Thread 21672959

Your cold crunchy spaghetti is ready, sir

>>21672959 (OP)
Thank you garçon

>>21672959 (OP)
thanks!

>>21672959 (OP)
I know this is a retard thread but at least make it make sense. In a good mexican restaurant the chips always come out nice and hot. And they are made of corn. And green salsa is also served and exists and the tomato is just there for the chile pepper. How many Serrano peppers are the spaghetti you eat? This just isn't consistent just retarded. May as well say a pb and j is lasagna

You don't warm up the salsa?

>>21672985
hot chips with cold salsa is the way to go

>>21672982
ACKSHULLY

>>21672982
>May as well say a pb and j is lasagna
It is, retard

>>21672989
>>21672993
Embarrassing

Your wagyu veal, sir.

>>21673008
I know this is a retard post, but Guinness does not contain meat, and it is now considered suitable for vegans. While the brewing process previously used isinglass, a fish-bladder derivative, for filtration, the company stopped using it in 2016 and implemented a new, vegan-friendly process. The beer is made from roasted and malted barley, hops, water, and yeast. Now you have been enlightened by moi, but will it stick? Methinks not.

>>21673014
I meant the child.

>>21672959 (OP)
What the fuck are you talking about

>>21673017
It's what the lack of pussy does to a nigga. And probably no friends in real life.

>>21672959 (OP)
ghetti is made from corn?

>>21673023
It is when I make it

>>21673029
Why do you need attention so bad?

>>21673021
I'd be a virgin for a thousand eons if it meant avoiding the rank hogs you've stuck your 5 inch whiskey dick in, smeared with authentique taco truck seasonings, culminating in a feverish celebration of achieving the sole biological imperative that 500 billion lifeforms are engaged in at any given moment

>>21673008
DAY INNA LOIF UV A TREW BREXIT GIZA

>>21673033
I've got good news for you then.

>>21673033
>I'd

>>21673014
>>21672982
>I am le SERIOUS and make le SERIOUS posts!!!
Watch out everyone

>>21673055
Well yeah.
Do you not know the rules, newfaggot?
>>>/global/rules/3
Any “trolling” outside of /b/ is against the rules.

>>21673008
thanks to 4chan i can recognize someone from the norf now

>>21673045
YE GOUTA GITIM YUNG INNIT. DAILY PINT, DAILY MA-SAJ, KEEPIM TENDA. LOOKIT A MAHBLIN.

>>21673063
so stop trolling before some cunt reports you

>>21673122
>your serious posts are trolling
>announces reporting
oh dear

>>21672962
garcon means boy

>>21673189
You're still here, so I'm pretty sure you weren't reported. The janitors here take their internships more seriously than I've ever taken a restaurant job.

Ja/ck/ says you can tell a good Mexican restaurant by their salsa. Is that, latinx anonx?

>>21672959 (OP)
the best chips are fresh, hot, oily, and super thin, showered in salt.

>>21673017
op is practicing his trolling and shit posting before they will let him do it on pol

>>21673063
>Any “trolling” outside of /b/ is against the rules.
if that ever got enforced then there would be no posts outside of /b/, also it takes at least 2 reports for a post to come down.

>>21673021>>21673237
you fucking idiot it's the french word for garden

>>21673630
nope it means boy, and boy is an old word for servant.

>>21673008
not a single thought going through that bloke's head for a while there

>>21673733
Just one:
I'M A CUT THIS LIL BASTID INTO STEAKS

>>21673008
BOOSH!

>>21673033
Is that some fetish?

>>21673237
>>21673640
Okay, and?

>>21674131
LOOKIT IM BREAVIN HARD. 'E CAN'T WAIYIT TE EA' 'AT KID.

>>21673008
Dude is literally struggling to breathe just by sitting there holy shit he's so close to death

>>21674259
He's been doing nothing but getting pissed and eating children with great marbling for decades. He lived a good life.

>>21673021
>Hey 4chan...I have pussy and uh...real friends!

>>21674291
Haha! It's funny because he's here.

>>21673237
Be cool

>>21672959 (OP)
Thank you, Jarvis. That will be all.

>>21673809
They're trying to racebait you, blacks get mad when you call them "boy" as though it's specifically targeted at their race and not just a general demeaning way to address any adult man

>>21675870
Is Stephen Root is a fat Christian Bale or is Christian Bale a fat Stephen Root?

>>21677020
The real question is can I drizzle fat Stephen Root and fat Christian Bale with chocolate sauce while I eat whipped cream off of them?

>>21672982
Is this from “I Have No Mouth, So I Must Cram”?

>>21677911
Crap, meant to quote >>21673033

>>21673630
Thanks, this will come in handy for explaining to my au pair that I need to plow my garçon tomorrow.

>>21677912
Cogito ergo CRAM