Thread 21664869

Is making vodka-based cocktails "cooking"?

>>21664869 (OP)
everything in that pic is color matched and it pisses me right off

>>21664875
You clearly don't appreciate art.

>>21664869 (OP)
Vodka is just strong potatoes

>>21664883
>art
selecting every blue and white item from the sears catalogue and sticking it in your fake studio kitchen ain't art, bitch.

>>21664972
the set changes based on the drink she's making. this pic is from the "Blutini" episode.

>>21664875
Everything should be grey like the inside of a factory or a house a millennial remodeled to be "modern"

>>21664869 (OP)
lmao no. bartending isn’t a skill and being an alcoholic isn’t a personality. this will probably be really hurtful to a lot of you since alcoholism and abandonment issues go hand-in-hand, but no one wants to be around you

>>21664979
Gottem!

>>21664895
Potato vodka was made for pussies. Traditional vodka is made from wheat.

>>21664979
That's true. I'm glad I got sober.

>>21665720
Easily nine shots if not more.

GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK

>>21665720
i bet she poured about 100ml in there i mean thats like 2.5 shots not really as insane as we are meant to believe and she obviously didnt drink it herself its just for the camera

>>21665720
without the kiwi garnish it doesn't hit as hard
>sinks to the bottom

>>21665752
easily 300+ ml

>>21664869 (OP)
No, drug abuse isn't cooking, unless it's figurative and you're referring to yourself.

>>21666149
I could fix her

>>21664996
That's Korn though

>>21666147
terry's wife aint even dead hes just a horny bastard playing the field

>>21666149
tipsy sandra lee wouldn't respect my safe word i fear :(

>>21666125
You would know.

>>21666560
Haha what if she like made you cum in her mouth and then she like pulled hard on your cock ring so it like hurt and she forced you to swallow the cum in her mouth haha crazy right

>>21666605
That's oddly specific

>>21666605
she's the kind of gal that would throw a cock ring into the shaker then terrorize every animal in the house with the noise

>>21664869 (OP)
>Sandra Lee
Anyone else remember the time when she made the "Kwanzaa Cake"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>>21664869 (OP)
She was hot like 30 years ago

>>21664869 (OP)
>>21665720
Need Alcoholic Breast Cancer Survivor so she takes it out on everybody else in herlife WASP Wife.....

Is the Food Network even still around anymore? I haven't had cable in almost 20 years, so I don't know.

>>21669144
it's 90% competition shows now

>>21667349
Of course. She was the talk of the nation for a minute over that. Bourdain had a field day.

>>21667349
Those look more like cornnuts than acorns.

>>21667352
>She was hot like 30 years ago
She still is. Well, for her age anyway.

Does she consume mixed drinks as meal replacements?

Back in college for house parties we had a 5gal water cooler we'd fill with Long Island Iced Tea and just refill our drinks from that throughout the night. It was pretty lit.

>>21664895
Most vodka isnt made from potatoes.

Vodka can be made from literally anything fermentable, including fruits, grains, sugarcane or vegetable matter. What makes it vodka is that it's first column-distilled to near azeotropic concentration (97%) which removes any aromatic esters/oils and congeners so as to make the ethanol as pure and odorless as possible, before being diluted to drinking strength around 40-50%ABV.
In principle, other spirits that are defined by the aromatic qualities imparted by their fermented bases (e.g. whiskey, brandy, rum) can be turned into vodka by stripping away everything that makes them unique.

I wanted to be offended by her Kwanzaa cake but that sweater makes it impossible to be angry.