Thread 21688239

McDonald's new 'tangy' and 'cool' Buffalo Ranch Sauce is Here!

Thoughts on it anon?

>>21688239 (OP)
buy an ad

>>21688241
For discussion?

I'm sick of buffalo sauce. it's in everything here in pennsylvania already. every restaurant has buffalo wing pizza and buffalo wing cheesesteaks.

cool? cool... cool... what does that mean "cool"? like some sort of peppermint?

>>21688247
Read this as buffalo wing cheesecakes.
I’m fat.

>>21688239 (OP)
It's soybean oil and sugar

>>21688265
cooling as in chinese medicine, will lower body temperature and invoke soothing yin energy

>>21688239 (OP)
wow, only $30 for a meal!

>>21688239 (OP)
Fuck you, shill. Buy an ad. Nothing is going to make mcds popular again. Your stocks are never going to increase in value again.
People are over it. They've BEEN over it. Food got too expensive while the quality went down. And the prices are not ever coming down again. They've made that clear. There's no value meal, there's no dollar menu. There's no $3 menu. You're not getting out of there for less than $10 anymore. Unless you install their spyware.

No. Fuck you.

>>21688243
And you. FUCK you.

>>21688239 (OP)
the best thing about mcdonalds is jerking off in the bathroom stalls.
i buy a 6 peice nugget with some spicy mstard and use the spicy mustard as lube and shove the chicken nuggets up my ass.

>>21688239 (OP)
Fuck all of that. Bring back the Buffalo Ranch McChicken.

>>21688239 (OP)
>CHIPS AHOY! Frappe

>>21688243
BUY. AN. AD.

>>21688239 (OP)
>Thoughts on it anon?
YEAH! stop making random meme shit. stop having a menu with a thousand items on it. get rid of everything on the menu that isn't a normal burger. stop with the whole dorito ranch volcano chips ahoy double decker 5 cheese lasagna milkshake macaroni and cheese super clown rap singer football player combo fart fest!

jesus christ on a stick you have more crap on your menu than a try hard failing diner. what's next are you going to start putting christmas lights up in the restaurants? have the employees stop everything, to dance and sing on the tables? stop catering to the mindless fucks that want whatever some rabid afrocentric idiot is shoving down their gullet for likes!

cock suckers.

>>21688239 (OP)
That frappé looks good

>>21688672
of course it does monkey boy. monkey like sugar! monkey want sugar. monkey want thing on pretty color box, monkey really like when girl monkey shake engorged pink junk in front of him and tell him to buy sugar goop!

>>21688683
Calm down nigger it's just coffee

>>21688686
no it's not it's a fucking sugar bomb full of extra caffeine to keep you hooked. I bet you would eat a big mac off a rotting corpse in the donbas.

>>21688689
Why specifically donbas?

>>21688697
there are a lot of rotting corpses there. you should go.

>>21688701
Do you think the russies would let me commit necrophilia?

>>21688271
I did the same exact thing, you ain't alone anon

holy heck a new soybean oil based sauce???? I HAVE TO TRY IT

>>21688239 (OP)
does a frappe have coffee in it, or is it just a milkshake?

>>21688392
t. All former slop addicts

>>21688612
what even keeps you hard enough to cum at mcds?
The floor is always caked with piss and trash to kill the mood

>>21688713
if it put you on the front line, they'd tell you whatever you want to hear.