Thread 21688287

Rate my burger. Post your burger.

>>21688287 (OP)
too much shit on it
too greasy
cheese overdone
hipster bun

probable taste rating 7/10
aestethic 5.5/10
handling 3/10

Burgers should be WIDE not high.

Fight me

>>21688287 (OP)
0/10, completely lacks the bite to make it a proper hamburger. just take it apart and put it in a plate like a grown white man an not a capeshit watching amerimutt retard. also, eat less, fat.

>>21688287 (OP)
tomato above lettuce, a cardinal sin. The burger shall be fed to the slaves & the creator sent to Hell wherest xer belongs.

Humburgher

Smashed it.
Not sure if I prefer them this way

>>21688396
Fuck off, you little prick.

>>21688463
Needs lettuce.

>>21688468
Yeah he is a real cunt

>>21688287 (OP)
>pretzel bun

>>21688396
ur dumb

>>21688287 (OP)
i think it looks great, dont listen to the weird losers

>>21688301
yum

>>21688484
Fuck you I cum inside your mother

>pretzel instead of plastic brioche
that alone makes it at least a 7.5 burger

>>21688352
I can't, because you speak the truth.

>>21688287 (OP)
One tomato slice not 2, and ditch the homosexual bun.

>>21688744
pretzel buns are so good, i wish they came gluten free because i have a gluten allergy. i really miss being able to eat them

It's too big, it's probably tasty but a real mess to eat.

>>21688757
If i was just dipping it into jalapeño cheese then sure, but not on a burger

>>21688762
Sprinkle some sesame seeds and that will look like a dang krabby patty

>>21688287 (OP)
looks fantastic, gouda, swiss, or white cheddar?
>>21688301
that looks perfect.
>>21688305
looks delicious, I know those are some crunchy ass pickles
>>21688455
hard to tell from the top, but the patty and bacon both look perfectly cooked, and those curly fries look great
>>21688463
those crispy patties and cheese look delicious
>>21688762
I thought the same thing as the other anon, that’s a krabby patty. looks delicious

here’s mine. I’m not great at taking food photos

>>21689889
>here’s mine. I’m not great at taking food photos
Looks delicious though, and great melt on the cheese.
>looks fantastic, gouda, swiss, or white cheddar?
Gruyere :^)

>>21688762
An exquisite burger. You should make more and post, you have a talent at it.

>>21689904
thanks anon :)
>Gruyere
ooh I bet that really complimented the pretzel buns

>>21689935
>ooh I bet that really complimented the pretzel buns
Yeah it was nice m8, you get the deeper savory tastes mixed with the sweetness of the bun.

>>21689889
disgusting
shit taste
get the fuck out

>>21690017
t. no burgers

>>21690017
>t.

>>21689889
>>21690017
Going to keep it 100% with you... I would kick your fucking ass for talking shit to someone who clearly put in effort and made their best version of a burger. Beyond that, not only did they post burger (which your cowardly ass didn't) but they were very nice to all of the other burger posters. Straight up lil dawg, I would be your worst fuckin' nightmare IRL.
If you EVER talk like this to me, or my anon friend, or my son, or my son's wife, or my wife's son, or my nephew's girlfriend, or the friend of my daughter's niece, or my uncle's dad, or the good friend of my stepdad's wife... I will fuck you up beyond belief lil dawg.

I had no kind of sauce so i made these guys with caramelized paprika onions and I think they came out great

I don't make burgers at home, but here's one I got from the McD's at O'Hare ast Christmas.

>>21689889
>>21689906
Thanks bros, I haven't made one in a while but next time I do I'll post it.

>>21690334
Are those buns homemade? They look interesting

>>21690334
How was the gay sex after dinner?

>>21691567
this American has never seen an actual bun.
Interesting.

>>21690118
These posts are why I still browse this board.
Faith in humanity = restored.

>>21691633
you would LOVE reddit

>>21691572
Gay i guess
>>21691567
No i got them from a bakery

>>21691647
Oh my sweet summer child. I have already owned a Reddit account for over 13 years and counting.

>>21691804
is that why you talk like a fag

>>21688762
ZE KOMPACT BURGER

>>21688291
Whats it need to be, gold plated? You absolute nigger