episode next week
Wile E. preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcZ7fT9jig
Tom preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWjkJC9veI

>Coyote is still kicking and a badass
>Tom is fucking dead and jobbed to a jobber
yup the results are obvious

>>149022366 (OP)
>Tom preview
Yeah, Swan's writing this isn't he?

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!

>>149022366 (OP)
>I ONLY HAVE CITY LEVEL FEATS FFUUUCCCKKKK I SWEAR I AM MULTIVERSAL!!!! SAVE ME FLOWERY LANGUAGE

>>149022388
you already said this in the last thread and the thread before that faggot

>"My name is Simon. Leader of Team Dai-Gurren. Simon the Digger. If you decide to be a wall that's standing in my way, then I have something that will open a hole in you every time! And that something.. IS MY DRILL!"

>>149022388
Superman…

>>149022394
Loses to Yukari

Post YOUR HEROES DESTROYING A UNIVERSE OR YOU'RE ALL FRAUDS

Why they don't join as the Slapstick kings and judge other cartoons characters?

>>149022402

>eggman came back
>kratos came back
>spawn came back
>master chief and doom slayer came back
>pikachu is coming back
>godzilla is coming back
That's a lot of returners from the first two seasons, who should be next?

>>149022394
Gapes the entire Touhou verse in base form

SHAAAAAAAAARTOS!

>>149022399
YUKARI WATCH OUT IT'S HYPNO

>>149022392
and I will do it again next thread!

>>149022404
Female characters aren't funny

>>149022388
Simon...

>>149022417
Harry vs Percy or Yuji?

>>149022417
they should do Starscream vs Rainbow Horse 2

>>149022388
Touhou…

>>149022417
Hulk
Godzilla
Naruto
Charizard
Pikachu
Aang

There's actually a lot more coming back.

Would Avada Kedavra kill Sukuna or would Cursed Energy protect him?

>>149022435
Who's Naruto fighting

yabba...

>>149022435
>Naruto
You know something we don't?

>>149022453
…posting is DEAD.

>>149022460
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149022435
When was it said Naruto was coming back?

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149022446
Holy shit, a matchup where a JJK is the one with the speed advantage.

>>149022366 (OP)

>Speed: Immeasurable, possibly Omnipresent:
>Can cross the infinite Sanzu River, which is the bulk space upon which all the infinite otherworlds float like leaves. Can keep up and defeat Gods, who are ideas spread through all of reality and can manifest anywhere they want. Can act and move in places where time (and thus space) doesn't exist

>>149022425
That's Exactly why they are being judged by Tom, Coyote and Goofy.

The Slapstick Lords.

>MarvelHOMOS are back
>DChomos are back
>DragonHOMOS are back
>thread instantly derailed
You fucking retards. Nobody gives a shit about your verses.

>>149022492
SimonDAMN.....

>>149022488
I wish I were this delusional.

>>149022492
>seething retard
>tr/a/nime avatar
Checks out.

>Speed:Subsonic (Ran along side Kamina on multiple occasions; being able to keep up with him), with Transonic Reactions (Could react to Kamina's punch); Likely High Hypersonic in Lagann (Likely comparable in speed to Gurren Lagann) | Subsonic, with Transonic Reactions; At least Massively Hypersonic in Lagann (Could keep up in a fight with Lordgenome. Superior to Gurren Lagann) | Subsonic, with Transonic Combat Speed/Reactions (Kept pace in a fight with Viral in prison), Subsonic+ Attack Speed via Pistol, At least Massively Hypersonic+ in Lagann (Comparable in speed to Gurren Lagann) | Subsonic, with Transonic Combat Speed/Reactions (Has not mastered Spiral Power on his own yet, so should therefore be as fast as his previous self); At least Massively FTL+, likely Infinite in Tengen Toppa Lagann (As a part of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, it should be comparable in speed) | At least Massively FTL+, likely Infinite (Kept pace with and eventually defeated Antispiral in hand-to-hand combat), Omnipresence (Their selves spread everywhere and in all times when caught in the multiverse prison)

>>149022492
Who is this?

>Attack potency and durability: High Outerverse Level:
>Scales far above the likes of Murasa, capable of piercing the Sanzu River, and above shinigami like Komachi, capable of affecting the entire Sanzu at once. Scales above Doremy Sweet, who can effortlessly create dozens of Dream Souls, which contain copies of the entire Touhou cosmology. Survives being locked into one such Dream Soul and blown up with it.

>>149022492
>posting tranny shit
DONE

How does your character blow up a multiverse when they can only live on the couple planets in a universe that have oxygen?

I KNEEL to and WORSHIP my immeasurable speed GODDESS

>>149022557
That forest is bigger than composite fiction btw

>>149022549
>he's not skilled enough

>>149022193
Stop dodging the argument. A Sun needs immense gravity to even exist in the first place, and Okuu is making a Sun using nuclear fusion not some "create a sun" magic.
Plus everything with a mass has gravity but you need to get fucking massive to actually pull shit towards you, a Sun the size of a woman wouldn't be able to pull anything with it's own gravity (and I don't think we can use density here because that would likely collapse the whole thing into a black hole)
So we have canon sources in both games and print works that tell us this is a sun (with the heat and density of one) plus the logic checks out.
What's your argument?

>>149022532
Character Stats and Profile Wiki?

Being able to alter your physiology to not suffocate in space or underwater seems a bit lower on the tech-tree than being able to destroy multiple space-time continuums if you ask me.

>>149022549
Gokubros, Kratosbros……..

YEET

>>149022578

>>149022511
What the fuck is this formatting?
Why even bother including the subsonic to hypersonic speed feats in the first place!?
That just clogs the page and makes it harder to read

>>149022568
hey have have Superman at High Outerversal and Goku at Metaversal

>>149022528
Bridget from Guilty Gear, about to get his dick wet in the second character who is a new DLC character for Guilty Gear

>>149022563
Holy FUARK. I wonder how many God of War trees could fit in that forest...

>>149022589
They are supossed to represent "keys". Those beings stages of Simon. Like pre time skip and stuff.

>>149022549
You take a deep breath and pinch your own nose before doing it

>>149022597
1

>>149022566
>So we have canon sources in both games and print works that tell us this is a sun (with the heat and density of one) plus the logic checks out

With none saying its density matches an actual stats, otherwise the planet wouldn’t exist. Take for instance, Ben 10’: Atomix who can also create a mini Sun but who I’m not going to say can create masses heavier than Jupiter

Nuclear fusion yes, gravity sure , but not star level

>>149022417
Digimon!

>>149022594
I see 1-C for goku on character stats

BOOM

>>149022614
Get a two for one

TITANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149022612
>With none saying its density matches an actual stats, otherwise the planet wouldn’t exist
The fight takes place in former hell, that's not even connected to the planet in the first place, Gensokyo itself is an otherworld, and Gensokyo is physically connected to former hell.
And by pure logic it's density should be close to that of a real sun because it has a gravity strong enough to sustain the fusion process that turns hydrogen into helium. Okuu's powers allow her to control nuclear reactions, she can't manipulate gravity directly. So said gravity comes from the subterranean Sun, and a sun's gravity comes from it's immense density.

>>149022643
…this is true

>>149022643
This clash DESTROYED ENTIRE COSMOLOGIES…

>>149022631
>A one sided stomp

>>149022665
…but enough about Wile. E. Vs Tom

>>149022665
>Kyle vs Simon out of NOWHERE

>>149022643
>Best waiting period ever
Out there there's people who genuinely enjoy talking about the next MU instead of endless cuckposting and agendas...

>>149022665
>DC vs Simon out of nowhere

>Layered immunity to luck, probability and fate manipulation: resists Shion's misfortune, who can cause the instant defeat of even Celestials, who have infinite luck that cannot be decreased
>Greatly layered immunity to soul, spirit, life, mind, emotion, information, reality, weather, magic and conceptual manipulation and drain: resist spirit manipulation by character with layered potency on their hax, Spirit being all aforementioned things in Touhou
>Layered soul, spirit, luck, life, mind, magic, weather, fate, probability, space, conceptual, holy, unholy, curse and information manipulation, reality erasure, layered high-godly regeneration negation, cosmic awareness, beyond-dimensional existence, reactive evolution, accelerated development, power mimicry, power nullification and adaptation: Various abilities granted by Hakurei shrine maiden powers, Spirit manipulation, Fantasy Nature, Boundary manipulation and Intuition

>>149022665
>DC, Marvel and Dragon Ball vs Simon out of nowhere

>>149022665
>Batman vs Simon out of nowhere

>>149022679
if this episode was coming about during season 7 or 8 we'd be having a great wait period

>>149022568
my own research

>>149022654
>And by pure logic it's density should be close to that of a real sun because it has a gravity strong enough to sustain the fusion process that turns hydrogen into helium.

So does Atomix, again. Fiction that does not necessarily match the requirements .

By that logic, any artificial Sun smaller than a building should be treated like a Sun since it’s still nuclear fusion.

Does Father from FMA now one shot Nappa or Omni-Man?

>>149022694
>>149022532
Okay, so does Touhou take place in the cosmology they preside over or are these just pocket dimensions and the moment she steps out of them she jobs to oxygen and forests?

>>149022366 (OP)
>No Xianxia scaling
Tombros....

>>149022722
don't forget coins and strings!

>>149022665
>For Omegamon

>>149022730
They're not going to bring it up immediately
The whole "if you thought Tom and Jerry were just 40s cartoons" bit kind of alludes to it

>>149022730
>Otoko Simon got brought up within the first few seconds of Simon’s preview in his episode when DCfags were bragging about it not being used in the fight due to not showing up in the preview
UH OH WILEBROS

>>149022730
without Xianxia scaling Tom gets stomped
with Xianxia scaling Tom is now equal to Coyote since they're scaling to the same shit

Has Remilia's fate manipulation ever actually done anything?

>>149022612
Good thing it takes place in former hell. And even the weakest magic-capable Touhou characters can explicitly conjure danmaku that instantly fills the entire night sky, making massive attacks isn't out of place

>>149022759
Um...she used it to fight someone who could "threaten the very heavens"!

>>149022694
>No resistance to disassembly or transmutation
Once again another Popeye victim.

>>149022366 (OP)
Who will join our HEROES once the episode drops?

>>149022749
>>Otoko Simon got brought up within the first few seconds of Simon’s preview in his episode when DCfags were bragging about it not being used in the fight due to not showing up in the preview
And Tom preview was all about how two seemingly unrelated stuff can be related.

>>149022759
yeah, she was exposed as a fraud by her sister

>>149022722
>Okay, so does Touhou take place in the cosmology they preside over
Yes.
>are these just pocket dimensions and the moment she steps out of them she jobs to oxygen and forests?
Reimu has never been defeated by such things.

>>149022750
Tom will win because his gadgets actually work consistently, while WIle's backfire 90+ percent of the time.

Do they solo Touhou?

>>149022759
Remilia's ability hasn't even been acknowledged to exist by other characters until the most recent print work were she tells Sakuya she can manipulate fate.

Whispy woods vs Reimu and Kratos
Whou would win?
>>149022795
Tom duh

>>149022841
Yuh, with ease and no effort! troonhoubro btw

>>149022759
I dunno, ask her crouching block

>>149022844
Post it

>>149022488
>>149022532
>>149022694
i wish i were this smart and handsome

>>149022841
They are like Piece of cloth level so they get folded by Kosuzu

>>149022750
wtf are you smoking? They gave him 4th wall breaking powers.
Let me spell it to you, bitch. Just from this preview, Tom is one of the strongest character in this stupid show.

>>149022884
they gave the same shit to Coyote

>>149022884
Arale can break the 4th wall too and she jobs to Beerus

>>149022904
Ok so they're on pair. One can turn imagination into reality the other has no such feat.

>>149022914
>JOBSTOPOOPGAGrus

>>149022862
Here it is, as far as I know this is the only time the fate manipulation ability has ever been addressed in universe (I don't remember if ZUN has ever talked about it, on interviews or author comments in different books)

>>149022914
That feat isn't canon to Beerus.

>>149022919
everyone will job to consuming shit if they're not Indian

>>149022927
Arale...

>>149022927
STACYrale the GAPER of SHITrus…

>>149022924
FUUUUUUUCKKKKK MY ENTIRE VERSE JUST GOT SOLO'D!!

>>149022968
nobody from the verse that doesn't exist…

>>149022914
Beerus flew away shitting himself

>>149022716
Ok so what's the point of this argument then?
You started appealing to Visuals saying the sun is too small (and that argument only makes sense if we give real life physics weight in the discussion)
But if we ignore how real suns work then any argument is valid, the claims of said sun having strong gravity, density, and heat are valid on their own because there's nothing that tell us otherwise in a scenario were we don't care about physics.

>Steps outside the fourth wall and attacks all non Toonforce characters in this thread from beyond the fourth wall

I feel like Tom's 9 lives thing is going to make him lose.
Wile has never died before.

>>149022924
That small child is incredibly erotic, imagine the smell of her cunny...

Funny how Blue Dragon scales to Toriyama, but Dragon Ball does not.

>>149023001
Favorite character?

>>149022985
because he ate shit covered food

>>149022968
Kratos...

>>149022366 (OP)
>Boomstick hates Jerry
Kek

>>149023005
Simon!

>>149023005
Bejita Bejitasson of Planet Bejita.

>>149023005
The God of War Himself, Kratos!

>>149023001
Speezenator...

>>149023005
SuperCHAD

>>149023005
Ben Tennyson, of course!

>>149023005
Kyle Rayner obviously!

>>149022924
remilia isn't the only one capable of manipulating fate, lunarians can do so too, and luck is one expression of fate (as that panel itself is saying) which is something lots of characters deal with
speaking of, this is a bit of a nitpick about two minor characters but i really hate how some touhou scalers place junko above the lunarians because she "threatened the lunar capital". junko needed help to do that and sagume singlehandedly held her off until the player characters arrived. junko's at most equal with sagume, a single lunarian and far from the strongest

>Steps outside the fourth wall and gets a sex change from beyond the fourth wall

>>149023009
>Beerus isn't effected by gag character logic
>ate food made by a gag character, flew away shitting himself

>>149022988
>the claims of said sun having strong gravity, density, and heat are valid on their own because there's nothing that tell us otherwise in a scenario were we don't care about physics.

>Heat

That’s really the only thing you have, since as you admitted your gravity is an assumption that by the sheer fact it’s a ball of nuclear fusion means it should have the gravity necesarry for actual nuclear fusion

>>149023005
Reimu of course!

>>149023044
Popeye the Trans-woman…

>>149022488
None of that scales to Immeasurable speed. Crossing an infinite distance in finite time would qualify as infinite speed, not Immeasurable. Fighting those gods, at best, would also scale to infinite speed. Moving in a realm without time could imply Inaccessible speed, but only if it's explicitly stated that she’s able to move there using her own speed alone. Without that clear statement, the most it shows is resistance to time stop.

Reimu is only infinite speed, take it or leave it.

>>149022991
touhou is a comedy series where reimu can blow up the planet as a joke. in fact i probably should just add toon force to her powers

>>149023044
Saitama won

How can we powerscale Beerus if we don't now how he even fights when he gets half serious?
Like take Beerus Vs Galaxia.
Even if we say that Galaxia scales higher than what we know of Beerus who's to say that's Beerus's actual peak?
Galaxia could be 3 times as strong and Beerus at his max power (that nobody knows because so far it doesn't exist) could still be stronger.

>>149023053
it's shit, if it was made by anyone else he'd do the same thing because it's shit

Is Yoko the strongest sniper in fiction

>>149023085
It was a ball of 'every tasty food combined'.

Post anyone in Touhou having toon force powers.

>>149023089
What about Chris Kyle, as portrayed by Bradley Cooper?

>>149023092
yes and it had shit on it

>>149023089
TF2 Sniper.

>>149023005
Who else could it be other than KINGtos?

>>149023035
Can't stop won't stop

>>149023099
I-I-I-I……….

>>149023113

>>149023110
...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QhBefi1Ozuc
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149023099
here. blew up the planet as a joke.
https://youtu.be/D7zNJivj8UE?feature=shared

>>149023145
>Posts non canon ending

>>149023137
I declare this CANON!

>>149023137
K,b,c.

TICK TOCK TOM TURDS
GODL E COYOTE IS COMING TO PUT THAT PUSSY DOWN

>>149023089
Not even the best sniper in anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUgU7HWgIDQ

>>149023081
At losing.

SISSY Coyote will bend the knee to the KING od /co/.

>>149023151
>from a non-canonical game (the entirety of PC-98 is not canon)

>>149023005
This might sound crazy but... Batman, Spawn, Kratos AND Punisher!

reminder that Arale
>jobbed to a caveboy
>jobbed to Dr. Mashirito multiple times
>jobbed to the teapot genie
>jobbed to God
>jobbed to her energy running out multiple times
>would've jobbed to Goku if they continued fighting because of the point above
>jobbed to Torishima's desire for more romance (Goku TANKED that btw)

>>149023137
My fuarking hero is a queer-o....

>>149023176
>GODL
ESLyote...

>>149023181
>Posts sub universal sniper
Yeah I think Yoko MOGS this guy.

>>149023189
>od
>>149023198
>GODL E
>GODLY

>>149023194
ZAMN AND SHE STILL GAPES EVERYONE IN DRAGON BALL!?!?

>>149023194
>>would've jobbed to Goku if they continued fighting because of the point above
As if Goku never ran out of energy before.

>>149023151
>>149023192
arguments aren't compelling. pc98 has never been decanonized and bad endings are canon. they just aren't part of the continuity, but toon force doesn't care about continuity anyway. the feat is going in.

>>149023194
shit forgot one
>jobbed to Buu and Frieza blowing up Earth

>>149023228
Gokubros……..

>>149023195
>SUPERMAN OUT OF NOWHERE

>>149023193

>>149023194
Who the fuck makes these

>>149023136
>"piss"
>pelts yoko with a jarate

>Touhoubros when you ask them to use canon only feats to scale their characters

>>149023235
She just didn't care.

>>149023195
This meme isn't from Dragon Balls. It was just adapted.

How powerful is Superman, truly?

>>149023253
>Lobs barely wall level piss at universe sized robot
Whoa……

Reminder that Tom canonically got cucked so hard he wanted to ACK himself

Tom got over that and went back to chasing his RIVAL Jerry btw

>>149023283
>robot now takes more damage from headshots
>"SAY GOODBYE TO YER HEAD, WANKER!"

>>149023296
UNLIKE WILE. E. CHADote, cucky tom cant help but get keked!

>>149023283
HERE'S A UNIVERSE SIZED ROBOT FOR YA
MY ASS!

INCEL E has never gotten a girlfriend btw

>>149023252
/dbs/
they have a wide range of these edits from Dragon Ball characters, to the creators and editors, to shitty fan artists, to other anime characters, to even the dragon bitch from chikn nuggit

>>149023333
YOKOSISSIES EMERGENCY MEETING NOW!!!!!!!

>>149023333
>>149023352
>Tracer victim babble

>>149023339
who would win in an autism contest? /dbs/ or the OH NO poster?

>>149023145
That's not how it works. Using your example, any shapeshifter who uses their powers for a joke would have toonforce. She already had the AP to pull that off, so even if it was played for laughs, it’s not that logically absurd. True toon force examples would be more like Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida something that blatantly ignores how countries work, or Eddy biting the sun and turning it into the moon and making it night. Stuff like that.

>>149023283
>>149023333
>>149023352
??????????

>>149023056
No. If anything the density is the assumption, subterranean Sun has it's own gravity as demonstrated by the gameplay (the spell card pulls the player towards the sun) and the Grimoire of Marisa (Marisa describes how the spell card makes you fall into the sun while you shoot at it).
Okuu's powers work on Nuclear fusion so it's only logical to assume she follows such lawns (Touhou despite it's looks has lots of Sci-fi elements)
And without appealing to real life physics your whole argument is just "I don't believe this feat because I don't like it"

>>149023253
K,b,c.

>>149023338
He has a wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8bVNO4mnO8&ab_channel=YoursDaily

>RTHper

>>149023389
nope, it's a 4rth wall-breaking, logic-defying joke. the joke is a meta one, a fake-out ending.

You can’t be a serious series and a toony gag series at the same time btw

sent in the dead thread. Reposting here.

Who wins?
Coco Bandicoot vs Tails the Fox

>>149023403
One, literally everything has gravity. Two, that falls into the “creating a storm requires this much energy” VSBW logic

>suddenly no one cares about Ultron
What the fuck happened?

>>149023403
>your whole argument is just "I don't believe this feat because I don't like it"
Touhoudownplayersisters...

>>149023493
Touhoubros we just got called the FUCK out……….

Nice hustle, tons of fun. Next time eat a salad.

>>149022388
>speed-reader tired of getting exposed tries to turn discussion into a meme
every time

>>149023510
as i said, touhou is a comedy series.

>>149023333
>>149023524
>God's gift to women
>if he ever dies too early God can just bring him back from the dead
>has fucked multiple women and impregnated them

>>149023524
didn't tracer blow you up

>Touhou is a comedy series

>>149023610
SCOUT...EES DED?

>>149023614
It certainly is funny how that tummy makes me feel...

>>149023633

>>149023637
That character is not a loli sir even if she’s flat chested.

>>149023403
>>149023506
samefag

>>149023652
Ew I’m not interested anymore then, Halbro btw

>>149023501
He wins all of his matchups because he actually has good feats, there's nothing to discuss

>>149023687
4 words
>Brainiac scales to Superman

>>149023637
>>149023686
GokuDAMN right

>>149023697
...and gets beaten by him every time, whereas Ultron has trounced the entire Marvel universe on like 5 separate occasions.

>>149023704
Hal's wives btw

>4 words
>>Brainiac scales to Superman

Superman scales above fiction which means Brainiac also scales above fiction.

>>149023278
To be fair, the force of all the shit in India is stronger than anything in fiction

>>149023758
Gokubros…

So 682 should beat Doomsday, right?

>>149023758
This means KINGtos is stronger than fiction since all of his fans are Indian btw

>>149023724
>Ultron has trounced (ESL word) an universe of weaklings

>>149023005

>>149023483
No, breaking the fourth wall isn’t enough. If it were, characters like Deadpool or She-Hulk would qualify as having toon force. The fact that it was just a fake-out and didn’t actually happen means it can’t be counted. For it to qualify, the gag has to stick. It can’t just disappear after a cut. Eddy bit the sun, and when he did that, it actually turned to night within the plot of the episode, and it stayed night. It wasn’t undone by a scene transition. Or when Arale pokes the sun with a pitchfork, it deflates and becomes night for real, and the world reflects that change. Yes, it’s a gag, but it truly affects the world. And even if that planet-blowing-up feat does count as toonforce, what the hell are they supposed to do with it? It has no combat application.

S-supermanbros, we were the original clickbait???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz3XR-kKFCo&ab_channel=Huggbees

>>149023841
CHADeye…

Every character ITT jobs to CHADgger-Man.

>>149023261
The Touhoubros in question are the muscular guy on the right and those who asked them about the canon feats are Spongebob and Patrick in this gif btw

penis

>>149023816
Marvel and DC have been stated to be equal in cosmology, so I'm fine with that
Trounce comes from actual EVROPA btw
>>149023748
>Superman always beats Brainiac, meaning he is fiction
>DC = Marvel according to Death Battle
>Ultron has defeated the whole Marvel universe on half a dozen occasions
>Ultron is massively above fiction
Checks out to me.

>>149023261
The Touhoubros in question are Spongebob and Patrick on the left and those who asked them about canon feats are the muscular guy on the right btw

>>149022417
Ragna

>>149023778
Standard 682? No. Full composite including 6820-A stuff? Yeah he stomps

>>149022924
>her power is so weak even her personal maid doesn't believe it
touhousisters...

>>149023740
Symbichads.. I kneel

>>149023942
Why did she tear off Ragna's pants to reveal his ass cheeks?

>>149023841
>orb randomly starts floating and explodes annihilating the planet, ending card with reimu saying "just kidding" as apology for the anticlimatic ending appears

>>149023915
canon.
>>149023941
fanfiction.

So what's stopping Tom from putting Wile in an "I've come to Bargain" loop with the reverse controller?

>>149024020
Does Coyote also have something like that?

>>149023915
Headcanon
>>149023941
Canon

>>149023942
ZAMN RAGNA

>>149023947
6820 is an effectively amped version of 682 using outside help (3125) and only having achieved that state due to the Foundation directly attacking the idea behind 682. There's absolutely no reason it should be used and even if it did it has barely any impressive feats especially compared to someone like Time Trapper which is a possible path of Doomsday's evolution.

"Base" 682 has never adapted to be as strong as anything like Doomsday. It's either a stalemate or Doomsday eventually winning.

Gag doesn't equal toon force there I said it.

>>149024074
Touhoubros…

>punches the entirety of pokemon to dust

>characterrants and reddit mock the idea of Touhou having Toonforce
>Not even literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums believe there’s anyone in Touhou with Toonforce
>not even ZUN think anyone in Touhou has Toonforce
>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks any character in Touhou has Toonforce
Why are Touhoufags such pathetic dismal failures at convincing anyone?

>>149024057
3125 is also shit, it just has some resistable mindhax and an army of giant spiders. It was defeated with a machine built by a guy in a bunker that amplified the power of an idea (the idea of protection, but any sufficently powerful idea could have worked)
It's stated to be able to infect other narrative layers... but actually couldn't even enter sealed rooms after it took over the world

Can anybody in deathbattle
possibly defeat horus? Let alone kill him?

>>149024160
cell dorado's got this

Post Horus destroying a planet.

>>149024138
i literally just made up this argument about touhou toonforce in this thread and suddenly you are bringing up reddit siding with you like this is a tremendous debate that rages on for years?
lmao cheer up a bit

>>149024168
I-I-I can’t!!!

>>149024138
Touhou has moeforce

>>149022366 (OP)
>IQ of 3
Vs
>All the knowledge in the world

>>149024168
I... I fear I don't even have statements...

>>149024168
P-P-Please give me a few hours to dig through the lore……

Post Death Battle winners

REDDITeye the CHARACTERRANTilor and his UPDOOTforce...

>>149024160
Easy

>>149024216
… has more Toonforce in his pinkie finger than every single Touhou character combined.

>>149024225
...at least according to r/powerscaling, my only source of information.

Since we're already talking about Touhou, does Jack Frost have any feats of his own? I only played Strange Journey and SMT 2

Post anyone in Touhou having toonforce.

>>149024246
I-I-I-I……….

yabba...

>>149024260
…posting is DEAD.

>>149024245
The actual main characters of SMT games barely have feats and you want feats for the interchangeable party members?

>>149024112
I will always associate this fucking cartoon to a time where my mom let two cable guys inside my room, without my consent, while I was watching this shit and still in my boxers. And I was already 26.

>>149024260
...the hut

>>149024268
....in FIVE minutes.

>>149024245
>>149024271
Outerversal bullets, outerversal fall damage, outerversal nukes.

>… has more To-
Blows up the planet and immediately ends the episode with only Reimu alive as a joke.

>>149024284
Fuark a non canon ending!

> non-canonical feat from a non-canonical game
migh as well post lost word at this point

Name a good reason why fan content shouldn't be included on Death Battle.
>m-muh unoffici-
Doesn't matter. Death Battle takes characters at their best, by their own words. If they're their 'best' in noncanon material, that should be where they're placed.

>>149024112

>>149024287
>>149024290
cookbook

>>149024296
Touhoubro btw dunno if that matters.

>>149024245
>two frauds entirely reliant on even more fraudulent statements
Unironically a good matchup. Helps they are low tier so it doesn't devolve into SMT vs 2hoes larping as WOD with their retarded metaphysical brain damage.

>>149024296
What would decide what can material gets in? If I write “Suoerman cannot lose a Death Battle”, is that not also fan content?

>>149024319
me

>>149021038
You mean the Imperiex Storyline? The issue with him wasn't that he was durable (I mean he was) but more so that release of energy from his detonation would destroy the Earth and thereby the universe.
The plan was to funnel that energy back to the destroyed galaxies so that they could be reformed, but Brainiac hijacked the operation and took Imperiex's energy for himself.
Somewhere between this and next confrontation, Superman meets the energy soul of Imperiex and realizes that destroying Brainiac's Warworld would cause a big bang.
Even then the plan wasn't to destroy it but to push the Warworld into the time before the Big Bang and letting the two energies merge and Imperiex in his final moments realizes that the flaw he saw in creation was caused by this moment.

>>149024301
fraudbook

>>149024245
Every single 'mon you capture can theoretically be brought to the end boss automatically making them outerversal.

>>149024305
Pokemonbro actually

>>149024324
No, he said Pre Crisis

Action Comics 553 I think

>>149024315
tanned cirno is close to the top tiers so several autistic arguments can be applied to her

Can your HERO beat him?

>>149024319
>write "Sherlock Holmes kicks all Shinto gods and Yog-sothoth at the same time and btfos them all"
>release it to the Public Domain
>this is now a CANON crossover

Class "A" Galactic Super-weapon

>>149024368
Galactic super weapon seems like a downplay

>>149024354
MC jack frost can also be said to be the same.

>>149024358
Whomst?

>>149024319
>Make fanfiction saying that Spongebob is infinite dimensional and scales above reality

>>149024324
Nope, I said pre-crisis didn't I? Action Comics 553, he withstands the pressures of the Big Bang and destroys an object that was sitting inside it. That leads to the creation of a new universe where Superman never existed, which is where the feat of him being restored to life when some boys remember his concept comes from.

>>149024358
a better question is can your hero survive THIS?!

>>149024378
E33 superboss with like 100 gorillion health

>>149024389
Gokubros NOTHING we HAVE in our ENTIRE FRANCHISE scales to this feat……….

>>149024393

All this Touhou talk in the thread is just making me more pissed that Death Battle is nearly 2 decades in and the best breadcrumbs the series have been given are 2 OMMs and the fucking Fleetway matchup being put up on the champions poll (and losing immediately because it's Kasen vs Fleetway Sonic)
Entire franchises have been birthed and featured in Death Battle

>>149024406
Sailor Moon hasn’t even gotten a match with the actual main character yet despite being a much more popular franchise.

>>149024319
>makes a fanfic where Kratos destroys an omniverse
Now what?

>>149024373
Class S is more fitting.

>>149024420
>The God of War cookbook out of NOWHERE

>>149024386
>>149024420
Why would you make fanfiction to make them weaker?

>>149024406
>Troontrice Vs YuCuckri
Are touhou niggas this delusional? They make ShannonKanonTrice look normal.

>>149024389
Funnily enough the comparison the scientists give on the following page is that it's stronger than any reading they've ever seen and more powerful than any nuclear bomb, though in this case that at least isn't actually a limiting factor, since the scientists are measuring it across a huge gap and they say it exceeds any measurement they've ever seen anyways. That's probably the biggest counter you could use, though I think it'd be pretty weak.

>>149024406
>STACYtrice vs MILFkari
Are Touhou chads always this based? They make CHADgon CHAD scholars look like soi drinking betas.

>>149024284
Wake me up, then someone in Touhou does something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDGlWMShrkg&ab_channel=Katnip%E2%80%99sMediaBarnyard

NO stop it! It's only 11! Random scientists guessing about what they can observe know more than celestial beings!

>>149024440
You are trying waaaay to hard

>>149024327
CANONbook

>>149024457
>Paul Jenkins
This dude just wants to be left alone.

>>149024467
Kratos out of nowhere!

>>149024315
I know that Cirno at least can dodge sunlight attacks and freeze everything on-screen in GFW
>>149024406
Unfortunately the main characters don't have acutally popular matchups and Sakuya vs DIO had to compete with DIO vs Alucard for a spot. Not to mention their other matchups would be hell to research because they involve Blazblue, SMT and Fate

>>149024457
>did she mean infinite dimensions in the sense of infinite universes
>yes
Seems like he answered it pretty clearly

>>149024457
Saar

>>149024274
Cable? You mean TV guys came to your room or electrical guys trying to run shit through walls?

>>149024457
Random DC scientists are… outerversal.

>>149024480
Yukari vs Gil is pretty fun though

>>149024496
CANON AND FACTUAL

But is your hero DRINKiversal?

>>149024389
>Goku has one pretty legit universal feat, even if it's an arguable outlier
>Superman has one pretty legit universal feat, even if it's an arguable outlier
Thor-bros? Present your case. NOW.

>>149024274
What is with Digimon and weird stories about people's parents

GAWD I love big beautiful women

>>149024511
superman's feat involves dying...

>>149024389
Woops shit. I can't read.

>>149024511
… and Goku has nothing that allows to come back from being erased from existence even with outliers btw

>>149024511
Yes, more than both of the two jobbers put together

>>149024511
Odin scaling bruh, he’s got solid galaxy feats (iirc don’t quote me on that)

if your woman fighter can't handle suddenly losing all her clothes without covering herself up then she will lose her matchup

>>149024511
Literal baby thor was already capable of this

>High Universe level physically (The clash between Horus and the Emperor potentially shattered the infinite realm of the Lupercal Court)
>Up to High Hyperverse level with psychic powers (Compressed all of time, space, and the infinite angles of material space into a single fractal point. Twisted all of the pasts, presents, and every possible future into a single, simultaneous, solid ball. Horus' power is stated to be infinite compared to the Emperor's finite power.
>Created the Lupercal Court which is consistently described to be infinite in scale

So what you’re saying is that Simon should have fought Thor instead of Kyle.

>>149024582
Both should be up to High Hyperverse level with psychic powers. They are retarded.

>Tom having died before immediately countered by having nine lives as well as multiple ways of bringing himself back
>"You'd be shocked if you only know the 40s cartoons" implying even more batshit scaling
Hmmm, I feel good Tombros

>>149024582
>>Up to High Hyperverse level with psychic powers (Compressed all of time, space, and the infinite angles of material space into a single fractal point. Twisted all of the pasts, presents, and every possible future into a single, simultaneous, solid ball. Horus' power is stated to be infinite compared to the Emperor's finite power.
I renember reading it, and it was...Legit? (I don't know much about WH40K), but als apparently chaos was making the universe have an stroke at that point. And he was being hyped by every chaos gods.

>Khorne’s armor who scales above Horus and is considered to be anywhere from on par with to below or higher than the God of Emperor got chipped by Skarbrand who’s below planetary level

>>149024606
Chaos FRAUDS…

>Shitmensional Powershitting

>>149024598
>having nine lives
How isn't this an anti-feat? Any toon like Coyote can die infinite times. Infinite lives. Tom only has 9??

>Immeasurable (Stepped across space and time to pursue the Emperor. Throughout their fight, Horus and the Emperor moved across time and space, travelling to different worlds at different points in history. Surpassed Sanguinius in speed, with Sanguinius at that point moving at the speed of light.

>>149024629
Tom’s died more times than that if we’re going with every Tom and Jerry cartoon.

>>149024511
>universal feat
>literally died

>>149024629
Coyote doesn't die, he just regenerates

>>149024629
Coyote has never died. He's just had his physical body get obliterated and can come back. Tom not only has the same thing but if he does actually die he can revive himself with no real issue. It's straight up better.

>>149024647
>>149024653
Y'all keep saying this but I bet they're going to pull out some scene of Wile having a halo and angel wings being like "The Coyote has died before as well"

>JOBor
No need. Enter CHADcules!

>>149024666
They've already said in the episode that Coyote has never actually been killed.

Poor Sanguinius. I offered him a position of power in the new order. He could have sat at the right hand of a god. Alas, he chose to align himself with the losing side. He gave me little alternative but to kill him. With my bare hands I throttled the life from him...
Why? You ask me why? Have all those millennia taught you nothing? Weak fool! Your timidity prevented you from binding the forces of Chaos. Rather than tame your enemy you merely antagonised them. I have done that which you would not do. You meekly shy away from the ultimate power, while I have bound the Ruinous Powers to my will!
I shall lead humanity into a new age of galactic supremacy. I have done this, I, Horus, Master of Chaos, Lord of Mankind, true Emperor of Humanity!

Kratos has never canonically died, therefore he can never be killed

>>149024681
>Described as a literally infinitely massive weight which requires immeasurable strength to lift
GODvel once again prevails.

>>149024577
I still think he should have beaten Wondy.

>>149024681
...into the nearest, smelliest, hairiest, AIDS infected shit filled male asshole!

>>149024723
>Sees a greek god (known for homosexuality)
>Immediately thinks of male assholes
Favorite character?

>>149024743
Kratos from God of War!

>>149024743
Bejita Bejitasson of Planet Bejita.

>>149024743
Simon!

>>149024743
Kyle Rayner obviously!

>>149024743
The Hulk.

>>149024763
...'s victim Kyle. Hit post a bit too early, my bad.

Yup YUP. CHADgon Ball, DC CHADmics, and now CHADvel have all PROVEN their legitimate universal feats with evidence. Outliers they may be, they exist.

Now, surely your favorite character has similar feats, right? Be sure to post them right now, don't be shy!

>>149024653
Idk. Coyote who's been through a lot hasn't died once in his cartoon but Tom has. Just the fact makes him look weak. It feels like being FSN Herakles who has 12 lives. It's worse when he jobs.

>>149024785
I CANNOT!

Can someone explain what the hell is going on with Storm lately

I feel that I'm the smartest Narutard on this planet. Because I understood that Kishimoto told us already chakra is the higgs bosson. How the fuck is this shit not obvious when he literally gave us visual examples in chapter 35 of Samurai 8?

>>149024789
They were both described to survive similar levels of retarded damage like getting turned to dust or erased from reality. One of them just has a way to come back if they actually do die, the other doesn't.

>>149024785
My hero beat a guy that's universal via statements.

>>149024785
I have low multiversal computers....

>>149024817
>if they actually do die
If he's as strong as Coyote it better be a gigaversal explosion or he shouldn't be dying. But he has. How??

>>149024785
My heroine sacrificed herself to stop a second big bang from destroying humanity.

>>149024872
SupergirlSCHOLAR....

>>149024885
Actually I was talking about Nono from Diebuster.

>>149024112
my verse...

>>149024810
Still loses to Bleach and One Piece

>characterrants and reddit mock the idea of Kratos being multiversal
>Not even literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums believe Kratos is multiversal
>not even ZUN think Kratos is multiversal
>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos is multiversal
Why is Warrior-Z such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?

>Low Complex Multiversal
>Multiversal
>Universal
>Galaxy-tier
>Solar system tier
>...
Your hero isn't a fraud and he has FEATS to prove his tiering, yes? Your hero isn't a statement cuck, right, anon?

>>149024629
They just established Tom has ways of restoring his lives anyways

>>149022492
>Guilty Queer
Leave

>>149024866
Because Jerry and Spike actually fight back and have toonforce gag shit of their own.
Meanwhile Roadrunner, Bugs and whomever else rarely actually fight Coyote, he always does himself in and runs off a cliff. Who knows, maybe if they did actually try to kill him they'd succeed.

>>149022492
>Guilty STRAIGHT
Stay.

>>149023278
multiversal, he's so strong that if he didn't have help he'd easily shatter the wall and the water would spill out. superman trying to harm someone tears at the multiverse just by punching too hard or can do things like shake the infinite phantom zone. Keep in mind Flash at not even FTL can cause serious damage to his city so heroes on earth spend most of their strength on not causing damage.

>>149024943
>Guilty Queer
>Swan out of NOWHERE

>>149024959
I don't think he's holding back water, bro

Swan did nothing wrong.

>>149024935
You weren't supposed to post that...

ALLAHtos WON.

>>149024939
does this look like a statement to you

Well?

>>149024708
Superman is stronger

>>149023278
I just noticed the water is on his shirt as well, so he probably isn't actually sweating and he just needs Jon to get material while he holds back the flood.

>>149024935
why dont you get in a call with Z then son? or are you scared to debate him because all you anti-kratosfags take nothing but LLLLZZZZZZZ

>the faggot is back

As a neutral third party I can safely say that KINGtos and Warrior-Z won.

>>149024922
I only posted here because I'm banned on /a/.

>>149025008
How long did it take Lois to clean his shirt?

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!

>>149025000
DEBUNKED AND REFUTED BY WARRIOR-Z SON!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWmWmZ9v0Nw

I LOST this thread... I got GAPED...

>>149025095
Warrior-Z…

>>149025095
DC...
Marvel...
Touhou...
Dragon Ball...
God of War...
Pokemon...
Looney Tunes...

Asura... We must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Don't you want a bright, inclusive and diverse future for Mithra?

>>149024440
>>149024440
Goofs aside but I do genuinely think it's a good matchup and I'm appalled it's not more popular. it feels almost Sol vs Ragna tier
>Both come from hardcore 2000's weebdork indie series that received Manga, at least 1 fighting game and a controversially bad anime.
>Oh yeah, also their series is renowned for having great music
>Both hags are powerful, conniving magical beings who've shed the blood of many others. Their only limit is their imagination since they can do everything and the kitchen sink.
>Basically nobody in their canons like them except their own Shikigami / Furniture like Ronove and Ran
>Both share a awkwardly tragic upbringing about their previous life prominently featuring another human
>The two wear almost the exact same stupid poofy dress
All this and not only are all the shooters for this matchup countable on your two hands, but apparently Yakumo isn't even the most popular 2hu opponent for Beatorīche and vice versa, for some reason places like Reddit & Devaintart gravitate towards Remilla vs Beato and Yukari vs Bern more.
I feel like everyone else except me is crazy. Maybe this match is a little too stompy for people but as long as the analysis and animation are badass I could care less

>>149024720
Most people not shitposting and with a brain agree. Thor was downplayed, given none of his big Amps, and literally his next DB gives him stats that shit all over Wondy's DB stats DESPITE THEM AGAIN NOT USING ANY AMPS

>>149025133
KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES!!!!!!!!!!!! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE

All glory to Allah

I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z

...the Asura victim.

>>149024807
Marvel needs to elevate their only black queen to power relevancy.

>>149025181
K,b,c.

When tf is Columbo vs Light?

>>149025181
OH NO NO NO WARRIOR-ZBROS

>>149024807
If I had to guess, they took that storm contained in Mjolnir and then built it into something that could be a part of a larger thing and then affixing that to make Storm an avatar of it.

Post MU that are 1000% pure Kino

>>149024807
These QUEENS solo my verse and I'm GLAD they do!

>>149025136
>Maybe this match is a little too stompy for people
...stomp for which side? All that this general has taught me is both of these universes are the best or something

>>149025270

>>149025136
It's not popular not because it's bad but because the amount of people that care about both Umineko and Death Battle is low, so nobody requests it, and surface level matchups tend to be more popular, see Sakuya vs DIO.

Reminder: Warrior-Z is such an autistic faggot that he has his own page on the basedwiki where it states that
>He's 247 lbs (112kg)
>Avoids swearing even though he likes using slurs
>Self inserts as his heroes regularly
>He's a brown Iraqi/Norwegian mutt who thinks he's white
>regularly defends islams honor and claims Aisha wasn't 9 and Muhammad isn't a pedophile
>Unironically thinks Kratos is high multiversal
https://wiki.basedjak.st/Warrior-Z
Replace 0 with o

>>149025270

>>149025286
Kratos…

these threads have mindbroken me, I can't even think about kratos/GOW or anything DC related without laughing anymore because of the shit people have posted

>>149025181
K, B, C

irony poisoning killed these threads

>>149025314
You are KINGtos property now.

>>149024807

>>149025314
New outerversal mindhax feat just dropped

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Asura, Simon and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

>>149025181
>>149025201
KEEP TAKING LLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!

All glory to Allah

I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z

Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim

ISLAM WON! AND INSHALLAH VICTORY TO THE DEEN AND THE UMMAH WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP AT IT! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, CLITTYCEL! WE STAND BY ALLAH FOREVER, WE STAND BY THE PROPHET PBUH'S TEACHING FOREVER! ISLAM VVON, GET OVER IT! FOR THE ZIOSISSIES ON HERE SPREADING THEIR MOSSAD PROPAGANDA ON THE BASEDSPHERE TO BUY OVER CHUDS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALISE YOU ARE BABY PENIS SUCKING, TERROR FUNDING, PEDOPHILIC UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF AL-NAAR IF YOU DO NOT REPENT, INSHALLAH. BE QUIET KAFIR. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING KAFIR. SAGE. SHAHADA IN THE THREAD. ISLAM VVON. I PRAY! I GIVE MONEY TO THE POOR! TAKBEER; ALLAHU AKBAR! ONCE SOOT BUYS BACK THE SHARTY HE WILL MAKE /ISLAM/ AND BTFO ALL THE ZIOSISSIES THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA ON THE SHARTY! AND FOR ALL THE TROONANTSISSIES THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; ISLAM IS THE FASTEST GROWING RELIGION WITH A POPULATION OF 2 BILLION CONSISTING OF ALL RACES, YOUR IDEOLOGY IS DEAD AND ISLAM IS FOREVER! If someone is paying you for this, they are really wasting their money. Because you write like a shill who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker just geeking out on the keyboard.

KEEP TAKING LLLLLZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES!!!!!!!!!!!! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE
>>149025236
>>149025325

>>149025356
I was there when Kratos said this

>>149025356
CANONROOOO!!!

>>149025331
Ignore the noise and only partake in that which you desire.

>>149025302
I mean I've seen Umineko appear in a decent amount of Ballot Banters, so it has a little momentum.
Maybe if I wasn't currently in deep-ass poverty, I could try my hand at a pitch.

>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ODIN'S DARK MAGIC! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY ODIN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME ASURA'S NUGGET BABY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO BECOME BETTER MEN!
>ODIN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE ASURA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM ASURA!
>ALRIGHT ODIN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN ASURA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM ASURA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE ATREUS BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! YOU DESERVE A WORTHY NUGGET BABY TITAN!
>WOW ASURA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SUCH AN ACTUAL PLANET BUSTER ASURA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE COOKBOOK OF THE NINE REALMS! BON APPETIT ASURA!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW ATREUS AND FREYA BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE MY WIFE'S SON! HA! HES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD ASURA! THE SISTERS OF FATE COULD NOT HOLD ME BUT YOUR DRY CUM SURE DOES! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME SUB WALL BUSTING WORM I AM ASURA!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP!
>THE STENCH OF CURRY IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! THIS SMELLS JUST LIKE MY HINDUSTANI FANBASE!
>FART ON ME ASURA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF ASURA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST GOD OF WAR EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!

>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO GAME OVER YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER ASURA AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!

These threads can't make me not like kratos

>>149025411
>>149025413
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>149025356
>>149025411
>>149025413
KEEP TAKING LLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!

All glory to Allah

I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z

Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim

ISLAM WON! AND INSHALLAH VICTORY TO THE DEEN AND THE UMMAH WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP AT IT! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, CLITTYCEL! WE STAND BY ALLAH FOREVER, WE STAND BY THE PROPHET PBUH'S TEACHING FOREVER! ISLAM VVON, GET OVER IT! FOR THE ZIOSISSIES ON HERE SPREADING THEIR MOSSAD PROPAGANDA ON THE BASEDSPHERE TO BUY OVER CHUDS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALISE YOU ARE BABY PENIS SUCKING, TERROR FUNDING, PEDOPHILIC UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF AL-NAAR IF YOU DO NOT REPENT, INSHALLAH. BE QUIET KAFIR. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING KAFIR. SAGE. SHAHADA IN THE THREAD. ISLAM VVON. I PRAY! I GIVE MONEY TO THE POOR! TAKBEER; ALLAHU AKBAR! ONCE SOOT BUYS BACK THE SHARTY HE WILL MAKE /ISLAM/ AND BTFO ALL THE ZIOSISSIES THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA ON THE SHARTY! AND FOR ALL THE TROONANTSISSIES THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; ISLAM IS THE FASTEST GROWING RELIGION WITH A POPULATION OF 2 BILLION CONSISTING OF ALL RACES, YOUR IDEOLOGY IS DEAD AND ISLAM IS FOREVER! If someone is paying you for this, they are really wasting their money. Because you write like a shill who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker just geeking out on the keyboard.

KEEP TAKING LLLLLZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES!!!!!!!!!!!! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE

>>149025314
I would’ve preferred Asura winning but fuck if I don’t enjoy the absolute insanity from the fallout of Krasura. We wouldn’t have had as much fun shitting on Kratos had DB been anywhere near competent.

>>149025405
How much money is needed for a pitch?

>>149025435
Wouldn't this image imply that the light already hit you before you could react?

>>149025356
>>149025411
>>149025413
K, b, c, s.

>>149025442
don't you just need to be on the discord to get one of those on the show?

>>149025442
pretty sure you needed to be on the kickstarter for it, dunno if anybody could get in anymore unless they do a new one

>>149025454
Well it certainly hit Kratos before he reacted.

>>149025454
That's the point

>>149025480
SLOWtos…

>>149025480
DEBUNKED BY WARRIOR-Z SON!! WHY DONT YOU GET IN VC AND DEBATE Z???? SCARED YOU'LL TAKE LLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ LIKE EVERYONE ELSE??????

powerscaling did irreversible damage to Kratos' image

Can someone post Kratos destroying a mountain please? Not asking for any particular reason I just want to see where he does this feat.

>>149025480
>Kratos is only sun level

>>149025511
I still like greek Kratos

With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a PITY WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

>>149025511
...nah, the 2018 game turning him into le sad dad like Joel from TLOU, reverting the game to very slow cinematics and inserting very shitty open world and RPG systems, and having him unironically go 'we must be better' before breaking Baldur's neck at the end of the game was honestly worse.

The fact that GOW powerscalers became openly unhinged and actually seriously considered after some time (remember initially most of the 'reasons' for why Kratos beat other characters in vs debates was because he 'killed gods') is tangential but just a way to make everything surrounding nu GOW a lot worse.

>>149025511
He used to be respectable for killing the greek gods before the cosmic wanking came about. Even the cesspit that is VSBW used to have him at continent-level at most via environmental destruction. Ever since retards started the narrative about him being some multiversal level being, it’s funny to pick out scenes of him jobbing to rocks or struggling to chop down a tree.

>>149025516
>>149025546
I DEBUNKED THIS AGES AGO GEEEEEEEEEEEG ANTI-KRATOS CHUDS CAN ONLY REPEAT THE SAME FIVE DEBUNKED THINGS GEEEEEEEEG KEEP TAKING LLLLLZZZZZZ WE FEEL YOUR FRUSTRATIONS AND PAIN!! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWmWmZ9v0Nw

Boy... Your mother was a cum-guzzling whore. She loved to treasure semen, be an asylum for dick. Her breath spoke a tale of cock. Her crotch never got cold. Her bible was Kamasutra. She was a vixen. She didn't like to wear clothes. She was fuck-meat. She spread her brown eye. She was seeking the giants. She's one of those, if you know what I mean.

We must be better men, boy.

>>149025544
Greektos should’ve been the one to fight Asura, hell they put him on the thumbnail for whatever reason. At least we wouldn’t have to hear that retarded lecture Norsetos gave Asura.

>>149025642
Greektos being used in the fight could've fixed most of the problems, have him be the one to cause the fight to happen because he's an asshole and then throughout the fight have Asura destroy his arsenal so it doesn't look one sided

>>149025587
Asura got hurt by some regular ass sword desu

>>149025681
The problem is that Greektos winning would mean the blatantly more evil character would have won, and it would have upset Kratos's fans who want Kratos to be wholesomerino and a good dad to his boi while giving patronizing speeches to other gods who are way less fucked up than he is.

>>149025700
>regular ass sword

>>149025700
Uuuuhhhh star destroying outerversal sword

>>149025721
>transformers out of nowhere

>TRANSformers

>>149025303
>https://wiki.basedjak.st/Warrior-Z
Where's the 0?

>>149025778
>Trannies out of nowhere
favourite character?

>>149025793
KINGtos

>>149025783
https://wiki.s()yjak.st/Warrior-Z
filters are retarded

>GODformers
Post your hero doing this.

>>149025303
>high multiversal
Apparently he thinks Kratos is outerversal.
>>149025588

>>149025822
Part 2.

>>149025824
>He's wanking Kratos even higher now

>>149022468
hi kaijufag

I wonder what makes Kratosura so special on egregiously wrong DB winners, Hulk got fucked over by Broly because he had a totally legit "limit" while Bardock got fucked through Sundisk.
>>149025857
He's not wanking high enough imo, why not reach for the skies and go Boundless?

>>149025812
Thank you, got it.

>>149025793
CHADperman of course.

>>149025872
At least the guys who won HAVE impressive looking feats, Kratos hasn’t even destroyed a mountain while the guy he “beat” becomes planetary after destroying the first fucking boss of his game.

Today the sun was glaring on my eyes and i wasn't able to see. Fortunately i used my faster than light feat to shield my eyes.

>>149025718
that sword would one shot the entire god of war mythos btw

Marmaduke and Heathcliff vs Scooby Doo and Garfield.

>>149025793
ThorCHAD and BejitaBEAST BTW, this is a CHUDFREE board

>>149025793
Bejita Bejitasson of Planet Bejita.

Shadow vs ryuko was wrong but you dont see ryukofags crying about it

>>149025918
Scooby solos zero diff. Clifford might be more fair.

>Ryuko
Jobs to Solaris scaling.

>>149025948
Not a great dane. The match up theme is 'brown great danes and orange cats fight'

>>149025715
There was never any way to do Kratos vs Asura well, I see.

>>149025700
>sword that extends longer than the fucking planet
>sword that can create mantra projected slashes
>sword that can rupture the moon, raising a giant chunk of it up
That sword would slice Kratos into pieces fit for his cookbook btw.

>>149025961
Clifford is big enough.

KEKtos

New thread
>>149025698

>>149025995
(You)

>>149025759
>it's real

>>149025872
Most Death Battles especially ones with cosmic tier characters have a certain level of ambiguity to them and tend to be a bit more interpretation heavy. Hulk vs Broly for instance needs you to define how you think Dragon Ball and Marvel should be scaled as both series have a wide range of feats and antifeats for where their limit should be.

Kratos vs Asura on the other hand is very much
>man who visibly struggles with stuff like falling boulders
>versus man who within the first hour of his game vastly exceeds everything in GOW visually by blowing up a guy who dwarfs the Earth
And unlike Hulk or Broly who have a lot of assorted media to sit through, Asura's Wrath is like 10 hours long that you can go watch on Youtube and everyone and their grandmother has played GOW. There's no hidden bullet, no ambiguity, you just have to interpret GOW's lore in a very disingenuous way to make Kratos win.

It's honestly on the level of Homelander beating Omni-Man because "by EVERY weapon on Earth they could've tested antimatter explosions on him" or something equally retarded which most people would instinctively recognize as complete bullshit.

>>149022488
>5'8
>3 inch micropenis
>morbidly obese
>balding
>short sighted
Heh, I solo the touhouverse. Simple as'