Thread 21704801

pizza night

i’m hard af let’s go

>>21704801 (OP)
spicy sausage, only way to go

Nice gray sweats ;)

>>21704801 (OP)
No, do not continue in this fashion, OP.

You need to get past this rotated photo shit. We're not going to watch a whole thread of pics tilted 90 degrees left.

>>21704806
I said NO.
You aren't really going to keep posting sideways photos, are you? Do you even see what you're doing?
STOP. Now.
Upload them to a computer and then post them. Don't be a fucking retard. No matter how good your cooking and pics are no one is going to stand for this.

>>21704801 (OP)
Getting way ahead of yourself. Haven't even started making the dough and you've got shredded cheese sitting out already?? wtf
first time?

>>21704811
He bought the dough. It's in the plastic bag that says Pizza Dough on the plate next to the corn meal.

>>21704816
Weak. So all that is out just for a handful to dust the pan later?
At least he's fixing the image issue.

>>21704806
1/2 dough rolled out

>>21704829
we have a visitor

>>21704829
>>21704835
Hey, thanks OP. I was 95% expecting you to be a stubborn dick because you got called out but you fixed the issue.
I'm surprised and impressed. I will stay to watch your thread now.

>>21704835
your cat is a dickhead but cute nonetheless. I still don't forgive you for using canned mushrooms, it takes literal seconds to clean and slice them.

>>21704835
ready for the fire

>>21704845
normally i would agree, these are at least marinated mushrooms tho

>stop n shop
Hello fellow New Englander.
Two things. Why the hell would you use canned mushrooms? Fresh mushroooms are very cheap and only take a few minutes to prep. Canned booms are gross. Second, why do you have a comically large pizza paddle? That's for commercial use not for a home cook.

>>21704868
contrary to liberal narrative, size does matter. anyway, onto the stones

>>21704840
Legitimately how do I fix this issue when I make cook along threads? I'm retarded and don't know how to rotate pics on my phone. I don't know how to make cook along threads without phonefagging, either

>>21704885
Get a PC or tablet.

>>21704885
crop the pic slightly

>>21704873
bueno

>>21704885
Turn on auto rotate when you take pictures

why is everyone on this website so bad at pizzas

Sweet and spicy bbq, Pear, red onion, jalepeno, mozz, cheddar jack and parm on top of a par-baked cheese

>>21704904
i'd suck you're dick for a slice of that bro

>>21704905
Yucky. It's raw.
>pear
on a 'za? Miss me with that shit.

>>21704905
Scallions and a drizzle of authentic maple syrup on top. Also a box that I use to let it sit in the turned off hot oven for an hour or so to get the real effect.

>>21704926
>>21704930
Shit, forgot pic.
Don't knock it 'till you try it.

>>21704904
literal grease puddle, get the fuck off my board lmao

>>21704941
it has less grease than the other things posted in this thread you retard, even then, are you not aware with not salamis and similar food function? gb2/a/

>>21704933
is literally wet with slop and grease

>>21704948
>it has less grease-ACK!
go take your heartburn meds amerimutt

i think im gonna try making pizza in my cast iron pan

>>21704885
I don't know. I gave up looking for a solution. I have an iphone and a samsung and they both take enormous photos and I can't change that. I have a resizer app that fixes the rotation but I still cannot even edit the filename.
I just email myself all the pics when I'm done and download them to my hard drive and then can rename them and look at them and crop or edit as I need before posting.
I swear ten years ago you could just set the phone camera to take medium sized pics and you could rename them and post them with no problems.
Somehow with all the "advancements" in technology, things have gotten more complex instead of simpler. My first smartphone came with all the widget shit installed already and I could customize the fonts and everything without fucking apps. It came with Solitaire already on it. And it was better in every way. Maybe not 150 megapixels or something else no one really needs in a phone, but it served my needs far better than these new ones.

>>21704941
The irony of posting that weeb faggotry while telling someone else they suck and should leave "your" board.
Eat shit, pederast.

>>21704801 (OP)
>pizza
>AP flour
i hate you so much i want to hurt you.

>>21705074
>still complaining about anime on an anime website in the year of our lord 2025
kill yourself

>>21705074
>pederast
I think the fact you know more than one word for "pedophile" says a lot about (you)

>>21704835
You gave him little a hot Italian sausage, as a treat. Right?

>>21704873
I see you used the DIY tile deck hack. How's it been working for you?

>>21704900
Looks pretty good, how's the undercarriage?
Also the edges of the crust look a little dry. Next time brush the outside parts that will never touch sauce with some olive oil or the rendered fat from any cooked pepperoni/sausage you have like in >>21704806 which will promote more complete browning and add flavor.

>>21704941
>no personality
So ironic when a weeb says that

>>21704810
Malding

>>21704847
Nice chair.

>>21705069
>an iphone and a samsung
Which ones? Mention exact models.

>>21705450
>appeal to authority

>>21704835
very cute cat
>>21704900
perfectly cooked, nice job, unlike the other retards who can't cook theirs long enough

>>21705458
Wow, it's funny that you'd even try to defend against that one. The owner says no and that still doesn't faze you. lol
Believe whatever you want. You know how everyone feels about your presence here. You have more than enough ample room to do your little cartoon business in other neighborhoods. If you must shoehorn it in here, try to have prominent cute little cartoon pizza slices in the 5 year old's mittens or something.

>>21705471
>retarded rambling

>>21705461
Someone will be by to tell him he "broke the cheese", but I like the cheese and crust dark myself. It's like those extra toasty Cheez-It crackers really. Just a little better than the regular thing.

>>21705474
Are you that caterer who can't cook?

>>21705478
Yes. I've been not cooking a lot lately.

>>21705478
You're the troll who can't even attempt. Still waiting to see you make anything at all.

>>21704885
take a screenshot of your picture. 4chan deletes metadata like rotation

>>21705484
I'm not that anon, no.