Thread 21686616

For your money, what is the optimal way to score a hotdog? For me, it's gotta be either a spiral or onion style (not listed)

>>21686616 (OP)
>what is the optimal way to score a hotdog?
Its not optimal to score a dog. That takes more time.

>>21686616 (OP)
>what is the optimal way to score a hotdog?
After the cart vendor hands one to you run off without paying.

Butterflied

>>21686620
>>21686635
You deserve everything bad that has happened to you in your life. FUCK YOU!
>>21686636
valid

>>21686616 (OP)
spiral is best to hold sauces and finely diced toppings.

>>21686616 (OP)
microwave
ketch must

>>21686616 (OP)
butterflied gives a nicer amount of surface area for browning, and also holds a nice row of toppings, such as diced vidalia or red pepper relish

>>21686648
You're the kind of guy to slice it and pan fry just to watch the center of each chunk bulge out, aren't you? Then you put it into some spaghettios and say "wa-la" when you eat aren't you?

>>21686729
squishes out when closed back up. I've tried it plenty

>>21686741
I have done that exact thing, yes.

>>21686741
>You're the kind of guy to slice it and pan fry
I just said butterflied, didn't I?

>>21686616 (OP)
Boiled

>>21686616 (OP)
Butterflied. Just like my girlfriend's penis.

>>21686616 (OP)
I prefer to slight my hotdogs

>>21686616 (OP)
cutting a hot dog opens lets all the juices and fat out, and ruins them.

>>21686616 (OP)
If you're not carving a replica of a renaissance painting into your hotdog with a scoring knife, you may as well just buy it from 7-11

five guys does it butterflied
I trust them

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They copy other posts from elsewhere to look like real posts so jannies don't think they're spam at a glance, but they do get banned if enough reports go through.

>>21686942
what

>>21686844
rip

>>21686616 (OP)
Grilling frankfurters is terrible practice. These smooth farce sausages with snappy casings are best gently poached in water so that they plump up and become juicy with a crisp snap. Grilling hot dogs dries them out and concentrates the salt, giving you a dry, limp, overly salty dreadful eating experience.

>>21686616 (OP)
>Hotdog
Lips and asshole paste in an artificial skin.

>>21687268
i should call her

>>21687268
The heat of the asshole cooks like lips.

>>21687268
Don't be wasteful. The Indians would be disappointed.

>>21686616 (OP)
Hotdogs are best when boiled.

>>21687268
yum yum

>>21686616 (OP)
forever spiralized, literally like a machine and enjoying it

>>21686636
This. Anything else is pointless gay faggotry.
EVEN THE FUCKING CAPTCHA AGREES

>>21686616 (OP)
Eating hot dogs is like smoking cigarettes. I only do it while drunk

>>21686616 (OP)
Only reason to take a knife to a hot dog is to fit it onto a hamburger bun or slicing into rounds to fry up and mix with baked beans.

>>21688004
>all the meat falls out in 1 bite
Nice recipe, Karen

>>21688784
It should only take you one bite

>>21688855
Not everyone gobbles up dicks for a living and has no gag reflex like you, susan.

OP, you like hot dogs don't you, you stupid fucking retard

simply grilled or butterflied

>>21689262
Did you see the dish in question? It's a circle. But I get it anon, you constantly have dicks on the brain so every post must be about dicks.

>>21686616 (OP)
what do you mean by meta?

>>21686752
>I just said butterflied, didn't I?
butterflied means its conjoined in the middle, I said slice, as in made meat coins you absolute cooklet!

>>21686616 (OP)
I've heard some Australian tribes do stuff like this.