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For your money, what is the optimal way to score a hotdog? For me, it's gotta be either a spiral or onion style (not listed)
Anonymous No.21686620 [Report] >>21686648
>>21686616 (OP)
>what is the optimal way to score a hotdog?
Its not optimal to score a dog. That takes more time.
Anonymous No.21686635 [Report] >>21686648
>>21686616 (OP)
>what is the optimal way to score a hotdog?
After the cart vendor hands one to you run off without paying.
Anonymous No.21686636 [Report] >>21686648 >>21688059
Butterflied
Anonymous No.21686648 [Report] >>21686741
>>21686620
>>21686635
You deserve everything bad that has happened to you in your life. FUCK YOU!
>>21686636
valid
Anonymous No.21686710 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
spiral is best to hold sauces and finely diced toppings.
Anonymous No.21686713 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
microwave
ketch must
Anonymous No.21686729 [Report] >>21686745
>>21686616 (OP)
butterflied gives a nicer amount of surface area for browning, and also holds a nice row of toppings, such as diced vidalia or red pepper relish
Anonymous No.21686741 [Report] >>21686750 >>21686752
>>21686648
You're the kind of guy to slice it and pan fry just to watch the center of each chunk bulge out, aren't you? Then you put it into some spaghettios and say "wa-la" when you eat aren't you?
Anonymous No.21686745 [Report]
>>21686729
squishes out when closed back up. I've tried it plenty
Anonymous No.21686750 [Report]
>>21686741
I have done that exact thing, yes.
Anonymous No.21686752 [Report] >>21689315
>>21686741
>You're the kind of guy to slice it and pan fry
I just said butterflied, didn't I?
Anonymous No.21686782 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
Boiled
Anonymous No.21686844 [Report] >>21686987
>>21686616 (OP)
Butterflied. Just like my girlfriend's penis.
Anonymous No.21686861 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
I prefer to slight my hotdogs
Anonymous No.21686871 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
cutting a hot dog opens lets all the juices and fat out, and ruins them.
Anonymous No.21686875 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
If you're not carving a replica of a renaissance painting into your hotdog with a scoring knife, you may as well just buy it from 7-11
Anonymous No.21686941 [Report]
five guys does it butterflied
I trust them
Anonymous No.21686953 [Report]
Reminder to report botted spam posts like >>21686942. They're flooding the board again right now.
They copy other posts from elsewhere to look like real posts so jannies don't think they're spam at a glance, but they do get banned if enough reports go through.
Anonymous No.21686973 [Report]
>>21686942
what
Anonymous No.21686987 [Report]
>>21686844
rip
Anonymous No.21686990 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
Grilling frankfurters is terrible practice. These smooth farce sausages with snappy casings are best gently poached in water so that they plump up and become juicy with a crisp snap. Grilling hot dogs dries them out and concentrates the salt, giving you a dry, limp, overly salty dreadful eating experience.
Anonymous No.21687268 [Report] >>21687316 >>21687323 >>21687343 >>21687619
>>21686616 (OP)
>Hotdog
Lips and asshole paste in an artificial skin.
Anonymous No.21687316 [Report]
>>21687268
i should call her
Anonymous No.21687323 [Report]
>>21687268
The heat of the asshole cooks like lips.
Anonymous No.21687343 [Report]
>>21687268
Don't be wasteful. The Indians would be disappointed.
Anonymous No.21687559 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
Hotdogs are best when boiled.
Anonymous No.21687619 [Report]
>>21687268
yum yum
Anonymous No.21687991 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
forever spiralized, literally like a machine and enjoying it
Anonymous No.21688004 [Report] >>21688784
>ruins the rest of your life
Anonymous No.21688059 [Report]
>>21686636
This. Anything else is pointless gay faggotry.
EVEN THE FUCKING CAPTCHA AGREES
Anonymous No.21688188 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
Eating hot dogs is like smoking cigarettes. I only do it while drunk
Anonymous No.21688219 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
Only reason to take a knife to a hot dog is to fit it onto a hamburger bun or slicing into rounds to fry up and mix with baked beans.
Anonymous No.21688784 [Report] >>21688855
>>21688004
>all the meat falls out in 1 bite
Nice recipe, Karen
Anonymous No.21688855 [Report] >>21689262
>>21688784
It should only take you one bite
Anonymous No.21689262 [Report] >>21689305
>>21688855
Not everyone gobbles up dicks for a living and has no gag reflex like you, susan.
Anonymous No.21689274 [Report]
OP, you like hot dogs don't you, you stupid fucking retard
Anonymous No.21689280 [Report]
simply grilled or butterflied
Anonymous No.21689305 [Report]
>>21689262
Did you see the dish in question? It's a circle. But I get it anon, you constantly have dicks on the brain so every post must be about dicks.
Anonymous No.21689314 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
what do you mean by meta?
Anonymous No.21689315 [Report]
>>21686752
>I just said butterflied, didn't I?
butterflied means its conjoined in the middle, I said slice, as in made meat coins you absolute cooklet!
Anonymous No.21689365 [Report]
>>21686616 (OP)
I've heard some Australian tribes do stuff like this.