Thread 149000441

r/DeathBattleMatchups stole our win con meme again

>>149000441 (OP)
From this thread, as explained by learned, serious Reimufags, we learn that:
>Without statements, Reimu isn’t even planetary level
>With statements, Reimu isn’t even MOUNTAIN level
>Reimu’s only way to beat Simon is to cope and bring up fanfiction and take vague statements to their most wanked conclusion possible
>However Reimu STILL jobs to oxygen deprivation and can’t easily navigate through forests despite supposedly being FTL
Please keep it civil and maintain the discussion within these commonly agreed lines.

>>149000441 (OP)
Don't start shit, if you don't want to get schooled.

Post a visual depiction of any Touhou character doing an action that’s galaxy level in scale.

/dbs/..........

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

don't rely on fan content then.

>>149000484
CANOOOOOOON!
>>149000473
retarded drivel...

>>149000484
True, FRAUDhou got DEMOLISHED in the last thread despite clogging these threads up with nonsensical shitposts for months.

Now that the argument is over (hopefully) I want you to appreciate this gift I took the time to compress a thousand times and to cut another hundreds just to Shitpost with it
The fact that it now looks so garbage adds to it's charm

>>149000488
....is a board on 4chan

>troonhou delusions
Ahahahahaha

>without statements Gurren lagann verse would cap at multi galaxy level
FRAUD FRAUD, STATE THE STATEMENT!
LOSE THE UNLOSEABLE...
JOB THE UNJOBABLE...

>>149000473
CANOOOOOOOOON!
>>149000484
>Sub mountain level babble

>>149000508
>gif
you can post mp4s just fine on 4chan you know

>>149000487
KRAKABOOOOOOM!!!

>>149000484
Look Reimu a tall mountain!

>>149000515
post what a universe looks like

>>149000531
Holy shit Touhou’s feats are somehow just as vague as their statements

>>149000488
>/dbs/
is a spic discord hub that got taken over by moe and tranny bleach characters on 4chan and they constantly kneel to their invaders

>>149000530
NTA but if they have sound doesn't 4cuck block it? So you have to go through the pain of converting to gif or removing the sound

THIS IS A FEATS ONLY ZONE
STATEMENTS ARE PROHIBITED AND WILL RESULT IN YOUR CHARACTER BEING LABELLED A JOBBING FRAUD

>>149000542
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

>>149000515
>and with statements it's not even galaxy level
ROW ROW SUBMIT TO POWER!

>>149000492
>AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149000531
My giant robot just got destroyed and I lost all the multiplanetary power I leeched off antispiral...

>>149000531
Touhoufags spent the last thread crying about Simon’s galaxy level visuals and trying to downplay it to sub galaxy level yet THIS is supposed to pass as a visual depiction of something cosmic in scale getting damaged?

BOOM.

So far
>TouhouCHADs
- Provided an extensive list of feats and we're honest enough to separate the actual feats from the potential wank and bon canon stuff
- don't rely on arguments made by other people, don't need to Cuckposts or Post porn to win the argument
- Calmly explain their points and are willing to engage in a argument
>Simonbros
- have an extensive list of feats and statements but assume everyone is already aware of them
- Regurgitate the arguments Death Battle made for them, post lots of porn and fanarts to dodge engaging in honest argument
- Half of them don't even care about Gurren Lagan they just want to throw shit around

>>149000562
S-simonbros... we won't be able to keep fighting touhouCHADS... we have no choiche but to submit to power...

>>149000595
This feat singlehandedly annihilated my power system...

>>149000608
>choiche

>>149000589
they're called "gunmen"

/dbg/CHADS:
>Makes fun of overhyped frauds
>Only accepts the strongest
>Will seek out and relentlessly post canon anti-feats that don’t match up with fan scaling
>Accepts statements, feats and lore as long as they reasonably fit the character or verse
Troonhoutards:
>Mindless spamming and ritualposting, lash out like battered dogs when you poke fun of them like everyone else does with each other in /dbg/
>Can only post fanon statements
>Scaling makes 0 sense with the visuals Touhoufags make for their own characters, prays that Touhou being a shmup allows them to get away with saying everyone is high complex multiversal and 100d
>Act like they win after getting humiliated after being exposed multiple times as frauds
You won this thread /dbg/CHADS, you can continue mocking these delusional fanon wanking retards as you wish, nothing you say can pierce their insane, delusional view of their franchise.

>>149000598
>we're honest
>Were honest*
FUUUUUCK I FUCKING HATE MYSELF AND MY STUPID MONKEY BRAINS

>>149000598
>the last thing Simon sees after being sent to hell for all eternity for the sin of mildly annoying Reimu

>>149000598
>Touhoubros are honest!
>Also Touhoufags
>>149000589
>>149000547
>This visual depiction of a galaxy isn’t planetary level

>>149000644
>he expects delusional people to be honest

>>149000610
Touhou...

>This gets announced as the next episode
>/dbg/ becomes the last thread on loop for four weeks

>>149000598
you used fan content in the last thread. your credibility is on-par with undertale AU tards

>>149000658
>fight Britnic wins

>>149000658
>sex hermit vs rape hedgehog
End with sex.

>>149000644
>This visual depiction of a galaxy isn’t planetary level
it is. seems like we are in agreement then.

>>149000658
The most famous Touhou matchup is against a FNF OC?

Don't worry, I will take good care of the Touhou girls after I no diff them with my hypno. I'll make them very happy!

I don't think I can come back here after the last thread.....

>>149000669
B-B-But Lost Words is officially published by Zun which means it’s canon……..

I missed the memo recently, did /dbs/pics migrate to Simonposting?

>>149000669
>undertale AU tards
Funny that mention that, when you consider troonhou niggers went to war with undercuck fans years ago.

>>149000669
>you used fan content in the last thread
you are replying to a CANONhou chad not to a gurren lagann porn spammer

>>149000687
I don't even know how it got like this, it's so incredibly forced, it's unreal. Unironically you could make a better and more thematic matchup with some standard shounenshit like Piccolo or Kurama from YYH.

>>149000701
/dbs/ is hiding behind Simon again

>>149000702
>when you consider troonhou niggers went to war with undercuck fans years ago.
Lol..What happened.

>>149000682
What do disingenuous faggots like you get out of wanking Touhou which is 99% statements but start whining and crying like sissies about visual feats and trying to downplay them?

>WALUIGI, BRING OUT MY HYPNOSIS FEATS
Obey Wario...
WAHrio is your master...

>>149000562
The rules that Street fighter CHADS follow...

>>149000702
THEY DID?

>>149000707
>Canonhou
>Babbles about Lost Words in his last wall of text post

Post an outerverse existing

>>149000713
>>149000728
Some SEA retard made an animation of Sakuya vs Frisk/Chara then chaos happened.

Each TREE here? Outerversal.

>>149000736
I CAN'T

>>149000746
>looks the same
Are we sure those are not FICTIONAL trees?

>>149000658
Friendly reminder that Mahito Vs Shigaraki and Simon vs Kyle happened conveniently after these threads started to Shitpost about those MUs
This place has power over reality, be careful anons...

>>149000687
Pity, because there's better matchups but Kirbonic Pikmin is a retard that bribes people

>>149000711
Really? I thought Simonfags shit on Goku? That's like saying DCfags are hiding behind touhou because 1 guy posted thought robot.
>>149000736
>pic rel

>>149000743
>>149000702
Wasn't that like in 2017? I don't even recall anything happening since I don't hang on sites made for children.

Post characters that solo the entire Touhou verse.

>>149000743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTKCtyD8kBY
.....this shit? really?

>>149000763
Gokufags still believe their statements and scaling man can match up to Simon who has actual feats yes.

Chuck Norris doesn't hypnotize 2hus, he makes them realize what they want.

>>149000736
Wasn't the term outerverse inspired by Lovecraft's stuff?

>>149000763
Dragon Ball fans are at their core death battles. All these shitposts are rstylistically ripped straight from dragon ball threads. Simon just gaped DC (superman). Do the math.
They jump back and forth from simon to goku. Some genuine simonfags shit on DB.

Man with the strength of 1000 men vs Homelander

>>149000788
Jesus christ unc it's 2026

>>149000689
My (and your) GODDESS brainwashes your verse with her boundless hypnotism.

>>149000793
Honestly, you could use lovecraft as the core of VSBW.
>Infinite dimensional scaling
>But wait there's more...

>>149000441 (OP)
I just realized Bruce Banner vs Ultima is probably the closest we'd get to a Lovecraftian match up that doesn't involve two tentacled monstrosities colliding into each other like action figures

>>149000780
Funily enough some random chink xianxia fag basically BTFO 99% of the entire stickman fight community...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQkUv8jZvw8&t=102s

>>149000780
There’s no way Touhoufags got offended over this you must be joking.

>>149000772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZXX6iQd4zU

>>149000811
Chuck Norris is not bound by space nor time, and exists in all instances of them. Chuck Norris' time is never over.

Surprised Luke poster isn't here with his mindbreaking posting.
>>149000781
>>149000799
good point

>>149000793
I thought that it came from warhammer fags using the retarded existence of chaos to "get back" at others high scifi civilizations, after being raped by them for the 2000th time.

>>149000669
You don't know what you're talking about.
And I already explained why I included LostWord, stop being intentionally stupid for the sake of shitposting.
>>149000702
>>149000713
Yeah, that was the ultimate KWAB for Undertale considering how nowadays they leech on Touhou to scale Undertale to low Complex Multiversal.
There's no bigger humiliation than that

>>149000746
simonfags:
>w-we don't know what a galaxy might look like! uh, i meant universe....
touhouchads:
>yeah, that's what an outerverse looks like.

really nigga

>>149000824
I think it was some stupid "oh your entire game is inspired by this way older game i'm a fan of btw" intensified by Undertale having a fanbase of 10 year olds but you'd legitimately have to be on shit like G+ and plebbit to run into that shit back in the day

>>149000824
????? 2hoe won in that animation?

>>149000788
Based.

>>149000825
kek

>>149000765
Yup. It spiraled into a lot of retarded debates on G+, some other mentioned that on the previous thread.
>>149000780
Yes yes yes. That one animation is the culprit of all the touhou wank, because they all organized themselves on G+ then went to make their own wiki which failed and now they are back on VSBW.

To the fag that keeps posting Kratos webms as anti-feats, Kratos scalers have already debunked all of them. Kratos still gapes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWmWmZ9v0Nw

>Warrior-Z
Kratos’s strongest fanboy will never be white btw

>>149000892
>kektos niggas are as delusional as touhou niggas
Kekarooo

>>149000658
heard you like feats

>>149000886
you have some weird boogeyman no one else cares about lmao

>>149000912
>>149000903
Watch the video pussy.

>>149000926
I did two moths actually, it is trash.

>>149000913
that zone? it's what a boundlessverse looks like.

>>149000857
>an outerverse in Touhou is the park 10 minutes from where I live
KWABAROO

>>149000945
Jhartygod...

>>149000935
And like a "moth", you'd get burned by the Flame of Olympus in a debate.

>>149000824
retard, undertale kids got angry that their shitty edgy self-insert was beaten so tehy started waking them to outerversal

ENOUGH!!! POST VISUAL PROOF OF TOUHOU MULTIVERSAL+ FEATS RIGHT FUARKING NOW OR BE FOREVER CONDEMNED AS FRAUDS!!!

>>149000948
Holy FUARK real life anon SOLOS all of Touhou by casually walking through a lot of trees which Reimu can’t do!

>>149000945
Got negged in VC award.

>>149000954
Fuck you, I hate phoneposting.

bring me alucard

>>149000948
>thin anon is literally less than a fictional molecule compared to touhou

>>149000966
>ENOUGH!!! POST VISUAL PROOF OF TOUHOU MULTIVERSAL+ FEATS RIGHT FUARKING NOW OR BE FOREVER CONDEMNED AS FRAUDS!!!
>Said tree level onscreentos
Kratos and Gow verse are the biggest frauds.

>>149000808
Man with the Strength of 1000 men.

>>149000978
we already agreed that those "universes" are planet level, you still here?

I know people like saying Banner is smart enough to beat Ultima through math while Hulk takes the physical punishment but who's the physically weakest, smartest genius who could pull it off?

>>149000993
Stop coping troonhou anon. You will get actual feats one day.

>>149000999
who's "we"?

>>149000978
We already agreed that Touhou jobs to oxygen deprivation, you still here?

>>149000993
I will be totally honest.
Statementfags comprehensively understand the scope and concept of what they're talking about but featfags try and twist punching a wall paired woth two lines of vague dialogue to be outerversal.

...Still not seeing those supposed "Feats that make Touhou Multiversal+"

ENOUGH.

>>149001023
They don't exist anon.

Be civil and behave now.

>Statementfags comprehensively understand the scope and concept of what they’re talking about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kratosfags are all statementfags

>>149000945
>>149000992
>>149001012
>>149001032
>wojak

>>149001034
>pulls out string and coin
Shut the fuck and make me sandwich.

>>149001023
turn on your monitor

>>149001040
I only bring it out to make fun of Warrior-Z who is schizophrenic even by Kratosfag standards.

>>149000441 (OP)
who's the skinny guy inside bruce's head, and where's Mr. Fixit?

>"Simon is Galaxy level"
meanwhile in the fucking NOVEL

>>149001035
A lovecraftfag could explain his cosmology whereas a featfag would jump through ten logic fallacies to make his verse slightly bigger.

>>149001046
>Turns on monitor
>See canon statement of Reimu passing out from oxygen deprivation

>troonhoufans are now hiding behind lovecraftfags now
Ahahahaga lmao. What a thread.

>>149001056
There are 1000 Kratosfags for every single Lovecraftfag

>>149001050
I think it’s Joe based off Immortal Hulk

>>149001055
>non canon steaming dung
who.
asked.

>>149001073
All brown btw

Just post the actual Touhou feats and this will all be over.

Hell, post the actual statements and the sources where they're from and this will all be over.

This is the number one rule of battleboarding or any kind of debate. When someone asks for a source, cite your stuff.

>>149001032
>>149000992
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All glory to Allah

I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z

Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim

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KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!

>>149001082
>Novel made by the guy who wrote the anime is non canon

>Not a single Touhou feat has been posted so far
What happened, 2houfags? Got too cocky?

I think the guy is talking to himself

I love this thread.

>>149001055
>statement
Umm, simonxisters, not a good look for us

>>149001082
>written by the guy who wrote the series

>>149001055
no, he's multiplanetary
>all that shit
hax that doesn't imply any specific level of force. he can't even move galaxies, only far smaller fake "universes" (there's only one real universe in ttgl)

>>149001055
FUARK this statement is more consistent than hyperversal and FTL+ Reimu jobbing to oxygen deprivation and struggling to navigate a forest

>>149001102
>novels are statements now

/trash/
NOW

>>149000441 (OP)
>Ultima rejects the answer
>HOW!?
>simple
>"NUH UH"

>>149001117
>My headcanon matters more than the guy who actually wrote the series
Touhoubro…

>>149001120
Blackedhou anon...

>>149001117
>he can't even move galaxies, only far smaller fake "universes" (there's only one real universe in ttgl)
????????

Touhou feats? Has anyone seen any Touhou feats???

>Touhou is multiversal because of statements
>TTGL isn’t even galaxy level even with statements
Pick one and ONLY one.

>>149001117
Touhoutard...

Okay. Let's start off nice and easy. Show me a Touhou feat that's as strong as this. This is a pretty weak feat all things considered so Touhou should have a ripe number of feats that show they're stronger, right?

>>149001149
I- I CAN'T

>>149001153
Plankton is for the Brain.

Oh so statements are only acceptable when it's in your favor huh 2hufag

KABABOOOOOOOOM!!!
the next cicle of coping may begin now.

>>149001161
statements are never acceptable faggot

>>149001165
>All this scales lower than a coin on a string
Fuwark...

>>149001173
>Saying when you’ve been simping for Touhou and their statements this thread and the last

>>149000495
it just hit me, you're the kaijufag

>>149001173
Cry me a river /dbg/tranny

>feats are just numerucal code on my screen
Featschads... we're statementfags?!?!

>>149001165
>Needs to destroy a “Heaven” intrinsically connected to the moon to destroy an orbiting body

>>149001165
that's fucking adorable. now check out this moon.

>>149001190
>Feats are just statements told by the light reflecting into our eyes
Featsbros...

>>149001183
no I haven't I was the one who posted the Knuckles feat

>>149001165
>shatters the imaginary moon and not the real one othwersie lunarians wouldn't even be alive
Post the fake ilusory moon scales to to the real moon.

Why can’t I find any animations or fight scenes of Touhou characters blowing up galaxies and universes despite having multilayered hax and cosmology scaling? Why is Touhou’s most popular match Sakuya vs Dio if one is complex multiversal, massively FTL and has layers upon layers of mind and soul hax if the other even with extremely generous scaling and absurd wank can’t get past city level?

>I've never been good at knowing my limit
>keep finding new coping statements to fit in
>have faith in the wiki that believes in my verse...

>Give me a gacha to scale to, I'll take it
>and every statement I see I will scale it
>have faith in the wankers that believe in your verse!

>WE DIE IN CAVES AND MOUNTAIN PEAKS
>BECAUSE NOTHING CAN JUST GIVE ME FEATS

>Masters of girls and fights, speed and hax
>my best feat is dodging light, a coin shines
>in the palm of your hand... and I'm under your command...

>Give me a gacha to scale to, I'll take it
>and every statement I see, I will scale it
>where there is fags, there is Touhou!

>IN BRIGHTEST STATEMENTS AND LACK OF FEATS
>A CAVE AND OUTER SPACE WILL STOP MY BREATHING

>Been buried deep inside a lie for all eternity
>all perpetuated by the wanker in me
>when everything I see aligning with what I believe
>I'm coping more than what you can concieve!
>Destroying the multiverse in my mind
>I'll just have to cope with my gacha
>from the depths of its script I left
>digging up all my fanon wank

>hypnosis... working...
>my verse is jobbing...

>DYING UP IN THE SKY
>LEAVE ANOTHER LORE BEHIND
>DYING UP IN THE SKY
>LEAVE ANOTHER LORE BEHIND

>*epic guitar solo*

>In brightest statements and lack of feats
>a cave and outer space will stop my breathing
>we die in caves and mountain peaks
>because nothing CAN JUST GIVE ME FEATS

>hypnosis, working...
>my verse is jobbing...

>The disclaimer before the menu screen said my verse is fictional
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>149001222
/pw/GOD

>>149001149
ok lol

>>149001222
kek

>>149001238
>City level at best
Touhoubros... Are we finally not complete fodder...?

>>149001238
anything else, SHITos?

>>149001238
HOLY...! They can...! They can make explosion a bit bigger than some shitty houses! FUUUUARKKK

>>149001238
ARE THOSE FUCKING HOUSES?

>>149001259
Watch your tone buddy, I can calc this to be Town-level+ at the very least.

>>149001238
Multiversal+ houses btw!

>>149001238
Holy SHIT, that ENTIRE STAR falling on the TOWN destroyed SOME HOUSES and did NO OTHER ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE OF NOTE……

Post Goku destroying a universe without resorting to statements.

>>149001222
Kratos's,
Big,
Cock

>>149001276
I... CANNOT!!

>>149001222
this is what goes through the mind of a simonkek 24/7 btw

K, b, c bros..

>>149001238
Congratulation. You are Deku level now.

>>149001270
>Drops a star
>”You want to destroy the whole city?”
I don’t know why but I get the feeling that star that got dropped does not have the same stats as an actual star.

>>149001282
The ENTIRETY of Touhou when asked what's their favorite meal out of NOWHERE...

>>149001290
Shhhhh let him be delusional.

>>149001270
HOLY FUUUUUUCKKK TOUHOU NOT HOLDING BACK COULD MAYBE DESTROY A WHOLE CITY

Post Goku destroying a galaxy without resorting to scaling.

>Exploding stars in Touhou are village-level
are you fucking kidding me

>>149001310
I... CANNOT!

>>149001310
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KOYAMA-SAMA LEND ME ZLY'S FEATS

>>149001310
There is more mass in Broly and Buu's bodies than an entire galaxy since they destroyed one.
Goku destroyed Broly and Buu

>>149001290
did you see what that post was replying to? mindbroken simontard. scroll up for the vague multiversal statements since you like them so much.

oh my god Reimu is just Kratos for weebs lol

FUARK touhou villages are star level? Our planet level fake galaxies just don't cut it here...

>Literal stars getting dropped and exploding don’t even destroy an entire city
Simonbros, step back from this debate, your robots and abilities are severe overkill for this kind of scale, let the GunbusterCHADS handle this.

>>149001335
>he just realized
Kekmu is for white retards while Kektos is for brown retards. Plain and simple.

Random question, but how fast do you have to be to physically occupy two places at once with speed?

>>149001330
>Statement and scaling
Goku tard...

>>149001355
>severe overkill
*severely overkilled fuck

Post superman destroying a galaxy

>>149001361
Depdends on the distance but compared to actual irl humans would be hypersonic

>>149001355
>Severe overkill
Severely overkill the entire Touhou verse*
Whoops my bad

>>149001355
go crazy

>>149001330
>Goku has the mass equivalent of a galaxy yet struggles to lift some tons

>>149001330
>There is [SCALING]
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE

>>149001362
Both Broly and Buu destroy a galaxy on-screen.
>scaling
This is like saying someone who bends a steel rod is 'scaling' to the tensile strength of steel.

>>149001367
I... CANNOT EITHER

>>149001367
You don't want to play that game, boy. Cause when we bring up DC. We don't pull up Galaxies, we pull up infinities for our average tuesday feat.

>>149001355
That's a star in the way that the black hole Goku destroyed was a black hole.

I used to seriously think that super tengen toppa gurren lagann could throw around entire galaxies after watching the anime. Learning of the statement that make them some vague dimensional spiral energy pocket dimension really killed the hype for the scene kek

>>149001390
>Simon gaped all those infinities
Touhoubros we don’t have a chance in HELL against this man…….

I used to seriously think Touhou was multiversal and that Sakura beats the pants off DIO due to how often it got repeated. Learning that they're arguably not even town level and die to stuff like the vacuum of space really killed the hype for having Touhou on DB kek

>>149001390
no, you have to post a galaxy being destroyed. we don't take kindly about vague infinity statements 'round here. unless the vague infinity statements are galaxy-shaped, of course

>>149001369
> hypersonic
Danm really? I've heard that you can get up to FTL or infinite speed. But it's that low.

>>149001412
there is no touhou character called sakura. and why would beating dio be anything above wall level?

>>149001412
DioCHADS we can still win!

I didn't watch the Simon vs Kyle's analysis, is it true that they brought up something about 12.3 dimensions?

>DIOfags hiding behind simoncretins
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>149001428
That's why I said depends on the distance. If its some interplanetary distance then the speed scales like you said, but IRL distances are not that big, if you wanted to troll someone and appear in two places simultaneously inside his home then hypersonic would do.

>DioGODS rising up after TARDhoufags outed themselves as frauds trying to win against SimonSCHOLARS
Yup yup yup

>>149001361
Whenever I see this question, I always think of this.

>>149001416
>unless the vague infinity statements are galaxy-shaped, of course
>This galaxy is actually an universe is a vague statement
You niggers...

ok now for more multiversal feats. promit you'll stop crying after this?
https://youtu.be/NmNAFpq7S8k?feature=shared&t=1488

>>149000658
>>149000913
easy Sonic win even in base

Who do they fight?

>>149000562
Calling it a feats only zone is a statement

If a sun goes supernova or is destroyed.
It releases energy that essentially atomizes every planet in the solar system and then the blast travels 200 light years and destroys anything else in that range.

>>149001478
where is the multiversal feat
>this power can shake the heavens
>then goes onto say a generic "I'll remake this world in my image"
that's it?

>>149001478
>Entire conversation full of statements
>The moment the fight starts the animations are all street to building level in scale

>>149001428
Not him, but it's not hypersonic, it's "hypersonic" for a human's perspective it would look like 2 people to them at that speed.
But if it's a genuine body double, that you can touch, fight with, hit, and interact with, and one that's not done through a duplication ability, that would be infinite speed theoretically, and by then it wouldn't just be limited to doubles since you can do an infinite number of them, basically omnipresence with speed.
That's context dependent mostly.

>>149001477
>This galaxy is actually an universe is NOT a vague statement
So, the mid tier touhou character Doremy Sweet throws multiverses (as that's what dream souls contain, and she spams them) and touhou still outscales simon at the peak of his power. do I need to keep repeating myself?
(Of course, we don't have any indication that those universes are infinite or particularly big, while dream souls ARE infinite)

>>149001490
Me. I'll do it.

>>149001490
They should fight the Neptunia CPUs.

>>149001518
I..What? You know that Gurren laggan has actual feats to back it up?

not powerscale related but how in the HELL do those star shades stick to his face

>Doremy throws multiverses
Are those “multiverses” as impressive as this “star”?
>>149001226

Yep, the cope has begun. Tenshi destroys and remakes the entire TTGL verse in her image and there's NOTHING simon can do about it HAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>149001528

Only if they kick the CPUs' asses.

>>149001541
FUARK I JOBBED to the reply system……
>>149001238

>>149001546
???????????
who?

>>149001549
CPUs can fight giant dragons and robots, they curbstomp Senran Kagura without even trying.

KNEEL

>>149001532
No it doesn't. Unlike Touhou. I know you think it's the greatest thing ever because of some empty faggy motivational quotes but it's time to start living in reality now.

>>149001562

Screw it then. I don't want those CPU bitches in any fight they might win.

>Tenshi destroys multiverses she gapes TTGL!!!!
>Post a visual feat of her doing so like the “star” that can’t even destroy a city? Uhhhhhhhhhh……….

>>149000658
Sonic loses hard.

>>149001570
Lelouch is PLANETARY?!?!?!?

>>149001554
some twink from some reddit mecha anime iirc

>>149001578
>No it doesn't. Unlike Touhou.
you call a star destroying a small village an impressive feat?

>>149001570
HOLY FUARK HE’S MULTIVERSAL JUST LIKE TENSHI!

>>149001546
>her
Tenchi is a multiversal beast but I don't remember him transitioning

>>149001578
A-Are you kylejeesh?

>>149001554
Some cunt from a literal who bullet hell no one cares about.

>>149000441 (OP)
Yuki hard counters 90% of all fiction by having a very specific info based Existence Erasure and a higher dimensional erasing Reality Warping with Haruhi's powers.

Also her higher dimensional computer-likemind and probability manip guarantee she'll eventually get the wincon or guarantee a stalemate

>Seething over statements
>When they are in love with that "this galaxy is a universe" screencap
It's genuinely over. take the knee now.

>>149000658
This would probably do worse than Macho Man vs Kool-Aid Man, to be honest.

>>149001238
>>149001270
Fuark this visual feat is better than any statement and it’s not even CITY level…….

>>149001604
>very specific
that makes it weaker not stronger dumbfuck

>>149001619
I tried to get Touhou cosmology but nobody answered me lol

Define "layer"
Define infinite "dimensions"

>Tenshi is probably stronger than Sakuya (don't know or care about Touhou 'lore' who honestly gives a fuck)
>Tenshi failed to recreate the world in her image

>Pucci successfully recreated the world in his image
>Star Platinum is stated to be the most powerful stand which lines up with how Weather Control was able to BTFO Pucci and it's a shit jobber mid tier stand which means even the weakest stands in Jojo's are casually multiversal in base (Star Platinum itself only 'lost' to Pucci because of JOBlene and this was all part of his plan anyway especially given the anime plays Jotaro's theme during the final beatdown)
>DIO is stated to be the equal if not superior to Star Platinum and Jotaro

FUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!

>>149000441 (OP)
did simon mindbreak the general?

God DAMN IT, why can CHADmon have lore, statements AND feats but my verse can’t have ALL 3………

>>149001619
>relying on multiple statements while shitting your pants over one directly made by the creator of TTGL

>>149001635
Touhoutards can't since they lack the intelligence to differentiate feats from statements.

>this makes a multiverse-sized mech crap its pants
regardless of who's stronger that's pretty good.

>>149001656
I want to rape Reimu.

>>149001656
>Posts girl who jobs to oxygen deprivation

>>149001647
because that's how TEAM DAI-GURREN ROLLS

>>149001629
No? It means that if you do not resist her shit specifically, you die.

Like how people with cursed energy in jjk and cosmo users in saint seiya, or the hilbert effect in xenosaga

>>149001646
Yeah, but kratos also did that
>>149001660
Favorite Fetish?

>>149001656
ooh ooh simon! move over, I'll handle this one for you!

>>149001660
How old is Reimu so I can know if I should reply with PSYCHOku… or Hal Jordan…?

>>149001656
arle victim

>>149001648
you are incomprehensible. do you like statements or not man? touhou's multiversal and that's a fact, quit sqealing now.

>>149001656
Define "layer"
Define "dimension"
Does the verse take place inside these layers? If so why is she checking town-sized balls around when she has cosmology feats? Are they pocket dimensions like JJK?

You have not represented yourself.

>>149001687
I-I-I-I………..

Who cares? Wally still neg diffs every name mentioned ITT combined.

>>149001679
she has no canon age but lives alone and is an alcoholic

>>149001679
>>149001703

>Wally
Weaker than Kyle who got DRILLED by Simon.

>>149001685
>touhou's multiversal and that's a fact, quit sqealing now.
Then why does Reimu job to oxygen?

>troonhou tard still believes anyone here actually believes his multiversal crap
Ahahahahahahaha

>>149001703
>>149001705
I’m rolling with too old for Hal then.
>>149001660
PSYCHOku…

>>149001671
Ryona, I masturbate to videos of women crying.

>>149001717
PSYCHOku…

>>149001720
I don't get the reference. I want to know if I should feel offended or laught at this, explain, please.

>>149001717
Ben…

>>149001676
>DCkeks also job to hypnosis
Kneel immediately and maybe I'll let you keep your dignity.

>>149001730
/dbs/ meme where Goku is a psychopath who goes around raping women, little girls, little boys and torturing and murdering his friends and family in the hopes one of them will become strong enough from being angry to give him a good fight.

Sonic beats Goku btw

>>149001752
Kek. Then I laugh because it is ridiculous af.

>>149001516
>if it's a genuine body double, that you can touch, fight with, hit, and interact with
Would distance still matter in that case? Like this clip >>149001471 Is the distance too small to be infinite speed, and thus is only hypersonic?

So, turns out Simon isn't even galaxy level. I mean I still scale kyle below that so it doesn't change the result of the fight, but yeesh what a blow to the ego of his fans.

So, turns out no one in Touhou is even planetary level, must be a ginormous blow to the fans because now Touhou loses 90% of their match ups.

So wait, they're multiversal but they job without oxygen? How does that work?

>>149001782
Nah, simoncucks are purely delusional. Their ego is an illusion at best.

>>149001828
You weren’t supposed to ask that….

>>149001828
Don’t worry Touhou fans, Gokubros have struggled to answer this question for years!

>>149001828
I don't know Goku

>>149001828
Y’know maybe TouhouCHADS and CHADgon CHADS aren’t so different after all

Wait... Is Touhou even above country level?

>>149001770
Distance is irrelevant in the context of body doubles. As for the clip, it's iffy if that genuine or not, cause why does the clone fade away, it's portrayed like an after image rather than a real clone built from speed.

>>149001855
1600's village level

>>149001831
uh huh. sure.

>>149001855
We literally have panels on hand of their stars not being town sized and one of the strongest characters in the verse saying that's an example of them "going all out"

FRAUDhou troons really fumbled hard on these threads lmao.

>>149001831
much like the "multiversal" illusory labyrinth he absorbed i guess

>All this squabble
You guys do realize
Hax > Attack potency

>>149001901
What is hax gonna do if I literally disappear into a fourth dimensional axis?

>HALT, BEFORE YOU CAN PASS THE BRIDGE OF DEATH YOU MUST ANSWER THREE QUESTIONS, WHAT, IS YOUR NAME?
>I am TouhouCHAD!
>WHAT, IS YOUR QUEST?
>To prove that Touhou solos all of fiction!
>HOW, STRONG IS THE AVERAGE TOUHOU CHARACTER?
>I- W-Wait I don’t know that!!! AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149001901
>Hax > Attack potency
TOUHOU WINS YET AGAIN!!!!!!!
YUYUKO SIMPLY THINKS AND SIMON IS DEAD!

>>149001901
Hax is only useful if you're fast enough to not get one-shot by the person stronger than you

>>149001916
>Literally unscaleable

>>149001901
Yhwach would job to a 4d guy with a lightsaber.
>t. Sciencefag

>>149001831
True. That's why the simonfag needs to be here 24/7 to prop it up and spammed the last two weeks about a verse losing rather than about 'his' verse winning lol

>>149001901
>Hax > Attack potency
Yup yup yup all of Touhou’s vague statements immediately scale Simon above their entire verse via adaptation hax, GG

Post a rock being a rock without me saying it's a rock.

>>149001960
I... CAN......!

Post a Touhou feat that scales them above at least city-level.

>>149001977
The sister above literally posted the star crash, stop downplaying

Name a good reason why fan content shouldn't be included on Death Battle.
>m-muh unoffici-
Doesn't matter. Death Battle takes characters at their best, by their own words. If they're their 'best' in noncanon material, that should be where they're placed.

>>149001940
....wait a minute

>>149001940
You weren't supposed to point that out...

>>149001990
>troonhou lost word anon

>>149001990
Facts! We ALL want Lord X and other exes to debut and stomp every verse there is.

>>149001990
Suggsverse deities

Post /dbg/ posts that have aged poorly, I’ll start.
>We've unanimously agreed Kyle is hard winning against Simon.
>There has been minimal discussion of Chief v Slayer cause Chief wins in all instances
>It will get fewer views than Kratosura.
Kyle wins btw.
>Shame. It would get more views if Simon wins.
>No. Nobody gives a solitary fuck about either of them, and less about the matchup. The only people shitting themselves over it itt are lame loser powerfags who've been mindbroken by DC being the verified strongest in fiction.
>I can't fucking believe this. I've seen countless schizo arguments over multiple threads talking about all of the ways that Simon counters Kyle with all of his powers and feats, and it just so happens that the one thing Simon has zero answer for, happens to be fucking time travel.
>Forget the corndogs. The fucking boot wins. AGAIN.
>>Kyle with LE and Source Wall
>Wins
>>Kyle without the LE and the WL
>Wins
>>Kyle with just the GL ring
>Wins
>but his energy runs out faster!
>Don't care, Kyle still wins
>>but he can't even use the LE!
>Don't care, Kyle still wins
>>but he can't even make a galaxy sized construct without instantly losing all of his energy!
>Don't care. Kyle wins.
>>I lost the debate so all I can say is no u
>Take the loss like a man. Even Dragon Ball spics are more mature than you. Getting mad at fanfics. Write your own story, animate it, voice act in it, provide unbiased stats for feats and hax if you don't like it. Prove Death Battle wrong then, pussy.
>Swan lives rent free in your head. You think about him every waking moment. He doesn't know you exist and doesn't care if you don't like that Simon lost. You'll live the rest of your sad pathetic life thinking about how Simon lost in a fan fiction fight. Still supporting Death Battle of course. The team will make hundreds of thousands of dollars to read comic books and watch anime. You'll always work at McDonald's. I'll have fries with those everlasting tears over Simon's LOSS!

>>149001986
TouhouGODS are comfortably car crash level now? They're leveling up!

Flandre Scarlet blew up a meteor once.

>>149002044
Big deal, Godzilla did that, and /dbg/ shits on him.

>>149002051
Love yourself, nikochad.

>>149002044
Speaking of meteors, the power level they gave Jolyne in Dio's analysis due to her meteor feat was absolutely ridiculous. Said meteors were basically flaming pebbles by the time they reached her.

Dragon Ball verse is a featless fraudulent solar system level at best verse

>>149002076
That was a HIGH Outerversal elephant though.

>>149002076
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ELEPHANT! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME THE ELEPHANT’S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!
>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE ELEPHANT-SAMA’S BIG LONG TRUNK!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM ELEPHANT!
>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN THE ELEPHANT’S TRUNK SO I CAN EXPERIENCE ALL THE GROSS MUCUS THAT GETS IN HERE AND FEED ON ALL HIS LEFTOVERS! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT, NOW I CAN ONLY FEED OFF ALL THE GROSS HAND ME DOWNS THE ELEPHANT GIVES ME AND HIS TRUNK SNOT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE THE LIONS BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!
>OH MAN IT’S WARM IN HERE! AND WET, THIS NOSE SNOT IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE DRIED UP LEAVES WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF BARK! A TRUE ELEPHANT BANQUET! BON APPETITE ELEPHANT!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE AT THE ZOO HAVING FUN, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE ALL THE LIONS IN THEIR ENCLOSURE! THEY’RE PROBABLY IN PAIN AND EVERYONE WANTS A REFUND FOR HAVING THEIR DAY RUINED NOW! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MUCUS SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD ELEPHANT! YOUR WET SNOT IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME MONKEY I AM ELEPHANT!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A FILTHY NOSTRIL MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF A POOR MAN’S VEGAN DIET!
>THE STENCH OF TREES IS JUST AMAZING, I’M THE LUCKIEST BASE ELEPHANT VICTIM EVER!!!

I love how these threads NEVER adress why the vsbw ratings are wrong.
just lol vsbw bad.

they do get stuff wrong, but this is just retarded

Who can destroy a galaxy in DC? So far Kyle can't and Superman can't so Who can? Atleast DB has movie broly to carry Gokek, but what does DC have?

Post anyone in Danny Phantom destroying a planet.

You all hear Bandai Namco brought back Dig Dug, for a week?

Post Whispy Woods destroying a city.

>Aang-sama?!?! You're going to FIGHT me and Reimu at the same time?! Waku waku I bet this will be an epic ba-
>*pulls all the air of their lungs*

>>149001679
>>149001716
PSYCHOku is too weak to do anything to Reimu. Hal Jordan's got this.

Post anyone in Guilty Gear destroying a planet.

>Darth SIDIOUS-sama?!!? You're challenging me to a DUEL? Well I'll have you know I can destroy multiverses and a couple of houses an-
>*force chokes*

>>149002176
>WAKU WAKU
>blows up the Saiyan planet again

Post Cream the Rabbit doing ANYTHING remotely impressive in a non spin off game.

Horus could beat simon. Just put him in a pocket dimension where he goes insane for thousands of years like what happened to rogal dorne.

>>149002195
No, legit, Cream the Rabbit is super strong. Why and How?
>In Sonic Heroes, she is able to effortlessly lift and fly around while carrying Amy Rose and Big the Cat.
Big's gotta be pushing 300lbs.

>>149002191
>posting JOBrale

post TOAA/the presence destroy a planet on panel

>>149002215
She got up from that and started laughing.

>>149002207
2-A elephant-sama...

LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH

>>149002219
TOAA and The Presence aren’t omnipotents so this is a legitimate question btw

>>149002204
listen, simon lacks feats to back up his statements but mindhax pocket dimensions have a bad track record against him

>>149002204
>Horus could beat Simon. Just [DO THING ANTI SPIRAL ALREADY TRIED]

>>149002227
Is that some gay slang i'm too heterosexual to understand?

DON'T WORRY GOKU-SAN I'LL FIGHT THE ELEPHANT FOR YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd3v3Om5fao

>>149002227
Is that some multiverse busting linguistics I’m too much of a sub city level fraud to understand?

>>149002204
>Tried it. He got out.

>>149002225
My Heroes the Russians are tier 1-B and would unironically rape elephag

>>149002222
she lost and got taken out of the fight

Elephants? Send in the man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A6tNff9y98

>>149002284
That means the guy who took her out scales above Goku, Vegeta and Beerus.

>>149002284
>got up
check
>started laughing
check
Where was I wrong?

>>149002154
Name a specific VSBW rating and I'll tell you why it's wrong.

>>149002315
Warhammer

>>149002315
B-B-But I could name half the wiki and you’d be able to FRAUDcheck them!

>>149002204
The pocket dimension wouldn’t work because the Multiversal Labyrinth was basically that times infinity. The best way to break Simon would be through something like the One Ring. He wouldn’t be able to resist it since it’s not willpower based, but instead based on the breadth of your soul and its simplicity in terminality. Even Simon resigning himself to just drilling wells wouldn’t be enough in humility to overcome it.

>>149002315
Umineko
Touhou
Dragon Ball
Naruto
DC
Marvel

So I was looking for out of pocket picks for Marvel Tokon roster options and came across Silver Dagger.
How does he match up with Kiritsugu Emiya?

>>149002324
>>149002333
>name a specific VSBW rating
>h-here's a whole verse
I cacchinate.

>>149002154
Uh...Any xianxia MC

>>149002349
When I say "Warhammer" you know which character I'm referring to man

>>149002333
All of those are right tho.

>Chaos Gods and God Emperor are all High Outerversal
Post anyone in Warhammer 40k destroying a galaxy.

>>149001220
>Why is Touhou’s most popular match Sakuya vs Dio
Sakuya gapes DIO so hard you unironically need to give DIO The world Over Heaven for him to even last against Lowballed Sakuya

>>149002357
>Dame i got the worst headache rn.

>>149002315
Alright I will, High balled Superman and Super Saiyan Blue Goku

>>149002315
Monarch of Pointland

>>149002385
post any feat Sakuya has that's above DIO throwing the top of a building

>>149001220
>>149002385
>>149002404
wait doesn't Dio have hypnosis?

>>149002346
Silver Dagger being a Dr. Strange villain from his earlier days.

>>149002333
>Umineko
The cosmology under the "le R > F" layers was considered to not be sufficient enough to make the witch/creator domain as "outerversal" due to jobbing at quantum physics to the witches become 1-B and Featherine 1-A rather than the witches being 1-A and featherine boundless. That's correct.
>Touhou
Caps out at like 2-C which is "someone can loosely blow up something that vaguely resembles two universe boxes of 3d." That's correct I guess.
>Dragon Ball
Everyone is 2C, zeno is like 1-C or something. That's correct.
>Naruto
At 4b? Seems a bit high when they're a bunch of faggy ninjas but maybe there is some chakra bullshit idc.
>DC
All those weak jobbers are 2C like dragon ball.
>Marvel
Never looked and don't care desu.

>>149002357
>Spirals huh? Thanks for the tip.

>>149002387
>High balled Superman
The VSBW page itself has Superman at 'Low Complex Multiversal' and then all of the actual listed feats are of him 'contributing to' or being lesser than power equivalent to that of the Big Bang. That's a start.
>Super Saiyan Blue Goku
I mean, that one's pretty easy. Weird Beerus GoD energy destroying the universe through the shockwaves =/= the physical strength needed to hit the ground and blow up the whole thing.

Touhou lost this thread

>>149002315
Danny Phantom.

>>149002466
And the last one too.

>>149002472
Nuke level. Done.

>>149002452
>The VSBW page itself has Superman at 'Low Complex Multiversal'
What are you talking about?
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Superman_(Post-Crisis)

>>149002452
I mean yeah, but where would you say they actually are though? Like would you say Goku is just Universal or do you only buy planetary, same deal with supes.
>>149002479
That nuke would've eviscerated touhou

>>149002331
Simon is a reality warper, The One Ring can't do shit to him if he just wants it not to.

>>149001641
Pucci explicitly failed to recreate his ideal world retard, that's why he begged emporio to kill him AFTER Made in Heaven completed another full cycle
>>149002387
Here is ZUN describing how she can canonically obtain infinite mass, I would post the Page on the fairy manga that directly gives says she is casually Faster than light but my folders are a fucking mess
>>149002424
DIO is too slow to even hit Sakuya will The World, not to mention she Haxes his ass to infinity.
For DIO fighting Sakuya would be like fighting The World, King Crimson, Bites the Dust, Made in Heaven, And D4C at the same time

>>149002452
>I mean, that one's pretty easy. Weird Beerus GoD energy destroying the universe through the shockwaves =/= the physical strength needed to hit the ground and blow up the whole thing.
That is not only wrong, but KEKu was explicitly nulifying the universal destroying shockwaves.

>>149002331
>The One Ring would work on a guy who scales higher than everyone in LoTR except for possibly Eru, including Morgoth who is Sauron’s boss

>>149002487
>New 52 lost to Base. SPEED EQUALIZED, Sonic
What literally how, I don't even like Sodomizedman but how the fuck did the fags at VSBW come to that conclusion

>>149002506
Found it

>>149002506
He says "In reality, if you.." and then makes a joke about Sakuya's weight during stopped time as an extension of that explanation.
That isn't even flowery language being hard to interpret cross languages, that's just misreading tone.

>>149002506
>statement
>>149002542
>actual feat

>>149002524 (me)
>Goku and Bejita lost to onepiece idol
Is there anyway to fix VSBW? I don't think nuking the Site will even help at this point

>>149002492
Goku has to be planetary for the story of Dragon Ball to work. Frieza could destroy Vegeta, Goku's stronger than Frieza. Not every character exudes their maximum power at every point possible, but they should be able to at bare minimum destroy a planet or are many times stronger than characters who could. Anything more than that veers into weird wank and statements that we have no way to gauge the accuracy of or things that would make flat out no sense with the narrative - if Goku could destroy the universe or multiverse, why not do that against Zamasu instead of having to call Zeno.
Superman is weirder because comics are a lot more inconsistent, but I think roughly the same applies. The first time Superman sundips is to be able to gain enough strength to push a planet quickly in the first place, and he regularly struggles (but still succeeds) in moving around the Earth and Moon or destroying small planets and such. His villains like Cyborg Superman or Tyrant have destroyed planets and Superman is nowadays treated as well above them. Supes' durability tends to be exaggerated a lot more than his strength if anything but VSBW rarely ever makes that kind of distinction.

>>149002506
And one small page of The Grimoire of Marisa describing how her time powers outclass anything DIO can do even while Heaven Ascended, I forgot to add Mandom to the list of stands abilities Sakuya has by default
Feel free to try to form an argument in favor of DIO, but I already know the only thing you can do for him is bring up Jorge Joestar

Kratos won this thread, as he has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is far less of a fraud than the entire 2hou verse

>>149002584
>Goku has to be planetary for the story of Dragon Ball to work. Frieza could destroy Vegeta, Goku's stronger than Frieza. Not every character exudes their maximum power at every point possible, but they should be able to at bare minimum destroy a planet or are many times stronger than characters who could. Anything more than that veers into weird wank and statements that we have no way to gauge the accuracy of or things that would make flat out no sense with the narrative - if Goku could destroy the universe or multiverse, why not do that against Zamasu instead of having to call Zeno.
Secondary kun...He was tired after getting his ass kicked by the faggy green elf and niggerku. He even states how he could destroy infinitezu if he wasn't tired.

>>149002581
I think it is okay to let people enjoy things.

>>149002517
Post Eru destroying a planet.

>>149002581
I just checked the matchup
https://vsbattles.com/threads/goku-and-vegeta-fight-a-10-b-human.176406/page-3#post-6952884
It was an equalized speed matchup, and they're right, Goku has zero resistances to her abilities if you equalize speed, it becomes a stomp for her.

>>149002506
Why is Dio Sakuya’s only opponent then?
>But the thematic similarities!
Goku has plenty with 90% of shonen protags but since they all work off chainscaling he obliterates all of them so no one ever matches him up with them, why isn’t Sakuya getting paired up with someone on her level instead of a building level dude?

Would your hero date a 240 year old space elf?

>>149002602
He made one.

>>149002499
The thing is that Simon wouldn’t know he would want to do that, since he would already be ensnared in his soul without any capacity of resistance through pure potency of will.

The major weakness of spiral warriors is that they are arbitrarily, infinitely powerful, but nonetheless are limited to finite mental dimensions. Very similar to the Beyonder, in that the multiversal labyrinth’s absorption was Simon becoming the “best possible version of himself” (in learning from all versions of his life that could have been), but that version of Simon in reaching enlightenment won because of his “limited” human emotions, rather than in spite of them.

Simon didn’t become an alien mass of all possible experience in the universe in terms of infinite combination and excess and complexity. That’s what the Anti-Spiral was trying to prevent. Someone who could bypass all of that through being from an order of that level (e.g., the Lovecraftian old ones, Morgoth, etc.) would stumble upon the equivalent of a mindless body of infinite mass. No challenge at all for someone who is comparatively just thought.

>>149002602
why would he?

>>149002632
Dude the Valar are explicitly stated to be immune to the effects of Sauron’s ring and Simon scales far, FAR above all of them in both power and abilities including Melkor who Sauron served, the ring wouldn’t do shit to him no matter what.

>>149002624
>>149002638
>I..........

>>149002646
Simon isn’t anywhere near the Valar for the reason I mentioned. He’s infinitely physically powerful, but to beings of pure intellect like them being infinitely physically powerful is like being infinitely better at checkers while playing someone in chess. Totally different domains.

>>149002611
I guess but realistically couldn't one ki blast just kill her, speed equalization is retarded because you can't say this guy goes first, just seems like an inconclusive match to me.

>>149002673
… can post Eru making a planet which means he can also destroy one.

>>149002602
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T!!!!!!!

>>149002678
The Valar’s intelligence has nothing to do with their power or their immunity to the Ring.

>>149002632
Dude, everyone in LOTR knows what the ring does, it isn't a mystery. Bri'sh midgets with hairy feet can resist it.

>>149002685
>can't post Eru destroying a planet

>You can’t post [guy who made a planet] destroying a planet so he’s a fraud!
What manner of retardation is this?

>>149002701
Omniversal hobbits.

>>149000515
>without statements FRAUDvel and DCeks cap out at star level meaning he still solos their cosmologies

>>149002708
Put the planet in the bag lil pup

>>149002591
Sorry for the wait Kratosbro allow me to indulge your humiliation fetish
Here is Reimu Fighting A Yatagarasu with the power of controlling nuclear Reactions and blessed by the sun goddess herself
https://youtu.be/x_F5tlI8i4U?si=ddPYEnlSSiG8SnsT
Mind you we know this is the real deal hot enough to kill anything in seconds and dense enough to have it's own gravity. And the fight happened inside a nuclear reactor at the center of the earth
This already surpasses even the Helios wank btw

But if you want something less concrete and more dependant on "Lore" take this
https://youtu.be/yQUlcj4Qf_c?si=6GzyivE_zketLiXE
Here we have Yuuma (Sheep girl) fighting a vampire with the power to destroy absolutely anything, you can see how she gets completely obligated before going beast mode because her ability makes her almost indestructible.
Now what the visuals won't tell you is that the fight takes place in the Hell of Blood Pool's an infinite place where all the Sins of humanity gather in the form of Petroleum, the place holds an infinite volume of oil because the weight of humanity's sin is endless.
Surely a Kratostard like you will understand the implications of these girls shaking the whole thing over and over during the fight right?

>HBOCstro trying to feed Simon to Morgoth because he got GAPED in the G1 blog
Simon is not coming back to Death Battle

Bane is getting GAPED by Jack, Doomsday is getting GAPED by Doomsday, Sinestro is getting GAPED by Morgoth or Terumi, Etrigan is getting GAPED by Devilman.
DC is OVER. Get over it.

>>149002715
>Creates and throws an entire Earth at the anon who made this post

G. Post the secret cookbook pages.

>>149002701
BOUNDLESS BEAST Hobbitses

>>149002730
He can maybe do about half that

>>149002729
Simon still scales above all of LoTR save for Eru who’s omnipotent so this doesn’t change anything for Sinestro btw

>>149002616
>Why is Dio Sakuya’s only opponent then?
For the same reason Reimu has no good Match ups at all (other than maybe that girl Listroon spams)
At least she also has Hit... Another garbage MU this time against a complete NPC

>>149002695
Tolkien literally says that the hierarchy of spiritual beings in his narrative is through mind, which is why Melkor, as the greatest created intelligence prior to his fall (hence being his analogy to Lucifer), was known to be the highest on the hierarchy before being deposed in rebellion.

Being infinitely physically powerful isn’t really anything against someone who is infinitely more intelligent than you and operates on a domain of pure mind.
The Beyonder is

>>149002746
>FRAUDru

>>149001687
>Are they pocket dimensions like JJK?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149002722
>Here is Reimu Fighting A Yatagarasu with the power of controlling nuclear Reactions
>just posts a fight with a bunch of wall-building level attacks and energy blasts
WEAK.

>dense enough to have it's own gravity
Everything with mass has it's own gravity. WEAK.

>And the fight happened inside a nuclear reactor at the center of the earth
This is like me saying "Kratos fought across every realm and the very depths of Helheim and Muspelheim" is a feat. WEAK.

>Surely a Kratostard like you will understand the implications of these girls shaking the whole thing over and over
>SCREEN SHAKING is a feat now

I asked for FEATS, Touhou TRANNY. Not this WEAK garbage. You must be BETTER MEN.

>>149002753
I meant to say the Beyonder is similar in being the exact same, infinitely powerful but mentally limited. It was the consensus on battleboards that he would lose against Lucifer because the latter could just manipulate the former into killing himself. Very similar here.

>>149002703
The faggot holds an entire type 4 multiverse in his head.
https://imgur.com/a/cNjd70L

>>149002774
The Death Battle LITERALLY showed Kyle trying to mentally manipulate Simon and failing. Why do you people keep trying to toss provably failed win cons at him?

>>149002753
I’d say this is hard to believe without a source but Melkor does legitimately become stupider as he rebels more and more against Eru going from being able to speech check the Valar into letting him go after imprisoning him despite creating horrific abominations out of innocent Elves and Ents to trying to brute force all of life’s problems by the time he gets imprisoned again, so eh, I can buy it.

>>149002722
>Here is Reimu Fighting A Yatagarasu with the power of... Doing what humans have learned how to do for over half a century.
KEKYPOO!!
>Here we have Yuuma (Sheep girl) fighting a vampire with the power to destroy absolutely anything except the literal blood that's around them
>He thinks shaking the POV camera is a feat
KWAB!!! KINGTOS ALWAYS WINS!!

>>149002772
>This is like me saying "Kratos fought across every realm and the very depths of Helheim and Muspelheim" is a feat. WEAK.
I... I didn't expect you to fraudcheck yourself...
But I'll take it, thanks for the honesty Kratosdog

>>149002785
B-B-But my spam about Eru not destroying le planet despite making one with 0 effort……

>>149002788
Post Kyle mentally manipulating anybody successfully.

>>149002785
So...
You can't?

>>149002788
Kyle and Simon are both literal retards in the grand scale. Both of them looking at a Great Old one would break their minds and they would die.

>>149002772
>>149002792
Post Kratos destroying a star

>>149002816
>Boat victim babble

>>149002817
Post a 2hou character demonstrating a feat greater than city-level.

Simon would look at a Great Old One and just see a spoopier Anti-Spiral.

>>149002812
I just posted something better, you retarded nigger.
>inb4. B-But
Post how destroying a planet is stronger than empowering literal type 4 shit.

>>149002785
>novel statements

>>149002809
He literally did it to the entire universe except for one lady with exceptional willpower (and Simon in the DB, I guess)

>>149002831
Anti-Spiral couldn’t even mindbreak a person he created because of her emotions.

>>149002832
You posted
>Statements
But even then just admit you can't, you're doing essentially the same thing as the Touhoufags.
You plainly have no feats beyond at best planet creation.

>>149002817
You weren't supposed to ask that...

>Feats
>Statements
>Lore

I have them all.

>>149002856
Kratos...

>>149002830
I already posted a whole star level battle (small star but still)
But since Touhou has plenty of Good feats I'll indulge your retardation for a while
Here is Hecatia's Lunatic impact spell card. She throws moons around at the heroines on Touhou 15.
Now post Kratos destroying a moon

>>149002856
TOMCHAD THECHAD CATCHAD!!!!

>>149002856
Simon the Wigger?!

>>149002861
HUMMINA HUMMINA ARE THOSE MOONS....SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN A NORMAL PERSON???
ZAMN ZAMN ZAMN SHE MIGHT BE A PROBLEM FOR JOHN WICK

>>149002856
The whole Touhou verse...

If Beyonder and Simon are both infinitely powerful but mentally limited, who wins between them?

>>149002847
No? Jebus you are idiotic.

>>149002856
Simon the Digger…

>>149002861
>Here is Hecatia's Lunatic impact spell card. She throws around slightly large boulders
KEKAROOO!!! THIS IS YOUR STAR-LEVEL FEAT?!

>>149002868
>...Which is something I have to imagine because I can't actually post him doing anything at all like that

>>149002878
>No?
Doesn't even know, what a fucking retard. LOTRfags really are not sending their best.

>>149002841
>post facto potential future
>not him 'literally' doing it
Post Kyle actually mentally manipulating anybody successfully.

>>149002876
Both of them reached enlightenment in Simon becoming one with all his possible lives and Beyonder escaping The House of Ideas and becoming unbound by his status as a narrative device in Ewing’s Defenders. The Beyonder wins though because he could kill and recreate the concept of death in SWII and Simon couldn’t with Nia.

>>149002876
Hal Jordan, of course!

>>149002861
Kratos would unironically destroy that boulder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rJBP0jz95M
go to 8:25

>>149002915
Take a picture of the planet about to hit you.

>>149002871
>>149002883
Nope, sorry Kratostards I already knew you would pull that cope
Here is the direct page on the Grimoire of Usami that confirms Hecatia summons real moons, this is a canon book written by ZUN himself.
Now Post Kratos destroying a Moon or else he is a Touhou victim

>>149002917
… gets effortless obliterated by their clash as collateral damage since Kyle who is stronger than him was drilled to death by Simon.

>>149002926
>Half-baked
>Huge Asteroid
Unironic Kratos victim

>>149002926
>humans think the moon is [weird metaphorical shit]
>but it's actually [weird metaphorical shit]
>has nothing to do with and is obviously not the size of the actual moon
To be fair, I mean, it makes sense the moon is as big as a loli in the Touhouverse if their stars are the size of a city block

>>149002905
I thought vaporized because she was made by the anti-spiral, when it was trying to kill her it couldn't.

>>149002926
>Here is the direct page on the Grimoire of Usami that confirms Hecatia summons real human-sized moons that Kratos can just punch through as seen with >>149002918

>>149002904
>>post facto potential future
It was inevitable as long as he held onto the Life Equation that he would do it
>>not him 'literally' doing it
That's exactly what happens on the page

>>149002918
See >>149002926 that's a real moon. There's no "flowery language" in Touhou words have power so when you name something it turns said name into reality
Picrel is another example, the spell card is a literal Battlefield even if the Danmaku looks like that
>>149002939
>Half baked
A moon is nothing for Touhou standards
>Huge asteroid
Sumireko is making a Majora's mask reference you retard, also even an asteroid would still be above city level and outclass anything Kratos has done
Post Kratos destroying an asteroid
>>149002953
There's no metaphorical language in Touhou spell card names are literal a s Hecatia caused a huge ruckus because of her spell card

>>149002965
I mean he couldn’t bring her back since she was part of Anti-Spiral who Simon erased from existence on an informational level. But Beyonder in killing the concept of death was nonetheless able to bring death back by killing something, even after he said nothing in the multiverse put together could kill anything when the concept of death was itself dead.

If Touhoufags engaged with the threads like this more often there might unironically have some actual match ups brought up for their characters to fight in by now instead of the same old hat picks that have been discussed for over a decade.

>>149002982
>Sumireko is making a Majora's mask reference you retard
ZAMN you mean the game where the moon is the size of a small town and just blows up a country by moving at 1 mph somehow?? ZAMN ZAMN Touhou grows stronger by the day!

>There's no metaphorical language in Touhou
>posts the most metaphorical language thing ever
Do troonhou niggers even read what they write?

>>149002969
Nice cope but you know that using "it looks like X so it can't be Y" logic would make Kratos barely town level right?

>>149003005
>ZAMN you mean the game where the moon is the size of a small town and just blows up a country
A country that's the size of a medium sized city btw!!

>>149003011
FUUUUAAARRRRKKKK IS ASURA ALREADY WASHED AS A KINGTOS RIVAL? KRATOS VS REIMU WHEN???

The entirety of Majora's Mask? The thing that TERRIFIES top level Touhou characters

Sub speeding car level.

So, what have we learned today?
We learned that
>2hou loses to hypnosis
>2hou loses to forests
>2hou loses to oxygen deprivation and poison gas
>2hou moons are adult-male sized boulders
>2houfags think screenshake is a feat
holy fuark...

I-I jobbed, I’m sorry…

>>149003005
Do you understand what a reference means or are you being retarded on purpose?
Post Kratos destroying a Moon last warning otherwise I'll just assume you are conceding
>>149003006
Do you even know how to read Kratosdog?
There's no metaphorical language in Touhou, names have real power.
Changing "Master Spark" for "Master Splash" turned a laser into a huge water Cannon in Goyoku ibun.
Mokou can even turn her flame non lethal using the same concept manipulation.
If an attack is called "Lunatic impact" or "Suwa War it literally means that there's nothing metaphorical about it

>>149003039
Don't worry Kratos one day you will be able to destroy a city.

>>149003041
>Still hasn't posted a city level 2hou feat
I accept your concession.

You think the Martians from Mars Attacks can invade Klandathu from Starship Troopers?

>muh names have power
This applies to Percy Jackson, which is a series about the Greek gods

Kratos >>>>>>> the Greek Gods

Kratos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FRAUDwho

>>149003054
>Kratostard is already in denial
It's okay bro, I know it must be rough that your favorite character jobs to sub city level fodder like Gojo.

>>149003070
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>149003070
Kratos would unironically job to Harry Potter, let alone Percy Jackson

>>149003041
>Touhou uses 'names have power' to have their tranny lolis make boulder sized moons or something gay

>KINGtos uses his scholarly 'names have power' to apply to the platonic ideals and concepts deftly interwoven into the basis of Greek myth, understanding fully the philosophers of times past and transcending the meaning of things

No new thread?

>>149003104
KINGtos scales above ALL of THIS!?!?!?

>>149003105
No, unless we ban the touhoutards who somehow managed to worse and more retarded than even gokutards which is something HARD to accomplish.

>>149003119
Based

>0 star level feats posted
>0 Moon level feats posted
>0 asteroid leve feats posted
>20 attempts at dodging the argument
This argument is over "Scholars" once again your fraud JOBS to GODmu the DIVINE.
Feel free to screech like the toddlers you are, I know you need the dopamine hit, but this blessed mind will only answer to actual arguments with structure and thought (something you don't have)
Wish you the best of luck

>>0 star level feats posted
>>0 Moon level feats posted
>>0 asteroid leve feats posted
....but enough about Touhou.

What’s stopping KINGtos from making his own spellcards with names of power to make himself even more of a BOUNDLESS KING while nerfing Reimu and her fellow sluts into his WALL LEVEL harem?

>>149003147
K, b, c.

>>149001238
>>149001270
>these are the greatest 2hou feats posted
>sub-city level
>"going all out"
FRAUDhu

>>149003122
>who managed to worse
Your ESL is showing
>>149003157
nothing, truly a boundless beast

DID SOMEONE SAY "WALL LEVEL"?

>>149003171
>Your ESL is showing
I know, I am ETL

>>149003190
Kratos did

>>149003193
Favorite Character?

>>149003193
A JAPANESE Touhou fan, posting on 4chan? Nooo that can’t be right.

>>149003203
Bejita Bejitasson of planet Bejita

>>149003203
Goku Gokusson of planet Goku