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Anonymous No.21668044 [Report] >>21668051 >>21668098 >>21668106 >>21668201 >>21669449 >>21669545 >>21669658 >>21669706 >>21672746 >>21673364
Mcdonalds, Burger King, and other fast food apps are all down! Im gonna fucking starve
Anonymous No.21668051 [Report] >>21668072 >>21669608
>>21668044 (OP)
You'd have to be higher than a giraffe's pussy to install a fucknig fast food app on your phone
Anonymous No.21668072 [Report] >>21668076 >>21668156
>>21668051
>You'd have to be higher than a giraffe's pussy
Is that a real turn of phrase or did you just think of that?
Anonymous No.21668076 [Report] >>21668156
>>21668072
>Is that a real turn of phrase
Anonymous No.21668098 [Report] >>21669525
>>21668044 (OP)
Half the internet just went down
Anonymous No.21668106 [Report] >>21668108
>>21668044 (OP)
how about you eat some food instead?
Anonymous No.21668108 [Report]
>>21668106
Im trying to win the mcdonalds monopoly
Anonymous No.21668123 [Report] >>21668147
you don't keep a little cash for when tech stuff glitches? walk in and talk to a person, then hand them cash
Anonymous No.21668147 [Report] >>21668162
>>21668123
i dont think OP walks
Anonymous No.21668156 [Report] >>21669625
>>21668072
It's a pretty old phrase. I'm not sure where it came from but it's decades old.

>>21668076
Yes ESL anon "turn of phrase" is a real thing.
Anonymous No.21668157 [Report]
this is why you need a reserve of pizza rolls
Anonymous No.21668162 [Report] >>21671046
>>21668147
hmmm
>ponders a funny verb for 'drive mobility scooter'
they should scoot? themselves up to the counter then
Anonymous No.21668201 [Report]
>>21668044 (OP)
Go to Family Dollar and pick up some frozen burritos
Anonymous No.21669432 [Report]
Fantastic thread all around. Chuckles from every single post. I appreciate this and it has improved my afternoon.
Anonymous No.21669449 [Report]
>>21668044 (OP)
I hope you do
Anonymous No.21669525 [Report] >>21669533
>>21668098
>12 sites is half the internet
i use none of those things.
Anonymous No.21669533 [Report] >>21669569
>>21669525
AWS hosts a metric fuckton of sites
Anonymous No.21669545 [Report]
>>21668044 (OP)
Worked fine for me seven hours ago.
Anonymous No.21669569 [Report] >>21669576
>>21669533
yeah, but i've had zero connectivity issues all day.
Anonymous No.21669576 [Report]
>>21669569
looks like it was a data center in VA around 3am ET, I guess they got everything back up and running https://www.npr.org/2025/10/20/nx-s1-5580312/aws-outage
Anonymous No.21669608 [Report]
>>21668051
Fuckin why? It saves me a couple bucks and ALOT of time. They can have my data I don’t give a fuck all it is is me shitposting here and bitching about how shit pokemon is on /vp/ if they want it it’s theirs
Anonymous No.21669625 [Report] >>21669640 >>21669676
>>21668156
its "turner phrase" you mongoloid
Anonymous No.21669640 [Report] >>21669650
>>21669625
Get that ship off your shoulder before you talk back at me boy
Anonymous No.21669650 [Report]
>>21669640
the iron knee of you talking back to me chill out newfag
Anonymous No.21669658 [Report]
>>21668044 (OP)
Eat a salad, Fatass
Anonymous No.21669676 [Report]
>>21669625
It's "tuna pays."
Anonymous No.21669706 [Report]
>>21668044 (OP)
>AWS has a major outage causing data collecting...I mean fast food apps from working
>Around the country millions of fat autists howl at a cruel world they no longer understand
Anonymous No.21671046 [Report]
>>21668162
escooteering?
i support this area of research
Anonymous No.21671149 [Report]
Dumping this here since I have 1000 coupons already.
Anonymous No.21671485 [Report] >>21671488
sweet thanks
Anonymous No.21671488 [Report] >>21671495
>>21671485
Funny nobody bothered to touch it for several hours. Enjoy, anon!
Anonymous No.21671495 [Report]
>>21671488
im used to missing out on steam codes on /v/ so i wasn't gonna let this go to waste, thank u anon
Anonymous No.21672746 [Report]
>>21668044 (OP)
based amazon aws. which one of you virgins did it?
Anonymous No.21672966 [Report]
anyone else being ghosted by the monopoly jews? sent 3 requests today and nothing
Anonymous No.21673341 [Report]
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Anonymous No.21673364 [Report]
>>21668044 (OP)
that's ur fault for only eat junk food faggot