Thread 21672078

What are you guys copping for Halloween handouts? (or just taking advantage of the sales to stock up on sweets)

I just got a baggie of these, highly recommend they are fucking delicious. I know you don't have Mars bars in the USA but maybe you have a cookie dough Milky Way?

Also Halloween general.
>do you have many trick or treaters
>what do you hand out
>decorations and food
>anyone bob for apples
etc

https://youtu.be/lY0CgxNha-4?si=r9_gIT9bB1Zndgmo

>>21672078 (OP)
Nothing because halloween is a demonic festival and unsuitable for a Christian society. If kids want treats they should come by on Three Kings-day

>>21672089
Hallows Eve, the night before All Hallows' Day and two nights before All Souls' Day are Christian holidays that have origins in the early Eastern Empire anon. Like 1600 years ago. It's ancient Christianity/

>>21672078 (OP)
>What are you guys copping for Halloween handouts?
Nothing, I don't live in America.

>>21672078 (OP)
>I know you don't have Mars bars in the USA
False

>>21672089
trying too hard.

>>21672127
In your country you are lucky to have food at all

>>21672127
according to my sources the Mars bar isn't in the American market, unless you're buying from an import shop or something (i.e. it's not on the shelf in 7-11 or Walmart or wherever).

The Mars bar is basically the same as a Milky Way bar which of course you can find everywhere

>>21672078 (OP)
Maybe like 2 or 3 kids come by. I let mom come over and do all the work while I cook out

Reese's peanut butter cups for me.

>>21672078 (OP)
>I know you don't have Mars bars in the USA
there was a time when we did right USAbros?
wasn't it what the snickers almond basically became or some almond nougat middle
it's been a long time

that cookie dough one looks good

>>21672923
I though the milky way was basically the exact same thing but called something else for whatever reason since the same people make them

I don't feed other people's kids because I'm not a cuck.

>>21672078 (OP)
fat slop for fat piggies

>>21672976
Candy isn't food, fatty

>>21673001
What is it then? Furniture?
Anyway, that's beside the point. I don't spend money on other people's kids because I'm not a cuck.

>>21672298
no it isn’t

>>21673065
This isnt the American milky way, you posted an obsolete vanilla 3 musketeers

>>21673039
You sound like you dont have money to spend.

>>21673136
On the contrary, I have more money than I know what to do with. Been dumping a lot of it into crypto for the lulz. But if there's one thing I won't do with my hard-earned bread, it's spend it on other people's annoying, snot-nosed, TikTok-scrolling, borderline retarded children.
Why?
Because I'm not a cuck.

>>21673436
I dont believe you, sorry.

>>21673456
I understand. It's much easier to live in denial than to accept the reality that some anonymous person on the internet is both richer and less cucked than you are. I won't hold it against you.

>>21673473
You sound resentful of people with kids

>>21673543
You sound like you are a cuck that is coping. And probably fat as well

>>21673436
Bro they’re adorbs, and if you give full size bars or Pokémon cards they’re super appreciative

>>21673920
Did you just say "adorbs" you fucking faggot? Go back to r3ddit

>>21673065
that's an Australian/United Kingdish Milky Way which is the same as the US 3 Musketeers :O

>>21673920
I'm not going to be someone's personal charity dispenser for an evening. On that day of that piss poor excuse of a holiday I'll be sure to have all my doors firmly locked and all lights in the off position so if any of those bratty little shits get any ideas, they'll know to look elsewhere.

>>21672089
Larping as a hyper Christian doesn't work when you're posting on this cesspit of sin and depravity

>2023: give out apples, raisins and other fruit
>House gets egged
>2024: tell trick or treaters to beat it
>House gets egged
Fuck this gay holiday what the fuck do I do?

Kill the lights and pretend I'm not home

>>21674081
but anon, who hurt you?

does anyone still carve pumpkins and roast punkin seeds at home these days? absolutely delicious, especially if you leave some of the guts in with the seeds

>>21674072
They just want candy man. That'll solve all your problems.

>>21672976
>>21674064
>anon spends an entire Friday night hiding in his house with the power out because he hates kids too much to hand out 5 dollars worth of candy
Yeah you show those normies!

I'm an oldfuck but I still Halloween with my friends because Halloween is fun

>Costco hasn’t clearanced the Halloween candy yet
Reee!

>>21674385
It's a free country gaylord and I can do whatever I damn well please. Take your commie mentality and shove it up your ass boy.

>>21674385
>implying i wont be getting your whore of a mother drunk at a halloween party then making you a new half brother

>>21674601
She'll be too busy being at my house being proud of me.

>>21672078 (OP)
I never get trick or treaters so I have not prepared any candy.
I did ,however, order a bunch of MREs recently and if a trick or treater happens to show up they'll receive an MRE from a box that got damaged.
I think i'd be pretty excited if I was trick or treating and I got an MRE so I kind of hope someone stops by

>>21672078 (OP)
Wish I lived in an area with trickortreaters instead of just surly boomers. I miss actual halloween, its nothing but cynicism anymore.

>>21675197
>its nothing but cynicism anymore
what do you mean? in my town it seems to have the same magic for the kids that it did for me decades ago. also all the town pedos have died so it's a lot safer

>>21675213
Must be nice man. Before I moved where I am now the only ToTers were stoned teens. The parents just bought their own kids' candy.

>>21675220
My village only has a handful of children. Nobody comes up my hill so I've had 1 bunch of T||Ters over the last 25 years.
>The parents just bought their own kids' candy.
NGL, that's really pathetic.

>>21672078 (OP)
We don't get many trick or treaters. Last year we only had two. Trunk or treat is killing Halloween around here, so we're rewarding the kids who still show up.
My wife made little goodie bags with Halloween toys. She's giving them stuff like bouncy eyeballs, silly string, squishy toys, a glow stick, etc.
We're also giving full size candy bars, a rice krispie treat, nerds, and one of these delicious caramel apple suckers in each one. If I don't eat them all first.

>>21674555
You're really boring and lame. It's a free country, but you still suck a lot.

>>21675220
>>21675226
I grew in a neighborhood that was rural and hilly and all the houses had long driveways, so it wasn't a trick'r treating neighborhood. You know what we did? We fucking hoof'd it for miles and worked for that bounty. I remember so many nights of getting rained on and sore feet and getting home with fucking pounds of candy. We would always put a basket out with tootsie pops and there was always like one politely taken

>>21675237
The frustration of your mom making you wear your winter coat over your super cool costume.

>>21675239
yeah that brings me back alright

>>21675226
It sucks because Halloween has always been my favorite holiday for all the creativily surrounding it. I would spend hundreds on building a good costume and sit out on the porch handing out candy and scaring the piss out of people if there was any point here.

>>21675220
I'd gladly give the stoners candy. I'm glad if fucking ANYONE shows up.
I live in a retirement town and I would bet $100 the little old ladies would be absolutely delighted if adults showed up in costume for candy.

>>21672078 (OP)
Chocolates themselves seems the most pricey. I will have zero trick or treaters again this year but I'm prepared for them, just "in case" with Reese's. Japanese lychee gummi candy. TJ's packets of trail mix. If I get slammed, we're giving out Starbucks espresso cans, Izze, or seltzers from the garage fridge. The kids will be downtown in the historic area, but they're still recovering from Helene/Milton. I bet there are none.

>>21675244
it must be pure hell being the UPS guy in that town

>>21675230
>he thinks whining impotently will change my mind

>>21675370
Idk man, I'm not the faggot bragging about leaving my lights off in the Halloween candy thread.

>>21675391
Who said I was turning my lights off?
The porch light will be on, and when some faggot kids approach I will tell them to fuck off through my Ring doorbell.
The next day, their impotent cuckold parents will cry about me on the neighborhood Facebook page, where I will call them out for being fat retarded cucks. They will piss, shit, screech, and seethe, but ultimately they will do nothing, because they are impotent whiny cucks just like (You).

>>21672078 (OP)
>do you have many trick or treaters
yes
>what do you hand out
candy
>decorations and food
no, and not really
>anyone bob for apples
not since maybe 2nd grade. because it's stupid.

>>21675474
thanks for your generous contribution

>>21672089
>Nothing because halloween is a demonic festival and unsuitable for a Christian society
uninfromed evangelical/charismatic moron detected.

>>21672298
>according to my sources the Mars bar isn't in the American market,
been there as long as I can remember.

>>21675188
>show up to anon's house/bunker
>get coffee instant type II
nice

>>21673436
psychopath poor detected.

>>21674385
>5 dollars worth of candy
gooby plees I got 4 6 bags of candy and I hope it's enough, cost over $60

>>21675487
go find one and post with timestamp, and I want to see the label for country of origin

frankly you haven't been getting enough exercise lately anyway

>>21675228
>We're also giving full size candy bars
I thought about that, but when you get older and realize how bad sugar is for you I cannot in good conscience give out big candy bars. besides my neighborhood has almost everyone giving out candy, and I bought 6 bags.

>>21675511
I actually never really cared for full-size candybars. I like the buffet approach of having a couple bites of this and a couple bites of that, and not being pinned down to endure a full bar

>>21675244
our neighborhood is so busy, we just setup chairs, and a table in front of the house and hand out candy, because the doorbell would be ringing every couple of minutes. where I live it's in the 70's at that time of night.

>>21675453
jesus anon, I'm pretty grumpy at times, but you're just an asshole.

>>21675502
just got back from biking anon. so fuck off.

>>21675511
Give me a fucking break. It's Halloween. They're going to eat half their weight in any other shitty candy regardless of what I give them.

>>21675516
that is my reasoning as well

>>21675526
well get back into your spandex and pedal down to the local seven eleven and buy yourself a snickers when you can't find a mars bar

>>21675527
>They're going to eat half their weight in candy
but not from me.

>>21675529
get over yourself. trolling mctrollface.

>>21675531
but you're the one espousing falsehoods. falsehoods and glibness.

Peanut butter cups, fun-dip, maybe some jellybeans.

>>21675539
>fun-dip
now we're talking. man I love them dextrose lik-a-stix

>>21675545
It's one of those candies you don't really buy yourself but is always nice to have.

>>21675548
I bought those all the time when I was like 6. Fucking loved those. Have never bought one as an adult.

>>21672078 (OP)
I’m giving out tricks this year. Already hired the prostitute

>>21675573
just be sure to empty her every 30mins or so

>>21675579
The neighborhood cuck will do that

>>21675573
I think I saw her pic
>>21675256

>>21672078 (OP)
>picrel trick

Ze vill eat ze bugs and be happy. Also the miniature PRINGLES cans. Full size bars for the first ones. MIDNIGHT MILKYWAY (the dark chocolate ones). And WARHEADS of course (Watermelon). Maybe TAKIS if I can find snack sized Zombie ones.

>>21675228
>My wife made little goodie bags with Halloween toys. She's giving them stuff like bouncy eyeballs, silly string, squishy toys, a glow stick, etc.

These, glowsticks/the ones you can make into necklaces and braceless were always cool.

>>21675545
Those vanilla dip sticks were better than the dust. I'd eat a whole bag of those things by themselves.

>>21675228
it's so nice of you guys to give out toys and all that good stuff. those kids are going to remember the goodie bags house for the rest of their lives

>>21675864
Used to love these as a kid. My friends and I would buy each other one of these as birthday presents and dare the birthday kid to eat it in front of us.

>>21675453
Based, those suburban cucks can go suck a fat one. I'm not responsible for their feral children demanding sugary handouts and neither should anyone with a baseline iq. Halloween is a fucked up excuse for a holiday anyway, completely satanic at its core.

>>21675453
Sure you will tough guy. Sure you will

>>21675453
Wow, you're a fucking asshole.

>>21676623
he doesn't have the balls to do any of that. only in the innernet

The 'ol pierogi bucket

>>21675453
Ur so tough and cool anon. I bet that'll show 'em.

>>21676942
Kids wouldn't appreciate this, eat one on the spot for fuel to hit the next 15 houses

>>21675453
My friends and I would have had a blast coming back to your house to do a late-night Halloween Purge. Rocks, eggs, paint balloons, whatever we could hurl at your house and car.

>>21675247

>Still recovering from Helene/Milton

How is that going? I live in CA, and our news stopped updating us on the situation in your area when LA caught on fire.

>>21676942
This is really how it goes down in Worcester MA

>>21674081
Keep the lights on, stand at a window by the door, and shake my head at the children while eating all the candy myself.

>>21672078 (OP)
tim tams

>>21672078 (OP)
our girl is back, bros

I didn't get one in 2023 or 2024, but this year...

Ever since I saw anon post this in 2022 (see next image), I've been sentimental about them. I'm almost 29yo

>>21677690
>see next image
I can't find it :(

>>21673436
>>21673039
Good lad

>>21675228
>If I don't eat them all first
daddy DADDY no NO don't eat it daddy, nooooo, don't eat it all, No daddyYY DADDY SO FUCKING IT IT ALL FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT, FATHER

>>21672078 (OP)
The kids in my 'hood are gonna get BLAZED.

>>21675565
Good lad

>>21672089
I live in America. I guess this is not a "christian society" because the streets run rampant with little "demons" in fun costumes.

Where do you live? Besides your own head I mean.
You guys are the funniest tourists we get on 4chan. The "traditional family values" religitards who embody the puritan chastity of Mayflower settlers.
I'm quite convinced it's an elaborate joke though. Or else this is what happens to certain men who cannot get pussy or male friends to save them from the internet and themselves.

>>21672976
Wow, you're a totally blackpilled incel, aren't you? I can be 100% sure you've angrily posted the words "sex-haver" on this website in the past.
Entertaining posts like yours are half the reason I visit this website. Makes me feel so much better about myself when guys like you are out there.

halloween.. this time of year.. it's all too much.. I think I'll just sleep until April

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAcPdHplzhE

I have the lights off and my gun near. No need to ever invite strangers in

>>21677085
>implying I'm won't be waiting at the door with my 12 guage locked and loaded
FAFO motherfucker.

>>21677690
It's cute, is there's something inside or it is empty?

>>21678067
We just would've hidden but got close enough to throw everything directly at you. Combination of us being stupid kids and you not stupid enough to actually fire the gun.

>>21678067
That's not a 12 gauge

page 8?! wtf seekay , wtf

>>21672078 (OP)
>move to a new place a year and a half ago
>halloween comes around
>put out a bowl of full sized candy bars unprotected in front of my door like I always do
>leave
>get back late
>bowl completely untouched
>apparently trick or treating isn't a thing around here
I guess I'm skipping it this year

>>21679613
That's always sad anon, I have experienced the same a few times when I've moved.

It's weird how some localities are so into Halloween that they actually close the streets to traffic for those few hours to let the kids swarm and trick-or-treat, and some other adjacent neighborhoods get no action at all.

Keep up the spirit friend, for what it's worth

>>21672089
>triggering the heathens
sicklad

>>21672089
I thought people stopped watching televangelists when the 2000's ended.

>>21672089
You're a miserable person.

>>21681770
At least he doesn't keep hocking that fucking picture, you cunt

>>21681784
RUDE

>>21672078 (OP)
not many trick or treaters come to my neighborhood anymore or atleast not as many as there used to be.

>>21672078 (OP)
Where I just moved, a lot of trick or treaters so I got some of the usual variety pack stuff to hand out. Just sit outside in a Ghostface costume while I hand out.

page seven?? get the FUCK in here ck

Looks like rain in my area so probably not a lot of people this year

Small nitpick but it always annoyed me as a kid when you'd get the same 3-5 varieties of candy because every house just bought the same pre-mixed packages from the store. Those packs were always very chocolate heavy and while I like chocolate I also liked the fruit flavored candy too and I never felt like I got much of that.

>>21684200
yeah man I always loved hard candies, laffy taffy, and stuff like that. it wasn't too bad around my town, but I'd say about 70% of the haul was snickers/milky way/3 musketeers, kit-kats, reese's, rolo, etc., and about 30% was jelly beans, taffies/chews, lollipops/hard candies, twizzlers, smarties, nerds, candy cawn, skittles,

>>21684200
Dots and milk duds were my favorite haul as a kid, mom always gets the boring packs to hand out though, I at least got some fruit and choco tootsie rolls to mix in and break up the boring

>>21672078 (OP)
I want to make a pumpkin pie for the first time but I have almost no experience with making sweets/pies at all. Any good simple recipes even I a novice can follow?

>>21686379
surely Chef Jörn has a good pumpkin pie cookalong video, no?

>>21686386
I don't think I have ever seen pumpkin puree in a can.

>>21686392
ooƒ that makes it hard. you need to put punkin in a slow cooker for like 12 hours to get it to break down the same way that you need for pie. it's one of the reasons everybody uses canned for pie, it's the difference between adding sugar to a recipe vs. harvesting sugar cane and processing the sugar out of it. ain't nobody got time for that just to get the same end product

page 8??? ck bros... I don't feel so good (again)

This is, in fact, the Halloween thread.

>>21672078 (OP)
The best thing about Halloween is being able to buy large quantities of candy without being judged.

>>21688407
a-and then give them away to trick-or-treaters? right?