Thread 21704276

This is insane.

>>21704276 (OP)
Just fucking sit there for 15 minutes, they can't stop you from ordering something else after the timer is up.

>>21704276 (OP)
Just pay with a different method for your second order. Use a different card.

>>21704276 (OP)
>>21704293
It's unironically over for you if you feel the need to do this.

>Use one freebie on the app
>Log in on the kiosk and use another one, there's no cooldown timer on those
Now no complaining when more people figure this out and they plug the hole.

>>21704293
Will it let you order in advance and use a deal? Like can you make an order in the morning to be ready at 1 pm, then fifteen minutes later make another order for 1pm, and so on? Then pick them all up at the same time.

>>21704299
I have like 80 free food items left, I'm going to get free shit until I can't.

>>21704293
>>21704300
Humiliation ritual

>>21704300
>use app
>log in

I remember when people bought burgers at McDonald's

>>21704276 (OP)
>I can't abuse this deal I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE AAAAAAHHHH
Honestly, abuse it. It's a fucking corporation, try to abuse it

>>21704293
My friend got 6 months in county for this asshole

Why are you still hungry after one meal?

>>21704300
got away with 3 kiosk freebies today in less than 5 min, without making everyone too mad, i think

>>21704276 (OP)
These places demand you dance like a monkey on their data-scraping apps just for the ghosts of their former prices, presuming you have the memory of a goldfish. That insult alone is enough reason to tell them to shove it and stop giving them your money.

>>21704276 (OP)
why are you eating styrofoam?

>>21704276 (OP)
what makes it bad is that you don't get to pick which deal you get. if you order two things off the value menu, that applies a deal where you only save like $2. they have a 20% off entire order deal but you can't use it because the bullshit deal is already applied.
i'm done with mcdonald's, they're all full of niggers who take fucking forever anyway

obligatory

>>21704544
Chad doesnt have to be clever with getting food, he just punched the wagies directly in the face, instantly shattering their skull so he can collect burgers for his harem.

>>21704295
we don't have time for rational solutions

Can somebody explain the kiosk thing to me? Are mcfatties just getting infinite free food or something?

>21704544
checked and kekkd

>>21704679
its just for getting around the 15 minute cooldown on the rewards/deals tab. also monopoly slop
login to the kiosk with the 4 digit code on your app and it doesnt apply the 15m cooldown to your account, but you can use all the rewards and deals from your account

>>21704544
If she was cool with McDonald's then she has no standards, at that point she's just too stupid to get a good deal on her garbage. Alternatively the guy might have been stupid and awkward about it.

>>21704691
He probably autistically suggested McDonalds hoping to impress her with his nerdy computer skills. Tragic because she was into him enough to look past a cheap first date and he still fumbled. What a loser.

>>21704456
I am American

>>21704702
why did you save my picture anon

local maccas put up these signs everywhere
they don't want you getting free food

>>21704276 (OP)
>he doesn't emulate a bunch of different apps to snag those deelz

>>21704774
>downloaded the thumbnail award

>>21704759
what are the prizes even like in australia? I thought the monopoly promotions have always been an american thing

>>21704774
>he doesn't check the thread before posting

>>21704544
I'd date him, he seems based

>>21705278
I'd date you. You have good taste in men.

>>21704424
redditors deserve worse

>>21704579
based cartoonist lover

>>21704276 (OP)
>>21704293
>>21704295
All of you are pitiful specimens. Jesus fucking christ. Only on an anonymous board would you be so shameless and open about your absolute inability to even order a reasonable amount of junk food at one time from your corporate obesity pusher.

It's bad enough that anyone ever eats there but you mcds junkies are pathetic on a completely different level. Got their spyware installed and you know all the angles to almost pay what you did five years ago.
If you have no pride and you juggle emails and credit cards you can just swing yourself enough savings to pig out on mcdees like it's 2015 again.
You're like a drug addict who starts dealing on the side to get cheaper dope for himself. It's really sick the extents you're going to in order to stuff your gullets with that chemical sludge as often and affordably as you can.

Absolutely vile people in your current state. I hope you can get an intervention, detoxed, and started on a whole foods diet while in recovery.
Seriously, this should be treated like what it is, preventive measures. You'll get diabetes and lose a foot like some junkie would O.D. without some help.

>>21704697
First impressions are everything. So while he should have taken her to a proper place, maybe Mcdonalds at their current prices is kind of a flex nowadays. But not when you do some Extreme Cheapskates type embarrassing shit.
I'm sure he thought it would come off as cool that he was scamming the system or something but girls don't think that way. They just see a guy who can't provide.
Same thing happens in Look Who's Talking. Travolta is a cabby who hustles free lunch and long distance calls and doesn't give a fuck. The woman likes him at first but then thinking about it later she envisions a life and family with him where he's coming home with dented cans from dumpsters and everything's all trashy.
Seems like the girl on the text there got home and in hit her that the guy trying to impress her went out of his way to not spend money on her, and did it publicly. Who the fuck advised that dude on dating??

Mcfat golem should just all be killed. I'm sick of them being fat, retarded, and voting for Israel.

>>21704276 (OP)
all this because of that nuggy scammer who got broken up with cuz he scammed too many nuggies

I used to order individual things off the dollar menu at wendy's and redeem my mini frosty keychain each time
most of the time the employees didn't care but one manager tried to stop me and said it's once per visit
I walked outside and then came back in and said if this was a different visit now or if I had to get in my car and drive around a bit like I'm waiting for an MMO boss to spawn
he eventually caved and gave me my mini frosty again