Thread 21673512

They just ruined one of the most iconic American brands and you will never get it back. Everything you have ever loved will be destroyed by the MAHA tyrants.

>>21673512 (OP)
we already have this thread

>>21673512 (OP)
Americans believe they can drink litres upon litres of coca cola every day just because it has "real sugar" in it so it's healthy. Remember that next time you engage with an American.

If you drew a Venn diagram, the number of times Republicans have shifted language to intersect with unrelated concepts, shows they are mentally ill.

For instance associating Mexican under the tree of a mental ward, then Hannibal Lecter, or a terrorist, they are moving the venn diagram circle around inappropriately. This is mental illness. This is low IQ level.

Karoline leavitt is extremely mentally ill because she does this mixup dance of associations at will to BS her job.

>"ruined"
mexican (real sugar) coke has been widely considered superior as long as i've been alive. i don't give a mosquito's shit about MAHA but this is one of the few good things they've done

>>21673629
A mexican shithole version can never be compared to the iconic American soda.

>>21673512 (OP)
>They just ruined one of the most iconic American brands
as much as I detest maga tards this is actually good news. really late though as I stopped drinking soda about 10 years ago.

>>21673638
the American version used to have real sugar in it until the late 70's when they changed to HFCS which is satans sweat.

>>21673516
Yes, yes... they're as close to subhumans as it gets, what's your point?

>>21673512 (OP)
>french fries and soda are health foods now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Americans are a fucking riot

>>21673512 (OP)
They didn't ruin anything by also offering an overpriced niche Coke that no one will buy.

Fear not, fatty. Your HFCS Coca-Cola is going nowhere, just like RFK Jr's. career in politics.

I don't get you guys, spent decades crying about corn syrup and demanding real sugar like in le european countries. now you got it but it was thanks to bad man the orange so it's evil and you demand cancer syrup back. how...how do you guys even work? I don't understand. there's no way to win, only darkness.

>>21673516
>Americans
>Americans
>and Americans
>but Americans
Imagine being so envious of us that you cry yourself to sleep at night in your mud hut.

>>21673648
So the American version innovated and became even better, and now you people want to take back that progress? That is a third world mindset.

>>21673676
Imagine talking about Americans in a thread about Americans. Then imagine being you and sobbing like a child because someone is actually doing it. Grow up you weak little girl, you're pathetic

>>21673669
It's obvious trolling. There's no one who hates Trump so much they'd be mad at something good he did. But this whole thing is bullshit. Coca-Cola is going to offer some special bottles with sugar. Big fuckin' deal. You can get those now at any taco truck, Mexi-mart, and even most regular grocery stores. Just costs a little more.

Did someone read OP's article and somehow come away with the notion that Coke is *switching* everything over to cane sugar and the HFCS kind is going to be outlawed or unavailable?

Because neither of those things are happening.

>>21673684
Imagine being unable to form sentences properly in the beautiful American language that Jesus spoke.

>>21673696
They're formed perfectly. I just told you to grow up.

Coca-Cola experts, tell me
Is cane sugar the actual, real original Coca Cola(tm) that boomers grew up with? Because I'm a Coca-Cola addict and I couldn't stomach the thought that the stuff I grew up with and I'm addicted to isn't actually the "real" stuff

>>21673680
Ironic since it was when Coke was being run by a second worlder that they introduced "New Coke" and it was a huge disaster.

>>21673721
Ironically, if they hadn't marketed the recipe changes at all people most likely wouldn't even have noticed

>>21673512 (OP)
How does the availability of US-made real-sugar Coke affect you

>>21673680
bro hfcs has never made anything better. even candy which relies on hfcs viscosity is better without it

>>21673629
Mexican coke sucks because it's extremely flat with little carbonation. That's when I learned that some countries prefer extremely flat sodas.

Mexicans drink Coca Cola every meal like water, so they prefer low carbonation to avoid burping a lot.

>>21673512 (OP)
Non-American here. What does corn syrup coke taste like and how is it different to normal coke?

>>21673992
It's not different

>>21673992
It’s got a really cloying synthetic sweet taste.
It’s awful.

The only american soda I've drank is a Dr Pepper I bought in Korea.

>>21673680
Hfcs is garbage. Tastes way worse than cane sugar. Maybe youd know that if you werent a shill
>>21673687
People just need to whine about shit. Its annoying

>>21673512 (OP)
Were going to learn the secret ingredients of coke before we get the epstien files released

>>21673696
>Mormon
Ah good we dont have to take anything you say seriously, good to know

>>21674195
Worth it

>>21673669
The only way to win is to not engage. HFCS vs real sugar: the people debating about which is "healthier" are arguing in bad faith. In the end, it's all about taste and moderation. The problem is the "moderation" part.
Just drink water you idiots. Don't engage.

>>21674194
What is more healthy, corn or sugar? Which would you put on a plate for your child to eat? I think I will take the healthier option.

>>21673512 (OP)
Man America is so funny. Rightoids clap like seals because they changed ingredients to their water but still won't have healthcare for when they drink too much of said water

>>21674557
false dichotomy, highly processed corn syrup is much worse than cane or beet sugar

US is going to be like Mexico soon: simply being borderline functional and NOT obese will make you moderately attractive.

>>21674557
i would put cane sugar on the plate and leave the high fructose corn syrup in the trash where it belongs. humans can digest cane sugar much easier than HFCS, shill.

Imagine drinking coke in the first place lolololol. All soda/pop is garbage, the only one actually worth drinking is Dr. Pepper and only when you're mixing it with some alcohol. Try Disaronno with Dr. Pepper, shit is delicious and makes drinking about 10,000 grams of sugar worthwhile.
I want to emphasize that if you're drinking shit like coca cola and it's not a special occasion, you're retarded and fat.

>>21674587
>in the first place
You should see how much further the mormons take it.

>>21673676
You may as well say that spreading cancer awareness is an "obsession."
It's always beneficial to warn people about a noxious, potent force of destruction whether it's plague, a natural disaster, or a Yakubian scourge whose only thought is to consume. You'd want to know the nature of creatures that only wish to pollute rivers and bulldoze forests to build giant parking lots too if you wanted to know anything other than what the newest goyslop tastes like. Fucking subhuman.

>>21673663
>just like RFK Jr's. career in politics.
>works for the current administration which is the goal for every politician and even influences decision making
You guys are such sore losers lol

>>21674606
How could you miss those fat fucking globs of boiled fucking ham at every festival in the high desert drinking fucking sodas with creamer in them? You can see them gleaming from miles away with their weak, sunburnt skin. Salt on a slug is like UV radiation on a white man's weak skin.

>>21674576
>US is going to be like Mexico soon
? wut? america invented the majority of a country's population being obese

>most americans have never tasted coke with sugar or big mac with cheddar
baffling desu

>>21673512 (OP)
what the fuck is wrong with you, you retarded, fat fuck. Why would anyone want to consume HFCS!
Cane sugar coke is still really bad for you, but it's still an improvement

>>21674660
> Why would anyone want to consume HFCS

I’m not dedicating any energy on trying to avoid something that’s in everything and may possibly do something bad someday. The world is unsafe and unhealthy so don’t be a bitch.

>>21674612
Dumb esl poster

>>21674714
We all know who the real esl poster is here, jeet

>>21674660
>Poison #2 is still really bad for you but it's still 5% less poisonous than Poison #1!
Dumbfuck lmao. Slop consumers and anybody enabling slop (You) should be put in a camp.

>>21674638
I believe there are multiple countries ahead of us and mexico is one of them. We just got the most shit for it because we're mostly white and making fun of browns isn't good for some reason

>>21676059
The CDC just changed the criteria for obesity in the last couple of month, which massively increases the number of Americans considered obese (not just overweight). Since each country uses its own standards and methods of evaluation, the US almost certainly has jumped back into first place, ahead of place like Tonga and UAE. Not due to people suddenly getting fatter in the last couple of months but because the criteria has changed (which they do every decade or so).

>>21674612
Ok Zutt
Luckily the American website 4chan is banned in the UK soon so you will not be missed

>>21676059
>We just got the most shit for it because
No, it's because the US has a bigger population which is why the claims make sure to say PER CAPITA.

But yes, many smaller "brown people" countries have more fatties clogging the innards of their borders in concentration, but they have smaller populations.

>>21673992
Tastes like bottled liquid diabetes.

For me it's Pepsi.

>>21673512 (OP)
All Coke enjoyers were already drinking Mexican coke, the corn syrup shit sucked ass. Faggot fucking farmers and their idiotic corn syrup.

>>21674606
No way this is real

>>21677922
It's been around since spring of this year. Unfortunately for Nestle it doesn't sell very well except in certain locations.

murica has subsidies to prop up it's inefficient corn farming market. so corn is cheap there. that's why corpos use corn syrup despite is worse health effects.

>>21673512 (OP)
Trump exclusively drinks DIET Coke. He has a button on his desk for it.

>>21678443
Sugar has tariffs, originally to prop up beat farmers. Farming is the one thing that should be heavily supported. It's fucking retarded to rely on food being imported in any capacity.

>>21674557
Corn syrup is not the same as corn you fucking idiot

>>>21674606
>No way this is real
They envy coffeehouse culture. It's entirely real.

>>21673516
Natural sugars like sugar cane is healthy. It's the same story with replacing terrible seed oils with natural things like tallow

>>21678477
>replacing terrible seed oils with natural things like tallow
Healthy no, healthier, maybe.

>>21676327
Wait til you find out that the US is basically a bunch of smaller countries working together. The brownies have us beat in fatness. People are just scared to point it out