Thread 21657819

>Family get together
>Go to restaurant
>Food tastes really meh

I make better food than this, its been such a longtime since I've tasted someone else's cooking. Do people actually eat such bland tasteless food?

>>21657819 (OP)
Yes now go away

>>21657819 (OP)
>Anime poster
>Post on /ck/
>Post is really meh

>>21657819 (OP)
>Anime pic
Ew
Are you a pedophile?

>>21657819 (OP)
>anime pic
Based.

>Do people actually eat such bland tasteless food?
Yes. Most people these days are incapable of even basic cooking, so bland and tasteless restaurant food is amazing to them.

>>21657819 (OP)
your folks just wanted to treat you to something special anon. It's the thought that counts

>>21657819 (OP)
The picture you've posted qualifies you as mentally ill, I very much doubt your Playdoh cakes or Playdoh eggs and bakey are as "om nom nom" as restaurant food. But still a good job lil buddy. Thumbs up!

>>21657819 (OP)
Yes. The vast majority of restaurants employ shitty line cooks that can't even follow basic recipes, but make up for their lack of skill by adding salt/butter/sugar to everything

>>21657819 (OP)
absolutely everything you said is made up trolling bullshit.

>>21657819 (OP)
Restaurant food has gotten expensive and shitty. Also, if you're cooking your own food, your salt tolerance is low. It's less obvious when it's hot, but when you have cold leftovers from a restaurant it's so salty you can barely eat it if you're not used to it.
>>21658165
>>21657824
>>21657824
Anime website nigger.
>>21658639
Even if he is trolling, he's not wrong.

>>21658161
this my family loves this bog standard chinese restaurant but whenever we all go out its always a good time and the food takes a backseat (its bog standard chinese so not like its hard to fuck up)

>>21657819 (OP)
>Do people actually eat such bland tasteless food?
you are the one who ate it

>>21659703
>even if he's wrong he's not wrong
I don't know about that

>>21657819 (OP)
i like bland and tasteless food, maybe im an autist or something but i like to know that without very much at all added, the food is cooked well enough to still taste good and have a good texture, once it's good enough i consider adding some more seasoning, it has a very different quality than bad food with seasoning
but you're right, i am frequently disappointed by the italian places i go to, their pasta is usually not consistent enough for me, they probably cook it for 20 seconds too long/short (which makes a very big difference in texture), i dont want soggy pasta or chewy pasta with a nasty undercooked flavor, and their sauces have too much sugar but i also just hate sugar in food if it's not fruit or berries or other meant-to-be-sweet foods

>>21658165
kek

>>21657819 (OP)
Most restaurants reheat Sysco slop. Unless you're going to a restaurant that does specialty stuff, it's always better to home cook.

You can also recreate any restaurant food with an air fryer and anything from the frozen food aisle

white meat chicken breast. besides involved regional dishes that's the one thing I've never managed to match at home. no matter what brine, or cooking method, seasoning, or ending temp. good restaurant chicken breast is just out of my reach. wonderful clean savory flavor with no unpleasant off flavors or blandness.

>>21660121
>pasta
classic restaurant trap. you should never order it unless you're already spending 300$ at a Michelin place.

>>21657819 (OP)
Getting good at cooking ruins most cheap restaurants. You have to go to expensive places if you want something better

>>21658172
>but make up for their lack of skill by adding salt/butter
this is the entirety of french cuisine exposed

>>21658165
Underrated

>>21660790
Sad but true. On the flip side, it is an enjoyable experience to order something you make at home at a place that know what they're doing and seeing how your dish measures up. Same way you appreciate good art more when you learn art, you appreciate good cooking more when you develop that skill too.

working in restaurants has pretty much ruined me when it comes to food so i just go to a michelin star restaurant once a year or so for the experience and to come up with ideas of my own.
I haven't gone to a casual fine dining/pub place in years plus the prices are fucking ridiculous these days so why not just get a ridiculously expensive meal over multiple mid ones a year

>>21660868
BASED

>>21660962
What sort of stuff happens in the back of house, shinobuposter? Ruin it for me as well so I stop wasting money.

>>21660200
but it is an italian restaurant, why can't they make good pasta? i am only part italian so my pasta should be about 1/4 as good

>>21657819 (OP)
sexo

>>21661311
>why can't they make good pasta
they can probably make it fine just not worth whatever you're spending on noodles, water, and butter

>>21658161
There's no food in your pedophile image, anon. Off-topic?

>>21660962
Incel chimos are working in kitchens now? What's the world coming to? What's it like being the only one who hasn't banged a waitress?

If you have destroyed your tastebuds so badly that you can't appreciate different food, different flavor profiles, and different people cooking, you MIGHT be fucking retarded and terrible at cooking. I knew a downs syndrome guy who thought his cooking was spectacular and cringed at the idea of eating at a restaurant/fast food but he never seasons or even used salt and only ate plain meat lol. You're him.

>>21658165
lol good shit

>>21662412
More like when you've had actual good cooking and made such things yourself, reheated Sysco slop shows itself to your palate as the doghshit it is. If you can't recognize microwaved reheated truck-supplied packaged food then you're the one with deficient taste buds, cooklet.

>>21657819 (OP)
>bland tasteless food?
It's what white people crave !

>>21662116
I learned the hard way to not you know what where i eat with a hostess and a GM so your right ive never boned a server you got me
First one i was tied to my job because my exec chef was married to her older sister so i stayed way longer than I should of and the 2nd she influenced the boh/service because i was/am retarded

>>21657819 (OP)
>Family get together
>Go to restaurant
>Food tastes really meh
>older sister starts chirping to mom about how she's such a better chef and her food is way better
>mfw both those bitches are awful at cooking and their food tastes like garbage because she inherited the 'salt is le bad' gene from my mom

My dad, both brothers and I started rolling our eyes in unison as she said this. My little brother literally did a face palm and let out an exaggerated Peter griffin style sigh. Why are women like this?