Thread 21710282

You haven't eaten in three days. How appetizing is this to you?

>>21710282 (OP)
I haven't eaten in 12 hours, id eat it right now but then again I'm not a pretentious twat like most in this board

>>21710282 (OP)
I'd rather have a microwave burger than this piece of shit MC Donalds even wants to sell me as a special occasion.
Oh wait we always have it here but that doesn't make it better THE MCRIB SUCKS ASS!!

Man I’m not even getting it this year

>>21710282 (OP)
3 days is long enough for most people to eat almost anything. 5+ is where they would start looking at you like food.

>>21710282 (OP)
But...I have eaten in the last three days.

>>21710282 (OP)
Three days? That's alot to not have eaten, of course I would eat this slop even if I don't hold it in high regard.
Dude some people pass out after 3 days of not eating.

>>21710294
Not in this thread, you haven’t.

>>21710282 (OP)
I'd probably eat the fries

>>21710282 (OP)
Not at all because eating that after not eating for three days will give me diarrhea.

>>21710282 (OP)
I routinely do 72hr water fasts; 3 days isn't as long as most people think. If I were gonna break my fast with garbage, it wouldn't be overpriced garbage.

Honestly not at all (but I'd still eat it).

>>21710282 (OP)
I would pig on this and then regret it afterward

I'd take the fries and coke but throw out the sandwich.

>>21710425
It's not a sandwich it's a pork burger

obese fast food posters deserve execution by sandpaper treadmill

>>21710433
That's nice. So how appetizing does OP's pic look to you?

>>21710282 (OP)

The McRib is not the creme de la creme but a perfectly fine meal.
I'd eat that like 6 hours after the last meal like any other one.

>>21710428
A burger is a sandwich. The full name is "hamburger sandwich" which got shortened to hamburger then burger.

>>21710282 (OP)
never had a mcrib. i forgot to try one when they brought it back in my area

>>21710461
It's not good. Tastes like an American School lunch tier meal

>>21710282 (OP)
Not at all, I'd rather go to Walmart and buy a rack of ribs to cook in my electric smoker at home, and buy French bread from there to use as the buns, then make it at home and have it actually taste good. Damn it, I now know what I want today

>>21710476
McRib?

>>21710282 (OP)
I'd really prefer the bun wasn't covered in cornmeal. The bottom maybe, but the top?

>>21710488
What's it like being a ladyboy?

>>21710312
Don't you have urge to shit by the second day?

>>21710485
A rib sandwich, not a mystery meat vaguely shaped into a rib sandwich

>>21710557
I forgot to add, you also cut off a bit of the bread, chop onions and add dill pickles. Then remove the bones off your rib, which should slide off due to the heat. Then deep fry some fries and dip them in whatever sauce you want, I like wishbone Russian dressing. Nothing better

>>21710461
bottom of the barrel pork patty slop vaguely pressed into the form of "ribs" if you let a 3 year old draw them in kindergarten and bbq sauce that tastes like the concentrate they make shitty 2$ off-brand bbq sauce with.
Nobody would eat it if they didn't press the on and off switch for it.

>>21710282 (OP)
looks good to me at any time. so if I’m starving it looks like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow

>>21710282 (OP)
I throw it in the garbage

i don't really like pork, certainly not pork from mcdonald's, so i'd just eat the fries

>>21710291
Not true. 3 days is nothing for not eating if you have water in fact you're hungrier day 2 than day 3 cause by day 3 hour stomach knows you aren't gonna feed it and starts to hibernate.
>>21710312
This
>>21710505
Yea real runny just garbage shits

I didn't eat much for near a week once and the first bite I took made tears come out of my eyes and I got a dopamine hit like I did drugs.

>>21710706
I don't think that's true.

>>21710282 (OP)
Not a very offensive presentation for fast food, id eat it now

>>21710461
Tastes fine if you like BBQ sauce and pork ish meat

>>21710282 (OP)
>mcdonald's
i would rather go another day without eating instead of eating that.

I still don't understand why the McRib is a special occasion item in the US.
Here it's just a regular burger.

>>21710288
that blows

Holy shit, is the McRib back?! I gotta go!

>>21710282 (OP)
but i did eat

>>21710282 (OP)
I used to love the mcrib but I developed a bile dumping disorder or some weird shit where fatty foods fuck me up. Stewing or braising meats, even less fatty cuts, makes me shit myself horribly now because of the collagen breakdown, and the last time I had a mcrib I shat for two days straight.

>>21710451
Holy fuck, I'm sick of having this argument with you third world fucks who call every fucking sandwich a burger. The hamburger sandwich specifically refers to a kind of sandwich made from ground meat, typically beef. It is NOT a generic term to be applied to all sandwiches, you fuckwit. The mcrib isn't even on a hamburger bun, you fuck. You retarded fucks try to get pedantic about this shit and you can't even be correct. A chicken filet on a bun is not a burger, a slab of sauce covered "pork" on a hoagie roll is not a burger, a BLT is not a fucking burger.

>>21710282 (OP)
Very

>>21710288
Fuck my nj nigger life

>>21710312
That’s because you eat well normally. Trying going off one meal a day for two months and see how hungry you get

Last time they had McRibs I had three, a large fry, large coke, large milkshake, 4 apple pies, a double QPC, and a 4 piece mcnugs.

>>21710288
Does this mean pork is expensive in new england, or that our fellows dont enjoy the mcrib enough to make it profitable for mcdonalds?

>>21711471
what was the dump you took like?

>>21710285
you feel that not eating shit slop (that many people outright do not enjoy) is pretentious. this is precisely the issue with modern society. your fear of having standards disallows you from rejecting things that are objectively shit. i wonder: does your fear of standards impact your education, communication, or emotion, too?

>>21711384
i think you replied to the wrong post

>>21710288
God DAMMIT

>>21711475
going to be rolled out at a later date

>>21710282 (OP)
I have never tasted a McRib

Why is there a bottle of coke in the picture? It's more frugal to purchase a drink in the meal and then you get unlimited refills. Plus the fountain coke moggs the bottled stuff on texture, flavor, and temperature (most of the time).

>>21711753
You and your bed after all those cribs maybe

>>21710282 (OP)
3 days without food still wouldn't stop me from double checking McKike's menu prices. If it's more than $11 I'm tearing apart the local gas station's roller grill instead.

>>21711847
Their fountain machine was broken when I went so they gave me a bottle.

>>21711811
You're not missing out. It's not real rib and the sauce is trash

>carbs with mystery meat dunked in sugar sauce with a side of carbs
grim

>>21710282 (OP)
i love to eat the mcrib in my mind but i never order it because it never tastes as good as in thoughts

>>21710282 (OP)
Very, let's not kid ourselves here.

>>21710282 (OP)
But I have eaten over the last three days anon. Why are you saying I didn't?

>>21712658
It’s like the sausage sandwich.
Looks ok but it’s fucking rank.

>>21710282 (OP)
delicious rubber

>>21710282 (OP)
If I go a long time without eating or at a caloric deficit I crave slop less and crave things like rotisserie chicken and vegetables more.

>>21713391
the mcrib contains vegetables

>>21710282 (OP)
The fake bones are awful looking

>>21710288
>elect muslim mayor
>pork banned

>>21713402
Yeah, that's definitely what happened.

>>21713399
You know they are onions right? You are just having a laugh right?

>>21710296
The fuck is wrong with everyone saying 3 days is a long time to not eat.. I can go a week easy if I have something to drink

>>21713547
Most people arent anorexic or twinks fasting for anal destruction day

>>21711471
Not sure if bait, but what the hell dude

>>21710282 (OP)
This looks repulsive

I ate like an hour ago thoughever


I could go for it if I were starving for sure

>>21711651
>proves his point

>>21710731
>I didn't eat much for near a week once and the first bite I took made tears come out of my eyes and I got a dopamine hit like I did drugs.
This negro knows. "Hunger is the best seasoning" is not a joke.

>>21710864
>I still don't understand why the McRib is a special occasion item in the US.
>Here it's just a regular burger.
Germany? Yeah, for some reason they make it a "special seasonal release" item here in USA. Some people think it's related to pork futures (stonks), some people think it's related to FOMO and artificial scarcity marketing. Everybody who tastes the McRib agrees that it sucks, it's never as good as you remembered it, but everyone keeps buying it when it becomes available again because #McRib meme. (And that's coming from a part of the country where McRibs have never been sold, because apparently we're not good enough for reheated pressure-molded pig anus slurry.)

>>21711733
>God DAMMIT

>>21710282 (OP)
I'm Vegan, so I'm not going to eat that.

>>21711651
Oh hey look. It's a pretentious faggot.

But I ate breakfast

>>21710282 (OP)
McDonalds is only appetizing if you're on the brink of starvation

>>21713825
>vegan
it's for heterosexuals anyway

>>21711384
sir this is a taco bell

>>21710282 (OP)
I'd just make something at home because I'm not an enormous pretentious blob of adipose flesh that thinks McDonald's is any good.

>>21710568
>rubba dub dub
Even I got the ick.

>>21710282 (OP)
I'd wait another day for some food.

>>21713547
GET A JOB

https://youtu.be/TOOhBeewUOE?si=UezVpokYIL7vAupc this will make you crave them

>>21714378
if you haven't eaten for three days then you're likely not in a position to cook anything yourself

>>21710282 (OP)
Appetizing but when I fast for over 36 hours I have to start with no-chunks soup to reboot my GI tract
Otherwise I get horrible stomach pains

>>21710282 (OP)
Not very but after three days I would eat anything. And it would assuredly wreck my gut and have me keeled over in a few short minutes after days of not eating. Them shits is like setting a bomb off in your stomach.

>>21710288
The fuck? Why would they avoid the most densely populated area of the country? So many potential customers.

>>21710282 (OP)
would devour it if you just take out the onions

>>21710282 (OP)
Why would I not eat for 3 days? I actually lift, so that premise is retarded.

>>21714696
I don’t know, but you haven’t!

>>21714704
I probably wouldn't go for it, since I'd need fast acting carbs first and then like an hour later good quality protein, not the human meat they serve at Macca's

>>21714438
Yeah I mean... why, what was he thinking? I have zero social skills and I know better

>>21714743
>>21714438
never rhyme to a woman unless you're directly berating or insulting her

>>21714513
I don't think I will. :)

>>21710282 (OP)
not very

>>21713825
Why did you capitalize "Vegan"?

Those things are so fucking disgusting.
I saw one being made and wanted to vomit.

>>21713621
>>21713831
see: i am right again. i am called pretentious for not shaming nor insulting others for having preferences and goals.
these posters are either bots, paid users, or have been so mind-broken that they become upset at the idea of someone refusing to eat cattle feed to pay heeb shareholders. never get it twisted: these users are disingenuous servants of goyfeed. they push ridiculous narratives to cause group infighting and erode self-restraint and -consideration.
even on 4ch you are not safe from the zogbots :)

>>21715253
If you saw most ground meats being made you'd want to vomit

>>21715255
Being passive aggressive is just shaming and insulting with extra syeps

that bread looks absolutely repulsive

>>21710288
same

>>21710282 (OP)
Help me settle an argument with my dad.
I say he didn't cook his pizza enough
Also olives suck

>>21715201
because it is important

>>21715513
Looks like a perfectly good roll to me. What’s your complaint specifically?

>>21715537
he didnt use a peel so the pan didn't heat up evenly with the crust and thats why the middle looks uncooked