Thread 21658227

Who has better food

>>21658227 (OP)
hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>t. America

>>21658227 (OP)
It's a tie for these gay countries

>>21658236
What is a non gay country?

they're both kinda ass if you compare their standard traditional dishes. America has more variety and better regional dishes though. Tex-Mex, Cajun, Soul food, etc

Engerland has better and easier access to higher quality ingredients due to how shitty and jewish our food works in the US

That said it's a given that American dishes are more varied and on average better tasting than the UK, though I wouldn't be surprised if per capita there are more better fine dining restaurants in the UK

I've seen a number of British people scoff at food in the US by essentially going "Mcdonalds, so good" but honestly what is the UK's equivalent to American fast food? Miscellaneous chicken shops? I'd say the various fast food chains on average are superior

TL;DR America's better but the UK isn't as bad as memes let on

>>21658227 (OP)
I've eaten both cuisines extensively. What I will guarantee is that 95% of responders will have not. This one, for instance >>21658229 - I'm not saying this child is wrong or right, just a naive shut in

>>21658227 (OP)
UK has no answer for this.

>>21658239
Anglos invented trannyism, automatically making even Thailand and Greece less gay than UK or America

>>21658578
disgusting burgerslop

>>21658227 (OP)
Stupid question really.
USA has more variety, UK has better quality.
Horses for courses.

>>21658583
If only sour grapes text was automatically turned green.

>>21658581
>Anglos invented trannyism
>Implying Thailand and Greece didn't

>>21658594
Luther burgers all over the place, mate.
Hipster fad.

>>21658227 (OP)
>Who has better food
Come on bro.

American cuisine is at least mid.

Britts pride themselves on fucking baked beans in tomato sauce.

>>21658583
Hot

>>21658608
See >>21658286

>>21658615
That post says nothing, though. It's just fence-sitting faggotry. Clearly that retard hasn't had much of either if he can't come to an actual opinion on the quality of the two and how they compare. "Which one is better? Well um uh I can't say really, but I've definitely had both extensively." Whoop de-fucking doo.

>>21658227 (OP)
>The great debate
LMAO why don't you just make another full English thread instead of embarrassing yourself you fucking bongturd KEK

>>21658227 (OP)
Ah yes, how can America compete with bland fries + breaded fish?

>>21658257
>TL;DR America's better but the UK isn't as bad as memes let on
Jellied. Eels.

>>21658227 (OP)
On one hand we have smoked brisket.

On the other we have ...haggis?

>>21658682
Sad that a shitty fast food restaurant does fish and fries better than bongs.

>>21658743
>t never had bong food but reddit told me.

>>21658765
>lots of people like to talk about what reddit is like
>but they don't go to the site to know what reddit is like
>I must be the redditor
Hmmm.

>>21658766
Lot's of mental gymnastics here but but the fact is, people that critisize bong food have never eaten there, they just claim to dislike it because it's trendy and they like to fit in, to get upboats. That includes you.

>stargazy pie
>"toad" in the "hole" (gayest food ever)
>battered mars
>spag bol (literally dont understand what these inbred freaks are even saying half the time rip charlie kirk)
>mr brains pork faggots (need i say more)
>welsh rarebit (wtf they eat fluffy bnunnys)

britshits on suicide watch

>>21658227 (OP)
france

>>21658788
See >>21658765
>t never had bong food but reddit told me.

>>21658227 (OP)
This thread is going to be an absolute mess.

>>21658608
beans are nice

>>21658583
fucking retards

>>21658796
>This thread is going to be an absolute mess.
What did you expect:
British food:
>germans still flying overhead
>toured the world for spices but . . .
>toast sandwiches

American:
>HCHC and steroid enriched gloop
>tasteless slop
>grits

What did you expect?

>>21658806
Britain's cakes and cheeses and ales are pretty good, feel like they don't get mentioned enough.

>>21658716
Ever had haggis?

>>21658817
I don't think this thread was designed to highlight anything it's just a D&C thread to cause arguments and spout stereotypes.

>>21658583
always love it when these twinks are posted here

>>21658227 (OP)
how is britian even in the running? ALL their food sucks!

>>21658832
I don't know who they are?

They are obviously attempting a 'chip butty' but they are NOT brits, they look American.

The pictures of English breakfast look very good, but the idea of making sausage and pudding out of blood is actually quite disturbing.

The UK has a ton of great food, but the one thing I miss the most are the kebab shops. God damn I'm pissed they never really caught on here. Closest thing I can get nearby is like 17 bucks

>>21658861
Black pudding (blood sausage) is actually pretty good.
It's hard to describe, it has a crumbly texture similar to a cake but it tastes meaty with an iron like flavor, similar to a Guinness??

Can anyone else describe it better?

>>21658227 (OP)
Where do you draw the line?
Do Minnesota Tater Tots count as American even though it's just a superior shepard's pie?

>>21658882
>even though it's just a superior shepard's pie?
Except it's not.

>>21658743
Wew... kid, shut the fuck up. You've barely even left your state. Honestly, the ignorance and faggotry that you've pumped into that post is colossal. When I was in Yanksville, I visited some family in Dedham. They thought it would be 'nice' to go to Long John Silver's to give us "a taste of home". Fuck me... First of all the fish is breaded, which we have here but mainly in the frozen section of the supermarket. It was a thick coating, but pretty soggy and greasy. So were the fries (which were cooked from fucking frozen). The fish tasted of fuck all. The hush puppies were doughy and tasted of fuck all. Silly little cunt. Yeah, that's better than crisp battered north Atlantic cod, with hand cut chips - both fresh. I'm not even a big fan of fish and chips (I probably have it once every two months) but fucking hell kid, you were being a twat for twat's sake there. Especially when you've never sampled cuisine from outside of your little bubble.

>>21658886
Insightful post. Must be the smartest thing you can think of

>>21658882
Hotdish is something a 10 year old would throw together when starving. Tater tots, condensed soup, frozen veg. It's basically a """recipe""" for someone with no skill and no imagination. When I first heard of it and realised that actual adults were making it - and were seemingly proud of it - I laughed. Absolutely pathetic.

>>21658227 (OP)
>literally the exact same cuisine

>>21658895
You have NEVER had a real shepherds pie, so you would NEVER know what a decent one looks or tastes like.
You posted a picture of a trailer park version of cottage pie . .. .Ok for a cheap meal but it bears no resemblance to a real Shepherds pie. Sorry to disappoint.

>>21658906
American cuisine is just combining different processed foods you find at the store.

>>21658906
A burger is cooked beef in a bun. Fried fish is breaded fish cooked in oil. Shepard's pie is ground beef and mashed potatoes
You got a point?

>>21658906
Now do beans on toast

>>21658920
>Shepard's pie is ground beef
My sweet summer child.
Is there not a 'favorite candy' thread you should be commenting on?

>>21658920
>Fried fish is breaded fish cooked in oil. Shepard's pie is ground beef and mashed potatoes
Oh my days!
>Breaded fish
>ground beef

I bet you go to Marco Pierre White threads and call him a Hack?

>>21658920
>cooked beef in a bun
So if you put a ribeye in between a bun it's a burger?
>fried fish is breaded
Well, not necessarily. Fried fish could be in batter or have no coating at all. It's fish that is fried.
>shepard's pie... beef
*shepherd's pie (wow, I'm so surprised the American education system had pumped out semi-literate retards) is lamb because a shepherd is some who herds sheep. Lamb is a baby sheep, if you need that knowledge.
Have I got a point? Given that your mental midget post was almost a non sequitur, well I suppose I'll reiterate that hotdish is absolutely pitiful

>>21658921
Open can of beans, put in pan, heat on stove. Put bread in toaster. Once toasted, spread butter. Put on plate and pour beans over when hot. That's not a recipe though, is it? You absolute fucking retard. The level of stupidity is incredible.

>>21658227 (OP)
>britain: known for having the world's blandest food that is 95% brown slop
>america: known for being a melting pot of the best dishes of the rest of the world's cultures
Gee, I wonder

>>21658914
Just because you were once fed cheap food doesn't mean all food is cheap
>>21658931
>So if you put a ribeye in between a bun it's a burger?
Irrelevant, but I'd call it retarded. Do you often think of retarded things?
>Well, not necessarily. Fried fish could be in batter or have no coating at all. It's fish that is fried.
And french fries aren't french. Got anymore pointless details for you to sniff your own farts
>*shepherd's pie (wow, I'm so surprised the American education system had pumped out semi-literate retards) is lamb because a shepherd is some who herds sheep. Lamb is a baby sheep, if you need that knowledge.
>Have I got a point? Given that your mental midget post was almost a non sequitur, well I suppose I'll reiterate that hotdish is absolutely pitiful
I regret having continued to read your pretentious fart sniffing

>>21658938
>known for being a melting pot of the best dishes of the rest of the world's cultures
Only if it comes out of a packet and can be microwaved.
Wow - Gourmet Cuisine.

>>21658227 (OP)
England

America does not have a single food that is original to them, it all comes from somewhere else, with the exception of the native American stuff.

>>21658939
OK, so you basically got destroyed and can't cope with it. I understand. It's no fun for me

>>21658939
Sounds like a concession to me.

>>21658944
Your only arguments are
>you like to type a lot
>your head is up your ass
>shephErd's pie uses lamb
If this is a win for you then... I don't know what to say

Burger?
Not American

Hot dog?
Not American

Apple pie?
Not American

Tacos?
Not American

Lasagna ?
Not American

Pizza?
Not American

Corn bread?
Native American

What food does America actually have?

>>21658227 (OP)
Lmao
You mean worst, right? Cause these 2 are fighting for the last place

>>21658946
You should have stopped typing a long time ago.

>>21658950
I noticed you didn't disprove my observations. Is it because you can't?

>>21658946
Nobody wins from this exchange. I'm feeling a little bit sorry for you and a little bit ashamed of myself for poking a retard.

>>21658956
See
>>21658955
If you want, you can continue talking about more ways to fry fish. That made you happy. Or maybuy i can misspell something for you to point out

>>21658941
everything is derivative dumbass nigga

>>21658955
They have been disproved long ago, you just can't see it.

Have you ever seen bodycam videos of people being arrested?

-Why Am I being arrested?
Because you are drunk driving
-Yeah but why am I being arrested?
It's a DUI
-I'm confused, why am I being arrested?

>>21658963
Your only arguments are
>you like to type a lot
>your head is up your ass
>shephErd's pie uses lamb
And you are welcome to prove me wrong... if you can
If you evade the question again this is your last (You) and you will have the final word

>>21658227 (OP)
England has better raw ingredients, but they don't know how to fucking cook. Everything's just fucking boiled to shit with no seasoning. So, America.

>>21658969
You have been proven wrong so many times but you still act like the drunken baby mama that 'don't geddit'

Have a slice of Battenberg cake and cry to your lawyer.

>>21658972
Who gives a fuck about life expectancy? I'd rather die at 60 having lived a life of enjoyment than be a drag on everyone around me for 30 years after that.

>>21658970
>. Everything's just fucking boiled to shit with no seasoning.
Add Lowrys . . . .it's American now.

>>21658977
I get that and I agree but if your super obese you're dragging people anyway

>>21658578
The sandwich was invented in England. Therefore, all sandwiches belong to England.

>>21658981
They were indeed not

>>21658991
Of course they were.

>>21658992
No, they predate England, they are pre-historic

>>21658970
This thread is full of angry children. Don't waste your time

>>21658994
Or course not.

>>21658773
As a reddit frequenter, you know this. Check.

>>21658991
Ah, I've got a good one for this in that case: like ya zl, we like toadally didn't invent the sandwich but we impwoved dem

>>21658994
>No, they predate England, they are pre-historic
I'm sure cavemen enjoyed a cucumber sandwich.

What makes me laugh is that Americans can't even make the most elegant of sandwiches, they tend to fill them with cream cheese, Lawreys, ketchup and all sorts of shit because they don't have quality ingredients.

Sad really

Sandwiches invented in England
>cucumber
>tandoori chicken
Sandwiches invented in the United States of America
>clubhouse
>reuben
>grinder
>submarine
>blt
>tuna melt
>elvis
>thanksgiving
>egg salad

>>21659020
This is true with most American foods.
Hamburgers and hotdogs are overwhelmed with loads of powders, sauces and other stuff to cover up the rather bland meat that is supposed to be the star of the show.
Yes American steaks are large compared to Euro steaks but they are so artificially grown with Hormones and Steroids that they have no real flavor of their own.
It's the same with Chicken, chicken breasts are huge in the USA but they are so bland that you need to compensate by adding sauces, chillies, etc.
TL;DR Americans add stuff because they have to.

>>21659047
None were invented in America.
None.

>>21659048
>TL;DR Americans add stuff because they have to.
I guess you guys like plain weiners in your mouth

>>21659052
Typical American comment based upon fantasy and lifestyle.

>>21658906
>10 year old
>no imagination
pick a lane, faggot

>>21659048
>ketchup
Does it come with a trailer park?

>>21659055
>Typical American comment based upon fantasy and lifestyle.
Big words for a plain weiner eater. You look them up last night?

>>21659049
The Elvis sandwich IS the USA, faggot.

>>21658227 (OP)
The most damning case for the US is their thanksgiving dinner. I've seen many. Absolutely tragic to look at. It's already flawed as a composition, quite ridiculous. Add that to the fact that, time and again, the execution is severely lacking in compiling this shitshow and you have half the answer right there.

>>21658948
several sandwiches
the garbage plate
sweet baby ray's bbq sauce

>>21659257
Canadian satire is funny.

>>21659154
>picks the one meal that every single family has their own version of, to the point that you can't reliably expect any one dish or food from household to household
Max retard comment

>>21659357
Yeah, of course you can't. Turkey with dogshit looking gravy, dinner rolls (ha fucking dinner rolls), some form of unimaginative green beans, bland looking mashed potatoes, spongy stuffing, yams / sweet potato, cranberry sauce (mainly sugar). Seen so many

>>21659357
The anon is right though, Thanksgiving diners look pretty feeble, compared to an average British sunday roast.
Brits would eat it though out of politeness but most thanks-giving dinners are below par.

>>21659369
No, anon is retarded. But funny you mention brits. The thing about thanksgiving dinners is quality varies widely, ironically like local UK fish and chip shops. You can find absolute fantastic ones and then ones where they do things in horrible ways because it's the way people are used to that come to eat there. You can say otherwise but then you'd out yourself as someone who's never actually had more than their own particular area's fish and chjp shop offering, just like people who have only ever had their own thanksgiving dinner thinking it's any type of standard.

>>21659387
You are just making excuses, that's understandable.
Americans seem to take pride in their green bean casserole but brits would be humbly apologising for hours if anything like picrel appeared at a sunday lunch . . .not to mention other monstrous offerings at an American Thanksgiving.

>>21659401
You seem to take pride in being illiterate, because nothing you posted addresses the any of points that I made. I'll just assume at this point that you're assmad about my correct observation of the wide variation in quality between both local british fish and chip shops and american thanksgiving dinners and it robbed you of your ability to have a proper argument. Have a nice day, I hope you cool down a bit anon.

>>21659412
>because nothing you posted addresses the any of points that I made.
This sounds familiar.
Are you the same anon that was in a seethe fest earlier in the the thread?
It seems everybody is wrong except you?
kek

It's America and I have a solid metric for this
Youtube is always suggesting videos of people in the UK trying American foods for the first time and in all the videos everyone's like
>omg
>weeewowwee
>never 'ad anyting quite like THIS
>amazing
>licks plate mmMMmm slurp
Even if you do a search for "americans try" it still comes back with bongs trying American food
There are probably two reasons for this
1. they lost the colonies but have to have something from home that must be superior (it's not like they can claim cars or computers or whatever; credit where it's due, their music is top-flight)
2. Brits have all heard of "biscuits and gravy" and it short-circuits their ability to comprehend American food

>>21658227 (OP)
Not America.
t. every single person who ever ate more than just american food.

>>21659421
I didn't read through most of the thread, I just replied to someone near the bottom. It's pointless to reply to someone early or in the middle of a thread because they probably aren't here anymore.
There's a thousand bastardized subcultures in the states from immigrants and splinter communities and everyone will put their own family's twist on their own culture's variation of thanksgiving. That much is obvious if you think even for 10 seconds. Some ingredients are more popular, but if you talk to anyone of a specific sort of community, they'll tell you about what they specifically do for their "thanksgiving" and it's probably nothing close to what you have in mind.

>>21659357
You are in a thread were people justify their miserable lives by their own opinion of their food

>>21658583
and then they fucked