Thread 21682627

Post breakup ive been back in the gym and meal prepping, feeling good for the first time in a while. Stir fry chicken with peppers and green onions in szechuan sauce, and rice.

Good for you bro, it's gonna be alright. We're gonna make it!

"meal prep"
Just learn to fucking cook you total cooklet.
You should be able to bang out a recipe in under 20 minutes in most cases.

>>21682627 (OP)
>Drumstick sausage fingers
Watch your heart health

>>21682627 (OP)
that's a big fleshlight

>>21682654
For you

>plastic containers
>choco rice cakes
>stanley tumbler
>coping that being alone is actually better
no amount of working out will fix your problems

>>21682627 (OP)
Mhmm... microplastics, arsenic, soy, and high fructose corn syrup... YUM

I swear everyone on this site has fucked up weird looking hands

>>21682721
Right? Why can people be like me and have beautiful, normally proportioned hands

>>21682627 (OP)
>fat
>brown
lol, lmao even

>>21682627 (OP)
You can tell he had a girlfriend because she bought him the Stanley cup, no guy would own one otherwise

>>21682729
shut up hamfist, behold the hand of a god (feminine god)

>>21682743
Do you have early onset rheumatoid arthritis?

>>21682743
ywnbaw

>>21682627 (OP)
so you gonna explain why youre giving your food the finger or are we to assume you are a very insecure person

>>21682743
tranny
>>21682627 (OP)
actually, toe thumbs are a desirable mutation. you should be pleased.

Christ, cut your nails. They also look like shit, get a biotin supplement. Ditch the rice, there is already enough fiber in the peppers and onions. Drop the shitty sugar sauce. MORE MEAT.

>>21682743
>shaving the tops of your hands
lmao

>>21682627 (OP)
>random middle finger in an inappropriate context
Telltale sign of low intelligence. You should probably stay single.

>>21682627 (OP)
Good for you bruh, get back out there and live your best life. One of these days he's gonna miss everything he had with you.

>>21682627 (OP)
nice dogfood. i fucked your ex

>>21682627 (OP)
I am 28 never been in a romantic relationship or kissed or has sex. I really don't get why guys break up with women and either join or come back to the gym. Are you guys so bored? Do you have no other ways to pass the time?
At least it makes sense for me, i don't have a gf and I have a remote tech job, i have tons of free time.

>>21682627 (OP)
Anon speaking as an old fag, the sooner you realize your life is better without women in it, the sooner you will find happiness.

I wish I had come to that realization 20 years ago.

>>21683725
>antinutrients
Hooo boy he’s retarded

>>21682743
Tranette no passo

>>21683416
while she ate dog food?

>>21682627 (OP)
Not enough protein. Are you trying to lose weight or gain muscle?

>>21682660
you eyed out those chocolate rice cakes pretty well, maybe you're more familiar with them than you're letting on?

>>21682627 (OP)
why so much rice and so little protein? if youre working out should be opposite.

>>21684293
Actually I'm trying to gain a new boyfriend. That's why I meal prep :-)

>>21682660
>everyone must be as miserable as i am
>muh forbidden product
Sad.

>>21682743
Disney villain tier

>>21684320
I had a mom that bought a lot of "health" snacks in the nineties.
>>21684530
I want OP to better himself and not wallow in squalor.

>>21682627 (OP)
Why weren't you going to the gym while in the relationship?

>>21683497
Some old dude is posting the frog? How pathetic for you to identify with bitter incel losers. Strange persona to adopt at this point in your life. Very odd.

>>21683458
Normal people like to look and feel good, and lifting weights helps that

>>21682644
Also those plastic containers are going straight to his balls

>>21682627 (OP)
>an Arnold body with a Marco demi-glace

>>21682627 (OP)
she's taking bigger dicks in her now

>all these crabs crying about one leaving the bucket
lmao

>>21682644
>You should be able to bang out a recipe in under 20 minutes in most cases.
Slow cooker takes at least...idk...3 hours?

>>21682644
I hate cooking 3 meals a day and having to clean up afterwards, so if I can just knock out lunch for the week all the better.

>>21682627 (OP)
>eating the same shit for SEVEN days
peak mental illness

>>21682627 (OP)
Nothing sadder than a mealprep cuck
>eating stale old food from plastic
Literally like buying prepacked convenience store food except you are the wagie who assembled it.
The entire reason to prepare your own food is so you can eat it fresh and don't need to eat from plastic.

As if cooking rice and throwing some chicken in a pan was this time consuming activity that you need to make food in bulk to save time.

>>21682743
Real women don't shave their arms, tranny

>>21682627 (OP)
>flipping off his own food
>too much rice
>probably a jarred sauce

>Gym
Wasting your time if you're not doing juicing. Notice that all your favorite influencers have juiced and are juicing.

>>21682627 (OP)
Who are you flipping off? Are you blaming us for your relationship ending badly?

>>21686814
I think he thinks he's flipping off his ex. He has poured all his rage and resentment into his food.
Usually, people put their love and care into food, but OP is on a different path.

>>21686373
Learn to cook, not make mommy recipes for the family.

>>21685683
It's 2025 and you're still whining about cartoon frogs and incels?

>>21682627 (OP)
What's with that mountain of rice?

>>21682627 (OP)
>Post breakup
stopped reading right there, faggot

>>21682743
latinx hands

>>21686933
Mom makes my favorite food you fart huffing retard.

>>21682627 (OP)
>drinking zero sugar soda
>while also eating rice and teriyaki meat
what's the point?

>>21682743
Hand fetish here, I can tell that this is 100% a biological female hand

>>21688124
200 calories is the point, fatass

>>21682627 (OP)
>eating the same shit every day
autism

>>21682743
GAY

>>21686795
If the food is good enough then that's 100% doable. OP's slop does not qualify, of course. Too much white rice that will dry out over the course of a week compared to the actual chicken. I don't know why people can't use their brains and put the saucy thing on top of the rice so it doesn't dry the fuck out if they know they will have it in storage for 7 days at a time.

>>21688405
>white rice that will dry out over the course of a week compared to the actual chicken
...just mix them together?
> I don't know why people can't use their brains and put the saucy thing on top of the rice
...

>>21682627 (OP)
Fag.

>>21688427
>mix them together after the rice has been drying out for a week by itself
Then you have dried out hard bits of rice sitting in your chicken. You use day-old rice for fried rice specifically because it dries out like that. If you put the chicken and sauce on top then it doesn't get hard, it's more pleasant, and the rice gets actually thoroughly flavored by the sauce. I spent a period of time meal prepping myself and this became quite obvious to me very quickly. It's wild to me that such basic shit needs to be explained to people on this board.

>>21682627 (OP)
I'm happy for you anon. But don't skip your veggies. The body needs micronutrients too.