Thread 21680181

Why do Americans eat so much cheese?

why do french people eat so much cheese

>>21680184
Its not even close anon.

>>21680196
That was a committed cheese pull, and his gripping of the pizza was so cinemagraphic that it seemed like AI. If was like if Wes Anderson directed someone grabbing a slice of pizza out of box.

It's cheap and it tastes good.

>>21680205
You just need to sprinkle like a cup of cheese on a large pizza and its more than enough.

>>21680181 (OP)
dairy industry subsidies

>>21680215
There has to be a huge cheese surplus on the market.

>>21680181 (OP)
it's cheap and people want extravagance when they go out to eat. people aren't really doing this at home which is why everything posted itt is from food being prepared in restaurants that just make whatever people will buy.

>>21680196
you’ve never been to france. I was served cheese with literally every meal, it was just an assumed part of the meal. I miss it quite a lot, there wasn’t a single bad cheese they served.

>>21680209
CHEESE IS A FUCKING DRUG ILL SUCK EVERY DICK FOR IDGAF
CHEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEEEE

>>21680256
Sounds insane but its true. Cheese actually contains opiates.

>>21680274
that's comparing meteors to meteoroids to meteorites, they're all distinct
cheese opioid isn't like an opiate

I could eat cheese forever, it's literally the perfect food.

>>21680181 (OP)
It's tasty. My usual pizza has extra cheese, pepperoni, and olives.

>>21680181 (OP)
Why don't you?

>>21680181 (OP)
The west in general consumes a lot of cheese because it tastes good and is part of our history.

>>21680213
I should call her

>>21680196
i'm french fuck off with your propaganda

>>21680221
our queen. nay. our QWEEN

>>21680181 (OP)
I'd say that's a fairly small amount of cheese for the average sized person?

>>21680196
Why is this queer shirtless though

>>21680181 (OP)
There’s nothing wrong with eating lots of cheese. You’re just creating arbitrary standards you can use to justify tearing others down out of envy.

They have to eat all the cheese.

>>21680670
The very fact that he has unshaved pits means he's anything but a queer. He's a soyboy faggot though.

>>why do people from what has until recently been a land of excess and abundance inhabited by the descendants of classless village people eat so much X.


It's like giving a beagle a button for endless kibble on demand and expecting it not to eat itself to death

>>21680673
Jesus Christ.... Thats alot of cheese.

>>21680399
that's fucking nasty I don't want your pussy sweat on my delicious parmigiano

>>21680181 (OP)
>>21680196
It's probably government subsidies distorting the market.

>>21680221
I'd ruin her. What I mean by that is that I'd fuck her right in the pussy

>>21680401
good job

>>21680221
damn imagine plapping her big black ass and she lets out a rancid seafood boil fart out of her asshole right in your face

>>21680802
You couldn't be gayer if you tried. You're a cock lover

>>21680399
That's fucking delicious, I want your pussy sweat on my parmagiano

>>21680812
no I love women but private parts don't belong on food that's just unhygienic.

>>21680221
poor employees having to deal with this influencer shit all day long. I'd fucking quit on the spot if someone came in to do that kinda crap.

>>21680401
We should be friends

>>21680205
lay off the weed chachi

>>21680807
in English doc!

>>21680181 (OP)
Proportionately that's a good amount of cheese it's just a fuckhuge oversized calzone.

>>21680196
I wish cheese didn’t do that. I’m sick of the world soyfacing over the “pull” who gives a fuck

>>21682100
Halloumi and other greek cheeses wont do that.

>>21682162
halloumi can fuck right off

>>21680181 (OP)
It's a pretty dense protein source, like 5-7g/oz, which is pretty high comparatively. It also tastes good and keeps for a while.

>>21680181 (OP)
I thought we didnt have real cheese, which is it?

>>21680673
You think they could stand to put more Cheese Spreads into MREs.

>>21680196
Why are Canadians like this?

>>21683000
Yeah but its also really high in fat.

>>21680670
If I'm eating something sloppy alone at home I usually eat it shirtless so I don't stain my shirt

>>21680998
in this day and age the influencers are the reason those people have a job. people these days like to be told what to eat and drink. if no one was telling people to go eat these mozz sticks, thered be no one there to buy them

>>21680221
built for BWC (big white cheese)

>>21680401
Best normal pizza

>>21680616
are you actually French or Canadian "french"

>>21685156
France French, typing from a qwerty keyboard
I kind of flew off the handle there, because while almost everything in the states is better the cheese is not
Don't get me wrong, there is very good cheese in America just about everywhere but it doesn't even come close to France and I miss it so bad
It's kind of like pizza
If a French person tells you pizza is better in France, they're lying to you, that's just a fact
It doesn't even matter what kind of pizza you like you have so many options here
Shouldn't be controversial to say that cheese is better over there, either

>>21685205
Lmao the silly fantasies of the European

>>21680802
they taste the same

>>21680196
Does he know horny old men are going to jerk off to this?

>>21680181 (OP)
hmm idk why does OP eat so much FUCKING DICK????? OWND RETARD KEK

>>21685223
One cheese in the US that doesn't exist in France is brick cheese which is why they have bad pizza

Look! Its healthy!

>>21686191
Brick cheese?

>>21686299
What is this creature?

>>21680399
I'll pay extra for the slice of closest proximity to those loins. Bonus points if I find a hair

>>21680181 (OP)
i don't eat any cheese. it's one of the unhealthiest foods you can eat. It is salty fat.

>>21686299
Is this AI?

>>21687013
Its what i thought at first too. But it seems real. Just the colors that are weird i guess.

>>21680181 (OP)
This was my breakfast. Homemade raw cow milk fromage blanc, shitty tomatoes, evoo, shallots, black pepper and flaky salt. It was delicious. Low carb breakfasts are a very good start to the day.

>>21687011
I suppose if you ignore the calcium, protein, Vitamin A, B12, and probiotic properties.

I don't even like cheese, but it's pound for pound pretty nutritionally dense, fat included.

>>21685205
>because while almost everything in the states is better
You're the french larper.

also
>If a French person tells you pizza is better in France, they're lying to you, that's just a fact

https://peppe.pizza/
>Champion du monde Pizza à naples 2019-2020
>Meilleure pizzeria d’Europe 2021-2022
>Pizza maker of the year 2022
>1ère marque de Pizza artisanale Monde 2024
>Meilleur Pizzaiolo d’Europe 2024

>>21680196
Cheezus Christ....

>>21687027
>>21687027
Yeah and there's award winning cheese in the states, that's not the same as saying cheese is good in the states
There's no cheese culture here, it's expensive, and you have to go to premium or specialty stores to get the good stuff
But there is a pizza culture
So much variety, quality, and convenient pizzas
You can find good pizza anywhere, even at some gas stations
People have pizza parties, there's NY pizza, Chicago pizza, Detroit pizza, Denver pizza, and you can get it anywhere, and even if you can't, there's probably some other regional specialty that stands out on it's own
>>21686982
It's that kind of cheese that when it melts, it mixes with the sauce and turns orange

>>21687027
"Champion du monde Pizza à naples "
So italian pizza are better in Paris ? That s your take ? Putain de debile. French eat shitty pizzas full of cheap emmental, loaded with shitty topping like retards and made on a pre made dough. muslims do their dough, but the pizza are still shitty. Yes you have top tier pizza places in Paris but it s also the case in NYC, London, Tokyo etc... You can t compare with Italy.

>>21680181 (OP)
It's not even real cheese.

>>21680196
Dude just eat molten cheese at this point.
Take a giant block of cheese and melt it and eat it.

>>21680213
Cheese is not liquid like that.

>>21680399
>Yes, can I please buy a wheel of cheese?
>No not that one, the third from the left
>It has a nicer...colour

I like to elevate my cheese.

>>21680670
It's hot

Cheese can be dangerous.

>>21687426
it is when you add just a tiny bit of citric acid

>>21680181 (OP)
Indian food

>>21680181 (OP)
dairy is a white people thing, you wouldn't understand.

>>21687625
What went wrong there? Wrong type of cheese?

>>21680221
cute negress

>>21688338
No. He didn't wait for it to heat up fully.

>>21680181 (OP)
>cheese
*process pasteurised product
There is no real cheese in the USA, my friend.

>>21688800
>europoor

You can get a lot of raw milk cheeses. Oh yeah an american blue cheese won best cheese in the world and beat out like 6000 other cheeses from around the world. Competition held in italy.

>>21686299
is there a backstory to this or does it just get posted because of how unsettling it is? it makes me very uncomfortable and I don't really know why.

>>21680181 (OP)
huh weird. cheese consumption is in line with the population of a country.

>>21688833
>tiktok

>>21683112
he's obviously American. Canadians don't act like dogs.

>>21688338
yeah, he forgot to make a cheese sauce by adding sodium citrate and water to create a free flowing emulsion. You can't just put regular cheese in there, it's too thick.

>>21687627
sodium citrate not citric acid. You can make sodium citrate by adding sodium hydroxide to citric acid. The formula goes like this C6H8O7 + 3 NaOH Na3C6H5O7 + 3 H2O. You gotta make sure your sodium hydroxide is reacted completely or you're in for some spicy cheese sauce. It's ok to add a bit more citric acid just to make sure no sodium hydroxide remains.

>>21680181 (OP)
>develop world changing advances in the dairy and cheese making industries
>farmers rely on cheese and dairy to stay afloat
>farmers lobby government to support them
>government buys surplus cheese to keep them happy and keep prices low
>farmers create foundations to convince other companies to sell mass produced homigenized cheese products
>convince every fast food place to double amount of cheese in product (stuffed crust is an example of this)
>propagandize an already beloved product to consumers
>got milk
>strong bones
>profit
it helps that cheese actually tastes good, and the american tradition of cheese making goes back to the colonies. no amount of marketing could make americans eat bug protein powder

>>21680181 (OP)
But americans don't eat cheese?

>>21688829
I love mutt cope.

>>21688917
you love butt rope (poop)

>>21687608
That plating is sloppy as shit.

because we're not lactose intolerant, which should say something about (You) that you're complaining about it

>>21689284
cheese has almost no lactose

>>21680181 (OP)
Why do foreigners have to spend 37 hours a day thinking about Americans?

>>21689302
Really depends on the cheese.

>>21689318
Inferiority complex.

>>21689325
Seriously. I never, ever find myself thinking "Why does Belgium x?", or "Why is Liechtenstein so small?" I'm basically the I don't think about you at all meme. To paraphrase Ferris Bueller, "I'm not european, I don't plan on being european, so who gives a crap what they do."

>>21680181 (OP)
Americans are obsessed with cheese and black cock

>>21687000
You mentally ill disgusting fucking pig! I'm so sick of these fucking retarded gooners. Jou ma se poes!

>>21689725
Go be a moralfag somewheres else, mbembe.

>>21680401
Salt bomb.

>>21680184
French don't put absurd amounts of it like you americunts do
Kys

American interpretation of a Khachapuri. Just eat a wheel of cheese at this point.

>>21689725
Lol fag.

>>21687000
I once sniffed some panties in a girls' room, I found a hair on them, and came the moment I put it in my mouth, definitely one of the best orgasms of my life

>>21680181 (OP)
Glutonny. Greed. Beetus.

>>21680196
he should really put a shirt on, being fat isn't something to show off

>>21680670
>wearing a shirt indoors
Cucked.

>>21680196
That cheese pull makes my wiener stiff

>>21680221
i feel like chocolate

>>21680401
Me but with mushrooms

>>21680992
4chan's Neverending quest for peak virginity never ceases to amaze me

>>21687507
Jesus...
Anyway... If you fuckers ever manage to get laid, pussy champagne and whipped cream is a winning combination... –gotta watch out for utis and yeast and whatnot, but it's good nonetheless –

>>21680196
I'd bend him over and fuck the shit out of his doughy fratbro ass. cheeky spoiled brats deserve rape correction

>>21691816
You know they make beer using vaginal yeast? I want a bottle so badly....

>>21680812
>>21691805
You just can't fucking win sometimes

>>21686299
There are no many signs that this "man" is a total loser.

>fat belly
>bad hair
>no wedding ring
>cheap attire
>shitty food
>cheap pan
>messy room
>cheap furnishings
>low-quality ceiling
>fat
>no muscle tone
>bad skin
>poor rhythm/dancing

>>21686299
Lmao who needs seasonings when you have cheese

>>21680196
>Cheese thread
>All replies are about the faggot being shirtless
Ok so /ck/ is full of faggots
>Sooo much cheese!!!!!
And shitskins