Thread 21678141

Examples, putting honey on fried chicken or pizza. Honey is something I top my breakfast oatmeal with, or add into my tea. Why on Earth would I put it on my dinner? And yes I have tried it, and no it does not work.

>>21678141 (OP)
Indoctrinated to be fat cunts. Why do you care? I couldn't be fucked to even think of them, why do you? Ghey maybe? i.e. love circumcised cocks?

>>21678145
>Why do you care?
I care because I don't think American people deserve to be experimented on by the slop conglomerates.

>>21678141 (OP)
Some of the oldest recipes for savory foods from all over the world frequently call for honey and fruit to be added.

>>21678170
Were any of them honey on pizza and fried chicken?

>>21678188
Some ancient Roman recipes were pretty similar, yes.

You call your takeout dinner?

>>21678151
wholesome

>>21678141 (OP)
I relegate honey to the crust, it has no right coexisting with other toppings

>>21678240
I dislike having sticky fingers, couldn't you just dip the crust in a side of honey?

>>21678141 (OP)
I'm gonna guess it's partly because our supermarket food has been infused with sugar for so long that we're conditioned to want it way more than we should. Even our fucking bread is more like cake than bread.

If I'm drizzling sauce onto pizza it better damn well be savory.

>>21678242
That's exactly what I do

>>21678245
I ate Papa John's once and it tasted like illness and grease

>>21678245
for me, it's the humble habanero tobasco

>>21678141 (OP)
>I ruin my tea with honey
You're part of the problem and you don't even realize it.

>why are some humans addicted to one of the most addictive substances on the planet!?
retard. you're just so fucking retarded.

>>21678334
I normally drink my tea and coffee without any additives or sweeteners. However, if I have a cold, I will make tea with lemon and ginger and a spoonful of honey is very nice. Honey also has antimicrobial properties than can help sooth a sore throat. So no, I am not part of the problem, you are part of the problem. Problem causing cunt.

>>21678336
Normal human beings do not slather their chicken with honey, you are mentally unsound if you do.

Pizza already has tomato, a fruit, loaded with sugar

>>21678340
Chinese slather their duck with maltose, not that you know what that is you fucking cooklet pleb

>>21678141 (OP)
Government subsidized and heavily pushed in ads. Aka propaganda.

>addicts are mentally unsound
yes. dumbass nigger retard

>>21678338
How often are you sick that you consider this worth bringing up? It seems like you're trying to make excuses since someone has called you out, anon

>>21678341
>Chinese
I said normal human beings you illiterate fuck. People who eat animals still breathing and poach pangolins for their scales because they think it'll make their penises larger don't count.
>>21678351
Once a year, and there is nothing wrong with putting honey in tea. Not even in the same ballpark as putting honey on pizza, you absolute charlatan.

>>21678141 (OP)
Honey on pizza is hot spicy honey on pepperoni, or honey on a pizza with goat cheese and figs. It's not that unusual a food pairing. It's obviously on menus to make a certain kind of person order it. I am positive it's people who dine out often, drink with their meal and are good customers, or else they would fall off the menu.

OP is
>stop liking what I don't like, whaa

>>21678367
>goat cheese and figs
>pizza
into the trash it goes, along with you

>>21678145
> love circumcised cocks?
I can't believe how indoctrinated am*ricans are when it comes to literally mutilating their own cocks. Literally having part of their dick chopped off, and in the process losing 80% of the pleasure sensation. #hoodedandproud

>>21678141 (OP)
fat asses aren't american any longer since rfk jr is now in charge of health.
>>21678145
>he can't stop thinking about cocks

>>21678394
>has a microdick
>can't coom because porn addict
>THE JEWS MUST HAVE DONE THIS!!!!
rofl
just get on estrogen and turn into a girl, you will never be able to satisfy a woman so your best bet is to satisfy men

>>21678405
>turn into a girl
that's not possible.
stop believing lies.

>>21678141 (OP)
I've tried one of those "cowboy beans" recipe and it was just sugar over sugar. Adding ketchup over tomato sauce and still putting brown sugar in it. Saddest meal i've ever had.

Sweet things on top of salty things is a good combo you're just a seething europoor faggot

>honey garlic chicken is an atrocity but loading up your tea with sugar isn't
Nice bait op

>>21678141 (OP)
Actually it's not common in America at all. You can tell by Americans' negative reactions to Korean pizza, which uses honey far more frequently. I made some myself just to try it, honey and gorgonzola, was not bad but not something you want more than one slice of. The only regularly available honey pizza I know of in the US is a frozen brand that has a hot honey pepperoni flavor.

>>21678453
Honey on pizza was starting to turn into a big meme in the late 00s when roberta's in brooklyn did it. It got famous enough that the clintons went there and that got them on the radar of the pizzagate people and they kinda kept a lower profile after that

You still see a few hipstered up places doing it as an homage but it was kind of killed before it could became a meme because of crazy rightwing basement dwellers

>>21678141 (OP)
Unironically I’m a frozen pizza connoisseur and the only one in my supermarket that comes with the “honey drizzle” packet is also the only one that says “imported from Italy” on the box

Hot honey on pizza is a relatively recent fad and I don't care for it. Honey on fried chicken is delicious though.

>>21678170
get run over by a car please

more like hot honey NIGGERS lol

>>21678592
They didn't have cars back then.

>>21678440
>increasing your honey intake by 3x is perfectly normal

fuck you fat cunt

>>21678599
They also probably had the same food fads as this insipid "hot honey" garbage back then too.

>>21678141 (OP)
rent free

>>21678141 (OP)
Every fucking asian recipe calls for honey, brown sugar or similar

>>21678141 (OP)
If Americans actually do goat cheese with honey pizza, they will gain 1 point in my cooking tier list (they really need that point)

>>21678141 (OP)
>Why do humans like sweets so much?
fixed that for you. moron.

>>21678141 (OP)
Hot honey is just a gay-ass mass market forced meme trying to be the next sriracha.

>>21678769
We do, Colorado-style pizza is always served with honey

>>21678141 (OP)
>Americans like sweets
I've never been to America nor do I know anything about the culture outside of what the internet has conveyed to me. I've heard terrible stories about their bread tasting like cheap cake and I have tried a twinkie once and it tasted awful. I've heard about food deserts in america and that many people there are poor or on the brink of homelessness. It sounds like a 3rd world country. Maybe they put extra butter and sugar in their food because these things just don't go bad and they can't afford to drive six hours along their bleak country roads to buy expensive fresh fruits and vegetables. Also, what if they get shot at the mall or robbed by the police on the way? Maybe the stress from living there also makes them crave sugar more.
Idk, america sounds like hell, I never hear anything good about it.

>>21678813
>I've never been to America nor do I know anything about the culture outside of what the internet has conveyed to me
You could have stopped here since nothing else you wrote had any value or insight at all.

>>21678813
More America for me, I guess

>>21678820
>You could have stopped here since nothing else you wrote had any value or insight at all.
kind of like hearing from an American then.

>>21678141 (OP)
adding sweet ingredients to a savory dish doesn't make it a sweet. A sweet is a treat or dessert, not something you have for dinner.

>>21678602
A couple spoons of honey every few months when I make honey garlic chicken is probably more than tripling my regular consumption, but including even half a spoon of that stuff in my tea would be magnitudes more. Stop projecting and work on your moderation if you think this kind of thing is a problem. Also if your tea tastes better with sugar in it just get better tea or stop drinking it, have some self respect.