Thread 21658722

Probably 5 or 6. The person who made that infographic is almost certainly a dysgenic balding skinnyfat

>>21658722 (OP)
Anywhere between 0 and 30 depending on what I'm cooking for the week

vince gironda died of heart failure

>>21658722 (OP)
4 - 8.

4 for breakfast. Try to get another 2 - 4 at with dinner.

>>21658742
with 80 years (minus 1 month) of age and after closing his gym a few years before (likely empty desk syndrome)
Get your facts straight or stop posting.

Also around 50 - 60 eggs a week, never felt healthier.

>>21658735
>a dysgenic balding skinnyfat
You are right. That must mean the woman¿ on the left is more healthy than the man on the right.
You are smart, thank you

>>21658760
Buddy, posting a fat woman and a bodybuilder from 100 years ago does not make you the bodybuilder from 100 years ago. Go look in a mirror if you can bear to do so. You'll notice you're still a dysgenic balding skinnyfat.

>>21658759
Vince Gironda also felt healthy right up until his heart failed. But I'm sure you'll catch any silent health issues like high cholesterol before they become a problem due to your regular doctors visits, as you sound very health conscious.

>>21658722 (OP)
He developed osteoporosis by the time he was forty.
Something didn’t work out.

>>21658770
>does not make you the bodybuilder from 100 years ago
Who said this? Are you just arguing with the demons in your mind? Find god nigger

Left is a fat featherless biped
Right is a strong man

>>21658742
doesn't basically everyone? if I shoot you in the stomach your heart is going to stop. you sure didn't die from gastric failure

I guess if you mold a human-size shaped charge out of plastic explosives so that the shock wave simultaneously vaporizes your entire body then you technically didn't die from "heart failure" but other than edge cases, yeah, you're gonna die from "heart failure"

>>21658779
you're not strong though? I'm sure it feels hopeless but get some exercise, you might be surprised at how much better you feel

>>21658781
>you're not strong though? I'm sure it feels hopeless but get some exercise, you might be surprised at how much better you feel
What are you even responding to? Is your bot broken?

>>21658786
your op pic struck me as a cry for help, I guess. often people set unrealistic goals like eating 12+ eggs a day or looking like a world famous bodybuilder, so that they can feel like they are not to blame when they fail to achieve their goal. you become your own worst enemy as you compare yourself to others instead of incremental improvement

start with 1 egg every morning, don't beat yourself up if you miss a day. start with walking for 10 minutes a day. vary your route or get some cool shoes, make it fun. appreciate the journey. if your training and nutrition programs are taken on as burdens taken on for the sole purpose of realizing a distant goal you're likely to fail

>>21658792
That is quite the story you have there.
How is your relationship with your father?

>>21658722 (OP)
The person on the left is super fat. The person on the right goes to the gym everyday. The person on the right can probably eat a jar of Nutella everyday and still look like that. Eggs have nothing to do with that type of physique. It has everything to do with exercising

>>21658802
it's ok, I should call him more often I guess. how about you?

>>21658803
op is one of those self-improvement spergs who spends 20 hours a day in the basement, reading about nofap and keto, but in the end sometimes you just gotta download a picture of a fat woman and a fit person and juxtapose them in the hopes of identifying more with the fit person even if your lifestyle is more like that of the fat person

>>21658805
Then why do you get mad at things you make up in your head?

>>21658813
you seem to be the mad one here though? how many pull ups can you do? let me guess "why would I want to do a pullup that's for fags"

>>21658824
I hope you get well soon

>>21658825
start with dead hangs and negatives then. keep at it, this is doable!

>>21658722 (OP)
72

>>21658722 (OP)
Usually just over a dozen. Typically two for breeky.

>>21658781
>doesn't basically everyone? if I shoot you in the stomach your heart is going to stop.
i want to be nice but this is a really stupid thing to say and i would attempt to backhand you before simply feeling sorry for you then hugging you and crying and telling you that we'll get you help

42
boiled eggs with tabasco
deviled eggs
scrambled eggs with garlic/feta/spinach/cottage cheese/smoked paprika powder
baked cottage cheese eggs

>>21658770
>posting a fat woman
It's no rando fatty.
The fat woman is Maggie De Block, Belgium's Health Minister.

>>21658962
Are you me? Not Tabasco though.

Ever injected hot sauce into a hard boiled egg though the shell? Really useful if you are going hiking overnight. A few good hard boiled eggs are a great thing to carry.

>>21658735
This. It's the equivalent of fat ugly women posting Marilyn Monroe's "handle me at my worst" quote.

>>21658759
Rate your fart stench

>>21658722 (OP)
in a week... I'd say 24

>>21658722 (OP)
I eat 4 eggs per day. How many is that multiplied by 7?

18 max maybe? I don't eat eggs every day, and when I do it's rarely more than 4 per meal or 1 or 2 if I eat some other protein. I don't find eggs very filling and binging on them disgusts me.

>>21658722 (OP)
I had eggs to use up so I had three hard-boiled with my salad and chicken and rice last night. I'm currently on the shitter evacuating my bowles for the third time this morning.

The farts have been excessive even by my standards. Would do again.

>>21658722 (OP)
I can't eat too many eggs, they give me diarrhea

>>21658775
Do normal people not get a yearly physical? I thought everyone did that

>>21658722 (OP)
21

>>21659235
14

>>21659322
I haven't been to the doctor on 15 years

>>21658722 (OP)
14-28

>>21659322
I think you'd be surprised at how little people trust Doctor's generally, especially poor people.

>>21659406
Poor person here, I went to the doctor after 10 years of not seeing one and she asked me "How have you been doing these past 10 years". As soon as I started telling her she got snippy with me.
I met nicer people when I took my cat to the vet for the first time

>>21659414
Oh yeah no for sure a lot of doctors bring it on themselves, just total dogshit bedside manners. I was just generalizing.

>>21658722 (OP)
Imagine how fucking sad must it be to be the minister of health of a developed country but being too busy to take care of your own health, while having to influence policy to improve public health for all but yourself.
And then randos take your picture and make a meme out of it

>>21659417
Bedside manner is a very polite way to call someone a cunt.
Guess I need to find a new doctor while avoiding "accepting new patients" somehow

>>21659414
It goes both ways. I live in a poor neighborhood and when I switched doctors to go to a place in a rich neighborhood the doctors actually listened to me and ordered proactive tests and treatments. The poor neighborhood doctor, I'd go to him with a physical problem, and he'd be like "when does it happen" and I'd explain the completely normal thing I should be able to do, and he just shrugged and was like "well you should do that less then, is there anything else?". New doctor, oh ok does that interfere with your daily activities (yes), in that case here's some acupuncture, and let's get you 8 physical therapy sessions and come back and see me in a month.

So I don't blame poor people for not bothering unless they're literally bleeding out.

>>21658722 (OP)
2 eggs for breakfast most mornings comes out to 14 eggs a week.