Thread 21693529

Yeah, can I get uuuhhhhhh a philly and some uuhh garlic frys and uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh do you guys have sprite?

>>21693529 (OP)
what a philly

PLEASE SPEAK UP

I found out that sprite was considered a black people drink when I was in my 30s

>>21693698
You're boring though, no personality.

>>21693529 (OP)
mmmm......no.

>>21693723
Yes, you're right

>>21693529 (OP)
sorry sir we're all out of sprite

We ran out of garlic

>>21693698
Grim

>>21693723
Are you brown by any chance? I mean brown like in turd colored? Or more liquid shit type of brown?

>>21693758
No, just a white person exceptionally bored about talking about melanin levels. It might be a foreign concept to someone of your low level IQ. It's fucking boring and I don't know why so many are obsessed with it.

>>21693535
>Animal carcass
Erm... No thanks

>>21693731
Well in that case, you got any glazed donuts?

>>21693529 (OP)
You ain't got fiestas?

>>21693793
Damn you really hate black people huh.

>>21693529 (OP)
hold on let him cook

I know a person is a moron when they place an order by saying "Can I get____"? It's most off putting when a well educated person with a high paying job places orders like a fifteen year old urban youth.

I always start my drive through orders with "uhhhhhhhh" even when I know exactly what I'm going to order.

>>21695023
Canigetta buncha extra napkins with that? Please.

>>21693535
>Cheez Wiz instead of Swiss or provolone

>there are people in this world who will never hit a fat CANIGETUHHHHHHH
lost souls

>>21695023
"Let me get" is even worse.

>>21695023
>>21695154
what so one say? if "can I get" and "let me get" are off the table?

I mean, these are things people typically say even when ordering in sit down restaurants

>>21695171
No, those are the things uncouth people say. "May I have ______"? is what people with manners say.

>>21695023
>100% of people who order anything at a drivethrough are morons
Agreed

>>21695185
There is no fucking way I am saying "May I have ___?" to a minimum wage earning teenager and/or nigger. They are beneath me. The correct thing to say is "Give me ___" or "I will have ___."

>>21693698
did it never strike you as odd that the only sprite commercials all involve apehoop players and all black families?

>>21695171
>what so one say?
my dear gentleman/lady, after perusing your menu I have come to the conclusion that I would prefer ____ for my meal this night

>>21695278
I don't think you actually go out much.

>>21695331
He doesn't and it's painfully obvious.

>>21695331
>>21695346
>samefagging this hard
aww did i hurt the wagie's feelings?

>>21693529 (OP)
>garlic frys

whats this sounds good

>>21693865
>carcass
It's meat, cheese, and bread, actually.

>>21695278
>I am constantly desperate to signal that minimum wage teenagers are beneath me
You really don't see how people interpret that, do you?

>>21695278
Caste system jeet mindset

Actual animals ITT
To order, you should simply say "I'd like a ____ please."

>>21695315
Not really. We didn't watch a whole lot of TV when I was growing up but I had seen the Cosby Show and The Jeffersons and there were black people on album covers and in magazines. So just black people being on TV didn't really register other than that they looked different and talked funny. The idea that a TV or print advertisement was supposed to be for one racial group and everyone else should ignore it would have sounded outlandish when I was a kid. It still sounds kind of crazy thinking back, now that we have targeted internet advertising. How's that supposed to work, all the whites close their eyes when a black family drinking sprite comes on TV? That sounds reasonable?

Maybe it's a generational thing, back then there were like 3 channels and 2 magazines that everyone watched/read, so everything had to be crammed together. If you didn't grow up with that it might be hard to put yourself in that frame of mind. When I first found out about the Subaru lesbian thing it blew my mind.

>>21695154
"I'm gonna do the..."
Drives me insane.

Buncha asocial zoomers in here. This always works for me, as a 40 year old girl dad with a beer belly.

>swagger into the establisment, make sure to take off some item of clothing like sunglasses or a hat
>do a lap around some tables, make eye contact with some patrons, try some small talk, crack a few jokes, remember, a smile goes a long way
>go up to the counter, never looking at the menu, give the girl a nice look up and down, then lean in real close and say suavely, how bout a number 5 with cheesy fries, cupcake? And give her a wink.
>she might be in highschool but this will make her rethink her chaste ways
>after she rings up the order and tells you the total make a joke about anything, the price, some menu item, or something random someone famous is doing, for example:
>oh man, 14.99!! I remember when it was one forty nine haha!
>man, I sure do miss their rib sticklers, you remember? Ahahaha that's gotta be before you were even a gleam in your daddies eye (wink)
>man, 14.99! I'd hate to be dating in this market, I bet even Travis Kelce has trouble taking Taylor out, haha! (wink)
>always add something to the end, gives you another shot at conversation, like, 'oh sorry honey, could I make that no pickles?'
>do another lap around the tables, you're having fun, everyone's having fun, by this time you could've made some friends or gotten some numbers
>when you order is ready, come up and be sure to inspect it right in front of the girl, forcing her to watch in anticipation, her mind trying to hide the thoughts that you've stirred inside her, squeezing her moist thighs together, sweating from hours of work, you can almost taste the smell more than anything else, wondering how well she washes her hands which handled your food, how often she scratches her sweaty ass or steamy crotch....
>make a final wisecrack to her right before you blow the joint, like
>alright sweetheart, guess I'll wrap this one up an take her home hehha (wink)
>if it wasnt for the wife, heh...

>>21695023
For me, it's "I would like..."

>>21695103
>the default, most common way is for le NIGG-A-DOODLE-DOOS! only my random way no one cares about is good!!!
Why are all ck threads like this?

>>21695891
"May I have ____" is more polite but "I'd like ____" is acceptable.

>>21696570
TOO BAD, WE DON'T HAVE THAT.

>>21696964
Oh, okay. Give me a few minutes to look at the menu then please.

>>21696957
I don't agree. "May I have?" indicates that they employees have a choice. They don't really. They just put out the orders.

>>21696957
>>21696974
>disputating about the grammar and etiquette of ordering a McChicken
Anon, fast food employees now get the majority of their orders from an app. You could literally just say "McChicken, hot" like you're ordering from a Star Trek replicator and get the same results (and hopefully soon, the unhygienic and unreliable human element will be removed entirely).

>>21696985
I mean that's fine but I don't have a cell phone. I don't care what they do, and if you do, I think it's gay.

>>21697002
Anon, it's 2025, if you support fast food at all then you're gay (and black). But "you do you", you zesty african qween, your order of 14 Spicy McChickens and a Diet Sprite is so stunning and brave.

>>21697046
wrong

>>21697056
What's that? Sorry, we couldn't understand you with that fat black cock in your mouth, you inbred white trash NPC.

>>21695315
that's literally every product for the past decade

You're all fucking crazy, you just say
>cheeseburger
>large fries
You don't preface it with any other bullshit.

>>21693529 (OP)
meow

>>21697046
>Helping black people is le bad
>>>/pol/

im waiting for my order, at the table in every fast food joint if they dont have waiters they should hire some

>>21697716
Why do they need help

>>21695891
>I would like
The drive thru is not the place for hypotheticals, Plato.

>>21697135
>back in le based trad days there were no minorities on TV
You're 12

>>21697953
if that were the case all he'd have ever seen are minorities on tv

>>21693698
Thats why I choose 7up
Double the flavor and zero of ebonics

>>21697716
They are beyond help and its wasting resources
We need to develop a pitbull thats racists and attacks anything with mixed ethnicities

>>21697966
Like I said, you're 12

>>21697976
I thought they were like coke vs pepsi growing up, the idea that one was supposed to be fruit flavored and the other something else never stood out to me

>>21697981
But there are some far more successful than you

>>21696541
what the hell is a "girl dad"?

>>21695278
>not ordering on the app so you don't even need to speak to the peasants
Just walk in grab your order off the shelf and leave

>>21698201
I refuse to use 'apps' and kiosk slop
Ipad babies love it though because they grew up on touchscreens

>>21693698
Same. When I was younger it was for old boomers. I always hated sprite but white boomers just loved it.
Same thing happened with Timberland boots. I always remember old rednecks wearing those things when walking around in the woods. Now suddenly it's every black guy ever needs to have "muh Timbs"

>>21693698
Wait until you find out that 7-up is a Chinese drink

>>21693698
I always hear black people claim it's healthier because it's clear. I don't know if they know dark sodas use colors to make themselves dark.

>>21698313
Yeah, sure you do. I'm sure you've heard that dozens of times. I'm sure you've been on the listen out for it for years. Haa how fucking gay