Thread 21704441

You can get one, just one, slice of pizza from a pizzeria for free. The only stipulation is that it must have one topping in addition to cheese. Sauce is not considered a topping, and neither is pepperoni.

What do you get?

>>21704441 (OP)
Pineapple.

>>21704443
ew

>>21704444
Filtered, shove your quads up your ass and hobble away on your knees. This is my thread now.
Post the best pairings for pineapple on pizza ITT.

>>21704450
you’re pathetic

>>21704451
And you're a tastelet. Shoo, you're stinking up my thread.

>>21704443
found the gay

Cream of sumyunggal

>>21704450
pineapple + you kys

Sausage
I can get a whole pizza for 6 dollars though

>>21704450
You got real defensive after anon scored those quads shitting on your pizza topping I see.

>>21704443
Revolting

>/ck/ is full of tastelets
Color me shocked. You can have your garbage heap thread back, its shit just like its maker.
Peace.

>>21704479
gottem

>>21704479
Pineapple isn't even a proper filter for taste, anchovies are. You can get pineapple pizza anywhere and have it be the same general quality, but shitty pizza chains will pile heaps of ultra-salty anchovies on any pizza with that order to get rid of the can and fuck up the balance. It is only after making pizza yourself or going to a respectable place that you can get a good experience with them, which is why it's the one true pleb filter.
So sit the fuck down and take notes, retard.

Anchovies

Pepperoni and olives.

red chilli

anchovies

capicola

>1 topping
>pepperoni doesn’t count
I’ll do a pepperoni and Italian sausage then

>>21704441 (OP)
pepperoni, mushrooms, and onions.

drizzle of ranch

>high-tier
bacon
provolone
mushrooms
black olive
>mid tier
sausage
onions
any pepper (bell/jalapeno/banana)
>low-tier
anchovies
pineapple
chicken
tomatoes
ground beef

>>21704563
I like the autistic breakdown of meats, peppers, etc, but when it comes to mushrooms it's just "mushrooms"

Garlic

>>21704568
Shut it, get back to work.

>>21704568
Places only use white button mushrooms around here

>>21704568
No. Papa John's uses baby portabella mushrooms. I remember the looping ad in the hold music that told me, over and over, "we call them Baby PapaBellas".

>>21704592
Button mushrooms and portobello mushrooms are the same species, at different stages of development.

You had to know this.

>>21704441 (OP)
steak and potatoes, on rye with mayo and rubber chicken.

>>21704443
my man

mushrooms, but i want to see the slice first
if you cut em too thin and they got all dry in the oven, i pass
they must be thick and covered in grease

also if you're one of those shitty pizza shops that doesn't use enough cheese, i leave a 1 star review saying your shop gave me food poisoning and go somewhere else

>>21704600
love a good shroom slice

if you order something crazy like pineapple, i'll kill you

>>21704594
Nta but I didn't know this. So, anon, ty.

>>21704592
you've made this exact same post about mushrooms and hold music 4 times now, and somehow i have witnessed all of them

>>21704628
It's a strong memory from college because I had to hear "... fresh baby portabella mushrooms. We call them Baby PapaBellas" over and over and over and over and over and over as I waited on hold. So now you get to experience something like that too.

>>21704441 (OP)
I'll take diamonds as my topping. Round-cut and at least three carat please.

>>21704604
Looks better than average. I hate dried out mushrooms but those look okay.

breastmilk

>>21704450
pepperoni pineapple bacon jalapeno and diced tomato, extra sauce, cajun seasoned crust, well done, detroit style or deep dish (not chicago) when possible

>>21704441 (OP)
pepperoni is a topping, dipshit

>>21704441 (OP)
Anchovy!

>>21704993
It evolved, grew stronger. It's now default

>>21704441 (OP)
Extra cheese.

>>21704443
Based

>>21704443
Fpbp, /thread, etc.

>>21704441 (OP)
First choice would be capicola (if they have it), second bacon, third either onions or jalapenos.

>>21704563
i had anchovies once when visiting finland as a kid because we couldnt read the list of ingredients. worst pizza experience of my entire life

>>21704441 (OP)
leave off the pepperoni. get it with sausage and mushrooms. extra cheese if that doesnt count as a third topping