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recently discovered guacomole is healthy with virtually no bad ingredients. Same for hummus.

My brain cannot comprehend this. Something as delicious and dank as these foods cannot be allowed to be so void of unhealthy ingredients.

Any other foods/dips like this? My mind still cannot comprehend...

>>21666789 (OP)
>recently discovered guacomole is healthy
Well context is always important.

>Any other foods/dips like this?
Yeah, have you heard of vegetables?

>>21666789 (OP)
mashed potatoes

>>21666789 (OP)
>recently discovered guacomole is healthy with virtually no bad ingredients
If you are making it from scratch sure but if you are eating store baught you are ingesting a bunch of preservatives and garbage filler.

>>21666889
not the way I make them

>>21666892
nice

>>21666891
>baught
ESL retard.

>>21666930
he gave it his best shot, can’t hit out of the park every time

>>21666789 (OP)
>recently discovered guacomole is healthy with virtually no bad ingredients. Same for hummus.
Just be careful of the calories OP. Something I enjoy is mashed brussels sprouts with lemon juice.

>>21666789 (OP)
they're both very calorie dense and therefore likely to lead to fat gain

>>21666789 (OP)
Peanut butter is alo great.

>>21666789 (OP)
Homemade guac is so much better than anything you get even at mexican restaurants it's not even funny, and you can make it as spicy as you like to your own tastes. Only hassle is you need to make sure your avocados are properly ripe and your tomatoes are good.

>>21666964
being fat is a problem of the self-indulgent and ignorant

>>21666789 (OP)
>dank
Aging hipster detected. Go to bed grandpa.

>>21666789 (OP)
>Same for hummus.
Tahini is dog shit. Much better without it.

>>21666789 (OP)
Guacamole has a lot of fat, salt, and calories, so you at least need to make sure you're not getting too much of any of those things in your diet. Otherwise yeah, it's not nearly as unhealthy as similarly tasty things are.

>>21666979
Poor brown tastelet hands typed this

>>21667004
>Guacamole has a lot of salt
None of the ingredients in guac is particularly high in sodium, so it only has as much salt as you put in it.

>>21667007
No shit retard, it only has as much anything as you put in it. It's made with a lot of salt.

>>21667013
not rly you obtuse fag

>>21667013
Fucking idiot.

>>21666789 (OP)
>recently discovered guacomole is healthy
Which means you looked a bunch of tiktok vids.
>recently discovered guacomole is healthy
You didn't make health test with your doctor of a time span of let's say a year or two.
>recently discovered guacomole is healthy
You are just another yt/tiktok fanboy who is mostly a blue haired tranny.

>>21666884
>>21666930
>>21667005
>>21667000
>>21667013
>>21667043

>>21666789 (OP)
Even made from scratch with less salt its alright healthwise but what do you end up eating with guac? A bunch of tortilla chips that arent good for you

>>21667005
The opposite, poor brown people would obsessively say "no no no u gotta go to my family's failing taco truck/mexican restaurant, you can't just make it at home it won't be AUTHENTIC" because those sort get mighty touchy about people making their traditional foods as if only they have a right to make and serve them without "appropriating" them or whatever when they see white people do it. Hope that helped, minority.

>>21667043
>You didn't make health test with your doctor of a time span of let's say a year or two.
How complicated do you think guacamole is?

>>21667078
It's good as a dressing for salad.

>>21667078
You can have it under any meat and it's delicious, just adjust the ratio of the ingredients to what goes better with the meat.

>>21667078
During my keto phase, I ate it with sardines. Tastes pretty good

>>21667105
nigga dipped an entire fish in guacamole and ate it

>>21666789 (OP)
>My brain cannot comprehend this. Something as delicious and dank as these foods cannot be allowed to be so void of unhealthy ingredients.
And on this fateful day, OP discovered vegetarianism.

>>21667109
I mashed them up

>>21666789 (OP)
Gravy, homemade mayo, tzatziki, etc.

>>21667110
How is any of this vegetarian?

Name a single delicious food that is unhealthy. Doritos and Snickers Bars are not delicious, they taste like shit.

>>21666892
hehehe

>>21667043
your brain is rotting with rentfree memes

>>21667362
Pizza
Steak
Beer
Fried cheese
Fried mushrooms
Ranch dressing
Hamburgers
Chili dogs
Chili cheese fries
Poutine
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Broccoli casserole
Candied yams
Honey baked ham
Donuts
And your mom's diseased pussy

>>21667078
Not op, this is a good point. I eat it with eggs on bread (I use bagels). I also eat it in a tortilla with beans and meat. I'm not the biggest fan of eating it with rice and fish like sushi, but it isn't at all disgusting.

So any other grainy foods that aren't fried like a chips would be good. Sandwiches and the like

>>21667389
Or make a burrito bowl like chipotle with guac

>>21667384
Steak, ham and burgers are healthy.

>>21667346
>Tell me how, exactly, are all these entirely plant-based meals """vegetarian""".

hoo boy.

>>21666963
>mashed brussels sprouts
what

>>21667545
But I put both of these on meat

>>21667401
add pizza to the list

>>21667384
how is ranch delicious...?

>>21667551
2nd

>>21666789 (OP)
Tzatziki is yogurt with healthy add ins

>>21666963
That's bizarre dude.

>>21667105
>>21667112
i've done this and put the mixture on toasted sourdough, it's really nice

>>21666789 (OP)
There's nothing healthy about polyunsaturated fats.

>>21668075
hi ray

>>21668119
Just taking a break from Heaven to spread the gospel.

>>21666789 (OP)
They're super calorie dense and easy to overeat, especially hummus

>>21666891
Frozen gwac have nothing added

>>21666930
Obviously a typo

>>21667083
Do you meet people in real life or do all your social interactions comes from reading headlines on /pol/?

>>21668125
>fat is calorie dense
wow bunch of rocket scientists around here

>>21666964
calories dense from natural healthy fats. But it's also loaded with nutrients. Just don't be a gluttonous pig. its not hard.

>>21668247
makes no difference with regard to fat storage

>>21668247
>healthy fats
There's nothing healthy about polyunsaturated fats.

>>21666789 (OP)
Pica de galo

>>21668127
That's a question to ask the guy who reads someone say that homemade guac is better and immediately assumes they are brown and poor.

>>21668271
Yes, polyunsaturated fats (PUFAs) are generally considered beneficial for health.
Benefits of Polyunsaturated Fats:
Reduce risk of heart disease: PUFAs, particularly omega-3 fatty acids, can lower levels of "bad" LDL cholesterol and increase levels of "good" HDL cholesterol, reducing the risk of heart disease.
Improve brain function: Omega-3 fatty acids are essential for brain development and cognitive function.
Support cell growth and repair: PUFAs are building blocks for cell membranes and play a role in various cellular processes.
Regulate blood clotting: Omega-6 fatty acids are involved in blood clotting and inflammation.

>>21668297
>basing his diet on chatGPT
I'm sure that will work out well for you, there's probably nothing too complex about human nutrition.

>>21666789 (OP)
Add lime juice and salt

>>21668355
It can be as complex as it wants, if it's a researched subject, the bot can vomit it back at you

>>21667005
Only white people say guac

>>21668409
I don't think you understand how it works but it's fine, if you're relying on it in the first place then you were never going to do your own research and think for yourself anyway.

>>21668412
GUACAMOLE

>>21667013
Then stop putting salt in it, dipshit.
It isn't "made with a lot of salt", as though this is some universal constant. YOU make it with a lot of salt. I on the other hand use a pinch or two for a large batch.

>>21666789 (OP)
I wish guacamole lasted longer like I wish I could make it and have it last a week because it might not be bad in theory but it still is calorie dense and you have to eat it quick before it goes bad

>>21667078
I use cucumber instead of chips

>>21668897
No you don't

>>21668899
I'll send you a stool sample so you can taste-test to verify

>>21668903
I'm waiting

>>21668896
Squeeze some lemon juice over the top then cover with saran wrap, pressing the wrap all the way down so there are no air bubbles. This delays the browning bu a day or two

>>21668904
You're gonna love the fermented habanero I added in this recent batch

Eggs

>>21668908
Just add more acid

>>21668977
>squeeze some lemon juice on top
>just add more acid
JFC this board sometimes....

>>21666789 (OP)
>recently discovered guacomole is healthy with virtually no bad ingredients.
brought to you by the avocado growers association.

>>21668908
Adding to this, leave a few pits in there as well. Helps it stay fresh longer

>>21669420
What fucking difference does it make who is saying it? Do you think the nutritional value of a fucking avocado changes depending on who is saying it?
Stfu you absolute retard.

>>21669510
You seem very easy to manipulate. I hope that hasn't negatively impacted your life too much.

>>21669516
Says the schitzo paranoid about Big Avocado. Is BA in the room with you now?
Take your meds.

>>21669516
Conspiracy faggots are the biggest sheep in the fucking world as long as you package it to make them feel like they've got inside info.

>>21667000
You mean "hippie". You're so young and ignorant and yet you think YOU are superior to those with more years and wisdom. I hope I wasn't such a cocky little shit when I was your age.
Do you even know what a hipster is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QrRDUasQp8

>>21667005
What is it with perfectly good threads being called out for "ESL" or "brown hands" when there's absolutely no evidence to support it?

It's as if anything more than a one line, unpunctuated post is offensive to you people and you want to disparage it somehow. But you have the wrong insults.

>>21667043
?????

What's wrong with you? Who are you? What blue haired ticktock tranny?

Very strange post. Reeks of edgy 15-year-old with no dad.

>>21667078
No one on this site is old enough to have issues with sodium intake. Sure, you can eat guacamole on deep-fried, cheese-covered TexMex garbage, but you don't have to.
Fry your own chips; it's easy. Omit the salt if you really care.
Someone who takes the care to make their own guac is less likely to just eat it with unhealthy shit.

>>21667567
So? Does that mean A-1 steak sauce or ketchup are not vegetarian because of how they're primarily used?

>>21667551
Fuck yes! Red Alert 2; best RTS ever made. And I'd give mashed brussels a whirl. Especially if they were roasted. But it is weird seeing as they're little cabbages. Never had a cabbage paste.
"High speed, low drag."

>>21668267
Yes it does. You aren't going to store fat if you don't eat more than you burn. You're suggesting people cannot regulate their intake.

>>21668409
I don't trust AI for anything at all. It would take like ten years of zero mistakes for me to give it another chance. People are already treating it just like they did with Google, where the results are taken as gospel without further research. Chatgpt is an aggregator, and it combs the stupid internet for answers, not only science journals and theses from the intelligentsia. Every backwards, dishonest post is lumped in there and they murk the waters of truth.
It's only going to get worse. People a generation younger than me don't even possess the critical thinking skill to parse the truth from the lies.

>>21669707
Remember to take your COVID booster this year.

>>21668890
I wish responses like these weren't necessary. It astounds me, the stupidity I see on display here.

>>21669510
Don't you get it, Mr. NPC Sheep? It's all just shilling. You need to be on the lookout for "propaganda" by Big Avocado. They just want you to buy their product. They totally LIE about nutritional value.
The FDA is corrupt and compromised!! You stupid FOOL!! You're so easily manipulated. Not me though. I suspect everything. I'm a "noticer". I'm PILLED on the real reality. Also I'm an incel who lives with mom and I'm afraid of vaccines.

DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH

>>21669758
I'm not wrong. If it makes you mad that I shit on retarded conspiracy theorists, it's because you're one of them. Make some money off them instead.

>>21668412
GUAC TUAH

>>21669752
i was obviously referring to this part
>calories dense from natural healthy fats. But it's also loaded with nutrients.

>>21667105
So salt crackers. So much better than salt chips.

>>21669027
Are u intolerant?

>>21670561
Guacamole is made for real mexican tortilla chips (totopos).

>>21669758
remember to push out the date for mass vaxxie death another 6 months again

>>21667005
Anon, you are retarded. The poor brown family would agree with that anon you quoted. Homemade is best

>>21667567
Well thats not vegetarian but the items themselves are vegetarian. Shrimple as that. Guacamole really goes well with skirt steak, scallops or shrimp, imo. Good stuff

>>21669869
Put some cilantro on that thang

>>21670626
Kek i have this image saved too. Really delivers delicious butthurt

>>21670643
>>21670626
Heh, gottem, eh boys?

>>21670661
must suck being wrong about everything eh /pol/nigger?

>>21666789 (OP)
Technically that is "loaded guacamole", actual guac is just pureed hass avocado with some parm sprinkled on it. Loaded guac has pico de gallo shoved together with guac.

Just a lesson from actual Mexico. Love em both though.

>>21666891
Depends on the store. If packed right it won't need preservatives.

>>21666979
Depends on the place. The ones that make it in front of you make it just fine. I don't think I've actually had a bad guac before, that is usually good at most places (it better, its so damn simple).

>>21667004
>Guacamole has a lot of fat, salt, and calories
Good fats, NO salt if made traditionally, and the loaded version is only supposed to have a crack or two / pinch of salt (the fuck are you adding, spoonfuls?). The calories are worth it. Its just a pain to time avocados for peak ripeness, making it something you have to make the day you shop for shit, OR hope the bag you got ripen together. Or cheat like I do and use tubs of guac.

>>21666789 (OP)
>Any other foods/dips like this?
Homemade pesto (something like: garlic, basil leaves, parmesan cheese, pine nuts, olive oil and salt in a proper mortar n pestle) is top tier. Raw garlic retains a bunch of healthy stuff that's lost with cooking, and it's a great vehicle for that on top of the mountain of polyphenols and whatnot.

>>21671202
No cheese added is real guacamole.

>>21671202
>Technically that is "loaded guacamole", actual guac is just pureed hass avocado with some parm sprinkled on it. Loaded guac has pico de gallo shoved together with guac.
You are the first person I've heard this from and you're probably a retard.

who tf puts cheese in guacamole?

>>21671260
Stupid USA citizens
You can add diced quesillo in Mexico but its no longer guacamole