Thread 21709416

I'll never observe christmas again

>>21709416 (OP)
It was butter, cheese, and caramel, right? Caramel was always the one left over

>>21709437
Caramel is too heavy

>>21709437
>>21709443
Wut? In my family, caramel is always the first to go. No one wants that neon cheese crap

>>21709425
Why? What happened?

>>21709443
You're too gay

>>21709555
wasted trips

>>21709556
I won't regale you with the details, but what happened is that I rightfully estranged myself from my family of origin. I will probably never marry either, and so the getting together of the holiday season is forever lost to me. I appreciate your asking.

>>21709416 (OP)
So good

>>21709416 (OP)
When I was a kid (1980's) those tins used to be closer to 5 gallons. Seeing them shrink year after year is very depressing.

>>21709416 (OP)
Big ol' Meh from me, pops.

>>21710507
Nobody asked you little weenie

>>21710497
Should I just assume we all had that Christmas Story popcorn tin at one point in our lives?

>>21710497

>The yellow popcorn is contaminated with a red one
Demand a refund

>>21710523
My parents' other son used to pull the divider out and mix them all together on purpose.

>>21709416 (OP)
For me, its Royal Dansk Danish butter cookies.
Whats your favorite one? For me its the pretzel.

NIGGER CORNBALL

>>21710541
>other son

You mean your brother?

>>21709568
Why? Because they called you on being a brainwashed schizo? Do you consider yourself a "pureblood" and your whole family NPCs who still trust their doctors and the media?
Classic incel isolation story. Yeah, don't bother with the details, we already know them. And you seem to accept that you're a genetic dead end.
Sad as fuck, dude.
Merry Christmas! Smoke up!

>>21710575
He's doing that "no brother of mine" shit where if he words it like that it's like he's disowned. Over some popcorn. People are unfairly bitter about their brothers I feel. I wasn't that much of a dick.

>>21709425
>>21710541

Christmas is actually based when you decide to reject your family and spend it alone. I buy myself presents, wrap them and put them under the tree, and have a regular Christmas morning just like I'm a kid.

>>21710623
You've changed now. Overcompensated.

>>21709555
as a kid I loved the cheese one as an adult I just want caramel

>>21710621
Holy projection, Batman!

>>21710623
>Over some popcorn.
The popcorn thing is just a footnote on the list of reasons I hate him. He's all around a pretty fucking terrible person.

For me on the holidays its Turkish delight and dark chocolate marzipan. Popcorn and peanut brittle sucks ass. Fruitcake is also trash.

>>21710625
>I buy myself presents, wrap them and put them under the tree, and have a regular Christmas morning just like I'm a kid.
Girl here, I just got the ick

>>21710645
It's the opposite for me, I loved the caramel as a kid but now I prefer the cheese ones.

>>21710561
You tempted me to pick up a tin of these

>>21710623
You knew what you were doing when you removed the popcorn divider. You turned our Christmas into CHAOS!

>>21709416 (OP)
one year we got 7 fucking tins of stale popcorn as gifts for christmas. never again.

>>21709437
>Caramel was always the one left over
no either the cheese or the butter would never get eaten. definitely the cheese no one liked that.

>>21710497
I still have tins from then. they were not 5 gallons. 3 at the most.

>>21710694
You know the rules. Post tits or get out

>>21710692
>Turkish delight

Fuck you Edmund

>>21710964
They cut them off because I said I was a boy lmao

>>21709437
bizzaro world post, it's alwats cheese left behind

>>21710694
>I just got the dick
Hot

>>21709416 (OP)
I'm getting one this year bros, the last 3 years it wasn't the right time but THIS YEAR IS. I'm gonna fucking get one like my grandpa used to and I'm going to enjoy it for 3-5 days, and then eventually pour out the rest two weeks later, then bang on the drum of canister and terrorize my cats for like twenty minutes, and then think about using the can as a trash bucket for a bit before tossing it out.

This is the fucking year.

>>21710497
Still have a few of those old tins laying around in storage. Would it be a good idea to sanitize one of them and fill it with some homemade kettle corn?

>>21710497
People have less kids anon.

>>21711570
its just soap and water anon

>>21709416 (OP)
>mom died last year
>used to love fudge at christmas time
>got a some fudge and drank two tall boys by myself at christmas after going to mass

>>21711556
Based

>>21711574
Hang in there bro

Caramel is the worst. Butter is the best. The mildy spicy one is mid.

>>21711714
Its cool I'm doing better now, holidays shit just makes me nostalgic

>>21711743
That anon wasn't being nice. Read his post again.

>>21710621
Your drivel has nothing to do with my life. It sounds like you don't know anything about reality.

>>21710625
What did you get yourself? I'm thinking of getting myself a stainless steel pendant of a bat. I hope your choice of purchase delivers you some joy.

>>21709416 (OP)
Tasty

>>21710561
not anymore bub.

>>21712586
So that's why they're so cheap

>>21712586
No dollar store cookies this year, got it

>>21710561
I like the fossilized crustacean

>>21709437
This is accurate

>>21709416 (OP)
Gripe time
The old tins used to have a single climate wrapped around the exterior. The new ones repeat the image 2 or 3 times.
It looks so CHEAP!

>>21709555
The cheese is the best one by far

I used to get the big jellybeans at Christmas, man I miss those simple times.

>>21709416 (OP)

Gripe time
The old tins used to have a single image wrapped around the exterior. The new ones repeat the image 2 or 3 times.
It looks so CHEAP!

>>21709556
it's illegal because it offends jews and muslims

>>21710561
the little dog poop ones have the best texture

>>21714528
Yum

>>21710561
never had these because mom makes the same type of cookies

>>21709568
I had a friend who had this happen to
I googled his name a few months after and it turned out he became a registered sex offender. Guy was porking a 13 year old at 26 and lucked out with suspended sentence cause blue city judges. Haven't talked to him since, he's still on paper though

>>21709425
Makes no difference to me

>>21709556
They’re trans

>>21709416 (OP)
Love them things like you wouldn't even believe

>>21709416 (OP)
>>21710497
>no cinnamon

the tins this year are 3/5ths caramel popcorn instead of equal thirds

you can buy cracker jacks/crunch n munch year round

>>21715634
I had a friend move out to california where he was convicted of fraud via covid assistance. I really don't know what he did. Apparently he was pulled over and arrested driving a car he bought with fraudulent credit and had like 7 credit cards. He was an orphan.

>>21710621
You were never inundated with pedophiles, were you? Lucky you.

>>21710621
You're just a foul-mouthed abrasive angry-anon and frankly I think we've all had enough

The comic books that didn't get ripped last week all came out yesterday. Batgirl, JSA, Poison Ivy. Lots of good reading today.

>>21710621
This dude is mad, very mad indeed..

>>21716703
Which popcorn flavor would Chad Hitler prefer?

>>21716666
i had a roommate back in 2003 that used to put mayo on his french fries

>>21709416 (OP)
I'm more looking forward to the Dansk cookies

>>21717304
>he hasn't heard

>>21717303
Egg whites vinegar and oil are tasty.

>>21717288
Gypsy blood with a kike ash sprinkle

>>21710561
>>21712586
>>21714528
>>21717323
They aren't made in India. Fuck off

>>21717694
Dansk are not, others may be

>>21717694
the Crown brand I posted is made in Denmark

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