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Anonymous No.21670369 [Report] >>21670375 >>21670410 >>21670426 >>21670431 >>21670473 >>21670527 >>21670632 >>21670633 >>21670879 >>21672486 >>21673909 >>21673911 >>21674258 >>21674289 >>21675757 >>21675803 >>21675837
>ITT: countries that literally have no original food of their own
Anonymous No.21670370 [Report] >>21670584 >>21676170
>he's never heard of the kangaroo grunker
Insanely low IQ of you.
Anonymous No.21670371 [Report]
Somebody is eating all those exotic animals.
Anonymous No.21670375 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
Never seen the grub scene in Crocodile Dundee?
Anonymous No.21670410 [Report] >>21670415 >>21670424 >>21670475 >>21673759 >>21675803
>>21670369 (OP)
Australia has Vegemite
Anonymous No.21670415 [Report]
>>21670410
>confirms OP post
Anonymous No.21670424 [Report] >>21670489 >>21672581 >>21673912
>>21670410
Me and a few friends once spend a night at a friends place. She was trying to go vegan. She unironically fed us vegetable stock on bread for dinner.
Anonymous No.21670426 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
lamington squares though
Anonymous No.21670431 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
no original food
aboriginal food :DD
Anonymous No.21670473 [Report] >>21670868 >>21676172
>>21670369 (OP)
They did invent this and then proceed to never shut up about it.
Anonymous No.21670475 [Report] >>21672003
>>21670410
>Australia has Vegemite
Rip off of British Marmite.
Anonymous No.21670489 [Report]
>>21670424
She saw that episode of rocket power and thought it would actually taste good
Anonymous No.21670501 [Report]
shit nigga about a Dolemite sandwich?
Anonymous No.21670507 [Report] >>21670515 >>21670528 >>21670875
The only country that has ever invented food is France, everything else is derivative of some French dish in one way or another.
Anonymous No.21670515 [Report] >>21670820
>>21670507
all french cooking is just an extension of roman cooking
Anonymous No.21670527 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
Did other countries start drinking gasoline before the abbos got their hands on it?
Anonymous No.21670528 [Report] >>21671420 >>21672049 >>21672088
>>21670507
This.
Also, WTF did you expect from a continent that is all backwaters bushtribe natives and criminal exiles from proper civilization?
I did a search for Aboriginal food and picrel immediately came up.I figured they had to have come up with at least one good food dish. At least something passable to eat that the average foreigner would be willing to at least take a bite of.
Between being forced to resettle in a god-forsaken wilderness, dodging all the deadly critters and trying to find food when the natives can't even properly source a decent meal, WTF do you think you'd do? Saute everything in butter and flour?
If I'm wrong, please correct me. I'm serious.
Anonymous No.21670584 [Report]
>>21670370
Don't talk about kangaroo grunking in front of the non Australians, dickhead.
Anonymous No.21670588 [Report] >>21670595 >>21670888 >>21670889
All food stolen from Germany, France, England and Mexico.
Anonymous No.21670595 [Report] >>21670611
>>21670588
improved*
Anonymous No.21670611 [Report] >>21670619
>>21670595
>no original food
Anonymous No.21670619 [Report]
>>21670611
>stolen
Anonymous No.21670632 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
Never had a platypus steak, cunt?
Anonymous No.21670633 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
That's not true, though.
Anonymous No.21670820 [Report]
>>21670515
And Roman cooking was shit before they conquered Gaul
Anonymous No.21670868 [Report] >>21670876 >>21670883
>>21670473
Literally no one drinks that shit here. You can't even find it at any stores.
Anonymous No.21670875 [Report]
>>21670507
>everything else is derivative of some French dish in one way or another.
Except when it's not, the French copied a lot of British dishes.
Many years ago French and British cooking were pretty much the same.
Anonymous No.21670876 [Report] >>21670890
>>21670868
>You can't even find it at any stores.
yeah cuz they keep buyin it ya poof
Anonymous No.21670879 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
I'm pretty sure no one ever drank gasoline before they did.
Anonymous No.21670883 [Report] >>21670890
>>21670868
then why does it translate to “beer” in your faggy language, mate?
Anonymous No.21670888 [Report] >>21671374
>>21670588
That's the worst drawing of WV I've ever seen
Anonymous No.21670889 [Report] >>21670900 >>21671004 >>21671093
>>21670588
Didn’t know they had cranberries in Germany
Anonymous No.21670890 [Report] >>21672424
>>21670876
Yeah, maybe the gay and retarded Californians immigrants here buy it
>>21670883
The fuck are you dribbling on about
Anonymous No.21670900 [Report]
>>21670889
>Didn’t know they had cranberries in Germany
Well now you do.
Anonymous No.21671004 [Report] >>21671035 >>21671066
>>21670889
that’s because you’re a retarded amerimutt who knows nothing about the world outside your singular shitty state
Anonymous No.21671035 [Report] >>21671040
>>21671004
New England is a lot of shitty states
Anonymous No.21671040 [Report] >>21672426
>>21671035
>t. amazon wishlist
Anonymous No.21671066 [Report] >>21671082
>>21671004
Euros constantly seething over USA superiority will never not make me laugh.
Anonymous No.21671082 [Report] >>21671088 >>21671094 >>21672842
>>21671066
>Euros constantly seething over USA superiority
Dream on Cletus - American exceptionalism is very much in your mind.

>American exceptionalism - look it up.
Anonymous No.21671088 [Report] >>21671094
>>21671082
Exactly. The fact there's an actual term for their brand of mental illness is quite telling.
Anonymous No.21671093 [Report]
>>21670889
American education
Anonymous No.21671094 [Report] >>21671129
>>21671082
>>21671088
aww she's seething to herself
Anonymous No.21671129 [Report] >>21671172
>>21671094
You just got btfo dumbo calm down
Anonymous No.21671172 [Report] >>21671205 >>21671210 >>21671266 >>21671283
>>21671129
>c-c-calm d-down
why do you people say this so much when you get picked on? is it supposed to make me leave you alone?
it's a bit pathetic tbdesu
Anonymous No.21671205 [Report] >>21672226
>>21671172
You just got btfo dumbo calm down
Anonymous No.21671210 [Report] >>21672226
>>21671172
You lost
Stop posting
Anonymous No.21671266 [Report] >>21672226
>>21671172
You got rekt Karen
Anonymous No.21671283 [Report] >>21671378 >>21671995 >>21672226 >>21672435
>>21671172
why do sharts constantly say "o-obsessed! s-seething!" anytime anyone says something not 100% positive about your third world country? it's like the inculcation you received from a young age in your substandard public schooling renders you incapable of understanding your country has flaws. it's very pathetic Tbh
Anonymous No.21671374 [Report]
>>21670888
trips of truth. it is missing the northern panhandle entirely.
Anonymous No.21671378 [Report] >>21671539 >>21671996 >>21672034
>>21671283
You took the time to save, organize, and then arrange all of those photos into one large collage. How can you not possibly see that it is so ironic for you to downplay an American saying that you are obsessed. Retard.
Anonymous No.21671406 [Report]
>You took the time to save, organize, and then arrange all of those photos into one large collage. How can you not possibly see that it is so ironic for you to downplay an American saying that you are obsessed. Retard.
Anonymous No.21671412 [Report]
>21671406
Also, at least one of the pics is from Canada, there might be more but I don't really care to look too hard
Anonymous No.21671420 [Report]
>>21670528
Just speaking frankly, with the amount of work it takes to process a lot of those vegetables to be edible, I wouldn’t expect them to also be making culinary innovations on top of it.
Anonymous No.21671539 [Report] >>21671968
>>21671378
i didn't make it you dumb shart lol
Anonymous No.21671968 [Report]
>>21671539
I hope he l likes this picture that I made. I saved, organised and then arranged all the pixels myself
Anonymous No.21671995 [Report]
>>21671283
That is absolutely hilarious. What fuck is wrong with them? The retardation is off the charts. Fucking unbelievable haaa
Anonymous No.21671996 [Report]
>>21671378
Hahaha haaaaaa
Anonymous No.21672003 [Report]
>>21670475
Marmite is shit. Vegemite is good.
Anonymous No.21672034 [Report]
>>21671378
Ah I forgot. Every image ever posted here is entirely original and hand made by the anon that posted i
Anonymous No.21672049 [Report]
>>21670528
>aborginal
I lost to this
Anonymous No.21672088 [Report]
>>21670528
>aborginal
top zozzle
Anonymous No.21672226 [Report]
>>21671205
>>21671210
>>21671266
>>21671283
>c-calm down!
hit a nerve so hard she had to seethe across 4 posts lol
Anonymous No.21672424 [Report]
>>21670890
Then why is tgat kne guy always telling us "Eets Awlstrayleeyan foah beeeyah"?
Anonymous No.21672426 [Report]
>>21671040
lol, I remember these
Anonymous No.21672435 [Report] >>21672580 >>21672606
>>21671283
>Ontario
Anonymous No.21672486 [Report] >>21675737
>>21670369 (OP)
They have lamington's.

t. kiwi
Anonymous No.21672505 [Report]
ahem
Anonymous No.21672526 [Report] >>21672563
For me it's the bloomin' onion, the best Australian dish.
Anonymous No.21672552 [Report]
>never had a Tim-Tam Slam
sad!
Anonymous No.21672563 [Report]
>>21672526
Based
Anonymous No.21672580 [Report]
>>21672435
>Cleverly edits the post to hide the Leaf Flag
You gotta give them credit for being so dishonest.
Anonymous No.21672581 [Report] >>21673926
>>21670424
going vegan is really hard if you can't cook and have no knowledge of nutrition. vegans who aren't malnourished stick figures are honestly impressive. I was surprised to learn that a few vegans compete in the olympics.
Anonymous No.21672606 [Report] >>21672708 >>21672781
>>21672435
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario,_California

Let me know if you have any more difficulties.
Anonymous No.21672708 [Report] >>21672778
>>21672606
Sure thats why there's a bigol maple leaf in the arches
Anonymous No.21672778 [Report] >>21672806 >>21672821
>>21672708
to be fair, i'd much more expect a canadian business to fly a flag at half-mast for an employee. there's no chance in hell an american mcdonald's would waste their time with that, let alone if they even have a flag outside.
Anonymous No.21672781 [Report]
>>21672606
Look at the snow though, the only snow in Ontario California is the stuff in people's noses
Anonymous No.21672806 [Report]
>>21672778
I fully agree with you here
Anonymous No.21672821 [Report]
>>21672778
Anonymous No.21672836 [Report] >>21672840
>uh C-C-Canada
Look at all these faggot apologists. It's almost as cringe as any of the captions
Anonymous No.21672840 [Report] >>21672843
>>21672836
We accept your concession
Anonymous No.21672842 [Report] >>21672848
>>21671082
Not a real thing, invented by the third world so its fictional. Just like their religions. Call us when you have moon bases instead of harems of underage boys.
Anonymous No.21672843 [Report]
>>21672840
What? There was no concession. Is the next lowbrow answer something to do with 'projection'? Huge gayness from you
Anonymous No.21672848 [Report] >>21672856
>>21672842
Some low IQ child says it's not a real thing. Ohh that's OK then, let's listen to the mental midget with absolutely no credentials. They're so valid
Anonymous No.21672856 [Report] >>21672864
>>21672848
I'm a 43 year old man. I just enjoy being an asshole.
Anonymous No.21672864 [Report]
>>21672856
There's no difference between your actual age and the 'age' of your obnoxious and immature responses. To me, you'll always be ~15
Anonymous No.21673759 [Report]
>>21670410
OP specified food
Anonymous No.21673909 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
>he cant into 'anna
shame on your whole family, honestly
Anonymous No.21673911 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
Anonymous No.21673912 [Report]
>>21670424
was she 6 foot 4?
Anonymous No.21673926 [Report] >>21674160
>>21672581
>going vegan is really hard if you can't cook and have no knowledge of nutrition.
being vegan is LITERALLY the easiest thing on earth
the problem is when people who dont actually enjoy fruit and vegetables go vegan
you can cube and cover almost any vegetable in olive oil and salt and then roast it (the oven does all the work) and its going to be fucking delicious
"cant cook" as a vegan just means you are either actually brain dead retarded or impossibly lazy.
like cant buy a sweet potato and wrap it in foil, put it on a tray and leave it in the oven for a few hours type of lazy
no cutting required
dont even need to oil or season it
dump it into a bowl at the end, slice down lengthways and eat with a spoon

god i fucking hate "vegans" especially when i see that 90% of their diet is prepacked foods made from ultra processed powders and supplements

i have been "vegan" for periods of my life just because i was lazy and broke and being vegan is so easy and cheap that its basically impossible to fuck it up and make something gross.
and with BASIC meal prep you can NEVER run out of good, WHOLE food.
nothing processed, nothing packaged.
never be kind or charitable to vegans
Anonymous No.21673986 [Report] >>21673994
>Open thread
>Phone filename Yuroseethe about America
Yup, it's /ck/ time!
Anonymous No.21673994 [Report] >>21674005
>>21673986
Someone got a bit hurt, there's almost sorrow in your post. Time to toughen up and stop being so delicate. Everything will be OK.
Anonymous No.21674005 [Report]
>>21673994
Tell me what you think about chili.
Anonymous No.21674160 [Report] >>21675760
>>21673926
I meant the type of vegan that wouldn't end with a nutritional deficiency. Long term veganism requires some thought that regular omnivore diet really doesn't.
Anonymous No.21674229 [Report] >>21675744
Why do Auschads constantly cause so much seethe from 4tranners?
Anonymous No.21674258 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
kinkajou stew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prtbj4MtDU
Anonymous No.21674289 [Report] >>21674389 >>21675152 >>21676762
>>21670369 (OP)
Um, excuse me?
Anonymous No.21674292 [Report]
Africa. What do the people there eat? Mudpies and roasted chimps?
Anonymous No.21674389 [Report] >>21675903
>>21674289
>everything is 2x the price now
Take me back...
Anonymous No.21675152 [Report] >>21675262 >>21675903
>>21674289
Steak for $12 wow
Anonymous No.21675262 [Report] >>21675903
>>21675152
That same steak is almost $24 now and only 11oz.
Anonymous No.21675737 [Report]
>>21672486
And pavlova, Russell crowe and crowded house
Anonymous No.21675744 [Report] >>21675752 >>21676643
>>21674229
He got free health care, no illegal immigration and our foreskins.
Anonymous No.21675752 [Report]
>>21675744
This
Anonymous No.21675757 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
Dim sims were invented here
Anonymous No.21675760 [Report]
>>21674160
That's not that difficult either. Eat a lot of TVP and take a B12 supplement and you'll easily have a healthier diet than 95% of Amerifats.
Anonymous No.21675803 [Report]
>>21670369 (OP)
Chicken salt.
>>21670410
To our shame
Anonymous No.21675837 [Report] >>21675857 >>21675926
>>21670369 (OP)
>meat pies
>sausage rolls
>lamingtons
>pavlova
Anonymous No.21675857 [Report]
>>21675837
the kiwis invented pavlova
Anonymous No.21675903 [Report]
>>21674389
>>21675152
>>21675262
And minimum wage was also $5 an hour.
A lot of things have gotten more expensive even accounting for inflation and purchasing power declines, but meat prices continue to be pretty solid in the US compared to a lot of other places.
Anonymous No.21675926 [Report] >>21675936
>>21675837
Meat pies and sausage rolls are British
Anonymous No.21675936 [Report] >>21675940
>>21675926
the bad ones are
the good ones were invented by Australians
australian food across the board is just perfected british food
Anonymous No.21675940 [Report] >>21676088
>>21675936
Australia tries hard bless them but they are not as good as British ones, I don't know who you are trying to fool?

Just stick with Lamingtons and have at least some dignity.
Anonymous No.21676088 [Report]
>>21675940
lamingtons and pavlova are made by kiwis
you can tell by how shit they are.
just put the jellied eels in bag lil bro.
Anonymous No.21676170 [Report]
>>21670370
Do they import this dish or is this dish just the only available animal to hunt?
Anonymous No.21676172 [Report] >>21676207
>>21670473
They invented beer?
Doubt it
Anonymous No.21676207 [Report]
>>21676172
Fosters is the first ever beer and Australians love it
Anonymous No.21676643 [Report]
>>21675744
>foreskins
I'll never forgive the jews for this nonsense
Anonymous No.21676762 [Report]
>>21674289
rack of lamb for $17 jesus fucking christ
Anonymous No.21677179 [Report] >>21677188
apricot chicken
granny smith apples
pink lady apples
scallop pies
jam and damper
balmain bugs
neenish tarts
fish and chips with chicken salt
anzac biscuits
hsps
blue heaven milkshakes
chicken potato chips
many local types of wine
australian burgers with egg/beetroot/bacon/pineapple
pizza with bacon and scrambled eggs... we put eggs in everything
rhubarb crumble
mars bar slices
kai si ming (a bit obscure now)
flummeries (a bit obscure now)
musk flavoured sweets
dim sims... not sums, smaller and deep fried
many dishes with shark meat
kangaroo
a lot of cheap lamb
pavlova
flat white coffees
apple cakes - the hollow ones with vanilla icing and stewed diced apples in a biscuit pastry

I'm sure not all of this is 100% Australian but it's very rare for the combined influences of a dish to come from a single origin, either way it's a more accurate assessment of things peculiar or popular here that a typical anglo Australian might eat which an outsider may not think of, instead of just saying vegemite
Anonymous No.21677188 [Report]
>>21677179
Oh, I forgot the goat cheese with green ants, which apparently taste like lemon. Some hipsters love this but admittedly it icks me out. A new thing