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Anonymous No.21697861 [Report] >>21697863 >>21697871 >>21697875 >>21697909 >>21697934 >>21697951 >>21698090 >>21698111 >>21698116 >>21698228 >>21698371 >>21698529 >>21698547 >>21698563 >>21698574 >>21698579 >>21698663 >>21698676 >>21698715 >>21698716 >>21698816 >>21699657 >>21699713 >>21699956 >>21700483 >>21700690 >>21700886 >>21701184 >>21701201 >>21701339 >>21701591 >>21701619 >>21701698 >>21701701 >>21703007 >>21703060 >>21703659 >>21703674 >>21704121 >>21704139 >>21704915 >>21705303 >>21705330 >>21705582
>You can add only two items to dry noodles
What are they?
Anonymous No.21697863 [Report] >>21698244 >>21700569 >>21701137
>>21697861 (OP)
water and salt
Anonymous No.21697871 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
>you don't need to tell me what happened, but you have to slurp all the noodz
Anonymous No.21697875 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
a box and a price tag.
Anonymous No.21697877 [Report]
The Hope Diamond and a Rembrandt. I'll sell that shit and buy my own, actually good noodles. Fuck you.
Unless you mean pasta.
Then butter and parmigiano.
Anonymous No.21697909 [Report] >>21697924 >>21698541 >>21698575 >>21701668 >>21703669 >>21704096 >>21705263 >>21705585
>>21697861 (OP)
>tattoo on the bicep
Ruined
Anonymous No.21697924 [Report] >>21698541
>>21697909
actually it's on the tricep mister goofy cartoon poster
Anonymous No.21697934 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
Ramen noodles? Chili oil and scallions
Anonymous No.21697947 [Report]
Ragรบ bolognese, and grated parmigiano regano
Anonymous No.21697951 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
Peanut butter and soy sauce
Anonymous No.21698090 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
Would you "fuck" her?
Anonymous No.21698111 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
1. Women with big boobas
2. Gold bars by the kilo
Anonymous No.21698116 [Report] >>21698535 >>21700473
>>21697861 (OP)
she needs some cheese on those noodles
Anonymous No.21698228 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
>Tattoo
Whore.
Anonymous No.21698244 [Report]
>>21697863
Nasty bitch. 7/10, would plow with no kissing.
Anonymous No.21698371 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
her pussy juice and feet sweat
Anonymous No.21698374 [Report]
could've been a neat food & cooking thread if OP hadn't been a retard about choosing the picture
Anonymous No.21698529 [Report] >>21705446
>>21697861 (OP)
Meatballs and marinara
Anonymous No.21698535 [Report] >>21699658
>>21698116
I wonder how big the market is for parmigiano reggiano DOCG wheels with cute girl snail trails on the rind
Anonymous No.21698541 [Report] >>21704828
>>21697909
>>21697924
It's on the epidermis
Anonymous No.21698547 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
Creamy HIV positive nigger cum sauce from a big meaty black cock
Anonymous No.21698563 [Report] >>21698565 >>21698571
>>21697861 (OP)
Why are her feet so large in relation to her hands? What is this condition called?
Anonymous No.21698565 [Report] >>21698568
>>21698563
Photoshop
The girl posed, they stretched out her legs to make her hotter (forgetting to remove the tattoo so it was all for naught), and then added the ramen in shoop
Anonymous No.21698568 [Report]
>>21698565
I see it now. Thank you.
Anonymous No.21698571 [Report]
>>21698563
just an odd angle? your foot is supposed to be like 50% bigger than your hand
Anonymous No.21698574 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
spice packet
olive oil

how i make em anyway. korean style dry dorito noodle ftw epic style
Anonymous No.21698575 [Report] >>21698586 >>21698591 >>21701376
>>21697909
Like she'd care if you don't want her lmao. You'll never have a woman of any kind.
Anonymous No.21698579 [Report] >>21698667
>>21697861 (OP)
>know they arent gonna eat all that
Images like this make me seethe, imagine wasting all those noodles
Anonymous No.21698586 [Report]
>>21698575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-9aAatgcbc
Anonymous No.21698591 [Report] >>21698593 >>21701148
>>21698575
Shut the fuck up whore *slaps you* *starts Face fucking you and punching the back of your head*
Anonymous No.21698593 [Report] >>21698597 >>21698624 >>21701285
>>21698591
punching somoene's head when they have your cock in their mouth seems like a good way to get bit
Anonymous No.21698597 [Report] >>21698604
>>21698593
Some people might be into that
Anonymous No.21698604 [Report] >>21698621
>>21698597
not sure if anyone really wants the kind of jaw clenching bite that can happen when you get punched and maybe rip the skin
Anonymous No.21698621 [Report]
>>21698604
Humans are weirder than you think. Does the name Armin Meiwes mean anything to you?
Anonymous No.21698624 [Report] >>21701285 >>21701466
>>21698593
Fear of having my penis chomped is the primary reason I haven't pursued sex in over ten years
Anonymous No.21698663 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
sex
Anonymous No.21698667 [Report]
>>21698579
>gets mad over fried "noodle" product.
Lmao, ngmi. Instant Ramen is devoid of any nutrients, and is essentially flavoured cardboard string.
You should be happy they trashed it.
Anonymous No.21698674 [Report]
Cocaine and duct tape
Anonymous No.21698676 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
onion
garlic
Anonymous No.21698715 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
does pesto count as one item
Anonymous No.21698716 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
Cheese and bacon
Anonymous No.21698722 [Report] >>21698727
cheating mide is two of these
Anonymous No.21698727 [Report]
>>21698722
THESE
Anonymous No.21698816 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
ketchup and hotdogs
Anonymous No.21699657 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
Parmesan and butter.
Anonymous No.21699658 [Report] >>21699962
>>21698535
I'd buy some.
Anonymous No.21699701 [Report]
Anonymous No.21699713 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
Cheese and broc.

I'm based.
Anonymous No.21699745 [Report]
If its italian pasta, butter and garlic
if its a variety of asian noodle, chili oil and msg
Anonymous No.21699956 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
That woman and my penis
Anonymous No.21699962 [Report]
>>21699658
Imagine a factory where there's just a line of cheese wheels and the girl does the splits and ties one ankle by a rope and she's slowly dragged across all the wheels to leave a glistening trail.
Anonymous No.21700457 [Report]
Chilli and garlic duh
Anonymous No.21700473 [Report] >>21703666
>>21698116
This reminds me what is the dish called that had noodles stirred in a hollowed out parmesan wheel.
Anonymous No.21700483 [Report] >>21700521 >>21700622
>>21697861 (OP)
As others have said. She's already posted in the OP. Maybe some parmesan too.
Anonymous No.21700521 [Report] >>21700618
>>21700483
For the leg/knee area, is it only friction holding the rope in place? I would think lifting the 3 layers or her extending her legs out would be easy to remove them.
Anonymous No.21700569 [Report]
>>21697863
Need sauce. Who's is she too
Anonymous No.21700618 [Report] >>21700622
>>21700521
Anon I don't honk she's actually incapacitated.
Anonymous No.21700622 [Report]
>>21700618
>>21700483
Fun fact: these pictures are now illegal to have on your computer in the UK because they encourage violence against women. Bongistanis I hope you own thermite because the armed police are going to interview you under caution very soon and it won't be to check if you have a loicense for that
Anonymous No.21700690 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
Long Pig and cheese sauce.
Anonymous No.21700886 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
Anonymous No.21701137 [Report]
>>21697863
fpbp no other serious answer. possible loophole: salted butter as one ingredient
Anonymous No.21701148 [Report]
>>21698591
based nutjob
Anonymous No.21701184 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
A machine that lets me add however many ingredients I want
Anonymous No.21701201 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
her piss and sweat
Anonymous No.21701285 [Report]
>>21698593
>>21698624
Few years ago I remember there was a news story where some guy was driving his car and his girlfriend was giving him a hummer and another car sideswiped them and he got castrated instantly.
Anonymous No.21701339 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
oil
parmesan

minced meat
tomato(-sauce if that counts as one item)
Anonymous No.21701376 [Report]
>>21698575
hope she sees this sis
Anonymous No.21701466 [Report]
>>21698624
based, i just don't let them give me head. theyre all terrible at it anyway
Anonymous No.21701591 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
Anonymous No.21701619 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
butter and white truffles
Anonymous No.21701668 [Report] >>21703017 >>21703028
>>21697909
And yet you'll still always be a kissless virgin. Seriously what is with losers on here feeling the need to announce their unusual distaste for tats? Is that the new contrarian fad around here? Just irrationally hating random characteristics that they associate with their irl bullies? I bet you also seethe when someone mentions weed in a thread and you sperg out when you smell it in public. Hope some groid rolls you for being such a retarded prude. Fuck off.
Anonymous No.21701698 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
pesto and parmesan
Anonymous No.21701701 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
my dick
my semen
Anonymous No.21703007 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
im abstaining from porn this month and have now jerked it to this picture twice
Anonymous No.21703017 [Report] >>21703024
>>21701668
>gets a permanent marking on their body which they are 100% going to regret
>get mad that other people dislike it

wow whose fault was that
Anonymous No.21703024 [Report] >>21703033 >>21703172
>>21703017
>which they are 100% going to regret
i'm not even a big fan of tattoos but it's pretty obvious not everyone regrets getting them. i still don't understand the meltdowns over seeing someone with a tattoo either.
Anonymous No.21703028 [Report]
>>21701668
Kicked out of any stores lately?
Anonymous No.21703033 [Report] >>21703042 >>21703172
>>21703024
Someone posted a reaction image thumbnail and you sperged out with a wall of text, who had the meltie here hmm?
Anonymous No.21703042 [Report] >>21703172
>>21703033
>and you sperged out with a wall of text,
i didn't make that other post, dummy
Anonymous No.21703060 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
water for boiling, and lao gan ma as a topping.
Anonymous No.21703172 [Report] >>21703178
>>21703042
>>21703033
>>21703024

Ever since I learned that tattoos also cost literally hundreds, often thousands of dollars to get I feel absolutely zero remorse over mocking people that get them.

Double irony that people in extreme poverty almost always have multiple visible tattoos and say "i got that one when me brother killed himself" and its like ok, that cost you $200 though and you have six of them.
Anonymous No.21703178 [Report] >>21703189
>>21703172
>I'm justified in being a faggot because I'm also poor
okay
Anonymous No.21703189 [Report] >>21705320 >>21705323
>>21703178
I'm justified being poor when I don't make retarded financial decisions like tattoos and I don't bring up the fact I am poor as if it's part of my "identity", so fuck you.
Anonymous No.21703353 [Report] >>21703404 >>21703452
I reverse image searched her and unfortunately she is a whore.
Anonymous No.21703401 [Report] >>21703408 >>21703450
boiling water and the oiliest sardines.

I don't eat sardines, but I imagine that's potent enough to add flavor without salt, pepper, beef stock, vegetables, thyme, or sauce.
Anonymous No.21703404 [Report]
>>21703353
many such cases
Anonymous No.21703408 [Report]
>>21703401
One of the worst ideas of all time
Anonymous No.21703450 [Report]
>>21703401
Sardines are extremely fishy smelling, and not the good kind of fishy smell, they smell like the ocean, like a dry dock with that putrid stank smell.

But they are delicious so you don't really taste it, however if you incorporate them into steaming foods the ocean smell kind of plumes and it's fucking awful.

If you want to add anything to noodles, you add hotdogs, or kimchi, fucking love kimchi on ramen bros
Anonymous No.21703452 [Report] >>21703472
>>21703353
>this naked girl i saw online isn't pure and just for me...
Anonymous No.21703472 [Report]
>>21703452
It was only when I became older, with grey hairs appearing and the loss of my youthful outlook of life that women became interested in me.

This is all you need to know about women, they hate anything good.
Anonymous No.21703659 [Report] >>21703674
>>21697861 (OP)
shallots and garlic
Anonymous No.21703666 [Report]
>>21700473
>This reminds me what is the dish called that had noodles stirred in a hollowed out parmesan wheel.
I've had that, it's just cheesy pasta.
Literally no different to cacio e pepe and similar stuff, it's pure presentation.
Anonymous No.21703669 [Report] >>21703673 >>21703688 >>21705261
>>21697909
I will never understand you homos.
>Get attracted to attractive woman
>See one (1) small tattoo
>Boner killed, can never get hard again
Anonymous No.21703673 [Report] >>21704096
>>21703669
Men are visual thinkers, if a woman desecrates her body with ink, she has lessened her value.

Imagine gazing eyes upon your loved one only to find another male has marked her forever.

That's why people who have tattoos can only date other tattooed up people, their broken hearts find a way
Anonymous No.21703674 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
Olive oil and garlic.
>>21703659
Without oil? Feels like it'd not spread well without a fatty medium
Anonymous No.21703688 [Report] >>21703785
>>21703669
There's no logic behind it anon, it's just preference gained from growing up.
I have, since I can remember being interested in girls, had a strong aversion to piercings, tattoos and even large or attention grabbing earrings. God forbid nose rings or other shit like that.
I can't explain it, it's just that when I see a woman with tattoos at best I'll internally think "well that's a bit of a shame" and not care too much and at worst it'll make me not be attracted at all to the woman. It's a bit like seeing a hot woman smoke and thinking "actually nevermind". It doesn't make her any less good looking, but it kills my attraction.

In my case the issue is that I am and always have been a libtard, so a lot of women who are politically or ideologically aligned with me are into that entire bodymodding/tattoo/piercing stuff. Kinda got the short stick on that one, but it should illustrate that (in my case) it's not a "women are degenerate" or "she's not trad enough" or "her body my choice" thing for me, I just really don't like it on a visceral level I can't complain. I don't really mind brightly colored hair (in fact I think it can look quite pretty on some women), but the one libtard indicator that conservatives want you to believe is everywhere I don't actually see much in my daily life. Those fuckers lied to me.
It's not that I think they shouldn't be able to do it, or that I think degenerate, or that I think it's a sign of moral decay or whatever else the moral panic of the week is, I just don't personally like it and will be less attracted to these people.
With picrel it's small enough that I wouldn't mind, but I'd always feel like I'd prefer it not being there I suppose.
Anonymous No.21703717 [Report]
Very well, I *will* wank to Anna today. She's my second most favorite Ukrainian after all.
Anonymous No.21703785 [Report] >>21703803 >>21704099
>>21703688
Pretty much sums it up for me. It's like she's got open sores all over her ass or a bunch of weird bumps on her lips. And it's got nothing to do with the reasons they always think, somehow this is supposed to be about politics or virginity or wanting a trad wife which is fucking crazy to me. None of that makes sense. As far as I'm concerned purple hair is fine, undercuts are fine, her ex is black, fine, her favorite book is the SCUM Manifesto, fine, she thinks men should apologize for having a penis, hey we all have our kinks. Does not change my attraction one bit.

But if I ever *admit* I'm not attracted to tattoos, somehow that makes me a racist conservative evangelical christian who wants women to wear burqas and stay in the kitchen, which is so arbitrary it should be funny but it affects my life. I can be not into open sores or pus oozing out of a bunch of weird bumps on her tongue and I assume that's allowed, but if I have an aversion to weird marks all over her skin, which produces the same gut reaction in me, I might as well be driving a cyber truck and have an Andrew Tate fan club t shirt.

So it kind of leads to some frustration and repressed rage, and I take it out on 4chan because what else can I do. I've tried dating girls with tattoos thinking I can just "get over it" but it never works, the sense that I'm holding my nose never goes away.

I can't be the only person like this, but apparently it's EXTREMELY rare so that's my shitty luck I guess.
Anonymous No.21703803 [Report] >>21703907
>>21703785
>somehow that makes me a racist conservative evangelical christian who wants women to

I have been struggling with dealing with people with this kind of mentality for years now, you simply give your opinion that you don't like tattoos, and then literally they believe you want anybody who is a victim in society to suffer.

Fortunately, just yesterday, I had enough, and an understanding washed over me.

I am not alone, there is a world of millions, billions of rational people out there who actually aren't pieces of shit who turn everything on its head to make you feel like the problem.

I've never felt better.
Anonymous No.21703907 [Report] >>21704316
>>21703803
You should go outside. I don't mean that in the accusatory "hurr durr too online" manner, but rather in the sense that if we realize that reality is largely a construct, it's easy for it to get molded by the company we keep and the information we ingest. Online it's easy to see the world as a really fucked place, where everyone is somehow malicious and either evil or at least ignorant. But when you go outside, you realize that the world is still turning, the birds are still chirping, and people generally are still nice.
I'm the same in that I am online a lot (probably too much) and occasionally lose sight of things, I then force myself to some detox from that. Might be a hike, might be going to a bar with friends, might even just be sitting down in a cafe in the city center and having a cappuccino watching people walk by. It cleanses the soul.
Anonymous No.21704096 [Report]
>>21697909
>>21703673
>seething this hard that a woman can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery
>>>/pol/ stay on your containment board, Mordecai.
Anonymous No.21704099 [Report] >>21704312
>>21703785
>i dislike tattoos
>IT'S LIKE SHE HAS OPEN SORES AND PUS OOZING OUT OF HER TONGUE
idk these things seem to be a little different. and it also seems like you want to be a victim really badly.
Anonymous No.21704121 [Report] >>21704132
>>21697861 (OP)
>You can add only two items to dry noodles
Steak and steak, throw away the dry noodles.
Wtf happened to this thread?
Anonymous No.21704132 [Report]
>>21704121
>muh steak
you're not helping
Anonymous No.21704134 [Report]
hot water and sauce packet easy thread
Anonymous No.21704139 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
werewolf ball sweat
werewolf cum
Anonymous No.21704143 [Report]
Butter and this sauce.
Try it. Its amazing. Im salivating just remembering it.
Anonymous No.21704312 [Report] >>21704321
>>21704099
>it also seems like you want to be a victim really badly.

The irony being you sound like the most limp wristed pussy faggot in the world for saying this
Anonymous No.21704316 [Report] >>21704330
>>21703907
>might be going to a bar with friends

I'm really sorry that your internet addiction is your own fault, however I do not consume toxic media and therefore have no issues with being "online", if by that you mean using social media, which I don't do.

You should reach out to your friends if you have such a problem with me.
Anonymous No.21704321 [Report]
>>21704312
u mad
Anonymous No.21704330 [Report] >>21704382
>>21704316
I would recommend you to re-read that post you replied to, because you're misunderstanding it.
None of the points you brought up are relevant to it.
Anonymous No.21704382 [Report] >>21704410
>>21704330
No I very much don't have a problem with being online and you projected hard onto me.
Anonymous No.21704410 [Report] >>21704874
>>21704382
I'm genuinely sorry my post (in your perception) feels like an attack, I specifically tried to not do that by mentioning that I wasn't trying to be accusatory.
You specifically said:
>I have been struggling with dealing with people with this kind of mentality for years now
Unless you live in the most libtarded college campus of the US, a substantial portion of these people you are talking about have to be online.
I simply refuse to believe this is a common IRL issue you run into, unless you are being a sperg about it. "Hey anon what do you think about X's tattoos?" "I'm not a big fan of tattoos, but if she likes them, that's nice" "Okay.".
The whole concept of somewhere in that dialogue tree the term racist coming up is unfathomable to me.

I have no idea why you're reacting so strongly to this observation, even if I made a wrong assumption along the way. I have my thoughts, but I'll keep those to myself.
Anonymous No.21704828 [Report]
>>21698541
it's on the pachydermis
Anonymous No.21704874 [Report]
>>21704410
I am just depressed i gues
Anonymous No.21704915 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
butter and kraft parmasean powder
Anonymous No.21705261 [Report] >>21705322
>>21703669
It is a cope that if they reject her they don't have to feel the sting of rejection themselves because they know deep down she would never date them.
Anonymous No.21705263 [Report]
>>21697909
Damn I didn't know we had so many ugly doodle women on this board but you sure pissed them off enough to come out of the woodwork kek
Anonymous No.21705303 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
That girl and my dick
Anonymous No.21705320 [Report]
>>21703189
He's a poor
Anonymous No.21705322 [Report]
>>21705261
You can't seriously believe this
Anonymous No.21705323 [Report] >>21705336
>>21703189
lol poor
Anonymous No.21705330 [Report] >>21705332
>>21697861 (OP)
>so, how was the photo shoot today?
What would you say if you were her?
Anonymous No.21705332 [Report]
>>21705330
>pretty good. got paid 20k for it.
Anonymous No.21705336 [Report] >>21705339
>>21705323
Hey, enjoy paying taxes and working all your life, cuck.
Anonymous No.21705339 [Report] >>21705340 >>21705347
>>21705336
Enjoy mom kicking you out of her house when you turn 30
Anonymous No.21705340 [Report] >>21705347
>>21705339
She already did, enjoy dying when you're 80.
Anonymous No.21705347 [Report]
>>21705340
>>21705339
Nice rebuttal dickshit.
Anonymous No.21705446 [Report]
>>21698529
Best answer...
Anonymous No.21705582 [Report]
>>21697861 (OP)
>my countrymen die in the trenches while I get given all these noodles for free by the west.
Anonymous No.21705585 [Report]
>>21697909
>all the seething replies to this post
Lmao, based