Thread 148988250

I really hope Cusack and Hadel can keep up the creativity as the seasons go on
Shtick eventually wears thin

>>148988250 (OP)
>checks
Okay, plane crash, Israel... Brian Wilson died?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>148988275
A third of the shows jokes are just copy and pasted from Zach's bits on OneyPlays

>>148988302
And that’s why they’re so funny.

>>148988250 (OP)
>don't have cable tv so I log on Twitter and check the Recent Events tag
>Isreal and Iran are threatening to nuke each other
>again
Wake me up when something actually happens...

>>148988250 (OP)
>news. check the dude. it doesn't channel what matter.

>>148988302
That's fine. No different from a writer using jokes he thought of when hanging out with his friends

>>148988656
Yeah, now. While he's still using the good ones. Soon we'll get to Sonic Heroes territory where it's just bad roleplay.

>>148989714
Oh come on Zach still has a million good bits to fall back on
I was laughing to myself earlier about the brave improv teacher they did in Mario world

>>148988250 (OP)
Feels nice to no longer be military draft aged.

>>148988250 (OP)
Maybe it’s because I watched oneyplays religiously a couple years ago but I don’t like when they put in very tongue in cheek references. I get that zach found these things funny which is why he said them on Oneyplays in the first place but it makes me roll my eyes

>>148988250 (OP)
>the renaissance men did something i dont care about
okay?

>>148990108
Kek
Nothing will ever top "Me when I have to shoot my dog because I'm bored," I saw that when I was on a train and exploded laughing

So what does this mean?

>>148990108
>when you have to commit armageddon because a school trip of 12 year olds pass your border.

>Middle East fighting
I thought there was news

>>148990199
same thing it meant yesterday and tomorrow, absolutely "fuck all".

>>148990108
>40 years of "IRAN IS TOTALLY BUILDING NUCLEAR WEAPONS GUYS SERIOUSLY"

>>148988250 (OP)
Hello, America. I'm gonna be the World War Three President. Each and every one of you will get drafted. So you can all die in the war.

>middle east is still a shithole
water is wet.

>>148990268
the worst part is, some beautiful history is being destroyed.

>>148990224
I can believe it takes middle eastern goat fuckers 40 years to figure it out

>>148990330
yeah, even after the whole fiasco with the worm that was meant to infect irans nuclear plants, then again goat fuckers dont really use phones because they live in caves. the ones that use phones now live in the uk YIPPPEEEEE

>>148988294
>A bunch of Indians died in a plane crash?

>>148989763
You will be included in some volkssturm formation sooner or later when the situation calls for it

>>148988250 (OP)
It doesn't?

These guys are better than Tim and Eric.
Like leagues better.

>>148988250 (OP)
I think it's pretty funny how Smiling Friends protected the future. Their stand-in for Biden lost humiliatingly, and then their stand-in for Trump went nuts and ruined America. Everyone sees it now except for the most die-hard cultists.

>>148989765
>>148988302
You guys are overreacting, there's like two Owny Plays jokes in the whole show. Calm your tits.

>>148991637
I think it's pretty funny how they weren't being specific to any real candidate and you're a disgusting troll.

>>148988302
and he's running out of those to pilfer
tick tock, goblin

>>148990108
>>148990186
me when i have to start nuclear war with a neighboring country because I'm bored

>>148988250 (OP)
>yesterday was like day five of probably the largest mass protests this country has seen since goddam MLK was a thing
>"I wonder what Fox News is saying about thi-"
>they're quite literally shilling for fuggin tractors live on air whilst the country tears itself apart
Just drop the "News" part of the title and be done with it already, Jesus Christ in Heaven.....

>>148992541
nobody cares about your fake "protests"
we got sick of the soros funded BLM "protests" back during "the summer of love"

>>148992541
They don't like reporting stuff that makes Trump look bad, just like NBC doesn't like reporting anything that might make Trump look good

>>148992541
There's only so much you can say about a chimp-out before you have to start talking about something else.

>>148992564
Meds

>>148988250 (OP)
>THEY JUST HIT TEHRAN PIM! THEY JUST HIT TEHRAN!

>>148992541
Riots are a dime a dozen nowadays. Nobody cares.

>>148992541
Honestly in any other country the LA rioters would be promptly arrested and charged with treason

>>148988250 (OP)
>SF joke based on Zach’s friend group’s personal experiences or style of humor
>everyone and their pet iguana on social media: ”ERMAGERD IT’S A HECKIN ONEYPLAYS/SLEEPYCAST REFERENCE

>>148990252
THANK YOU, MR PRESIDENT SAMA

>>148992541
>Israel all but started WWIII yesterday, what are the Fox folks discussing this mor-
>some no name country singer is getting airtime to give a little concert to sing about God whilst the world is actively burning down
At what point does Idiocracy retroactively become a documentary? Asking without irony

>>148992748
People have been saying Israel is starting world war III fighting Arabs and Persians since four wars ago

>>148992748
Wake me up when someone drops a nuke. Until then nothing ever happens.

>>148992748
They're just working on finding a way to spin it on why That's a Good Thing

>>148992748
>WAKE UP EVERYBODY, IT'S WORLD WAR 3! I MEAN IT THIS TIME, NO KIDDING AROUND!

>>148990186
At least you acknowledge that the mudslimes are dogs :)

People saying world war 3 just started is literally like the story the boy who cried wolf

Nothing ever happens.

>Dude WW3 is here
>repeat at nasueum since 3rd of September 1945

>>148992827
The Cuban Missile Crisis was the branching point
No nuclear holocaust in this timeline

I told my bf ww3 was about to start in his ass once

WW3 just flew or my house.

hahaha imagine just imagine if the entire MENA region just spontaneously disappeared without a trace oh man that would be so weird but sooooo funny am I right?

>>148990108
>Palestinians explaining how raping a 9 year old girl is necessary to get into heaven

There's a little bit of WW3 in all of us brothers and sisters

>>148992903
nothing will ever happen/ Just a Boiled frog situation.

.

>>148992897
>Lozza explaining why its Ok to simp for Hasan Piker.

>>148992541
It's almost like even Jane and Joe normie have caught on to the fact that BLM is a soros-funded scam.
>Honey! Did you know pallets of bricks randomly spawn in cities?? I didn't know we were living in heckin' minecraft!

>>148989197
Why can't hold lime all these I's?

It turns out the real WW3 were the atrocities we made along the way.

uh...nothingeverhappensbros...i don't feel too good.

>>148993175
>This nigga think something's happening
lol, lmao even

>>148992897
What do Palestinians have to do with Israel murdering others? I wonder what your motivation is in posting this.

>>148993175
Nothing is happening yet. There's a reason Romani cultists decided to set up their stolen religion in the region, the competition is easy mode.

>>148993175
Take a Tylenol then tard

>>148990108
>>148992897
>Americans arguing over which cabal of archaic pedophile zealots is less of a net negative on mankind

>>148993767
It's better than choosing between India and Pakistan

>>148988250 (OP)
Middle East fucking each other up, Americans fucking themselves up.

The planet heals.

>>148989719
>>148988763
I have Middle East fatigue. I don't care if there is genuine genocide going on there. When has that region of the world ever had lasting peace?

>>148993949
Lmfao even AI doesn't want to answer your question

>>148990503
>DO NOT REDEEM SAR, DO NOT REDEE-*BOOM*

>>148988275
Simpsons ran for over 30 seasons.

>>148994013
do you ever do any research or thinking of your own without AI?

>>148994051
It's meant to add to the joke anon

>>148994043
it was good for like 8, and that's with one of the most talented animated sitcom writing teams of all time. spongebob was good for 3. if smiling friends is over after like 4-6 seasons i won't be upset.

>>148988302
>>148991654
Issue is you don't know how many are jokes Zach wrote for Smiling Friends and told as a teaser vs how many he made on Oneyplays and thought "that... sounds... not so bad."

>>148992541
Whats the protest about?

>>148994375
Illegal immigrants

>>148994375
Illegal money laundering getting busted unironically but you didn't hear it from me

>>148994043
And it’s infamous as an example of a show that ran too long.

>>148991854
>incompetent incumbent who can't string together a coherent sentence, crashes the economy, and supports a genocidal leader vs former tv star and billionaire who has a long history of deranged behavior and will attack anybody for the pettiest of reasons
Definitely no commentary there.

>>148994375
Trump ramped up his attempts to deport illegals, but is going about it in the most retarded manner imaginable. Apparently he gave ICE a quota to arrest 3,000 people *per day*, and to meet that they've literally just started showing up at Home Deport parking lots or going to schools and arresting anyone they find who so much as looks like a Mexican. All while thier agents are wearing plain clothes and showing no badges, its a miracle some naive good Smaratian hasn't strait up shot one of these dumbasses yet.

Anyway, people finally got fed up with it and have spent the last week marching in the streets in almost every major city.

>>148994660
>and to meet that they've literally just started showing up at Home Deport parking lots or going to schools and arresting anyone they find who so much as looks like a Mexican. All while thier agents are wearing plain clothes and showing no badges
sounds like a south park episode.

>>148994660
>Trump ramped up his attempts to deport illegals, but is going about it in the most retarded manner imaginable. Apparently he gave ICE a quota to arrest 3,000 people
Actually at that rate that would only be slightly more than what Obama deported during his second term. At your rate that would imply that Trump would deport 4.3 million, Obama deported 3.1 million

>>148994375
There's too much nice, useful city around for people to use, so they want to destroy it so everywhere is equally shit.

>>148992541

They're going to need more tractors with all the workers not returning to farms.

>>148992668

Canada has worse hockey riots regularly.

>>148992942
That guy look honestly like my teacher. Lol.

>>148992541
What are they rioting about this time?

>>148995211
They are deporting the mexicans that cut their lawn and fix their stuff now.

>>148995211
ICE raided some places in LA and Homan said it was actually about a cartel related sting digging up money laundering ops and shit like human trafficking and drug smuggling but since its LA this obviously hurts the local political class because everyone there is a corrupt criminal with gang connections. So they cried bloody murder about deportations and paid for the usual insta-riot show with the gas masks, shields and brick pallets delivered in bulk to a bunch of dipshits from other states.

>>148995229
>>148995268
>another NGO-funded protest over an innocent, minute event
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>148994750
Obama didn't have plain clothes guys going to elementary schools and strait up lying to the teachers by saying the parents of the kids they're looking for gave the ok to take them, as far as I know

>>148995341
No one wants to change a world that suits them.
It's why the faggots in LA is burning it down, because they don't want change when the status quo already suits them.

>>148995341
>Strawman Netflix scene
Try again

>>148989704
But it is, because those jokes are already publicized on the internet and seen by millions. I don't think its always wrong to reuse that stuff and i really liked season 1, but after the first couple of reused jokes/ideas it gets old quick.

>>148993949
Closest you get is the Ottoman Empire but Britain fucked that up and we've been paying for it ever since because nobody else is willing to just conquer the fuck out of them and say "you all are our bitches for the next 50+ years to make you settle the fuck down." which is really the only realistic way to solve it other than just bombing it to glass or letting them kill eachother.

>>148995379
Obama was also treated like left wing jesus and his agents didn't need to employ trickery just to get ideologically captured school teachers to comply with the government because they don't like that they lost an election.

>>148988250 (OP)
i want to have sex with charlie

>>148988250 (OP)
>This OP is now extremely relevant
Did you know about this beforehand

>>148988763
Something happened
Time to wake up

>>148992541
>probably the largest mass protests this country has seen since goddam MLK was a thing
1970 - 1972 anti-Vietnam riots that saw actual domestic terrorist bombings take place
1992 LA riots
There were several multi-million man demonstrations against the Bush administration in the late 00s
Covid riots

This happens literally every time there's either a notable economic slowdown or international relations take a hit

>>148996024
>Something happened
See >>148993208

>>148995341
Lol, what is up with that filename.