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Anonymous No.21681563 [Report] >>21681574 >>21681591 >>21681598 >>21681603 >>21681616 >>21681648 >>21681669 >>21681825 >>21682152 >>21682171 >>21682172 >>21682391 >>21682404 >>21682608 >>21682913 >>21682919 >>21682989 >>21683406 >>21683412 >>21683478 >>21684030 >>21684607 >>21684816 >>21685591 >>21687845 >>21689032 >>21691561
WHY YES I WOULD LIKE TO WAIT 4 HOURS FOR MY DISHES TO BE CLEANED! AND I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THE TERRIBLE NOISE THEY MAKE WHILE AT IT
Anonymous No.21681567 [Report] >>21682174 >>21683483 >>21686209
It's kind of miraculous though. You put things in dirty and they come out clean without you having to debase yourself with handling filth. If only there was something like that for the soul.
Anonymous No.21681571 [Report] >>21681796 >>21681815
Mine is surprisingly quiet but it takes an hour and a half.
I would handwash but I'm tall and hunching over the sink hurts. My wife and kid do some dishes by hand but most of them go in the dishwasher
Anonymous No.21681574 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
Get a better dishwasher poorfag.
>not being able to go 4 hours without needing a dish
How fucking fat are you?
Anonymous No.21681584 [Report] >>21683471
>start dishwasher
>go in another room
don’t tell me you’re too poor to have more than one room
Anonymous No.21681588 [Report]
Right? What thr fuck is with dishwasher users. Just wash by hand, much quicker, can use any dish right after, and you know for sure they're clean/don't have to reclean anything.
Anonymous No.21681591 [Report] >>21681595 >>21691562
>>21681563 (OP)
>Eat food throughout the day
>Put dishes in washer at night
>Clean dishes in the morning
It's not that hard, retard. Do you only have one plate or something?
Anonymous No.21681595 [Report] >>21681620
>>21681591
I used to haul a refrigerated trailer so to me the background noise of the dishwasher running actually helps me sleep too.
Anonymous No.21681598 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
Run it overnight, retard.
Anonymous No.21681603 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
Mine is an old piece of shit that came with the house and takes like 1h30
Anonymous No.21681605 [Report]
There are far too many poor people on this board jfc
Anonymous No.21681616 [Report] >>21681799 >>21692064
>>21681563 (OP)
Does yours not have a short wash option? Our dishwasher is a pretty cheap model (like $400, came with the house) and it has a "1 hour wash" option that works for 99% of our loads.
Anonymous No.21681620 [Report] >>21682516 >>21683476
>>21681595
>I used to haul a refrigerated trailer so to me the background noise of the dishwasher running actually helps me sleep too.
I'm sure it also helps all the people who lived within the vicinity of the grocery stores you were delivering to, while you sat idling for 4 hours in the back lot.
Anonymous No.21681635 [Report]
>4 hours

I put it on 35 mins, they come out perfectly clean
Anonymous No.21681637 [Report]
Mine isn’t that new and takes like an hour and a half or two hours depending on the settings
Anonymous No.21681648 [Report] >>21682203 >>21684648
>>21681563 (OP)
Good dishwashers have a sanitize option that heats the water up to ~120-150F over a long wash cycle which would scald you if you tried to do it by hand.
Anonymous No.21681652 [Report]
I just run it at the end of the day then go to sleep. I wouldn't care if it took 8 hours
Anonymous No.21681669 [Report] >>21681695
>>21681563 (OP)
shut the fuck up idiot you're so fucking stupid
Anonymous No.21681695 [Report]
>>21681669
Try to channel your unnecessary rage in a way that’s entertaining at least, newfag.
Anonymous No.21681796 [Report] >>21681802 >>21683860
>>21681571
>muh wife and kid
Nobody asked, nobody gives a fuck, kill yourself
Anonymous No.21681799 [Report] >>21682954 >>21683860
>>21681616
>Our
Kys
Anonymous No.21681802 [Report] >>21682564 >>21682974
>>21681796
found the virgin gaylord chud, guys
Anonymous No.21681807 [Report] >>21682043 >>21684620
I just run some hot water over the plate to get shake loose yesterday's grease and little chunks of food right before my new food is done cooking
Dishwashers seem like a massive waste of money and water for no real bemefit
Anonymous No.21681815 [Report] >>21681859 >>21683860
>>21681571
>My wife and kid
Anonymous No.21681825 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
shut the fuck up you dumb manchild
Anonymous No.21681859 [Report]
>>21681815
The low quality adds to the humor
Anonymous No.21682043 [Report] >>21684935
>>21681807
This reminded me of the anon that would stack a fresh piece of newspaper on the plate for the next meal, do the jannies remove those type of threads now? I savored that flavor.
Anonymous No.21682152 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
Buy a new dishwasher if yours is too loud. My dishwasher is less noisy than my fridge is when running.
Anonymous No.21682171 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
Anonymous No.21682172 [Report] >>21682930
>>21681563 (OP)
I put the used plates, cups, cutlery etc in the sink, run hot water over them to soak off food remains, then put them in the dishwasher. When it's full I run it on a full cycle. I run it about once a week. My machine is quiet. I like how everything comes out squeaky clean.
Anonymous No.21682174 [Report]
>>21681567
>If only there was something like that for the soul.
Anonymous No.21682203 [Report] >>21682401
>>21681648
Manlet hands typed this.
Anonymous No.21682391 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
>THE TERRIBLE NOISE
are you stacking the dishes so they bump while it's running? that gets annoying but you're not supposed to do that, it should just sound like water sloshing which doesn't really bother most people
Anonymous No.21682401 [Report] >>21682448
>>21682203
Ah yes the famous tall man immunity to being burned
Anonymous No.21682404 [Report] >>21682443
>>21681563 (OP)
>breaks down
>now have to buy the land lord a new dishwasher
Anonymous No.21682443 [Report]
>>21682404
>land lord
lol
Anonymous No.21682448 [Report]
>>21682401
heat rises so if you're taller it takes longer to get to you and you can avoid being burned
Anonymous No.21682516 [Report] >>21682529
>>21681620
Do you live in the grocery store dumpster?
Anonymous No.21682529 [Report]
>>21682516
Yes, I used to, before I understood the wisdom of American suburbs and strict zoning laws.
Anonymous No.21682564 [Report] >>21682974
>>21681802
Either stop larping on the worst board on this shit site or maybe go spend time with your "family" you pathetic fucking waste
Anonymous No.21682569 [Report]
150 f is 65 c. Not that hot TO BE HONEST WITH YOU MY DEAR FRIENDS.
Anonymous No.21682590 [Report]
>use plate
>wash plate
WOW SO HARD I NEED A MACHINE THAT TOILS FOUR HOURS TO DO AN INFERIOR JOB AND REEKS LIKE AN INDIAN RESTAURANT
Anonymous No.21682608 [Report] >>21682656 >>21682850 >>21683193 >>21684986 >>21686809
>>21681563 (OP)
Are there people who unironically don't have a dishwasher at home? How/why?
Even if your kitchen is tiny you can probably fit a "slim" one in there.
Anonymous No.21682656 [Report]
>>21682608
>How/why
poverty
Anonymous No.21682850 [Report] >>21682853
>>21682608
Unnecessary for a small household, plus we use mostly natural soap for washing up instead of blue chemical shit that would further contaminate our local water supply.
Anonymous No.21682853 [Report]
>>21682850
>natural soap
Holy non sequitur. They make dishwasher versions of that you twat.
Anonymous No.21682913 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
>4 hours
>terrible noise
You're overloading your washer, aren't you?
Anonymous No.21682919 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH YOU AND PREFER TO WASH MY DISHES IMMEDIATELY AFTER USING THEM WITH A DISH WAND.

WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Anonymous No.21682930 [Report] >>21682937 >>21682944 >>21682950 >>21682964 >>21682974 >>21682982 >>21683151 >>21683347 >>21683792
>>21682172
This is the reason why I think dishwashers are peak boomer. You have to prep the plates before you put them in the dishwasher, and you have to scrape the plate off before you rinse it in the sink , so why don't I just take an extra 2 seconds to wipe my plate off with soap and eliminate one more needless appliance in my house? I understand if you have a restaurant or something, but I eat like 3 times a day so what 2 minutes to wash all my cookware? Plus when they break it sucks and they become a roach/mosquito magnet and can cause a lot of water damage.
Anonymous No.21682937 [Report]
>>21682930
>You have to prep the plates before you put them in the dishwasher
you don't, that anon is just retarded
>and you have to scrape the plate off before you rinse it in the sink
you have to do that even when washing by hand
>extra 2 seconds to wipe my plate
your plate isn't clean
>what 2 minutes to wash all my cookware
bit disingenuous to call it 'cookware' when you just order everything in / eat premade crap
>Plus when they break
you fix it.
Anonymous No.21682944 [Report] >>21682962 >>21682982
>>21682930
You don't have to "pre-wash" dishes, you just toss it all in there
The dishwasher also sanitizes
I actually hate that my in-laws don't use the dishwasher "to conserve water" like wtf you installed a God damn sprinkler system you're not conserving shit and you use the same gross can opener to open up cans of dog food
Just put everything in the dishwasher even if it didn't only use a gallon and a half of water per cycle it's cleaner than any hand-washed bullshit and not a single person I have ever met who hand-washes dishes actually sanitizes them
Tell me you sanitize your dishes and then I'll accept your hand-washing bullshit
Anonymous No.21682950 [Report] >>21682956
>>21682930
Really what it stems from is I grew up with boomer parents who had a bunch of nice shit that they became too poor to maintain, yet were too prideful to just throw away because a home that wasn't packed to the gill with knick-nacks was social suicide.

So now in my place I constantly go through my shit and I ask myself what is the purpose of this item, instead of worrying about how much I paid for it 20 years ago.
Anonymous No.21682954 [Report]
>>21681799
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
This guy is that insecure!!! XD
What if he meant his parents? I'm assuming you live completely alone, yes?
Anonymous No.21682956 [Report] >>21682975
>>21682950
non sequitur boomer hating is a good look, A+. stay on topic dweeb.
Anonymous No.21682962 [Report] >>21682974 >>21682976
>>21682944
The soap from my dispenser sanitizes the plate. I don't know which Jew sold you the idea that it is a separate process, but he is good.
Anonymous No.21682964 [Report] >>21682985
>>21682930
Takes longer than 2 seconds
Takes longer than 2 minutes
Anonymous No.21682974 [Report] >>21682985 >>21682995 >>21683482
>>21682930
>You have to prep the plates before you put them in the dishwasher
False. Doing that actually makes then less likely to clean well in the dishwasher because of how the detergent works. It's not like liquid dish soap. It's enzymatic and needs something to latch onto and dissolve to clean the plates. It otherwise can leave a film, especially on plastic.
>you have to scrape the plate off
False. See above.
>you have to… rinse it in the sink
False. See above.
>why don't I just take an extra 2 seconds to wipe my plate off with soap
Can't argue with that point, though. I can clean a load of dishes faster than the dishwasher can but my aching fucking back hunching over to do them, man.
>when they break it sucks and they become a roach/mosquito magnet
Not inaccurate, exactly, but just get it fixed before the roaches and mosquitoes catch wind.
>can cause a lot of water damage.
Maybe? I've not had that problem but I can see that happening, sure.
>>21682564
You are not very smart.
>>21681802
Whoever heard if a gay virgin, ya dingus? Gay dudes are the biggest sluts on earth.
>21681796
>21681815
Nobody asked if anybody asked.
>>21682962
You've clearly never worked in a restaurant. Washing ≠ sanitising.
Anonymous No.21682975 [Report]
>>21682956
Dishwasher are non-essential and we all know it. I would much rather have an extra deep freezer desu, but the Jew doesn't want goys to have a years supply of meat, he would rather them have an extra machine that needs detergent, electricity, replacement parts, and a plumber when you discover it it leaking after it is too late. I would maybe feel better about them if it wasn't normalized to hide them away in a manner that makes it impossible to tell whether it's leaking or not until it's catastrophic.
Anonymous No.21682976 [Report] >>21682985
>>21682962
It absolutely does not you need to wash, rinse, then sanitize, three sinks
Sanitize is a second cycle with at least bleach or better a quat sanitizer
Anonymous No.21682982 [Report] >>21682998
>>21682930
>>21682944
Hand washed dishes always have an off smell that I can only describe as like the sea, the only things I hand wash are stainless pots and pans that only boiled something
Anonymous No.21682985 [Report] >>21683007
>>21682964
Get good

>>21682974
So you are saying if my plate is wet the dishwasher can't clean it correctly and leaves a film? So I have to dry my plate before hand if it IS wet? Sounds like PREP(GAY) to me.

>>21682976
This is Fake news, I don't live in the Congo so my water is sanitary enough after the rinse tyvm.
Anonymous No.21682989 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
Retard thread.
Anonymous No.21682995 [Report] >>21683116
>>21682974
>False. Doing that actually makes then less likely to clean well in the dishwasher because of how the detergent works. It's not like liquid dish soap. It's enzymatic and needs something to latch onto and dissolve to clean the plates. It otherwise can leave a film, especially on plastic
You are actually retarded. The first thing a dishwasher does is RINSE. Detergent is released after.
Anonymous No.21682998 [Report]
>>21682982
I would propose that dishwasher plate have a certain smell. But I think it's moreso people with dirty dishwashers and dirty handwash setups can cause this. People don't understand how fast mold and other water-borne pathogens spread, especially with standing water. Many people don't understand drainage. Many humans still don't deserve plumbing.
Anonymous No.21683007 [Report]
>>21682985
Get a stopwatch and film yourself doing both of those things in 2 seconds and 2 minutes
Anonymous No.21683113 [Report] >>21683121
I just lick the plate clean after finishing meal and thats it. Simple, efficient and satysfying.
Anonymous No.21683116 [Report] >>21683123
>>21682995
>You are actually retarded. The first thing a dishwasher does is RINSE
Where do you think that rinsewater goes? Do you think it drains out immediately? Do you even know how a dishwasher works?
Anonymous No.21683121 [Report] >>21683159
>>21683113
I have dogs for that
Anonymous No.21683123 [Report] >>21683130
>>21683116
>don’t rinse first because muh enzymes
>actually dishwashers do a rinse before detergent
>WHERE DO YOU THINK THE RINSEWATER GOESSS???!?
christ almighty, follow a conversation retard
Anonymous No.21683130 [Report] >>21683260
>>21683123
>christ almighty, follow a conversation retard
Exactly my point, you blithering inbred. Do. You know. How a dishwasher. Even. Works?
You seem to think it runs water into it continuously.
Anonymous No.21683151 [Report]
>>21682930
Yeah if you live alone it doesn't make sense to have one. With two or more people it's a great boon though!
Anonymous No.21683159 [Report]
>>21683121
Enjoy your cooties.
Anonymous No.21683193 [Report] >>21691711
>>21682608
I had a dishwasher in my old place and never used it. I wash dishes by hand in continuously running hot water in about the same time it takes to load and unload a dishwasher.
Anonymous No.21683260 [Report] >>21683267
>>21683130
at no point did I imply this. do you have sever mental impairment?
also it does dump the rinse water, because it's fuckin rinse water.
Anonymous No.21683267 [Report] >>21683351
>>21683260
>she doesn't know how dishwashers work
lmao
Anonymous No.21683347 [Report]
>>21682930
>You have to prep the plates
Retard
Anonymous No.21683351 [Report] >>21683357 >>21683370
>>21683267
you don't even have a dishwasher, poor. educate yourself.
typical cycle:
>partial fill
>rinse
>dump
>complete fill
>detergent
>wash cycle
>dump
>partial fill
>rise
>dump
>dry

>t. have a dishwasher
>t. you can hear exactly what it does
>t. you are a retard
Anonymous No.21683357 [Report] >>21683370
>>21683351
also
>t. i fixed my sink
>t. you can't even fix a sandwich
Anonymous No.21683370 [Report] >>21683378
>>21683351
>>21683357
>she's getting hysterical and defensive
do you need a midol?
Anonymous No.21683378 [Report] >>21683398
>>21683370
sure, I can flip that.

you're still wrong though, i'd rather larp as a women than be an actual retard.
Anonymous No.21683398 [Report] >>21683414
>>21683378
>t. retarded woman (who doesn't know how dishwashers work)
Anonymous No.21683406 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
>have a 4 hour cycle that is eco
>have a 2 hour cycle with higher temps if needed
I don't cook between meals, why would you need a plate that fast? Do you own just one plate one fork and one spoon lol?
Anonymous No.21683412 [Report] >>21683465
>>21681563 (OP)
>put on wihle you sleep
>????
>wake up to clean dishes
Anonymous No.21683414 [Report] >>21683462
>>21683398
explain what was wrong, I need to know what level of retard I'm diagnosing here
Anonymous No.21683462 [Report] >>21683475
>>21683414
Not him, but probably the part where you think dishwasher detergent doesn't dissolve in the water used at the beginning. It's not like that powder stuff is time released or anything. Even tablets dissolve some during that first cycle. It mixes with the water as the water heats up, it sprays that shit everywhere a few minutes, drains some of the wastewater out but not completely, refills and repeats. It only drains entirely at the very end. At least in most modern models. If you're using an older one, I have no idea how yours works.
Anonymous No.21683465 [Report] >>21683466
>>21683412
Bruh, a friend of mine's wife did that and something happened and the dishwasher burst into flames. Thankfully, the smoke alarm went off and they were able to put it out before it got too bad but that shit scares me. We won't run it while my family and I sleep. I already had a carbon monoxide scare a few years ago. Don't need that shit to complement it.
Anonymous No.21683466 [Report]
>>21683465
beware the fire nation
Anonymous No.21683471 [Report]
>>21681584
Europoors have their kirchens, laundry rooms, and living rooms within 10ft walking distance of each other.
Anonymous No.21683475 [Report] >>21683516 >>21692084
>>21683462
>dishwasher detergent doesn't dissolve in the water used at the beginning
this won't happen if the seal in the detergent door isn't completely fucked. if yours is, replace it.
Anonymous No.21683476 [Report]
>>21681620
>waaah i live next to a supermarket and they keep gettin they shelves refill an sheeeiiiit i finna catch no zs nigga
Anonymous No.21683478 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
What's wrong with your dishwasher that it both takes 4 hours and makes a lot of noise? Are you Jerma?
Anonymous No.21683482 [Report] >>21683487
>>21682974
Everyone you've ever met.
Anonymous No.21683483 [Report] >>21683538 >>21683656 >>21685982
>>21681567
Haha yes confess your sins to the 'community' by hiding them all in a little box to be heard by one person. Very kosherswitch
Anonymous No.21683487 [Report]
>>21683482
wut
Anonymous No.21683516 [Report] >>21683527 >>21692084
>>21683475
This
That's what the presoak section is for. You put a little detergent in there if you want some in the initial rinse, the main volume isn't released until the main cycle, the glass cleaner section is used in the final rinse
They should really teach people how dishwashers work for it being such a common household appliance
Anonymous No.21683527 [Report] >>21692084
>>21683516
>They should really teach people how dishwashers work for it being such a common household appliance
Normal people know how to use them. It's the retards who struggle.
Anonymous No.21683538 [Report] >>21683546
>>21683483
? the whole point is the confession of your sins is supposed to be private. to complete the absolution you still have to make good. which is often public acts against those you transgressed against.

it's the whole praying on the street is fuckwads shit, get together with your homies thing that Jesus talked about.
Anonymous No.21683546 [Report]
>>21683538
Show me the line where it says confession is made to a single person in a box.
Anonymous No.21683566 [Report] >>21683596 >>21683951
Love me dishwasher
Love me washing machine
I'm getting a robot vacuum next
Anonymous No.21683596 [Report] >>21683622
>>21683566
>tfw house is five storeys
>tfw vacuum robots dont climb stairs yet
Anonymous No.21683622 [Report] >>21683628
>>21683596
>counting the attic and basement as normal floors
Anonymous No.21683628 [Report]
>>21683622
seven if you count them but nobody does
Anonymous No.21683656 [Report] >>21684002
>>21683483
Catholic confessions are legally protected and if they were leaked to the "community" as often as you assume then this tradition wouldn't have survived this long
Anonymous No.21683792 [Report]
>>21682930
>boomer
CORRECT. Dishwashers were invented when electrical appliance companies saw washing machines took off among the middle class in the 60s. It was part of "The Jetsons" future that was touted back then. Thing is, washing clothes was a real back breaking chore, so the washing machine is justified. Dishwashers oth are plain gimmicks piggybacking on washing machines.
Anonymous No.21683847 [Report] >>21683849 >>21683850 >>21683951 >>21684012 >>21684714 >>21684782
I can guarantee that all the pro-handwashing people in this thread use a sponge they haven't replaced in half a year. "Clean" lmao.
Anonymous No.21683849 [Report]
>>21683847
Kek it just poor people, it took my asian parents forever to see the light. Now they love using that thing.

We got a high end dishwasher and that thing cleans better than anyone else.
Anonymous No.21683850 [Report]
>>21683847
My in-laws sure haven't
I posted a little bit up
You have to scrub your hands after brushing up against that sponge, I don't know why they keep it and never run it through the dishwasher which would sterilize it
Just put every God damn thing in the dishwasher, I don't care how much you used it, they're fucking awesome
Anonymous No.21683860 [Report]
>>21681796
>>21681799
>>21681815
Seething incel
Anonymous No.21683889 [Report] >>21684607
Am I retarded if I only run it on fast cycle? It takes 30 minutes but I pre-rinse all the dishes first
Anonymous No.21683951 [Report] >>21684012
>>21683566
as labor saving devices go, washing machine > robot vacuum >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dishwasher
>>21683847
wrong. sponges and scrubbers last a couple weeks at most
Anonymous No.21684002 [Report] >>21684630 >>21685982
>>21683656
>leaked
That's the point anon, your confession is supposed to be to the community not some private affair with a God In A Box
Anonymous No.21684012 [Report]
>>21683951
please quote which statement you're refuting in >>21683847
Anonymous No.21684030 [Report] >>21684036
>>21681563 (OP)
Sinks fucking suck and my asshole landlord wont let me use a countertop dishwasher 'incase it leaks'
Anonymous No.21684036 [Report]
>>21684030
why does your landlord have any say at all? that's like telling someone they can't have a TV because it might explode.
Anonymous No.21684048 [Report]
my dishwasher is over 20 years old. noisy as heck. takes 40 minutes to run a load. i like it.
Anonymous No.21684607 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
Imagine having trouble using a dishwasher.

Ours has a 30 minute setting. Rinse off the heaviest stuff and we have clean dishes half an hour later. And the only noise you hear from ours is the water washing around inside.

>>21683889
If it works, it works. I also rinse everything as soon as I'm finished using it, and I only do longer cycles if I need to wash one of my older pans that has a lot of the surface worn away on the bottom.
Anonymous No.21684620 [Report]
>>21681807
Quick rinse after you eat and wa la. It's funny Big Dishwasher tries to play an efficiency angle with "it uses less water!"
Anonymous No.21684630 [Report] >>21684691
>>21684002
That's right, I forgot how often protestants are confessing their sins to the community (literally never)
Anonymous No.21684648 [Report]
>>21681648
>sanitize option
Do you use your knifes and forks for surgery? Stop being an immunocompromised bitch.
Anonymous No.21684691 [Report]
>>21684630
I forgot God needed a human in a box to hear you
Anonymous No.21684696 [Report]
Don't turn my thread into religious discussion, please.
Anonymous No.21684714 [Report]
>>21683847
I keep sponges for years
Anonymous No.21684782 [Report]
>>21683847
>noooo you have to replace the sponge after a month!
>uses the same water pipes for 20 years
I bet you feel stupid now.
Anonymous No.21684807 [Report]
You can disinfect the sponge by putting it in the microwave for about a minute with some soap
Anonymous No.21684816 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
>WHY YES I WOULD LIKE TO WAIT 4 HOURS FOR MY DISHES TO BE CLEANED!
Yea, buy a new one. Trump changed the green nonsense Biden created.
Anonymous No.21684886 [Report] >>21684890 >>21684898 >>21684941
Bunch of lonely poors that don't actually understand efficiency around here. Unless you're standing in front of the dishwasher while it runs like some kind of drooling retard, you're saving time.
t. Bosch-owning-wife-haver
Anonymous No.21684890 [Report] >>21684895
>>21684886
>Bosch-owning-wife-haver
Redundancy is not efficient
Anonymous No.21684895 [Report]
>>21684890
Wife is multipurpose.
Anonymous No.21684898 [Report] >>21684942
>>21684886
Back 10-15 years ago, you could load a dishwasher after Thanksgiving or a simple sunday family dinner, and literally put away the bone dry dishes into the cabinets 1.5 hours later. Family could help grandma not do a damn thing by helping in the kitchen.
Anonymous No.21684935 [Report]
>>21682043
>the anon that would stack a fresh piece of newspaper on the plate for the next meal
Who?
Closest I can find is mentions of him and 1 thread that might be him.
Anonymous No.21684941 [Report]
>>21684886
>she didn't get Miele
Anonymous No.21684942 [Report] >>21685971
>>21684898
Is there something keeping you from helping her now?
Anonymous No.21684976 [Report] >>21685798 >>21685969
There is absolutely no excuse not to have a dishwasher in current year.
Anonymous No.21684986 [Report] >>21684994 >>21685645
>>21682608
If you're a single you really don't need one.
I used one flat plate, one deep plate, one fork, one spoon and one knife. I don't drink coffee, so no cups and teaspoons, and cooking for one is not fun so I usually made stews, which also only costs one pot, one knife and one spoon.
Moving in with my woman though I found that I would hate having to do the dishes by hand.
Anonymous No.21684994 [Report] >>21684999
>>21684986
>so no cups
Do you drink water straight from the tap!l?
Anonymous No.21684999 [Report] >>21685300
>>21684994
Actually I have a 1qt carafe I drink from.
And even if I didn't, I would use a glass, not a cup.
Anonymous No.21685300 [Report]
>>21684999
A glass is just a cup like champagne is just sparkling wine
Anonymous No.21685591 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
tell your wife to work faster and shut up.
Anonymous No.21685645 [Report]
>>21684986
I went 1 bowl 1 fork for a couple years. Meat I would just stab and bite. Soups I got used to eating the solids with a fork and just drinking the liquid
Anonymous No.21685798 [Report] >>21686761
>>21684976
this. also a rice cooker, air fryer, electric knife sharpener, and ofc multiple streaming services for your kitchen tv
Anonymous No.21685817 [Report]
I enjoy washing the dishes by hand, plus dishwashers always have a weird puke smell I don't see the need for one
Anonymous No.21685969 [Report]
>>21684976
I don't need to be excused for it so that's fine
Anonymous No.21685971 [Report] >>21686651
>>21684942
how many times a week do you drive to your grandma's house to load her dishwasher?
Anonymous No.21685982 [Report] >>21685985
>>21683483
>>21684002
Do you shower at the beach retard?
Anonymous No.21685985 [Report] >>21686006
>>21685982
Yes? Do you not?
Anonymous No.21686006 [Report] >>21686009
>>21685985
No I don't put my feet in my food
Anonymous No.21686009 [Report]
>>21686006
You eat off the floor of the beach showers?
Anonymous No.21686209 [Report] >>21686360 >>21686904
>>21681567
I have never seen a dishwasher that didn't require hand scrubbing afterwards
Anonymous No.21686215 [Report]
As a dishwasher I love dishwashers
They're very convenient
Anonymous No.21686360 [Report]
>>21686209
Maybe open your eyes. They're ubiquitous.
Anonymous No.21686651 [Report]
>>21685971
Zero, because they're all dead and I'm not the one using that argument
Anonymous No.21686761 [Report] >>21686780
>>21685798
>rice cooker
I'm part Asian.
My wife is also part Asian, but different type.
She grew up with rice cookers. My Gran is from the middle of nowhere and didn't even have electricity growing up so she didn't grow up with rice cookers and, as a result, neither did my dad so I don't use them.
They're okay but my biggest gripes with the fucking things are
• how much space the internal pot thingy takes up in the dishwasher
• it can't scorch rice and
• it's generally not well suited for different varieties of rice or grain cooked together because it can't be easily opened mid-cook and if you try to cook multigrain rice stuff in there at once, something will always be overcooked or undercooked
Also, electric sharpener are only good if you're sharpening some huge fuck off blades, like when I used to get my skates sharpened in the winter when I actually still skated/played hockey
Anonymous No.21686780 [Report] >>21686792
>>21686761
Utterly moronic
Anonymous No.21686792 [Report] >>21686797
>>21686780
Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do. So 'splain. Now. What's moronic about that post?
Anonymous No.21686797 [Report] >>21686867 >>21686887 >>21691812
>>21686792
Putting the pot in the dishwasher. Pointless and dumb. It barely gets dirty, you can clean it in a half second with a sponge wipe.

Multigrain whining. If things have different cook times and are in the same pot, they are never going to all be equally well cooked no matter what device they're in. Disingenuous.

Scorching rice. What. Nobody does this shit. And you could just put the rice in sans water if you wanted to.
Anonymous No.21686809 [Report] >>21686822 >>21686925 >>21687937 >>21688488
>>21682608
I am not mentally ill and a lazy bum so it would serve no purpose for me. After I am done eating I just rinse the plate and run a soapy sponge over it. Takes 10 seconds to clean the dish.
Dishwashers are for losers who throw their dirty dishes in the sink.

A dishwasher isn't just a waste of space and money, you also need to figure out the plumbing and potentially do renovations, all because you are too lazy of a mentally ill freak to just rinse the plate after eating.
Anonymous No.21686822 [Report]
>>21686809
Betting your plates and silverware probably have that film on them you sometimes notice at more low end restaurants or trashy relatives houses
Anonymous No.21686867 [Report] >>21686868 >>21691734 >>21691812
>>21686797
Jesus, you've an extremely limited understanding of world cuisines. Horrifically so. If he's taking about being Asian, multigrain cooking, his grandmother not using a rice cooker because she's from the middle of nowhere without electricity and he wants to eat scorched rice, he's obviously Central Asian.
Scorched rice= tadig, a common food throughout the Persian and Turkic world.
Multigrain cooking = many varieties of plov, which would absolutely require the pot to be cleaned after because it uses meat, veg and fat in preparing the rice and grains.
No electricity and "middle of nowhere" = pretty much the default of the steppes especially if his grandmother is a boomer.
You fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.21686868 [Report] >>21686881
>>21686867
I dont give a shit about third world garbage
Suck a turd out of my ass, loser
Anonymous No.21686881 [Report] >>21686897 >>21686932
>>21686868
Timantha's big mad that she doesn't know things lmao
Take a midol and your periodical pussy problems will feel better after.
Anonymous No.21686887 [Report]
>>21686797
>Nobody scorches rice
Except literally every rice eating culture that doesn't exclusively steam their rice. Koreans, Japanese, Taiwanese, Chinese, Dirtyknese, Lookatthese and more all have scorched rice dishes.
Anonymous No.21686897 [Report] >>21686899 >>21686988 >>21691812
>>21686881
Lol
No

Third world trash isnt worth knowing
So its not something I would ever care or worry about
It is totally irrelevant

That's why youre speaking english on an American website using American inventions and why nobody knows or cares about third world nonsense like burnt rice lmfao
Anonymous No.21686899 [Report] >>21686932
>>21686897
Please, tell me more about how not upset you and your vagina are. : )
Anonymous No.21686904 [Report]
>>21686209
Protip: Load and run your dishwasher in a timely manner; don't let your shit dry and crust for a week you disgusting pig. Also load it correctly, you retard.
Also: If you can't fill a dishwasher within two or three days, you don't need one.
Anonymous No.21686925 [Report]
>>21686809
>you also need to figure out the plumbing
Not difficult, there's a water source and a drain right there...
Anonymous No.21686932 [Report] >>21691812
>>21686881
>>21686899
Simmer down thirdie. You can still make burnt rice in your grass hut or whatever. Nobody's trying to stop you.
Anonymous No.21686988 [Report]
>>21686897
America: where ignorance is a virtue!
Anonymous No.21687845 [Report] >>21687912
>>21681563 (OP)
Just cook and eat in the same pan and you'll never need to clean any dishes. It's called seasn'in
Anonymous No.21687912 [Report]
>>21687845
Thanks Cobes
Anonymous No.21687937 [Report]
>>21686809
Dishwashers are one of the easiest appliances to install. Christ you’re retarded. Do you have a sink already? Then most of the work is already done.
Anonymous No.21688488 [Report]
>>21686809
>I am not mentally ill
lol
Anonymous No.21689032 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
I'm not really sure why, but one day if I were ever to win a stupidly large sum of money I would like to own a pass-thru steam dishwasher.
They're $10k, ugly, and large. But I got to use one at summer camp when I was a kid and I've wanted one ever since.
Anonymous No.21690324 [Report]
Einmal Miele, immer Miele.
Anonymous No.21691424 [Report]
If I turn on literally all the options, santi rinse, pots and pans, turbo zone and heated dry it will take five hours to finish.
Anonymous No.21691483 [Report]
You're supposed to set and forget dishwashers as you go about your day (or night). If you're all out of dishes, that's a logistics issue you need to figure out.
Anonymous No.21691561 [Report]
>>21681563 (OP)
The noise is comfy you little bitch
Anonymous No.21691562 [Report] >>21691945
>>21681591
>water running while you sleep

Anon...
Anonymous No.21691711 [Report]
>>21683193
>I wash dishes by hand in continuously running hot water in about the same time it takes to load and unload a dishwasher.
this. i have a dishwasher i just don't use it because its a waste of my life to do so
Anonymous No.21691734 [Report] >>21691812
>>21686867
>you don't know every dish made by grandmas without electricity on the turkic steppes? pleb
mongolian rice scorching forum
Anonymous No.21691812 [Report]
>>21686867
lmao
You missed the part where I said I played hockey. With all the other points you brought up, adding hockey to that pretty much confirms a former Soviet country. So yeah, Central Asian.
>>21686797
>If things have different cook times and are in the same pot, they are never going to all be equally well cooked no matter what device they're in.
urdumblol
You add the grains in sequence, longest to cook to shortest. For example:
Add wild rice/American rice first because that takes longest then add barley because that takes medium-long then add plain white rice because that takes medium then add broken noodles because they cook quickly then add cracked wheat because that's pretty much instant. All done at the same time and nothing overcooked. You can't do that with a rice cooker.
>>21686897
>>21686932
>Third world
Second world, ya big dummy.
>>21691734
>mongolian rice scorching forum
And don't you fucking forget it.
Anonymous No.21691945 [Report]
>>21691562
You are not supposed to sleep in the kitchen anon...
Anonymous No.21692064 [Report]
>>21681616
>Our

e sidn't gatekeep enough
Anonymous No.21692084 [Report]
>>21683475
>>21683516
>>21683527
Many models these days don't have those doors anymore. You just put the tablet in the bottom of the washer. I think dissolving is controlled by water temperature of each cycle or something.