Thread 149047469

What are your thoughts on Clyde McBride, the character from The Loud House?

>>149047469 (OP)
Does he have a BBC?

>>149047469 (OP)
I can't believe the police let him go after everything he's done.

>>149047524
He's too buck broken for that.

>>149047469 (OP)
Let me guess, White dad and Black mom.

I know that Lola thinks he has “nice undies”, at least in the digital short “10 Headed Beast”.

I saw a comic where he accidently made the baby give him a blowjob

>>149047469 (OP)
I know what you are

>>149047546
>Let me guess, White dad and Black mom.
Sorry anon, it's actually White dad and Black dad

>>149047469 (OP)
I think one of the few good things post-Savino era was dropping his overt obsession with Lori.

>>149047469 (OP)
Lame, gay and also black.
3 strikes.

>>149047469 (OP)
He's a poor victim of modern times. Having fag dads screwed him.

>>149047735
Obviously he likes Lori because he's longing for a mother

I wonder if he's ever walked in on one of his dads anally ravaging his other dad.

>>149047469 (OP)
my thoughts are that you should stop making loud house threads when youve already got one up

>>149047918
not yet.

>>149047972
Who's the guy in the middle?

>>149047469 (OP)
Replaceable and honestly a humiliation ritual for the black audience getting a wimpy uncle tom with two homosexual male partners as his adoptive dads as their representation. At least Irwin is funny and his dads also funny and his situation is more interesting.
Should've just made him a chubby White kid like Gunther.

>>149048068
Bobby Santiago. The boyfriend of the eldest sister, Lori Loud.

>>149047972
Why is he looking at them like that?

>>149048275
He's not? He's looking at (you)

>>149047693
>gay dads in toons
>almost always a tall thin white guy and a short chubby black guy
What do they mean by this?

>>149048328
is a stereotype, like that black x asian stuff in the 90s

>>149048328
Definitely some kind of higher-up demand. It happens too often.
I always thought they were just trying to do another Mitch and Cam from Modern Family since they were mainstream tv gays.

He's very annoying and I'm happy they wrote him out.

>>149047469 (OP)
He looks cute in a dress.

>>149049013
>He looks cute in a dress.
When did that happen?

>>149049301
in the early seasons, literally crossdressed as the loud sisters, all of them.

>>149049301
I remembered wrong. It was a swimsuit skirt combo.

>>149047524
Isn't this an American show?

>>149049515
It should be no underwear as well.

>>149048000
>>149048328
There's not enough porn of these guys.

>>149049366
Clyde dressed up as all of them?

>>149049670
That's for Comic Book Club, At Night.

>>149049515
If Ronnie Anne really is off the table and so are his sisters then this really wouldn't be the worst option for Lincoln. Could even be cute.

>>149047469 (OP)
Having only seen Savino seasons, I don’t hate him but I hated how every time Lincoln ever did anything they had to force him in
It’s the Lincoln Loud and his Sisters show not the Lincoln and Clyde show

>>149047469 (OP)
I hope Lincoln steals every crush Clyde has and fucks them in front of him.

>>149047469 (OP)
Annoying buck broken nigger. He was literally written as a diversity hire
>black
>2 gay dads
>sees a therapists. This is for the "neurodivergent" audience

Also, he was a boring character in general who could only echo lincoln. The country boy is more interesting than Clyde. Also, you could tell he was created by white people because of how "unblack" he is.I imagine he will troon out at some point.

>>149047546
Anon, I...

>>149048133
He is literally 3 diversity birds with 1 stone. I wouldnt be surprised if the creator did it on purpose when Nick demanded more diversity. Like, a walking DEI checkbox would be hilarious.

>>149051292
Dude just admit you like boys and want them to fuck.

>>149047469 (OP)
Terrible excuse for a character

>>149051343
KEK what was this artists name? I used to love his stuff.

>>149047469 (OP)
He'll definitely transition in a few years

>>149051372
enclave.

>>149047469 (OP)
Easily the worst thing about the first seasons, the writers had this Ponyhead esque obsession with him and his creepy crush on Lori. Plus his disgusting nosebleed gag. Avatar couldn't even show a paper cut but this motherfucker has a brain aneurysm every episode. I stopped watching after the Savino witchhunt but from what I hear they just focus even more on him now, why oh why do writer so often double down on bad characters?

>>149051398
He's already got Lincoln. He'll be fine. Maybe a dress but that's it.

>>149048365
>I am ruined for other men forever
Huh?

>>149047972
I like Bobby, he made me realize how SHIT Lori is as a person. He would be FUCKING High Schooler if it wasn't for her

>>149052873
it's a phrase that means no other man could possibly satisfy you now

>>149051292
Clyde can always fuck Lincoln's cousin Shelby as payback.

>>149047469 (OP)
absolutely patrician taste

>>149051789
His crush on Lori is long gone. He's an alright character now, they've toned back a lot of the stuff from Savino's terrible writing of him. All the male friends of Lincoln are good, the two girls, aren't interesting at al.

are they still gay?

>>149047469 (OP)
Just realized how similar he is to Irwin
>Nerdy black kid
>Best friends with the male protagonist
>Lusts after a blonde girl (and gets rejected)
>Generally a punching bag

>>149053323
>women
>gay

>>149047524
He’s got it ready for Lori but she’s bean’d.
So he’s got it ready for Leni.

>>149047829
Can someone redraw this comic with Clyde and Lincoln?

>>149053323
Nope

>>149048328
>>149048557
The reason is to make it clear they're not related. Otherwise it could be easily portrayed as uncles or other family members stepping up to raise the child. This way it's clear that they have no familial relationship and thus are a lover.

>>149052984
>Nerdy little black girl
Cute

>>149052984
I don't think Shelby has appeared much in the show.

>>149054862
nah but it certainly showed how little he is compared to his brother

>>149055475
I wonder how she hasn't noticed her bra is showing off.

>>149055618
oh thats definitely on purpose, considering what happened next page, anyways.

I hate the fuckin' nosebleed crap with him. Looks like fuckin sauce comin' outta him.

>>149053176
Lincoln has fucked all 4 of them, and Clyde has fucked none of them.

>>149051307
I miss the renegade angel.
>>149052943
The better Lori.
>>149055699
Bobby has no backbone, and is practically a shy elementary school boy, just what a dominant woman wants in a man.
>>149056435
Only in your fanfics, you sick fuck.

Who is bigger down there, Lincoln or Clyde?

>>149056762
>Only in your fanfics, you sick fuck.
It's canon that Lincoln is a ladies-man, and Clyde is just his ugly black friend that only exists to make Lincoln look better by comparison.

>>149056785
Lincoln by far, it's not even close. Clyde is painfully below average.

>>149056801
This guy really don't understand what's wrong with what he said, don't waste your time anon.

>>149056913
I mean it's true.

>>149056819
Are there any official numbers?

>>149056785
Rusty > Lincoln > Clyde = Liam > Zach

>>149057469
Clyde should be last, and Lincoln should be first.

>>149047615
>accidentally

LFMAO that fandom is sick

>>149055940
Maybe it's an anime reference?

>>149057544
Why?

>>149056762
>Bobby has no backbone, and is practically a shy elementary school boy, just what a dominant woman wants in a man.
oh my god...she is just like her mom, they share the same taste in men.

>>149057469
No Stella?

>>149058239
>jajaja
Latinos really like The Loud House, and it shows.

>>149056785
anon...lincoln in the show managed to charm older girls way above his league because of his size.
all of his sisters friend are friendly to him and some even mired for a good reason.

>>149058269
mayhaps but the reason for liking or just watch the show will depend

>>149058359
I don't get it.

there was the heroverse now that I remember

>>149059525
the loud sisters and their friend were mostly villains though with lincoln being ace savvy.

>>149059305
She calls all three Daddy.

>>149058239
How Lily was born.

>>149052943
I have no idea what this means.

>>149058247
Stella's pretty boring

>>149060186
lincoln taught his old man some new tricks...

>>149061261
We need a continuation to this.

>>149060186
Only Lily?

>>149047546
You're actually retarded if you thought this character's skin tone has him as a biracial half black/white character.

>>149049366
He what? I thought only Lincoln did that?

>>149062495
What are you talking about? It's a reasonable thing to think.

>>149062566
Clyde is nowhere near close as half black/white stfu.

Is it alright if I shake off some dust and write something lewd?
[Spoiler] Leni or Luan [/spoiler].
[Spoiler] Or perhaps Bloud [/spoiler].

>>149062989
Oh wow yeah, Ok, fuck you too.

>>149062989
I vote Bloud.

>>149062989
haha nice spoilers FAG

>>149047469 (OP)
HE SUCKS!

>>149062989
>>149063003
I really am out of practice, I'm not sure what I did wrong.

>>149063020
It shall be done as soon as I finish watching Hulk (2003) .

>>149063222
Much better.

It's nice to see hype for written works too. I thought only drawfags were liked on /co/.

>>149063308
I mean drawfags will usually get more attention because not everybody wants to sit down and actually read something, but writefaggin' will always be appreciated.

So what has been going on with TLH? Is Luna a full dyke? Did Bobby get Lori pregnant before getting depported?dy

Hulk was fun to watch OKAY SO let's see how much of a fucking headache it'll be to fit everything into a post.

>>149063020
Bluan or Bleni.

>>149048133
He's the most buck broken black character ever created
He's more damaging to blacks than any Jim Crow drawing ever did

>>149054486
>So he’s got it ready for Leni.
Leni is rice'd though.
Luna is dyke'd
Luan is jew'd
So I guess that leaves Lynn.

>>149063732
>Luan is jew'd
What?

>>149063736
He/it means this.

Luan is the hottest Loud Sister
Bluan is the hottest Bloud Sister
Lane is the hottest Loud Brother

>>149063732
Sorry, but Lynn is already log'd. Try Lucy.

>>149063222
You capitalized the S in the first spoiler.

>>149063649
Bluan. Love the chocolate joke gal.

>Lives with gay dads
>Is an absolute mental case who goes to therapy

Not sure what message they were going for there.

>It was an accident.
>Lincoln meant to send it to his group chat, the kind of juvenile banter you have with your friends.
>He just opened his phone and typed away, didn't even look at who he was pestering.
>It took him almost a minute to notice his mistake, and by then it was seen.
>"Show me your tits"
>Even if he can spin his way out of this, he won't hear the end of it in the morn-
>*br-zaat*
>Lincoln almost jumps out of his skin, grabbing the phone off of his bed.
>"k <3"
>...What.
>"What," he says out loud.
>Yeah.
>Down the hall, a door opens; another door closes a second later.
>The boy's heart is pounding behind his ears.
>There's...there's no way she's going to...
>*br-zaat*
>His phone chirps again.
>"heer u go <3"
>An image appears.
>He blinks.
>His hand claps over his mouth to muffle his shout.
>It's Bleni, standing in the bathroom, the usual little smile on her face.
>Not even bothering to pose, she's just using the mirror.
>Lincoln's eyes widen.
>She's completely naked, her breasts hanging out in full display.
>"Great googly moogly," he whispers.
>He hears her go back to her room, but he doesn't dare peek out.
>He leans over the screen, pouring over every detail.
>Desperate to take them in.
>The flawless, cocoa skin.
>The slight droop of their weight.
>The full shadow on the door.
>The thick, puffy tips capping them.
>They look so warm.
>He looks lower.
>Even if the reflection is cutting her bottom off, there's a bit of fuzz tickling over the swell of her-
>*br-zaat*
>"nite <3"
>Lincoln scrolls back up.
>His ears strain to pick up any noise outside.
>A creak of floorboard, the shuffle of carpet, anything to warn him of the coming bust.
>...Nothing.
>Lincoln pulls his peen out, pumping roughly as he stares at Bleni's chest.
>The boy barely goes ten strokes before exploding everywhere.
>He collapses on his bed, stars in his eyes.
>If she would show off to her own stepbrother, just like that...
>His eyes close.
>Sleep claims him.
>What else would she do...?

>>149063994
Oh God damnit.
Ok, give me a minute, I can carve this.

>>149053323
Margo was dating some fat Stephen Universe looking guy.

>>149064008
>Lincoln is outgoing, has tons of friends a girlfriend
>Clyde is a sperg who's only friends with Lincoln and gets rejected by his crush
How sad

>>149064008
I like to see a episode where Clyde meets Shelby.

>>149064011
Sweet and happy to serve. Perfectly Bleni. Nice one anon. Always cool seeing some writing about.

>>149057921
Of course it's an anime reference. Both meant for comedy in ways except whenever it happens with Clyde it makes me have stomachaches.

>The first time was an accident.
>A taunt meant for his friends' chat, misfired to her.
>He expected to be mocked for it.
>He looks at his screen.
>"Tonight, please?"
>Now he's sitting on his bed, picking at his nails while-
>*br-zaat*
>Lincoln grabs the phone off of his bed.
>"k lol"
>He swallows, fidgeting with his jeans.
>He hears a door open down the hall as she goes into the bathroom.
>The boy's heart is pounding behind his ears.
>Why does she do this for him.
>*br-zaat*
>His phone chirps again.
>"here"
>An image appears.
>Bluan stands in the bathroom, the usual cocky grin on her face.
>He ignores the circle she's making in the edge of her reflection.
>*br-zaat*
>"dont make a mess lol"
>He hears her go back to her room, the giggle echoing down the hall.
>He licks his lips, pouring over every detail.
>She's not as big as Bleni, but her boobs are always a gift to see.
>The perky swell, the pudge on her fingers as she struggles to lift a titty while holding her phone.
>There's a string of spit connecting her lips to the thick, puffy nipple.
>"God," Lincoln groans, a knot in his tummy.
>He pulls his peen out, already at full mast.
>His eyes go lower.
>While she hasn't offered to show him, Bluan does a great job of teasing her cooch to the boy.
>Just enough to see a tickling of fuzz above the swell of her-
>*br-zaat*
>"ur turn"
>He blinks.
>What does that mean-
>"show me ur dick"
>He stares at the prompt.
>That's a first...
>Is she planning something.
>He opens his door, peeking down the hall for any busting.
>Nothing.
>He sits down, his hands shaking.
>"Sure."
>He aims the camera, struggling to get his wiener in frame.
>*clk*
>A few taps, and he waits for a res-
>He hears a squawk, followed by a dull thump.
>Then silence.
>*br-zaat*
>"no way thats urs"
>Rolling his eyes, he grabs a marker, scribbling her name on his length.
>Snap, send.
>*br-zaat*
>"omg"
>Lincoln smiles.
>"its so fat"
>"omg omg"
>"So that's how it feels," he mutters, scrolling back up to her chest.

>>149064402
She doesn't have much to show off like Bleni may but she knows just how to tease with it. He's going to have a collection of private bathroom photos at this rate.

>>149064402
Love Bluan. Bet she'll have a joke to go along with it in the morning.

>>149064906
You mean in the moaning judging by all the noise she's been making.

>>149064011
>>149064402
>"Peen"
>"Cooch"
>Present tense
>General tone
Mort????