Thread 21712353

I made my Wife sausages for dinner

>>21712353 (OP)
don't lie anon, you're eating those all by yourself. it's okay.

>>21712353 (OP)
she's ready

B..But anon, you do not have a wife.

>>21712353 (OP)
looks good to me honestly

>>21712355
https://youtu.be/MFuQz2Txvy4?si=FuicshNlGSRG55c5

>>21712355
That’s a lot of food though, far much in excess for one person to eat in a single meal.

sick cunt

add some baked beans next time son

>>21712353 (OP)
No one on this godforsaken website is married

>>21712378
I'm married to my food

>>21712379
Congratulations lardo

>>21712353 (OP)
Sausages are just a socially acceptable way to eat a jar of mustard and you chose ketchup?

>>21712363
That bread is just air and sugar, the sausages don't look filling either. I still refuse to believe kangaroofuckers eat sausages by folding a slice of white bread

>>21712353 (OP)
Were the fucks the fried onion cunt?

>>21712353 (OP)
Undercooked and the bread isn't buttered.

3/10

>>21712353 (OP)
>turning your wife into sausages
brutal way to go

>>21712405
>I still refuse to believe kangaroofuckers eat sausages by folding a slice of white bread
The bread has butter, fried onions and tomato sauce on it, faggot.

>>21712379
post tummy, fattie

>>21712353 (OP)
Should’ve taken her to Bunnings, ya cheapskate cunt.

>>21712473
> Americans eat sandwiches without butter.
Why even bother......

>>21712473
Well maybe you have invisible butter and onions over there

>>21712353 (OP)
You... made your wife sausages, why, you didn't like her as a human ?

>>21712353 (OP)
one of them looks like a dick with a genital wart

>>21712473
Where?

>>21712473
>The bread has butter, fried onions and tomato sauce on it
Don't you feel even an ounce of guilt in lying to your /ck/ brethren?

>>21712360
Not anymore, he made her sausages

>>21712555
You sound very experienced in spotting penises with genital warts wart at a cursory glance..

>>21712353 (OP)
ya want more sauce, ya just ask
cuz there's heaps of fuckin sauce to go round

>>21712353 (OP)
Kek, I also made your wife a sausage for dinner if ya know what I mean

im going to rape your wife

>>21712353 (OP)
"Wife" is not the word we would use for the vagrant woman you abducted and imprisoned in your rape basement

>>21712854
I am also going to grape their wife.

>>21712391
>>21712412
*ding ding din*
medication reminder.

so whats the hotsauce? is it texas pete, crystal, or valentina? 100% not cholula.

>>21713356
Its ketchup

>>21713389
whys it so runny? is that an australian thing (this picture does not look american)?

>>21713394
Ketchup a slice of bread and roll the dog over it it'll soak up, ketchup and white bread like that don't really mix