Thread 21694533

Scrambled eggs, toast, white truffle

>>21694533 (OP)
>>21694545
semen fancy

>>21694533 (OP)
Is that even brunch though?
I'd eat anyway

God, I fucking hate dogs and especially dog "people". You fucks have some sort of parasite.

>>21694595
Yes, literally every dog person. Either cum, or they "kiss" the shit eating, loud, violent, niggers of the animal world (letting it lick inside of their mouth).

>>21694613
only nonwhites (which includes white women) do that

>>21694613
>letting it lick inside of their mouth
theres a fine line between observation and voyeurism.

4chan is a dog website and has always been a dog website. Seethe.

>>21694533 (OP)
Cute dog. One of the best seethe farmers I have ever seen. Extremely well done.

>>21694622
trust the science

>>21694533 (OP)
When will you live stream your suicide due to extreme failure to launch Stewart?
Will you kill your emotional support shartfordshire shitbull too so you aren't alone in death?
Do you think your parents will be sad or relieved that your lifetime of failure is over?

>>21694710
>so you aren't alone in death?
the people who believed this (pyramid niggers) also believed they could take their lounge furniture with them.

>>21694533 (OP)
Man, I loved this place. Never got around to trying all their brunch items before they shut down for good.

>>21694775
Is that elephant destroying the castle or is it trying to erect a semi deflated jumping castle?
The imagery isn't clear.

>>21694533 (OP)
You watch black people run around on your tv. lol.

>>21694710
He doesnt need to launch. He was born launched. Brokies wont understand.

>>21694817
>He was born launched.
Nepotism invites weakness. Just look at the British aristocracy.

>>21694904
What makes you think with tech today Stewart will fail? This isnt the 1600s. You would be never say that dumb shit to Barron Trump. Ooo daddies money.

>>21694944
I guess we'll just see, won't we fuckface? Yeh we will mhmm.

>>21694951
Shut up boomer

>>21694533 (OP)
Is that a shock collar?

>>21694980
no, I'm not Hasan Piker. He is trained on the e-collar tho

>>21694944
He is in his mid 30s with a job at a coffee shop, emotional support animal, and literally lives in his mother's house.
He has already failed.

>>21694533 (OP)
nice place anon
are those macintosh amps on the left?

>>21694993
right I mean, silly me

>>21694995
>>21694993
yes, couldn't stand the shitty sound bar below the tv anymore

>>21694997
I hope you thanked your mother for it.

>>21695002
I did!

>>21694983
>e-collar
Quit fucking around. E-collars are shock collar with a friendly name. Shock collars were rebranded as e-collars to sound nicer. Please don't shock your dog, Stewart. Do you shock him to get him to pose for your pics?

>>21694990
He is early 20s

>>21695006
No, every fucjing stinky, loud, violent mutt (literal nygrs of the animal world) NEED to be shocked, train their shit behavior out of the vile beasts. But dog people are so full of parasites that they love the incessant barking, shitting in the house, barking anf whining for food which means you can never live in peace, they think everyone wants to see their mutts so they take them EVERYWHERE including stores and restaurants, and even constantly post them on a fucking COOKING board. Take that shit to /an/.

Shock. All. Mutts. Even better, ban pet dogs.

>>21695006
>Do you shock him to get him to pose for your pics?
No, every single dog on earth (unless actually trained) will sit there and watch you, while they lick their chops and make disgusting sounds.

>>21694557
>God, I fucking hate dogs and especially dog "people". You fucks have some sort of parasite.

>>21694990
He was born made. He made it.

>>21694983
>born a millionaire
>nepo baby
>likes ostentatious displays of wealth
>has assault dog
>shocks assault dog
>brown skin
You're an awful lot like him, Stewart.

>>21694990
Now tell us about your life, angry anonymous online shitposter

>>21695006
I wear the e-collar on my neck to test the setting before I put it on him. I don't think I've actually ever had to press vibrate on him in over a year, he's like a little soldier when he wears it so there's no need to press the button

>>21695019
Idek what that's supposed to be, but clearly it's an insult; that's all you fucks have: insults, bringing up other pets (usually cats), but NEVER will try to debate the points I make. This just reinforces the truth of dog "people" having rotted brains from dogs. Who in their right mind would keep 1 (even up to 8, which I've seen tons irl) of these things?

>>21695034
>born a millionaire
Thats basic middle class thing.

>>21694533 (OP)
I seriously hope you die a violent death faggot.

Sincerely,
Moot

>>21695061
This moot guy started an anime site. lol.

>>21695068
And yet you still post here. lol.

>>21695046
You shocked him into submission to the point where he's terrified to step out of line when he feels the metal prongs of the shock collar on his neck. That's a nice way to treat a pet.

>>21695073
he's fine wearing the e-collar, he wears it sometimes with his vest, he knows he's on the clock and working, he's not scared of wearing it whatsoever as he knows he'll get treats for following commands

>>21695073
A dog*
Every other pet is either really good, or just locked away, while dogs are a fucking menace and need to be banned. 40 billion/yr the dog training industry makes, yet 2% of dogs are any good. Just a foul creature, who eats its vomit and literal shit of every other living thing.

>>21695078
I seriously want to shoot you in the face and kill you.

>>21695082
Even though you're also a disgusting dogfag, I hope you really do take this faggot out. You're probably one of the only sensi le dog people out there.

>>21695082
shut up ruralfag

>>21695078
>he knows he's on the clock and working
That's kind of messed up. He's your support animal but you have to keep him under control with painful electric shocks while he's "working". Doesn't causing pain to your support dog bother you? He's your friend and support but you still shock him. That's fucked up.

>>21695050
>Idek what that's supposed to be, but clearly it's an insult; that's all you fucks have: insults, bringing up other pets (usually cats), but NEVER will try to debate the points I make. This just reinforces the truth of dog "people" having rotted brains from dogs. Who in their right mind would keep 1 (even up to 8, which I've seen tons irl) of these things?

>>21695106
it's not painful, it doesn't cause him physical pain whatsoever, i know because i put it on and test it.

>>21694965
You seem irrationally invested in anon’s future. Maybe you should focus on yourself?

>>21694548
I'm one of those mushrooms.

>>21694533 (OP)
can someone explain of intricacies of everyone being mad at op (stewart?) to me?

>>21696774
Every single time he posts, he makes sure to have his dog in the pic. It's fucking revolting, but a few times is OK. Every time? No. What if I'm fucking eating, as we all eat, even while on 4chan. Why don't I post literal buttholes? That'd be disgusting, right? The fucker should get a ban next time.

>>21696774
Smells like shit

>>21696774
No.

>>21694613
Being grossed out by kissing your dog is the most brown coded thing I've ever heard.

>>21696806
you just know

>>21696774
He's mean to his pupper.

>>21696806
Thank you for that. I've been looking for it. Have any more?

>>21694533 (OP)
Why do you enjoy showing off your dog begging for food?

>>21696894
Dogs suck as pets, I won't have another dog as a pet again (had them my whole 38 years, same with cats). But I do not treat them like shit. In fact, I have a job where I interact with dogs every single day, and their owners are tired, frazzled, screaming at the things to stfu, and unload their horror stories onto me, all whole I'm petting the foul beast. Then I have to say some gay shit like, "aww, no way, not this cutie. Besides, he's just being a little puppy! ^_^" and then they calm down and agree, or just dump kore dog trauma onto me.

Shitty dogs aside (which is literally 99% of dogs), their owners are the problem. So, this stuart FAGGOT is the problem, as all dog owners (sans 1%) are.

>>21696777
This is false. There’s literally another thread of mine on the catalog right now that doesn’t have the dog in it.

you either carb maxx or lard maxx
I don't make the fucking rules nigga

>>21697094
Liar. I checked.

>>21697113
>comprehensible chinese input
somebody's read krashen

>>21697117
yeah, it was not me, no clue what youre saying little dude

>>21694613
Lol, this faggot prefers kitty cats like a little girl.

>>21694533 (OP)
disgusting hell hole

>>21694633
Wow. Science is tied to dogs? And you don't like science? You have a brain problem. Perhaps it's time to get out of the house.

>>21697129
lol please don't use the word "tied" in this thread

>>21697129
you're barely coherent. I'ma take a guess and say it's because you know you're false, fake, and fucked.

>>21694533 (OP)
Niggerball watching, shitbull owning, soijak posting, useless embarrassment to New Zealand. Your food looks like something scraped off the bottom of a boat too.

>>21697489
Thanks for the bump!

>>21694533 (OP)
>brunch
what are you gay?
>shitbull
oh yeah he's gay

>>21697190
Kek.

>>21694557
Fuck off mohammed. Go set up your caliphate in your own shithole

>>21695050
It's your prophet mohammed pbuh (penis be upon him)

>>21699076
You are no different from liberals who love their niggers. All you have is insults because you can't defend your mutt who you let lick inside of your mouth.