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What do you toppings do you like on your burger /ck/?
Anonymous No.21672059 [Report]
buns
Anonymous No.21672082 [Report] >>21672498 >>21674010 >>21676668
>>21672053 (OP)
Basically just everything you find on a döner. Cabbage is underrated.
Anonymous No.21672085 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
Depends on my mood, but generally, I like a classic everything in OP's pic if I make it myself.
I'll vary depending on the location when I'm paying for one, though.
Anonymous No.21672118 [Report] >>21672263
caramelized onions
fried onions
crispy bacon
chili
beer cheese sauce
Anonymous No.21672122 [Report] >>21672143 >>21672267
>Bacon
>Cheese
>Burger
>Your sauce/condiment of choice

If you think this needs a vegetable you are gay.
Anonymous No.21672141 [Report] >>21672468 >>21680036
>twitter screencap thread
Anonymous No.21672143 [Report] >>21672146 >>21672152
>>21672122
>I don't like yucky veggies
>everyone who disagrees with me is gay
I hate to tell you this, but you're wrong and probably have severe autism.
Anonymous No.21672146 [Report] >>21672152
>>21672143
anon he's probably gay and talking like that as a filter

>haha veges on burgers is gay
>bro it's totally gay
>gay escapade in the burger restaurant bathroom
Anonymous No.21672152 [Report] >>21672162
>>21672143
>>21672146
Massive veggie boy cope going on
Anonymous No.21672162 [Report] >>21672499
>>21672152
if i asked you if you wanted some of our fresh massive eggplant on your 'za you'd blush
Anonymous No.21672168 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
>things that instantly ruin a thread
your opinion
Anonymous No.21672182 [Report] >>21673252 >>21676330
Butter. Lots and lots of butter.
Anonymous No.21672190 [Report] >>21672215 >>21672460 >>21672460 >>21672460 >>21675546
>>21672053 (OP)
He's not wrong on 2 of them though: ever bite into a burger and the tomato just sucks, or the lettuce isn't crunchy, or the pickles have an odd flavor?
Anonymous No.21672196 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
>What do you toppings do you like
Anonymous No.21672215 [Report]
>>21672190
>the tomato just sucks, or the lettuce isn't crunchy, or the pickles have an odd flavor
all just side effects of HRT
Anonymous No.21672263 [Report]
>>21672118
>caramelized onions
>fried onions
best toppings ever
Anonymous No.21672267 [Report]
>>21672122
add onion ring and its perfect. thats all the vegetable you need.
Anonymous No.21672273 [Report] >>21672497
>>21672053 (OP)
Egg. (Yes, the Sausage McMuffin is a burger.)
Anonymous No.21672294 [Report] >>21672379
>>21672053 (OP)
Vegetables are tasty and help you poop.
Anonymous No.21672310 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
All of those except the tomato. American cheese, ketchup and mustard. Maybe some bacon. Onion should be cooked or at least diced into little squares.
Anonymous No.21672312 [Report] >>21672379
>>21672053 (OP)
I'm a bottom you inconsiderate clod!
Anonymous No.21672367 [Report] >>21675552 >>21676657
>>21672053 (OP)
>topping
it goes under the patty
Anonymous No.21672379 [Report]
>>21672294
>>21672312
This.
Anonymous No.21672436 [Report]
Hot sauce
Anonymous No.21672460 [Report]
>>21672190
>>21672190
>>21672190
yeah if you've ever bitten into a burger and the tomato is so unripe that it's literally crunchy or green in the middle, you'll want to sock a nigga in the face.
Anonymous No.21672468 [Report]
>>21672141
Anonymous No.21672475 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
>What do you toppings do you like on your burger /ck/?
Bacon, fried onion, fried cayenne pepper, gorgonzola (dolce), and a egg (sunny side up for popping yoke).
Anonymous No.21672481 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
Onions and tomato are great. Lettuce is unnecessary. Pickles just make the whole burger taste like pickles and thereby ruin the burger.
Anonymous No.21672491 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
>What do you toppings do you like on your burger /ck/?
As pictured, mayo, lettuce and tomato, but everything else is based on mood that day. Cheeses, piquant steak sauce v mustard, grilled or raw onion, relishes like bacony jam, or spicy chili sauces.

Probably half the time, it's a black n bleu burger with bacon. I want blackened seasoning on the crunchy crust, plus bluecheese and salty bacon.
If I am doing the grilling, it'll be slabs of vidalian onions on the grill next to my burgers, and each burger gets a quick brush of BBQ sauce, and sharp thick melty cheddar with the grilled onions. Cold potato salad or creamy slaw on the side with my baked beans.

If I'm in a steakhouse, say at lunch, the excitement of a smoky oak flavored prime burger, then I want shoestring fries or onion rings with it and steakhouse mushrooms. Burger will be quite plain, just juicy patty in a nice garlic grilled bun, maybe just cheese.
Anonymous No.21672497 [Report] >>21673247
>>21672273
It's not on a burger bun so it's not a burger
Anonymous No.21672498 [Report] >>21675037
>>21672082
Pic unrelated? Because that is a pita kebab
Anonymous No.21672499 [Report] >>21674813
>>21672162
>you'd blush
do people actually blush irl?
Anonymous No.21672529 [Report]
minimum is bun and meat
most cheese goes well, i like a slice of bleu
raw jalapeno, raw red onion if i have them
Anonymous No.21672919 [Report] >>21672929
>Potato rolls buns with sesame seeds, toasted
>Light amount of kewpie mayonnaise on bottom bun
>Two 50g ground beef patties (80% lean)
>Two slices of American cheese, on top of each beef patty
>Two bacon slices cut in half, positioned vertically and horizontally
>Light amount of kewpie mayonnaise on top bun

Now that you have a perfect burger, you should not aim to ruin it with toppings. Not only are you going to ruin the flavor profile, you are also going to end up with a soggy mess if you start adding toppings. The best way you could enjoy the burger is if instead of getting Belgian fries as a side, you get those toppings you wanted on the side. For example pickled gherkins and onions, a tossed salad or an arugula salad, maybe with a soft cooked egg on top.
Anonymous No.21672929 [Report] >>21672983 >>21673006
>>21672919
mayo doesn't go on ground hamburger though
Anonymous No.21672983 [Report]
>>21672929
That's just like, your opinion, man
Anonymous No.21673002 [Report] >>21673013
>>21672053 (OP)
The basic bitch
Ketchup, American Cheese

The works
bun
mayo, pepper
crunch layer, tomato, lettuce, kosher dill pickle, sliced thin fresh jalapeno,
3 oz patty, 80 20 beef, seasoning salt
double american cheese or pepper jack
second 3 oz patty
savory layer, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, ketchup, mustard,
Anonymous No.21673006 [Report] >>21673179
>>21672929
Stick to chicken patties sandwiches, urchin.
Anonymous No.21673013 [Report]
>>21673002
I forgot the bottom bun, I dropped it all
Anonymous No.21673069 [Report] >>21673162
>>21672053 (OP)
Those ones, Swiss cheese, mayo, wholegrain mustard and maybe relish or t sauce.
Anonymous No.21673082 [Report]
One juicy slim patty, Cheese, lettuce, tomato, raw onion, ketchup, mayo, jalapenos, vinigger based hot sauce. Try it
Anonymous No.21673084 [Report] >>21673248 >>21673254 >>21673268 >>21673450 >>21675379 >>21678605
>>21672053 (OP)
Raw onions are a nonstarter for me. Totally ruins ANYTHING its put in and I truly cannot understand how anyone can eat raw onions. I frequently ask people, why don't you take a bite out of an onion if you like it so much? I get the same shocked, disgusted reaction every single time without exception. So is everyone just PRETENDING that acrid, smelly, crunchy onions aren't ruining every fucking dish they're put in or what?

If you took any ingredient out of a completed dish, I and virtually anyone else would have no problem taking a big bite of just that single thing. A pickle. A piece of lettuce. Some green beans, butter, whatever. EVERYONE draws the line at eating an onion, but somehow everyone likes raw onion? Makes no fucking sense. If you wouldn't eat the thing, why would you eat the thing prepared in smaller pieces? It's not being cooked. It's not changing flavor or texture.

Anyway I love sauteed/grilled onions and people who eat raw onions have brain damage.
Anonymous No.21673088 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
That's how I order my burgers on the rare occasion I get fast food. Fast food veggies taste like shit--that and I don't want to get E.coli from whatever chemical pesticide factory they buy their 'produce' from.
Anonymous No.21673093 [Report]
I’ve had some good burgers in my time. I love a good melted swiss cheese and roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. That is hot stuff, you can get that at a number of different places.
Anonymous No.21673162 [Report] >>21674944
>>21673069
>swiss cheese
americans are literally retarded
Anonymous No.21673179 [Report]
>>21673006
ironically mayo is more fit for chicken sandwiches than it is a burger
Anonymous No.21673235 [Report]
Just follow the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmDBBu3CTOA
Anonymous No.21673244 [Report]
posting retarded opinions on social media should be grounds for being taken out and shot in the back of the head like a farm animal
Anonymous No.21673247 [Report]
>>21672497
>burger bun
Not a thing. What you're referring to is a soft roll. Putting turkey breast on a bun doesn't make it a burger.
Anonymous No.21673248 [Report]
>>21673084
>
Anonymous No.21673249 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
Straight up burger/cheese burger? All of those things.
BBQ Bacon cheese burger? None of those things.
Anonymous No.21673252 [Report]
>>21672182
Paula Deen, is that you?!
Anonymous No.21673254 [Report]
>>21673084
He speaks the TRUTH!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.21673268 [Report] >>21673447
>>21673084
>if ypu wouldn't eat the thing (whole and in large bites, presumably) why eat it in small pieces
I don't eat serran peppers whole and raw, but I sure do put them on food sliced and raw. Not complicated.
Anonymous No.21673340 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
Toasted surface buns, medium well patt(ies), each with a melted slice of cheese on top and bacon (if applicable), topped with one leaf of lettuce, (iceberg or romaine), two thin slices of tomato, lightly caramelized white onions, condiments lightly spreaded on the top bun (Always mayo, ketchup/mustard/bbq sauce depending on the mood), supported by a skewer.
Anonymous No.21673351 [Report] >>21673726
>>21672053 (OP)
Doesn't matter. Only meat quality matters.
Anonymous No.21673447 [Report]
>>21673268
You wouldn't take a bite out of one and enjoy just the raw pepper? Then you're lying to yourself about liking it.

This whole raw onion thing is like using "cooking wine" to cook. You don't use ingredients that you wouldn't enjoy alone, otherwise what the fuck are you doing other than polluting your dish with things you don't like?
Anonymous No.21673450 [Report] >>21673463
>>21673084
This is like telling someone to just drink an entire shot of hotsauce instead of spritzing it on the food
Anonymous No.21673463 [Report] >>21674331
>>21673450
Since when do you put a "spritz" of onion on food? A Mexican street taco is fucking 30% onion.
Anonymous No.21673712 [Report]
what's the purpose of lettuce on a burg? it has no flavor and barely adds any texture when it's just 1 or 2 leaves instead of a whole salad
Anonymous No.21673725 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
11.8 million people saw that? Who even has a twitter account and why? Who is that person 'Vaelor' that can get 12 million people to see their retarded post?
I don't understand why you people pay attention to this social media bullshit.
Anonymous No.21673726 [Report]
>>21673351
'Ahh', so relaxing.
Anonymous No.21673728 [Report] >>21674334 >>21674633
>>21672053 (OP)
>ruin a burger
The Big Buford disagrees.
Anonymous No.21673743 [Report] >>21673768
I'm a fan of anything with a burger. There's an any burger and a plenty burger. I'll do 30 dollar hipster burgers and the last digit determines my white castle order at the Midtown on 8th one so you know i'm real about being trying fancy burgers and simple burgers
Anonymous No.21673768 [Report]
>>21673743
no this one
Anonymous No.21673792 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
I can understand why some may not like those toppings

>order burger
>fucking faggots put a fuck ton of wet tomato and lettuce
>not even 5 mins and the bottom bun is complete soggy
>had to flip the burger cuz the bum started crumble
>day ruined
Anonymous No.21673890 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
a sharp white cheddar
arugula
onions
mayochup
a pinch of celery salt
Anonymous No.21673953 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
Was going to post this in the previous burger thread but fuck it: Faggots and niggers, I present to you The Colostomurger: 12oz beef patty, tomato, gherkins, melting tallegio, bacon, crispy onions, chipolatas and BBQ sauce in a toasted brioche bun. Served with a hefty portion of garlic-tossed french fries topped with 4 brown butter scrambled eggs
Anonymous No.21673995 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
Cheese and condoms ruins the burg.
Anonymous No.21674010 [Report] >>21674736
>>21672082
fuck i need to find a good doner place nearby
when I was in europe with my buddy we dropped by berlin, found this random doner place, got a big one each. we still talk about those fucking doner kebabs to this day, they were that good.
Anonymous No.21674021 [Report]
I prefer my onions sauteed
Anonymous No.21674331 [Report] >>21674816
>>21673463
Ask for less?
Anonymous No.21674334 [Report]
>>21673728
For me its the BBQ buford
Anonymous No.21674344 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
We truly will never understand why there is an obesity epidemic
Anonymous No.21674633 [Report] >>21675646
>>21673728
The big buf with those fries is possibly the best fast food meal one can get. what a great burger
Anonymous No.21674650 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
if the place I’m eating at is a serious burger joint I’ll try it with full toppings if its anything more creative than standard LTO. otherwise I’ll take off the pickles and scrape off most of the mayo because restaurants put a disgusting amount of mayonnaise on any sandwich but especially burgers
Anonymous No.21674736 [Report]
>>21674010
I don't get why döner isn't more popular worldwide. It's the best fast food ever invented and doesn't feel like you're eating just pure greasy trash.
Anonymous No.21674786 [Report]
obligatory
Anonymous No.21674813 [Report] >>21676334
>>21672499
I look like that and do that
Anonymous No.21674816 [Report] >>21674849
>>21674331
I do. And you queers are acting like it suddenly goes from tasting like shit to tasting great. No, it still tastes like shit it's just less invasive in the dish.
Anonymous No.21674849 [Report]
>>21674816
Ask for none like a baby then
Anonymous No.21674896 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
refried beans and pico de gallo on the top
hot sauce on the bottom
Anonymous No.21674925 [Report]
Jesus Christ I fucking love fried onions so much it's unreal.

Tomatoes can work, but if they are too watery and mushy they just make the burger sloppy. I don't dislike tomatoes, I dislike my burger being a sloppy mess.
Anonymous No.21674944 [Report]
>>21673162
Im a kiwi you fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.21675037 [Report]
>>21672498
silence turkroach
your emigrated slaves who worship the ground we walk on call these kebab bread on the menu and so thats what it is
and yes, they do give us free pepsi or coke, simply for being superior
Anonymous No.21675375 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
anything except onions, not the biggest fan of mayo nowadays either
i like to keep it simple, only buns, patty/double patty, cheese and bacon
Anonymous No.21675379 [Report]
>>21673084
maybe you have allium intolerance
it can happen randomly due to gene mutation
Anonymous No.21675439 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
cheese
Anonymous No.21675468 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
Just eat a fucking salad.
Quit ruining good beef with extra shit.
Anonymous No.21675546 [Report]
>>21672190
That's basically just a problem of ingredient quality. If someone used old moldy buns or half-spoiled beef, the burger would be shit too.

Ripe tomato adds a pleasingly bright acidity that offsets the richness of the beef and cheese slice, while a few crisp leaves of lettuce add an excellent textural element and a touch of bitterness to balance the sweetness components of the tomato.
Anonymous No.21675552 [Report] >>21675595
>>21672367
Yeah I love slip n' slide burgers
fucking retard
Anonymous No.21675595 [Report]
>>21675552
What the fuck kind of lettuce have you been eating?
Anonymous No.21675646 [Report]
>>21674633
Definitely worth the trip to the lower middle class part of town where twenty somethings still drive lowered Dodge Magnums.
Anonymous No.21676330 [Report]
>>21672182
Imagine the greasy oily diarrhea
Anonymous No.21676334 [Report]
>>21674813
>I look like that and do that
Anonymous No.21676550 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
>Onions, raw
>Good mustard, I prefer polish style
>Mayo
>Pickles
>Lettuce, especially anything other than iceberg
>Tomato if it's a good heirloom variety, otherwise skip
Cheese is kinda unnecessary, just adds a lot of salt and grease.
Anonymous No.21676657 [Report] >>21676676
>>21672367
its meant to separate the patty and tomato so the juices of the tomato dont make the patty soggy
Anonymous No.21676663 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
for me, plain. i like cheese, bacon, fried onions, certain types of sauce, no mustard no ketchup (except fries) and thats it. the poster in the OP is exactly right
Anonymous No.21676668 [Report]
>>21672082
I recently took the cabbage over lettuce pill, and I'm not sure I can go back.
Anonymous No.21676676 [Report]
>>21676657
its meant to separate the patty and bun so the juices of the patty dont(sic) make the bun soggy
Anonymous No.21676767 [Report] >>21676778 >>21676978
Fried onions and cheese. Maybe a little mustard.
Anonymous No.21676778 [Report]
>>21676767
diggem
Anonymous No.21676791 [Report]
Onions, cheese.
If your burg needs more than this, it's underseasoned/poorly cooked/etc.
Anonymous No.21676978 [Report]
>>21676767
>mustard
>on uncured beef
Anonymous No.21677002 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
>onions
alliums are litreally the most essential thing to meat and sauces

this is where I draw the fucking line.
Anonymous No.21677021 [Report] >>21677022 >>21677125 >>21678653
>>21672053 (OP)
From bottom to top:
>Bun
>ketchup
>mayo
>cabbage
>patty
>cheese
>picles
>tomato
>red onion
>mustard
>bun
Anonymous No.21677022 [Report]
>>21677021
pfft, i could cram that ez
Anonymous No.21677125 [Report]
>>21677021
>falls apart in two bites
Anonymous No.21677305 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
you could've posted an image that had nothing to do with a cunt on twatter
anyways i would like caramelized onions and bacon on my burger
Anonymous No.21677385 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
Onion, fresh lettuce and a nice sauce.
Anonymous No.21678585 [Report] >>21678605
>>21672053 (OP)
Raw onion is wretched dogshit.
Anonymous No.21678603 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
just give me a bloody burger
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1EOWNsbnLw
Anonymous No.21678605 [Report] >>21678628
>>21673084
>>21678585
Man children
Anonymous No.21678626 [Report]
ketchup and mustard absolutely do not belong anywhere near a burger, if you do this you're wrong. a tangy barbecue sauce low on sugar is pushing it, but acceptable if it fits. please, grow the fuck up. i absolutely judge you if you put ketchup on your burger. i think
>this guy is a fucking babby and probably wears a butt plug
Anonymous No.21678628 [Report] >>21678636
>>21678605
Post a webm of you taking a bite of a whole onion like an apple immediately, chew the bite and swallow it, or you are full of shit.
Anonymous No.21678636 [Report] >>21678652
>>21678628
you're not a slav, you wouldn't get it
Anonymous No.21678641 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
a bit of lettuce is fine but dont try to turn it into a hand held salad
tomatoes are a no go unless they are super fresh which never happens
Onions should be cut thin. Sauteed or caramelized onion is best
pickles? yes pleaee
cheese is always
also if you just gave me a cheese burger with no other toppings id be happy
Anonymous No.21678652 [Report] >>21678669
>>21678636
And you're a liar, you wouldn't do it.
Anonymous No.21678653 [Report]
>>21677021
>cabbage
what do xe mean by this?
Anonymous No.21678669 [Report] >>21678682
>>21678652
you're the one that made the suggestion of biting into a raw onion and i'm not that fag either. i have however eating raw onions like apples in the past. i don't care what you believe, just telling you facts
Anonymous No.21678676 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
Just pickle. Maybe a tartar sauce. But mostly pickle.
Anonymous No.21678682 [Report]
>>21678669
>I have definitely done this insane inhuman thing that no one has done outside of a dare
Anonymous No.21678764 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
Guacamole, beetroot, bacon and cheddar, or my other go to is tomato slices, bacon, cheddar, mustard and caramelised onions
Anonymous No.21678893 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
American cheese
Mustard
Mayo
Pickle
Shredded lettuce
Onion
Tomatoes, only if they are fresh picked from the garden.
Anonymous No.21678904 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
lettuce tomato pickle onion relish/chow-chow egg mustard ketchup and maybe some bacon if im really itching for some heart burn
Anonymous No.21680036 [Report]
>>21672141
Its X, boomer
Anonymous No.21680081 [Report] >>21680116
>>21672053 (OP)
>waaaah i only want pieces of bread and meat
Anonymous No.21680087 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
For me its cheese, mayonnaise, and ketchup.
Anonymous No.21680089 [Report]
>>21672053 (OP)
this one seems pretty good, think i'd put another balancing veg like tomato though and bacon might be too much
https://youtu.be/TftxhRgkwhc?t=574
Anonymous No.21680116 [Report]
>>21680081
>he's not eggpilled