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>>21707947 (OP)
Fuck you for starting off with that one. You fucking suck.

Why doesn't she show up the end result?

>>21708000
I'd suck him off if he kept cooking up this shit for me.
Actually I'd probably even suck him off for the same reason

>>21708000
>brine overnight
doordash confirmed as superior

>>21708036
I mean I can see how stabbing the peas at least remotely makes sense, but this is really fucking retarded.
Is this a skit show or something?

>>21708043
woah she ugly

>>21708029
Geez if only I had a tool made for opening cans.

>>21708047
Congrats on entirely missing the point you fucking retard

>>21708006
Mmmm the taste of plastic

>>21708036
Spoon -> fork -> chopsticks -> hands ->upside down fork

>>21708045
Why is it no one bats an eye at this but if she had a tattoo and I said I didn't like it the (You)s would flow like so much menstrual blood

>>21707947 (OP)
Whats wrong with that retarded bitch

>>21708061
He posted it 8 minutes ago on a slow board, fuck off back to >>>/v/ or be patient

>>21708058
You could learn to use cutlery though

>>21708065
A bag full of trash.

>>21708051
You do realize that the guy in the video used a can opener make those triangular holes, right?
Your post so stupid must have been bait so means I entirely missed the point and am a fucking retard.

>>21708092
Congrats on entirely missing the point and then doubling down on your retardation you absolute fucking retard.

>>21708092
>>21708096
Based retards

>>21708045
>>21708065
and just like clockwork, the incel rage shows up. anons try to be a better person. go to church today.

>>21708096
First, nta whose post you replied to.
Second, you are that anon whose post I replied to and JFC you are stupid.
Third, you're going to respond to this post and triple down on your retardation. Almost guaranteed.

>>21708111
whoops wrong you >>21708082

>>21708111
Church sucks :p

>>21708116
>n-no u!
Stay classy, samefagging retard

>>21708139
Score! Tripled down.

>>21708139
>>21708146
Based retards still being retarded

>>21708146
>keeps no u-ing despite getting btfo the entire time
Amazing actually.

Hey everyone knows you both are pants on head retarded so shut the fuck up and clean those puddles of drool before you vacate the premises

>>21708025
no olio saccharum
ngmi

>>21708065
That cake looked dry as fuck and the tofu looked disgusting

>>21708036
Damn, that guy missed an opportunity to turn his fingers the other way around and push the rice onto them.

>>21708157
they might be has-no-pants-available retarded

>>21708179
That is because they are confusing them with hats -____-

>>21708181
what i'm saying is they're so retarded they dont have / arent allowed near pants -____-

>>21708183
How retarded...

>>21708065
not bad
alright, let's get this out onto a tray

>>21708063
I haven't fixed her yet

>>21708191
possibly, but at least i am allowed to have pants and i wear them the proper way, and that's the important part :7
pic related

>>21707947 (OP)
I can fix her

>>21708111
I'm going to get drunk instead

>>21708036
I wonder what would happen if I started eating rice with just a spoon both elbows on the table in one of those refined ,high etiquette restaurants ? What would someone point that out ? would a waiter discreetly tell me to eat in a proper manner ?

>>21707947 (OP)
I can fix her, but don't wanna

>>21708271
>i can but dont want
Contradicting mfer

>>21708006
Is that string cheese?

>>21708065
That's a lunch you don't want to show off

>>21708118
Why not just mix the meatloaf all together in the bowl before putting it into the cabbage?

>>21707947 (OP)
can i stick a sausage in her to see if it becomes pepperoni. get me the condom.

>>21708343
a lot of cooking videos these days are just trying to be entertaining rather than useful

>>21707947 (OP)
I was so focused on the cursed cooking, it took me to the literal minute mark to notice the bugs.

>>21708214
hope this creature dies screaming

>>21708061
Quit your whining.

>>21708142
that's just a good looking recipe right there.

>>21708047
He wants to keep both the top and the bottom intact to use the can as a makeshift stove.

>>21708259
You'll get shot don't do it

>>21708065
>four snacks and lunch
How long are this chick’s shifts wtf

>>21708343
Look at their wrists, anon, and you’ll get your answer

>>21708065
where the hell does she work, the mirror factory?

>>21708000
god i want to fuck that bread

>>21708314
Probably that awful fish cake sausage

>>21707947 (OP)
Like a female asmongold. Quite concerning so many live like this.

>>21708568
Fat, therefore lazy?

>>21707947 (OP)
I would let her spit that slop into my mouth then do things with her that would make Sheiks in Dubai blush

>>21708701
If you fight security you can get into one of the vats on the Coors tour in Boulder

>>21708000
>honey I'm hungry wanna order something
>no we're brining chicken overnight you'll have to starve

>>21708709
thanks I'll repost it on /fph/ it's been a long time

>>21708065
>Carbs
>Carbs
>Half eaten carbs
>Sugar water
>Soy cubes

She'll be 400 lbs within ten years.

>>21708043
no tattoo

>>21708054
>>21708065
>>21708118
>>21708701
tattoo, yuck

>>21708061
(You)

>>21708006
Are ching chong handwarmers just repackaged MRE heating packs? That doesn't sound very hand friendly

>>21708747
Seen this before. That is some nasty hazing shit. Hope he went to a better home than that one soon after.

>>21708214
we really are living in the worst timeline. theres a whole top 10 company whose sole source of revenue is people making bad and retarded fake videos on there for other people to record themselves watching all so some retards stay entertained for 30 seconds

>>21707947 (OP)
nice german roaches

>>21708000
that soulless look lol.

>>21708843
to me that sounds gay

>>21708118
electric pepper mills are so soulless

>>21708723
gave me a tummy ache from laughing

>>21708701
I got one of these in Strasbourg. It was just my girlfriend and I so we ended up fucking in it after drinking beer for 40 minutes.

>>21708718
Sounds like me whenever someone tries to take me to koraen bbq

>>21708843
this is stupid. there's a reason we don't eat ash and it's because it tastes fucking terrible

>>21707947 (OP)
Is this the female version of that guy who used to cook steak on his toilet? Think his name was masoki or something

>>21708006
yuck i can't tolerate that spicy goo shit and she put that plus an asshole ruining amount of spicy other shit, wtf is wrong with koreans? Did my grandpa burn their taste buds off in the war?

>>21708755
was it even any good? it looks like it'd be overpriced and/or just bad tasting

>>21707947 (OP)
roaches

>>21708065
stockholm syndrome.

>>21708314
It's tteok, a type of rice cake. Very good, especially when you fry them.

>>21708111
>incel
I have a girlfriend and she isn't that ugly

>>21709211
pretty much spot on

>>21708000
am i retarded? what's the bread made of?

>>21708047
You use the tool to make a stove

>>21709250
>>>reddit.com

>>21709432
nope >>>/pol/

>>21708709
>women trying to destroy scales
reminds me of this post

>>21709452
..what?

>>21709486
you know

>>21709486
I said you're a fag

>>21709486
>He lacks knowledge

>>21708734
I love how even for a professional video shoot the operators couldn't be bothered to delay the PLS on the sauce dispenser by 15 millimeters

>>21708065
>what my filipino husband
stopped watching there, dumb attention whore

>>21708992
I believe you

>>21708006
Are these the same annoying bitches from the Texas Roadhouse challenge video?

>>21708076
me on the left

>>21708065
Strange that her Filipino can pack her that huge lunch but can't buy her a wedding ring.

>>21709690
i think so

>>21708200
Nice!

>>21709211
Any time they say shit like this, just remind them tithes are literally collected by the German government to be paid to churches.

>>21708065
I reached the point were I enjoy plain rice on its own