Thread 21687615

>>21687615 (OP)
Are those persimmons? What are they like?

>>21687618
delicious. The inside is very sweet and tender when ripe. but you can literally die from eating them.

>>21687621
>literally die

Wow, that's some serious death there. The literal kind.

I think I have those in my yard but they're in a neat red leaf shell.

Well, since OP provided no information I looked it up. It seems that these fruit contained a kind of chemical called a tannin (same thing which makes tea). However for these ones the tannin can become sticky and harden in the stomach making it difficult for you to shit. This is danger of eating unripened fruit. So that appears to be what thread was about, cheers.

What OP (a fag) fails to mention is that unripe persimmons are ungodly astringent, so the likelihood of you eating even a piece of one are practically ZERO.

>>21687658
thank you for clarifying that OP is a fag, I wouldn’t have known otherwise

>>21687626
It's dead serious

https://annas-archive.org/scidb/10.1001/archsurg.1957.01280140026005/

deep lore

>>21687780
The whole Reddit insult has become so Reddit-tier in and of itself.
Anons we're on 4chan. You can and should do better than leveraging Reddit to slam another anon.

>>21687849
You disappoint anon.

>>21687618
Like big fat retarded seedless plum.

>>21687861
It's not a nice comparison to your mother.

>>21687842
>>21687852

>>21687842
lurk moar redditbab

>>21687780
>>21687842
>>21687849
>>21687919
Pretty sure 90% of anons also use reddit

>it tastes really good
>but it kills you
so how would you know you fat fucking retard?

>>21689563
only 90%?

>>21687919
Bodied those redditors

>>21687615 (OP)
Why are they nightshades or something?

>>21689563
And 100% of Anons are retarded faggots. Coincidence?

Love these little fuckers

>>21687621
No you can't.

got into them when my nearest lidl started selling them as I loved the lack of a 'core' so you could just eat them whole
then one time I got one and there was the remains of some truly nefarious looking spider under the leaves (or wtv they are at the top you're expected to break off) from whatever shithole jungle country they had been imported from and that put me off them forever

>>21687842
Good bait, bravo

>>21690867
You're supposed to cut the top off with your knife ring

>>21690928
Some guy tries to assault you with this. Wat do?

>>21691073
the 'simmon blade
a handy tool
may cut a fruit
may cut a fool
but it pit 'gainst
the 'nana knife
and it will end
your fruity life

>>21687615 (OP)
I have died from eating these. AMA.

>>21687615 (OP)
Hasn't happened yet.
Are you on about tannins? Do you know what a dangerous dose of tannins tastes like? Anyone worth keeping around would instantly spit out a bite of fruit that is so bitter and astringent that it burns, unless they're eating this unripe fruit out of desperation.
Ripe Hachiyas are quite nice - sort of a honeyed vanilla with some buried essense of something like an alphonso mango.
If you're worried about it, buy fuyus instead.

>>21687618
I think they're fucking horrific. My old man loved'em. An almost caramelized incredibly sweet flavor with a very squishy, slick texture.

>>21691353
>An almost caramelized incredibly sweet flavor with a very squishy, slick texture
that sounds like hachiya persimmons, which are almost like jelly
fuyu persimmons are much better, they're firm when ripe, almost like an apple.

>>21690851
If you eat the one kind unripe, it can block your stomach up and you gotta go to the hospital

>>21691374
Fuyus are the superior persimmon. They're also not (as) astringent, and can be eaten less than ripe.

>>21690867
Spiders aren't nefarious, they're docile creatures and they're gonna crawl on a lot of produce you eat. Can't believe people are this grossed out by bugs and then eat plants that come from the literal ground like potatoes.

>>21691353
Oh okay, so you have autism and that's why you think dead bugs on the outside of fruit is gross enough to avoid eating something and think a sweet fruit is "horrific" because of your heckin' sensory issues. Like what the actual fuck, I wish I could throw you into a well grown meadow and watch you have a panic attack. I need to get off the internet.

>>21687621
You can only die after eating persimmons if you guzzle dairy all day. Adult humans aren't supposed to be eating dairy anyway.

>>21691439
It no better out there.

>>21691443
humans eat dairy, subhumans can't.

>>21691464
Don't chase your chocolate milk with coagulants, or you'll shit protein boulders.

>>21687842
4chan is reddit but for low iq rightoids

>>21687615 (OP)
Why did the jews gave them such a delicious orange color

*give

>>21691501
To tempt you.
As surely as truth becomes death, so too may the goyim become golem.

>>21687615 (OP)
huwite boi

>>21691493
Have you seen the reddit literature thread from maybe two or three years ago where they discuss the /lit/ recommended/must read infographic? They couldn't believe the MAGA chudsite had better and more diverse taste than they did.

>>21687640
>uncooked tannins bad
That's why I always broil my wine for a while after deep frying it...

>>21691794
There is different kinds of tannins. That is why I mention tea. Not all tea was boiled mutt.

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>>21691493
no it isnt because you cant frickin downvote here. go back retard

>>21691968
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>>21691439
They're sickly sweet to me, you fucking retard and you don't need to get off the interwebs, you need to smack yourself in the head with a ballpeen hammer.

>>21691374
Didn't even know there were different varieties, but from your description, they were hachiya. The texture was slick to the point where I couldn't stand them and I've had live octopus stick to the inside of my mouth, while chewing.