Thread 149022756

>>149022756 (OP)
Why is every children's animated film about poop?

No sir, I dont like it!

>>149022770
name 7 more

>>149022756 (OP)
>A show about poo.
Just shut down the industry at this point. Nobody knows how to make good cartoons anymore.

im so tired of all of it, just reset this industry

>>149022756 (OP)
Thank you may I have another

>>149022756 (OP)
THIS is what gets greenlight now

I'm gonna story time the book here since I know none of you have read it

>>149022992
>just reset this industry
Reset the whole timeline, or end it.

>>149022799
What's with the Doremi posting?

it begins

>>149023012
>Pinocchio live action.
Awful.
>>149023076
>What's with the Doremi posting?
Because I feel like it, and also the fact there's no new cartoons I like enough to get screencaps of.

>>149023071
How long have you been eating poop?

HOOOLY SHIT BROS THIS LOOKS KINO

cute bugs are underrepresented in animation. mite b cool.

>>149023201
This dude 100 percent trooned out later in life.

>>149023221
well dont leave us hanging!

>>149023221
>>149023243
i was impatient, sorry :-(

>>149023202
>I wish I were a wasp or a dragonfly. They are the most popular bugs in school.
80-90% of wasps are parasitic. Which means that little monster is cornering their classmates in the bathroom between periods, pinning them down, and laying eggs in them. The school administrators are trying to keep it quiet.

>>149023241
He surely did become female after getting raped in prison

>>149023335
the wasp is giving me big Jax Digital Circus vibes

Added to the filter

>>149023316
that's hot

>>149023410
top 10 anime plot twists

>>149023417
>/co/ meetup

the end

>>149023417
KEK
This page needs to be in the movie, funniest thing I seen today

that was actually a really nice little book, so of course none of that is going to be in the movie and its going to be irony-poisoned and full of pop culture references.

Before reading this I assumed it was a metaphor for foreign kids who have smelly food and the author thought it a good idea to compare them to dung beetles eating shit.

>>149023487
And the cute artstyle will be replaced with soulless CGI

>>149023487
The synopsis on OP image sounds nothing like the book already

>>149022770
Kids love toilet humor. Why do you think skibidi toilet is so big?

>>149023417
So the movie will be a in your face "accept everyone, especially the freaks" feel good story.

Can't wait to see them push the "trans" snail into a larger role.

>>149023487
Imagine the trailer playing like that cancerous new Smurfs one - just two solid minutes of bugs all bobbing their heads and dabbing and yelling "hey, fellow kids, how about those rizz spicy memes we all like?" while the obnoxious R&B soundtrack blasts in the background.

>>149023574
Would be non binary actually

>>149023143
I like the art, looks cute

>>149023135
I don't even know anything about doremi i just have a bunch of images of it from hanging around s4s.

>>149022770
Children haven't developed their own tastes for entertainment yet. Toilet humor works because making silly fart noises amuses toddlers and babies. Then they get older and start liking and disliking things specifically. Some may still enjoy some low brow toilet humor because it's simple, while others may think it's too immature and want something else.

If anything it's gonna be another dumb harmless family film that some anons will meme because "lol India", or whatever.

can't wait for kids to start eating poop because of this movie

>>149022992
>>149022756 (OP)
Look, there's nothing wrong with a poo joke. People are going to go nuts and say it's promoting some coprophilia fetish to kids or somemthing because they're all paranoid. Don't buy into it. Please. This site has enough autists clogging up our site with 'ah durr whuh did dey mmean by dis?' and we used to be the final boss of the internet, not prudes.

However, holy shit, what a fucking shitty idea for a story - literally writing an entire filmm around the idea of a poo eating gag. It is dung, and it is proof that Hollywood is in a creative fucking dead end.

>>149023780
Give it a watch, you won't regret it. Hana doesn't appear til Sharp though, and Asuka doesn't appear until Motto!

>>149023076
He's a faggot who watches shows with little girls

>>149023780
>>149023884
I checked it out because I kept seeing it on /a/ and /s4s/ and I'm surprised how well made it was for a girls show

>>149023456
Don't get me wrong, it's pretty funny

So are we gonna pivot from hating the movie for the fact it's so childish to the fact it will inevitably be a watered down less childish version of the book?

>>149023901
>He says while watching Steven Universe a show with a boy.
Two way street anon, can't have one or the other.

>revealing millions of children to scat fetish
I can take weight gain
I can take giantess
I can even take feet/tickling
But SCAT is where I draw the line!

>>149022799
>>149023135
>>149023780
kys birchy

>We’re getting this instead of a TFOne sequel
Fucking hell

>>149023850
They'll pad the shit out of it with "original" ideas like all those godawful Dr. Seuss movies.

>>149023925
?
I don't watch Steven Jewniverse

>>149023940
What cartoons do you watch?

>>149023100
for me, it's jessica jumping spider

>>149022756 (OP)
Oh, sure. This guy makes a weird movie about eating poop and it's somehow a heartwarming story for all audiences.
But when I ask my girlfriend to shit in my mouth suddenly I'm a "disgusting freak" and "in violation of my restraining order".

>>149022756 (OP)
I’m not gonna watch this or Fixed no matter how much /co/ shills both of them.

>>149023940
Popeye and Batman TAS

>>149023316
>>149023419
i concur, that's very hot

>>149023981
>Popeye
Oops anon that show has a girl in it. I'm gonna drop everything and spend my entire life calling you a freak.

Two way street anon, remember that next time you whine

>>149024035
You didn't even bring up Baby Doll from Batman TAS
So his argument completely falls flat
Now setting aside all the autism, why the fuck are we getting a series about literal shit?

>>149023969
same

>>149022770
>cartoon about dung beetle
AHH IM GOING CRAZY THE ILLUMINATI WON

>>149023417
>muh radical acceptance
So this is just a metaphor for a kid with a scat fetish and why you shouldn't judge him because the people around him have equally bad or worse fetishes?

Catering to the Indian market I see

>>149024139
sorry that wasn't meant to be responding to that anon just the thread in general

>>149023963
If she has a restraining order she ain't your gf, dude

>>149023316
drawfags, get in here!

>>149024178
the memes write themselves.

>>149024208
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
Today's audience. The modern viewer.
And we wonder why Skibidi Toilet is more popular than Pantheon.

>>149024078
I remember that Raven guy tried to virtue signal about her and he ended up deleting his account in embarrassment and came back months later acting like everyone forgot (we didn't).

>>149024263
leave /b/tard

>>149023417
Look, i get the moral (be who you are etc) but using bugs as metaphors is really weird. They literally have no morals for what they do, which is (based on human standards) completely gross and terrible

>>149022756 (OP)
Finally, the House of Beck anime is in the works

>>149023410
Mantises only do that when under observation.

>>149023935
Literally who???

>>149024492
It's a breed of tree that causes psychological damage.
I know in Papua New Guinea they used them to smoke out of and if enhanced the flavors.

>>149022756 (OP)
I'm not watching this shit literally

>>149023530
True, especially when he said he wish he were a WASP

>>149023530
after reading it, i think that's exactly what happened

>>149023530
>>149023574
>>149024169
>>149024307
I remember when allegories and metaphors in childrens stories were actually clever and thought-out. What is wrong with this generation of writers?

>>149022799
doremi has an episode where they fart in front of the baby they're watching to help her take a shit

>>149024886
And the one where Onpu says Hana's elephant is cute while constipated.
There's a lot of those jokes with Onpu for some reason.

>>149024726
>Cookies and milk are just like welfare! Tell those lazy mice to get back in the fields!

>>149022756 (OP)
There is no goddamn way this is not some director or writer's fetish they are inserting into family media all over again....

>>149022756 (OP)
things that don't need a movie and having just read what was posted in the thread, things that didn't need to be written in the first place.
total shit, heh.

>>149024726
>What is wrong with this generation of writers?
Everything. Also those "participation trophies" they got.

>>149022756 (OP)
More than the current very obvious reaction everyone expects when they see this. I'm wondering how many people who have pitched their ideas to studios and executive boards over and over again for years and have been continually shot down and rejected...only to see this shit somehow made it through a pitch meeting and got the greenlight. What the fuck are they feeling when they see this literal shit being announced. How can one really feel when they spend years writing down their heart and soul into a treatment and seen nothing but rejection...and then they see this got a greenlight?

That has to be some near suicide inducing introspection for half of them.

And then to keep on trying to have an industry carer, they are going to HAVE to pretend they love this and it's a great idea, if not being browbeat into having to defend it on social media in the near future.

>>149022756 (OP)
good afternoon saars

>>149023100

>Butterflies and Caterpillars
>Different species

>>149024304
Meds E

>>149025208
Elvis Jones was surely something. But it was one of Oliver Jean Marie's first gigs so I'll let it slide.

>>149023129
why does he have panties in his drawer?

>>149022770
>Somewhere in the future, mankind has depleted all energy and fuel sources, however they have somehow engineered a way to use human excrement as fuel. People started to build the new city by making new energy with their excrement. Soon after, the city's leaders announced two legislations to generate and control the new energy; including installing ID chips in each citizens' anus to monitor the defecation level...

>>149025247
Probably some troon shit forcing degenerate shit in as usual.
And they say straight people are weird.

>>149025327
Is this basically Korean Rick & Morty?

>>149025176

Children's book adaptations are easy money (or easier money) and kids love gross and crude humour (Mike Judge's and Trey and Matt's career was built on it)

>>149023316
He rapes his classmates?

>>149025399

More like Xenomorphs them

>>149025399
At first, yes.

>>149022756 (OP)
I’m genuinely worried stupid tik tok kids are going to start an “eating poo” trend.

>>149023316
Dragonflies are also another insect considered evil. Called the devil's darning needles they were thought to stich up hurt snakes and caught insects to feed the snakes. Swedish thought was the devil used dragonflies to weight people's soul.

>>149023574
The the pregnant child also has a male name.

>>149023574
It could’ve been a good Christian movie about how none are free from sin but the LGBT assume every struggle out there parallels with theirs

>>149023850
Cope

>>149025399
>>149025558
>the girls in their bathroom can hear the dozens of pumps and the moans in the boys' bathroom.

>>149022791
turning red
soul
elemental
luca
onward
toy story 4
lightyear

Would you eat your waifu's poop, /co/?

>>149022756 (OP)
Amazing to see people triggered over cartoon insects displaying real life insect behaviors

Eat the poop, Quizboy.

>>149027022
Amazing that you can't understand the crucial difference between the two.
A real-life bug eating poop is just a non-thinking organism desperately seeking nutrients from an easy, non-threatening source.

Now imagine a cartoon bug, a character, he speaks, he laughs, he has a family and friends... He's more than capable of doing anything to get sustenance, he has clothes for fuck's sake I'm sure they have grocery stores... and then he fucking eats poop anyway.
At that point it's a choice by a conscious being.
"I'm going to eat poop."

>>149027022
I just hope real life kids don’t try to imitate them. I’m not even a concerned parent, I can feel a gross trend on the horizon

>>149027022
I know in Maya the Bee (do not look up the original one from the 40s and see who financed it) they had a dung beetle but they only brought him up for jokes.

>>149022756 (OP)
>John Lasseter is officially in charge of Paramount Animation by the end of the year
Is he gonna cancel this?

>>149022756 (OP)
This is going to fail so hard just by name
What parent is going to take their kid to see "I Eat Poop"

>>149026774
A shit movie is different from a movie about poop.

>>149027239
did he already give up on skydance after only two movies?

>>149023241
He's in jail for raping his sister.

>>149027284
He's still involved with Skydance Animation for the time being. I imagine it's not gonna last once the Netflix deal expires.

>>149027317
When was he jailed? Do you know how old he is now? You think he still eats his own poop? I hope coprophilia doesn’t become a norm after this movie.

>>149022756 (OP)
>movie about dog balls
>movie about eating shit
>2010 rehashes
g-gee, thanks western animation industry…

>>149023439
>butterfly girl tastes with her feet
That's hot.

>>149027255
People will watch this for meme reasons, like Snakes on a Plane or the Minecraft movie.

>>149027420
https://minitubia.fandom.com/wiki/DrNickalausBate

>>149027771
>born in 1991
>arrested in 2015
>serving 16.5–40 years
Thank you. I think a tooth infection will end his life before he gets out.

>>149027861
I shivered just thinking about how rotten his fucking teeth must be by now, unless there's some sort of dental care for prisoners i'm not aware of they must be fucked beyond all repair

>>149027930
The only dental care this guy deserves is the other prisoners beating them out of his head. Can jails give obituaries or declare dead persons?

>>149024886
this never happens.

>>149027279 NTA
turning red is literally about periods. thats a bodily function that creates waste.
i dont think any of the other movies have anything to do with bodily waste though

>>149028030

frankly, having them beaten out sounds a lot less painful than leaving them in, they’d be doing him a favor

>>149028067
I sure hope no one makes a kids movie about eating THAT kind of waste

>>149027861
"shut up your honour, i clearly didnt touch my sister, i like scat porn and not little girls, dont even try bringing up how i was attracted to her shitty underage butt because she was neglected"

>>149028094
marceline survives on bubblesgum period blood because its deep red.
there.

>>149028094
Red gold.

>>149022756 (OP)
>Normalizing scat fetishism for the young
I hate Warner so fucking much you wouldn't believe...

>>149022770
(((cohencidence)))

>>149028268
whats wrong? its the national dish of india, why are you so uppity about it.

>>149028289
>youre not correct, the math is just antisemitic

>>149027117
Modern animation is the #1 avenue to subvert and pervert kids minds

>>149022756 (OP)
There's a ton of stuff directed at kids that's about fart and shit. It's really getting weird, like there's like 5 people with fetishes and an agenda. I just saw a toy called "Doo Doo Kangaroo" yesterday. It had turds and everything as accessories.

>>149028355
>I just saw a toy called "Doo Doo Kangaroo" yesterday. It had turds and everything as accessories.
It's like the 90s never ended.

Fetish conspiracy. Someone in a position of power is trying to normalize scat.

>>149022770
current fbi director is indian. this is all a psyop to enjoy the poopoo.

>>149028890
>gettin angry because india gunna be top 1 india space programme with methane gasses *:laughing_emoji*

>>149028912
maga indian spotted

>>149028647
based

tasting food with your feet is sexy.

>>149026769
>the boys' bathroom is all covered with cum and dirty underwear

>>149028961
fuck bitch head.
india always choose winning!!!

>>149023135
Go to hell birchy

>>149022756 (OP)
>popular with a certain demographic.

>>149027861
to 40? Serial offender Harvey Weinstein got less, murderers get less. The guy is gross but his sentencing seems weird.

>>149026774
Only Lightyear is about poop. Your list eats shit.

>>149028294
Greetings, saar.

>>149022756 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6-heDE-OI

>>149025327
Aachi and Ssipak is actually funny, though, and there's no poop on screen at any point.

>>149023455
I would argue that the two kids who are biologically required to eat poop, which is clearly common enough that there are entire lines of products based on poop, really aren't the problem when that one motherfucker in the bottom right slams a fucking corpse on the table and then another classmate starts eating him whilst he eats the corpse.

>>149022756 (OP)
now that isrea-fail is falling they want to accelerate their mess as fast as possible.

>>149023100
>Adam Ant
DON'T YOU EVER
DON'T YOU EVER
STOP BEING DANDY
SHOWING ME YOU'RE HANDSOME

I made this same thread it got few replies smdh

>goth mosquito girl
>butterfly stacy who tastes with her feet
>shortstack bumblebee girl
These three will get so much r34 when the movies out

>>149022756 (OP)
They're bringing back gross-out humor? Don't they remember how much parents complained about it the first time?

>>149023417
>i was born pregnant
Hot

>>149023530
That's basically exactly it, some fucking retard actually went "eating shit is kinda like dietary requirements from a religion or the like" and thought that this was a sane equivalency, to say nothing of how it makes that fucking retarded fag fallacy of "le everyone is weird and everyone's weird is equivalent!".

>>149030470
Pennsylvanian justice must be serious as hell

>>149022756 (OP)
So this is about Indian immigrants?

>>149024726
You're fucking retarded lol

>>149030470
I think he’s going to die in there.

>>149024169
These are all actual traits of the bugs the characters are based off of...
I hope your burning cross falls and crushes you

>>149023417
I fucking hate bugs and Americans

>>149023530
>>149031126
Legitimate cultural practice saar. Superpower by 2030

>>149022756 (OP)
oh boy
western animation is saved

>>149024726
It is the problems of a low-context society. Everything is just continually dumbed down to the lowest possible common denominator. Nuance is a luxury for high-context societies.

>>149033614
First place my mind went.

>>149023792
>>149025623

>>149031005
I know, right? I hear they're even trying to bring back violent video games. Crazy world we're living in.

>>149023417
>i ate your sister
i bet he did

>>149034880
Next they'll be pulling back censorship and obscenity laws, and shuttering risk management departments

>>149022756 (OP)
why

>>149030174
K.

>>149022756 (OP)
>This is ABC News

>>149033614
>>149033943
?

>>149038563
It's an Elden Ring character called the Loathsome Dung Eater

>>149039053
Ah, okay.

>>149027770
Minecraft was a big IP
This is going to be a meme like Morbius but fail like it too

>>149022756 (OP)
ewwwww, NASTY

>>149025399
I guess that's one word for it.

Transformers Two died for this

>>149042098
Good. I hated One.

>>149022756 (OP)
Aw crap Shmorky's back.

>>149023355
I hate this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>149022756 (OP)
>Bug society
Wouldn't all bugs eat poop if given the chance, though?

Poopoo is a motif often seen at the end of societies. It represents the final breaking down of the societal order. Peasants may laugh at potty humour in all times and places but when shit can be found in high places you know theres a deep problem.

>>149023417
kek

>>149023417
>i cloned myself
whats wrong with that

>>149023429
jej