The forces of Evill are attacking Bikini Bottom! Quick anon, grab a suit and defend

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>149060526 (OP)
>Still Invulnerability
I'll do nothing instead

>>149060526 (OP)
>Berserker State Manipulation
Hmm... do I make the enemy crash out, or do I make me and the team go crazy and wail on them?

>>149060526 (OP)
>Evil Twin
Sorry for making things worse mermaid man.

>>149060526 (OP)
>Extension Creation
Nah, I'll send a gang of midget clones of myself to do it instead

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Yokai_Constructs

Relax it's just a drawing.

>Adaptation Inducement

I'd Try to air-drown the Super Villians but end up doing that to whatever Part of Binki Bottom I'm fighting in.
Or try and fail at returning Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy to their Prime

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Existence_Declaration

>>149060526 (OP)
>Conditional anti-power
Looks like I'll be sneaking about trying to turn off people's powers at key moments.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Crafting
Flint and Steel!

>Imprisonment Energy Manipulation
The villainy will CEASE!

>>149060526 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Turn_Changing
Gonna spin them right round, like a record, baby!

>>149060526 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Pillar_Projection
I'd be a melodramatic gag character I guess.

>>149060526 (OP)
>Paper Armor

>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Panda_Physiology
cool, i guess

I'm Mr Cleano, and my special power is to always be clean. I'm not immune to filth, though...
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sanitized_Metabolism

>>149060526 (OP)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

>>149060526 (OP)
>wool mimicry

i can startle them with static electricity

>>149060526 (OP)
>Taunting
Ah.

>>149060526 (OP)
>Magical Divinity

>>149060526 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sludge_Manipulation

Well... let's just hope we don't run into the Dirty Bubble, Mermaid Man!

>>149060526 (OP)
>Extra-Dimensional Combat
Leave it to me gang, I am going to harness the full powers of the gay-force!

>Faith Magic
So basically I have the powers of a pastor, awesome.

>>149060526 (OP)
>Building Mastery
How about I build a wall around bikini bottom to keep the evil out?

>>149060526 (OP)
>Media god

Huh?

>>149066248
>it's a blank page
>it's blank media
>for the Media God to dictate

>>149060526 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Esoteric_Gravity_Manipulation#google_vignette
Ope! There goes gravity!

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Nictitating_Membrane_Manifestation

I guess this might help underwater but what the fuck

>>149060526 (OP)
I'll handle the female villains!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Comfort_Inducement

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Heaven_Deity
Start prayin', boy.

>>149060526 (OP)
>Despair Empowerment
And just like that, I have become the most powerful entity in the universe. Fuck this gay Earth.

>>149060526 (OP)
>DNA Restoration
Nice. I could help people that took the covid jab. The catch? $1000 and a video of the person im curing admitting how wrong they were.

>>149060526 (OP)
>Illusory Object
I think this will work

>149066411
>I will now distract from the stated topic of the thread to remind people that some will show no empathy for the credulous majority and will use the opportunity to help them as an excuse to humiliate them further and even profit from it

>>149060526 (OP)
>Evasion Calling

>Wing Combat
This would be great to bad I don’t have wings

>>149060526 (OP)
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chemistry_Mastery
>mfw I suffocate the forces of evil with phosphine gas

>>149060526 (OP)
>>149060649
>Relax it's just a drawing.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Paint_Manipulation
what do you mean "just"?

>>149066248
janny ass power

>>149066748
Me Hoy Minoy

>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Marshmallow_Monster_Physiology

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH i'M MELTIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG

>Day and Night Manipulation
Comfy. As many night walks as I want

>>149060526 (OP)
>Kitsune Companionship
Guess I'll just ditch Bikini Bottom to hang out with my catgirl or something

>>149067922
>cat

>>149060526 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Philosophy_Materialization
What the fuck am I gonna do with this

>>149068030
Drive him to suicide

>>149068030
Use your weapons grade philosophical insight to blow their minds, Xavier