Thread 21668044

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Anonymous 10/20/2025, 10:22:50 AM No.21668044 [Report] >>21668051 >>21668098 >>21668106 >>21668201 >>21669449 >>21669545 >>21669658 >>21669706 >>21672746 >>21673364

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Mcdonalds, Burger King, and other fast food apps are all down! Im gonna fucking starve

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 10:27:51 AM No.21668051 [Report] >>21668072 >>21669608

>>21668044 (OP)
You'd have to be higher than a giraffe's pussy to install a fucknig fast food app on your phone

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 10:44:23 AM No.21668072 [Report] >>21668076 >>21668156

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>>21668051
>You'd have to be higher than a giraffe's pussy
Is that a real turn of phrase or did you just think of that?

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 10:47:42 AM No.21668076 [Report] >>21668156

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>>21668072
>Is that a real turn of phrase

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 11:21:24 AM No.21668098 [Report] >>21669525

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>>21668044 (OP)
Half the internet just went down

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 11:26:34 AM No.21668106 [Report] >>21668108

>>21668044 (OP)
how about you eat some food instead?

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 11:27:16 AM No.21668108 [Report]

>>21668106
Im trying to win the mcdonalds monopoly

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 11:39:33 AM No.21668123 [Report] >>21668147

you don't keep a little cash for when tech stuff glitches? walk in and talk to a person, then hand them cash

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 12:18:40 PM No.21668147 [Report] >>21668162

>>21668123
i dont think OP walks

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 12:25:31 PM No.21668156 [Report] >>21669625

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>>21668072
It's a pretty old phrase. I'm not sure where it came from but it's decades old.

>>21668076
Yes ESL anon "turn of phrase" is a real thing.

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 12:28:50 PM No.21668157 [Report]

this is why you need a reserve of pizza rolls

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 12:35:55 PM No.21668162 [Report] >>21671046

>>21668147
hmmm
>ponders a funny verb for 'drive mobility scooter'
they should scoot? themselves up to the counter then

Anonymous 10/20/2025, 1:03:38 PM No.21668201 [Report]

>>21668044 (OP)
Go to Family Dollar and pick up some frozen burritos

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 1:48:38 AM No.21669432 [Report]

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Fantastic thread all around. Chuckles from every single post. I appreciate this and it has improved my afternoon.

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 1:53:45 AM No.21669449 [Report]

>>21668044 (OP)
I hope you do

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:33:23 AM No.21669525 [Report] >>21669533

>>21668098
>12 sites is half the internet
i use none of those things.

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:38:06 AM No.21669533 [Report] >>21669569

>>21669525
AWS hosts a metric fuckton of sites

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:48:34 AM No.21669545 [Report]

>>21668044 (OP)
Worked fine for me seven hours ago.

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 3:02:38 AM No.21669569 [Report] >>21669576

>>21669533
yeah, but i've had zero connectivity issues all day.

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 3:05:37 AM No.21669576 [Report]

>>21669569
looks like it was a data center in VA around 3am ET, I guess they got everything back up and running https://www.npr.org/2025/10/20/nx-s1-5580312/aws-outage

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 3:17:27 AM No.21669608 [Report]

>>21668051
Fuckin why? It saves me a couple bucks and ALOT of time. They can have my data I don’t give a fuck all it is is me shitposting here and bitching about how shit pokemon is on /vp/ if they want it it’s theirs

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 3:30:06 AM No.21669625 [Report] >>21669640 >>21669676

>>21668156
its "turner phrase" you mongoloid

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 3:42:43 AM No.21669640 [Report] >>21669650

>>21669625
Get that ship off your shoulder before you talk back at me boy

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 3:46:57 AM No.21669650 [Report]

>>21669640
the iron knee of you talking back to me chill out newfag

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 3:50:45 AM No.21669658 [Report]

>>21668044 (OP)
Eat a salad, Fatass

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:09:14 AM No.21669676 [Report]

>>21669625
It's "tuna pays."

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:27:49 AM No.21669706 [Report]

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>>21668044 (OP)
>AWS has a major outage causing data collecting...I mean fast food apps from working
>Around the country millions of fat autists howl at a cruel world they no longer understand

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 10:49:26 PM No.21671046 [Report]

>>21668162
escooteering?
i support this area of research

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 11:37:16 PM No.21671149 [Report]

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