Thread 21673761

When will /ck/ admit that what's considered a "typical breakfast" in America is nothing more than a high calorie desert for a meal? The only time someone should eat this much is when you have a physically demanding job and need this amount of food for energy.

*dessert

Nobody eats this everyday for breakfast, just like no one eats a full English.

>>21673777
trips of truth. I start my day with espresso and a nic pouch. Then a bagel after I've already been up a few hours

>>21673761 (OP)
a typical breakfast is cereal or toast maybe with some eggs. yogurt with some toppings maybe. a pastry. this is what people might eat on the weekend or when they go out to eat.

>>21673761 (OP)
You only really need the coffee and orange juice ,a porridge, perhaps with honey or a spoonful of jam or jelly would be a much better carb than the white toast . For breakfast you wants lot of sugar to keep you going throughout the day. I personally drink about 24 ounces of coffee and then eat 4-5 pieces of fruit, typically pears or apples, maybe an orange, to promote healthy bowel movements throughout the day.

>>21673761 (OP)
2 eggs + 100g egg whites. 2 slices of toast with a llvit of dlbutter, smidge of jam on the second. Tomato juice. Half glass of milk or unsweetened greek yogurt. Coffee with the last toast. That's my typical breakfast.

>>21673761 (OP)
This is usually what you'd buy at a restaurant, I would never make a full breakfast like this at home. By the time I would be finished making the pancakes, I'd be too tired to even make eggs

>>21673761 (OP)
I am an American I never eat pancakes or donuts for breakfast like you said but I have been to European countries where they serve their sweets for breakfast too

I'll have a 3 egg omelette with home fries when I'm going out for the day then skip lunch.

>>21673761 (OP)
>The only time someone should eat this much is when you have a physically demanding job and need this amount of food for energy.
That's true. That type of breakfast was designed for men who were either building the country or farming all day. That type of breakfast with today's sedentary work will just make someone fat.

>>21673761 (OP)
>Days since the other 194 countries seethed about Americans doing literally anything
I'm not even American but holy fuck dude, stop getting upset over fictional shit.

>>21674947
This is legit why my family is all fat. We all used to be farm folk a few generations ago and now we don't farm but still eat big ass breakfasts

>>21673761 (OP)
>>21674947
>>21675884
I get how it makes sense eating a lot of food before work is good for you but it really isn't, human civilization used to completely forgo breakfast and it was seen as a luxury because it's just outright bad for laborious jobs.
Try eating OP pic and then doing anything. You can't. It doesn't "give you energy" anyway, you gotta digest that shit.
Workers ate big ass suppers. Big breakfast didn't come from people eating it in the past and then it made modern people fatasses, modern fatasses invented big breakfasts because they are fatasses.

>>21674034
>>21673777
Cope. Average amerifat is too lazy to make a full american but what they substitute it with is an equally dessert-like bowl of sugar cereal with 800 calories. Why you're all obese.

based on the number of people boasting about what they eat for breakfast id say this is a very cleverly veiled survey thread.

ps if youre not eating much or anything for breakfast youre poor or a wagecuck who has to spend every waking moment working

>>21675112
No of course you're not! Holy fuck dude!

>>21675901
Ding ding ding

I eat this every day.

>>21673761 (OP)
they hate us cuz they anus

>>21673761 (OP)
>1 component of 7 pictured is sweet
>doesn't even have the true american goat of buttermilk biscuits
When will you admit you should have been aborted for being such a retard?

>>21675901
>"definitely a survey"
>make a thread where you have to wait 12 hours for maybe 10 replies saying what they eat for breakfast
>need to comb through all of them and parse out what's an actual reply and what they mean
You'd get more done in less time just cold-calling 20 random phone numbers and asking politely. Who the fuck would be wanting surveys with very small responses replying with dubious seriousness about preferred breakfast items on a chinese basketweaving forum? Honestly ask yourself that. "Nobody" is the answer.