes are trash tier, these days you have to grow your own if you want actual flavour.
Anonymous No.21656405 >>21656410 >>21656413
>>21656379 (OP)
Funny, that's also my reaction when a brainless wagie whore working a job with no prospects starts whining about the people paying her bills.
Anonymous No.21656410 >>21656711 >>21658672
>>21656405
Go back to r9k, chud. This is a woman's board.
Anonymous No.21656411 >>21656618
>>21656400
Those Italian San Marzano tomatoes are damn tasty. No good on a burger though.
Anonymous No.21656413 >>21656458 >>21656714
>>21656405
Ok bud, I don't like this post either but it's no excuse to be a douche, take the sexism outside
Anonymous No.21656458 >>21656460 >>21656490 >>21656510
>>21656413
Oh no the tone police is here to complain for the 9999999th time. This isn't reddit you stupid bitch
Anonymous No.21656460
>>21656458
Put your tampon back in, Brittany.
Anonymous No.21656466 >>21656467
>>21656379 (OP)
Why would you put s0y on your burger? Are you stupid?
Anonymous No.21656467 >>21656474
>>21656466
>s0y
*soy
Lurk moar, newfag.
Anonymous No.21656474 >>21656685
>>21656467
I've been here since before you were born, onionsboy.
Anonymous No.21656475 >>21657135
>>21656379 (OP)
tomatoes are wet, mushy, slimy, cold and their overwhelming sourness covers every other flavor.
there are tons of vegetables that are good in burgers, tomates are not one of them.
agree on onion haters getting the rope though
Anonymous No.21656478
I usually go with tomato but I agree that they're usually flavorless and actually makes the texture worse. Lettuce is also flavorless but it adds a crunch to it.
Anonymous No.21656490 >>21656494
>>21656458
I understand that you're upset but you need to calm down. Can you do that for me?
Anonymous No.21656494 >>21657333 >>21657333
>>21656490
NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.21656510 >>21656677 >>21656714
>>21656458
Its 2025 my dude. You need to grow up.
Anonymous No.21656515 >>21656680
I always ask for no onions so my breath doesn't smell when I'm kissing the cute waitress after her shift ;-)
Anonymous No.21656518 >>21658697
>>21656379 (OP)
And I should give the slightest fuck what you, a total stranger, thinks about *my* burger that I'm paying for with *my* money, why?
Anonymous No.21656519 >>21657215
>>21656379 (OP)
A burger without tomato, onions, and pickles is not even a burger. It's just a meat sandwhich
Anonymous No.21656618 >>21656619
>>21656411
What about on a pizza burger? San Marzanos are usually used for pizza and pasta
Anonymous No.21656619 >>21658498
>>21656618
I’ve never had a pizza burger.
Anonymous No.21656677 >>21656693 >>21656842
>>21656510
It's 2025, my dude. Time to grow up and learn the difference between its and it's.
Anonymous No.21656680
>>21656515
Fag
Anonymous No.21656685 >>21656724
>>21656474
Then why don't you know about that word filter not applying on /ck/ you lying homo
Anonymous No.21656692
a thread died for this wagieslop
Anonymous No.21656693 >>21656824
>>21656677
>grow up
>my dude
Irony.
Anonymous No.21656709 >>21656745
>>21656379 (OP)
>knowing what you like and don't like is childish
>maturity means all food tastes good to everybody that's mature
you think like dogshit.
stop being bamboozled by the industry.
Anonymous No.21656711
>>21656410
>a woman's board
you know the rules.
Anonymous No.21656714
>>21656510
>the one defending the complainer is telling the other anon to grow up
uncanny.
>>21656413
get some respect for your patrons, asshole.
Anonymous No.21656724 >>21658753
>>21656685
Hey don't call me a homo you faggot, that's rude.
Anonymous No.21656731
>>21656379 (OP)
you should be more humble, in japan they have conveyer belts that do your job
Anonymous No.21656745 >>21657209
>>21656709
People are retards that will judge you based on how you eat a hotdog
There is no nuance to their palate
Anonymous No.21656824 >>21656831
>>21656693
Read the post I was responding to, my dude.
Anonymous No.21656831 >>21656836
>>21656824
>my dude
Please don't assume people's gender, this board is a queer-friendly space.
Anonymous No.21656836
>>21656831
Post bussy or gtfo
Anonymous No.21656842 >>21658609
>>21656677
No one cares. Go touch some grass, sugar tits.
Anonymous No.21657135 >>21658611 >>21659199
>>21656475
>wet
good. Burger is less dry this way, even if meat is done perfectly, this little amount of moisture makes burger better.
>mushy
what? You are eating thin slices, not chomping tomatoe like apple.
>slimy
its not slimy
>cold
its not, its just not warm, same as onion, pickles, letuce and other things. Fresh burger must rest a moment even with these aditaions because meat is too hot.
>overwhelming sourness
Nigga you trippin. How is tomatoe everwhelmingly sour? Sauces, onions, pickles are 2x stronger in taste and nobody is crying about them.

Thin slices of tomatoes are great addition to burger, it completes it even from visual perspective
Anonymous No.21657141
>>21656379 (OP)
>mommy said I'm a big boy so I eat my vegetables

This is what you sound like
Anonymous No.21657144 >>21657152
As an adult I determine what I eat.
>b-but you have to put the socially acceptable toppings on, my 'Manly Men Who Men' facebook page said so!
Anonymous No.21657147
>>21656379 (OP)
>my reaction when some lowly minimum wage waitress has an opinion on what I choose to eat
You'll note there's no image attached to this post
Anonymous No.21657151
>>21656379 (OP)
*SLAPS YOUR ASS*
Anonymous No.21657152 >>21657154 >>21657168
>>21657144
Your very gay and childish pic related says otherwise, fag. .
Anonymous No.21657154 >>21657168
>>21657152
>you're*
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous No.21657168
>>21657152
You expect any better from a weeab?
>>21657154
Newfag.
Anonymous No.21657181
When I'm eating a planned multi-course meal, I eat everything. When I'm going to McWageslaves, I order what I want.
Anonymous No.21657186 >>21657338
>>21656379 (OP)
Tomatoes suck on a burger though, they just soak things up, throws off the texture, etc
And what type of waitress actually cares? They can order a steak burnt-to-a-crisp, if they tipped me well I didn't care
>ex-waiter of four years
Anonymous No.21657205
>>21656379 (OP)
>my reaction as a waitress when grown, "adult" men ask for no tomatoes and no onions on their burger

every single restaurant I have gone to in the last couple of years, the waitstaff now ask if you are ok with all the ingredients. They describe the doneness level of meat back to you so you understand what you are ordering.

those of us that are pro restaurant patrons find this annoying, but I understand why it happens.

someone shits the bed and we all have to wear diapers.

also you are not a waitress. post timestamped tits in the place you work with menu visible or GTFO.
Anonymous No.21657209 >>21657271
>>21656389
spbp

>>21656400
correct

>>21656745
real men don't give one shit about what others think of them.
Anonymous No.21657215
>>21656519
>A burger without tomato, onions, and pickles is not even a burger. It's just a meat sandwhich

Nope. Burgers in diners around here (Metro NYC) have nothing on them. You want the deluxe burger that actually has toppings for $3 more.
Anonymous No.21657218 >>21658744
>>21656379 (OP)
Are they onions browned? No? Then you can shove them up your slimy cunt

Are the tomatoes a meaty heirloom or a shit tier watery hot house? If not, put it in Martha’s italian salad I am not eating that shit

>lettuce on a burger
Im just not a faggot that’s all
Anonymous No.21657247
>>21656379 (OP)
Tomatoes can be hit or miss, onion, lettuce and pickles are mandatory though.
Anonymous No.21657252 >>21658738
>>21656394
based ESL chad making the heckin' oldfaggerinos foam at the mouth
Anonymous No.21657271 >>21657401
>>21657209
>real men don't give one shit about what others think of them.
That's a retarded thing to say
Opinions are always relevant. You wouldn't want someone sitting behind you if they hated your guts
Anonymous No.21657326 >>21658217
>>21656388
It's pallet, euro scum
Anonymous No.21657333
>>21656494
uuuhhhh based>>21656494
Anonymous No.21657336 >>21658740
>>21656379 (OP)
I do not eat beefburgers
Anonymous No.21657338
>>21657186
While I like tomatoes on some burgers, I gotta begrudgingly agree with this. My favorite burgers are bacon bleus (mushroom Swiss have a special place in my heart though) and the best ones I've had didn't have tomatoes on them
Anonymous No.21657359 >>21658746
>>21656379 (OP)
>double cheese burger
>add bacon
>both mayo and mustard (removes them from asking for the other)
>no onions
>no pickles
>remove tomato myself(if I ask for no tomato, they may remove the lettuce aswell, or ask if I want any veggies)
>add ketchup myself
When I make them at home, I use Hawaiian bread and add a slice of pineapple
Anonymous No.21657401 >>21657447
>>21657271
>You wouldn't want someone sitting behind you if they hated your guts

I still don't care what others think of me, and whether someone hates my guts has no bearing on what I said.
Anonymous No.21657447
>>21657401
>I still don't care what others think of me
Apathy is a negative trait
>whether someone hates my guts has no bearing on what I said.
Did you post the gif to demonstrate your stawman?
Anonymous No.21657520
>mfw you bring me my order
>mfw I pay the cashier and don't tip
Anonymous No.21657871
>>21656379 (OP)
Some people are intolerant of them.
Anonymous No.21658177
Sounds like you fuck up a lot and wish no one would make you modify things on the pos. Worry about getting better at working your 3 table section and less about how people eat their food.
Anonymous No.21658217
>>21657326
Its legal name is euro palette,moshe.
Anonymous No.21658220 >>21658553
>>21656388
Nothing funnier than an esl trying to show off to other esl's and completely fucking it up.

Pride really does goeth.
Anonymous No.21658240
>>21656379 (OP)
>wanting to eat an underdeveloped, chemically grown slice of dogshit water vegetable
unironically kill yourself if you think generic fast food places have good quality tomatoes.
Charles choker No.21658260 >>21658267 >>21658552
I eat living people and dead animals
Anonymous No.21658267 >>21658751
>>21658260
No you don't you cringy little weirdo
Anonymous No.21658498
>>21656619
i like them :)
Anonymous No.21658544
>>21656379 (OP)
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Anonymous No.21658552
>>21658260
You eat dicks, mate.
Anonymous No.21658553 >>21658597 >>21658601
>>21658220
>reddit spacing
Anonymous No.21658597 >>21658601
>>21658553
>>reddit spacing
How new are you?
Anonymous No.21658601 >>21659609
>>21658553
Muscle memory.
>>21658597
Fag.
Anonymous No.21658602
>>21656379 (OP)
>Has your palette really not matured past that of a five year old?
No. And I'm not going to eat shit I don't like to seem more mature to you.
Anonymous No.21658609
>>21656842
nta, but I care. It's an increasing indicator of the decline of society.
Anonymous No.21658611
>>21657135
>tomatoe
>letuce
>***aditaions***
>***everwhelmingly***
You absolute completely sheer retard. Your fucking idiocy is immeasurable.
Anonymous No.21658612
>>21656379 (OP)
I find it hilarious when waitresses judge people or get uppity. Your job is literally at the bottom of the totem pole. If you get literally any other job you would.
Anonymous No.21658657 >>21658669
Lettuce and tomatos genuinely ruin a burger. It adds unnecessary flavor and water for a food that's greasy already.
Anonymous No.21658669 >>21658685
>>21658657
>t. Amerilard who thinks triple beef and cheese with bacon is peak burger
Anonymous No.21658672
>>21656410
All women on 4chan are just disruptive tourists
Anonymous No.21658685
>>21658669
Triple is too much. Double is well enough beef for a burger. Bacon ruins the beef flavor
Anonymous No.21658697
>>21656518
>5 year old manlet spotted
Anonymous No.21658707
>>21656394
Seems you got two faggots so eager to correct you they missed the joke
Anonymous No.21658714
>>21656379 (OP)
just give me ketchup instead of tomatoes
Anonymous No.21658728
>>21656389
found the tendies eater you fat fuck
Anonymous No.21658738
>>21657252
This made laugh out loud. Thank you anon. Made my day.
Anonymous No.21658740
>>21657336
Fuck off Rajesh.
Anonymous No.21658744 >>21658756
>>21657218
Dont like tomatoes, but carmelized onions are great. Lettuce I can take or leave, but I see why Gordon Ramsay uses it-the lettuce keeps the buns from getting soaked with grease from the .eat and cheese.
Anonymous No.21658746
>>21657359
Toasted ciabatta is also good. And thin cut toasted sourdough. I'm not huge on ketchup and mayo on a burger but I wouldn't turn one down if offered. I need me dill chips though. I usually make mine with lettuce tomato onion dill pickles cheese and mustard. All vegg on the bottom, cheese, burger, cheese, then mustard. I'm not a food autist so enjoy your burger the way you like. Don't listen to the haters. GOD BLESS AMERICA
Anonymous No.21658748
>>21656400
Yea that's what I do. Grow my tomatoes, onion, butter lettuce, etc. Bake my own bread. It really makes the difference.
Anonymous No.21658751
>>21658267
We will never know what he eats, but everyone knows you eat a bag of dicks everyday
Anonymous No.21658753
>>21656724
Anonymous No.21658756 >>21658762
>>21658744
>carmelized
You do know that’s not actually a word?
Anonymous No.21658762
>>21658756
Lol not that anon but I just say sautéed onions.
Anonymous No.21658800 >>21658913 >>21658933
>>21656379 (OP)
>le epin bait
>billions of (you)'s
like fucking clockwork *squeaks*
Anonymous No.21658871
>>21656379 (OP)
Have your career prospects moved past that of a 16 year old?
Anonymous No.21658913
>>21658800
Based. But shit, I'm bored. Also checked
Anonymous No.21658933 >>21659029
>>21658800
>act like a retard
>a bunch of people call you a retard while walking by
>HAHA EPICLY BAITED BY MY MASTERFUL TROLLSKILLZ
okay
Anonymous No.21659029
>>21658933
It takes two to tango, bitch tits. All you have to do is walk away from the keyboard and yet you keep responding to me like a big fat chump.
Anonymous No.21659177
>>21656389
Mmmm just tomato and pickles.

In n out just tomato and extra spread OMG too wonderful. Different from a typical burger experience altogether. I do love lettuce onion cheese pickle tomato normalfag burgers too tho. Just a different thing like bacon avocado ones or swiss n mushroom ones.
Anonymous No.21659199
>>21657135
>>wet
>good. Burger is less dry this way, even if meat is done perfectly, this little amount of moisture makes burger better.
That's fucking retarded. If your burger patty is not juicy as fuck and you need sloppy tomatoes on it to make it not dry then you have no fucking clue how to cook a good burger or your meat is poverty tier shit.
Anonymous No.21659227
>>21656379 (OP)
If your tomatoes are bland consistantly you're damn right I will ask for none on my manwich. Onions on the other hand are the franks redhot of vegetables, I put that on everything
Anonymous No.21659609 >>21659677
>>21658601
Ah right so you're new and you're a massive cocksucker who should have his eyelids removed then be forced to watch his family be flayed to death, before being blinded then having every single bone in his fat body broken from the feet upwards and tortured year after year for the rest of your pathetic fucking life.
Anonymous No.21659677
>>21659609
Seek help