Thread 21687653

Greeks, always a bunch of weirdos, have this weird dessert that's simply a mastic flavored dollop of paste on a spoon, kept in cold water. You take it out now and then to lick it. They call it "ipovrichio", meaning submarine.

The Greeks fuck men and claim they aren’t gay.

Yeh I’ll take a pass on licking a Greek submarine, thx dawg

>>21687653 (OP)
sounds great idk why yall hating

>>21687654
Bottoms are women so anal sex is technically straight. "Gay" would be if you kiss. I'm not gay, I kiss women, and have sex with men.

>>21687816
hope you dont eat pussy. if you do I got bad news for you

>>21687822
Vaginas are too repulsive to put my face near. Tried it once and literally threw up in my mouth

>>21687653 (OP)
>mastic

You just made that up, dingus.

>>21687816
>I'm not gay, I kiss women, and have sex with men.

fucking men i different than fucking women. i'd like to fuck women like i want to kill them, but i dont want problems. i can fuck a man like i want to kill him and he wont tell anyone

>>21687653 (OP)
sounds radical

wtf is mastic

BRO u don't know what ur talking about this shit fucking slaps frfr ong if you're a texture chad on this delightful little treat allows you to perfectly calibrate the paste between that cool refreshing glass of water and your slutty wet mouth if you're a flavor chad worry not you can form variably-sized lacunae in the paste to convey any amount of water comfortably which, in conjunction with a variable tolerance for paste amount excised per trip, means each bite is exactly as intense or sublime as you damn well please. It's truly the thinking man's refreshment.

>>21688088
Tree resin

>>21688509
Is it worth buying some off Amazon to try out?

>>21688550
I think it's totally worth it
Has a kinda minty refreshing taste
Add a pinch wherever you can add vanilla and to any sweet yeast dough

>>21688550
idk the stuff I bought so far was pretty much flavorless.

just wait till you hear about egg plant spoon sweet

>>21688906
>egg plant spoon sweet
Man, you've just unlocked a memory of me eating it 20 years ago.
Need to be unripe immature eggplants, otherwise they end up tasting too vegetable-y.

>>21688989
every spoon sweet tastes the same because its the most unhealthy confectionery along turkish delights, and when they are made from vegetables they double the amount of sugar , greeks are delusional they think dark chocolate is healthy because pavlidis labeled it "chocolate of health", that the ungodly artificial mess that is sugar water with vanilla flavour is "tradition" and that spoon sweets are sugarless because they are """natural"""