In another timeline where cyn never existed, what does the internet landscape look like?

>>149079534 (OP)
In that timeline, Glitch's next project was a VGCats 3d show that lead to the election of Bernie Sanders in 2024, a singing in the rain combat anime, the outlawing of France and end of all wars in our time.

>>149079534 (OP)
Epstein get worker drone at his private island

>>149079534 (OP)
the timeline would simply cease to exist due to lack of cyn

Guys, I just had a realization.
See this game? Liam would make this game, if this didn’t exist Liam would make it.

>>149080316
>BPD female lead
>fuckboi male lead
>cannibalism
>abuse
>neglectful parents
>eldritch shenanigans
yeah, it definitely is vicker coded

>>149080355
They both are aiming for the 2000s anime angst and edginess which I love.

Also, while on the topic of the crossovers. I am still surprised no one added N and Uzi as well as Andrew and Ashley to Darkest Dungeon. Either as skins or playable mod classes.

what if you peered into the multiverse and discovered you lived in the only timeline where cyn exists?

bros...i wish russians were real....

Where do the wings of a disassembly drone go? Does it retract like a switchblade knife? Or something else entirely?

>>149080796
they're real in my heart

>>149080796
I have terrible news anon

I love drones so much !

Would you goon to Drones?

>>149081237
"Somehow, the Russians returned"

>>149081293
No gooning allowed.

>>149080796
What's the drone equivalent for sunflower seeds

>>149081293
I mostly jerk it to Tessa.

>>149081480
This?

>>149081522
Rude, but not actually inaccurate

>>149081480
Batteries, I mean look at Alice for example, she's eating em like they're buttered popcorn and her hyperfixated eyes looks like she's watching a really good movie lol

>>149081613
>Alice watching mexicans trying to climb the electric fence

>>149081522
Based

>>149081293
I get down to business with drones.

>>149081649
>The ones hopping the fence in question

>>149080316
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, but in Liam's art style would also be kino

>>149081922
I want a drawing of them having me tied up and licking my naked body.

>>149082096
Yeah, he’s really been evolving as an artist!

>>149081045
The wings and hand-weapons of the Disassembly Drones are constructed and de-constructed by AbsoluteSolver matter fuckery. The Disassembly Drones are restricted Solver hosts, remember.

HOLYSHIT, I just realized that from the moment Thad threw the Railgun until Uzi’s tail caught it, the Railgun stayed suspended in midair for a full 50s!

>>149081045
>Where do the wings of a disassembly drone go?
In his girlfriend's shoulder.

So what is a mental condition of some characters? J - progressivism, V - capable, Doll - assburgers

Mug GET. The box it came in is pretty cool to be honest.

Hard to capture the light blue speckles in pics.

>>149082860
Thad is so the strongest Worker Drone/No Solver User, he threw the Railgun with such a force it stayed in the air for so long. On top of that he is the drone who faced Disassemble Drones and Absolute Solver the biggest number of times outside of the main cast and survived.

I still wish he, Lizzy and Khan had some epic fight moments against J in the final episode because they are capable of it.

>>149083280
always appreciate the low profile merch, iykyk

>>149083280
I wish it would be two camp episode. Camp is probably my very fav ep

>>149083353
Camp is really great with awesome soundtrack. In general if the show was 50% longer, so let's say from 8 episodes to 12. I think the show would be even greater despite it already being fantastic.

>>149083343
>always appreciate the low profile merch
Yea same.

>>149083442
I just wish to see more camp interactions. Like when V was on the boat or when they are killing the camp kids

i fucking hate drones

>>149083319
>I still wish he, Lizzy and Khan had some epic fight moments against J in the final episode because they are capable of it.
While it would have been funny to see J jobbing to the Worker Drone crew, I can understand why they ultimately didn't go through with it in the show and had V save them from J.

Like yeah, J being a jobber is a funny joke and Uzi did kill the first instance of her before her Solver abilities fully awakened. But even with J being a jobber, I don't think it's very believable that Khan, Lizzy and Thad could have taken her on effectively. She IS a Disassembly Drone after all. Remember that the ONLY real reason Uzi initially survived in her fight against (beyond being the main character lf course) J back in the Pilot was because she unconciously deflected a bullet, with the Solver, fired by J that was going to kill her.

>>149083442
>In general if the show was 50% longer, so let's say from 8 episodes to 12. I think the show would be even greater despite it already being fantastic.
Yeah I think that's a pretty fair sentiment.
I'm very happy with what we got, but it would have been absolutely great if the show was spread over a couple more episodes.
Not too many - like you said maybe 12 episodes in total or something.

>>149083646
Drones hate fucking I.

>>149083646
DRONES FUCKING LOVE YOU

>>149083646
You shall be smothered in drones now.

>>149083646
Drones love fuckiing you

>>149083672
I think one filler episode wouldn't hurt

>>149084194
We had one. It was the camp episode.

>>149082421
Damn I remember, that art is ooooold lol

>>149083646
Drones love fucking you

>>149084432
We should've gotten a beach episode too desu

>>149083646
>>149083729
>>149084180
>J leaves you a heart-shaped box of JCJ chocolates on your workstation
>You open it
>There is a card over the sweets
>It has a picture of a drone core with "I whirr for you" written over it
>You open the card
>There is a lovingly drawn depiction of J making love to your ass with a strap on and you enjoying it
>The title over it reads "I had you pegged for a freak."
>You crumble the card in anger
>"I fucking hate drones."

Btw I think there's shenanigans going on at the booru. Suddenly all of Milkanon's stuff is attributed to TomoeTomoe.

>>149080796
Я для тeбя кaкaя-тo шyткa?

>>149083280
>>149083293
Damn cool.

I like that it looks like an iron camping one even though it's ceramic.

Nobody cares. This SHIT is why Skibidi Toilet won.

I love my daughter so much

>>149084194
A bit of filler and world padding never hurts. But yeah TOO much filler is where you start getting Steven Universe syndrome.

>>149084432
>We had one. It was the camp episode.
Anon I don't think you know what filler means. Episode 4 was an important episode and revealed a bunch - actively progressing the story. Filler episodes and tangential to the main story and disconnected from the rest of the episodes of a series. There's no filler episodes in MD, and it's a short series anyway.

MD relies too much on rapid fire humor that has nothing to do with what happened previously, literally nobody other than Liam finds it funny, how do you guys like this?

>>149080316
True, the girl is hot, why does she wear pants tho

>>149081522
Idgi

>>149085729
Cyn eats her

I wish dronetism didn't have such a strong pull on me so I could walk away entirely.

>>149085583
It's not rapid fire though, it's just a goofy gag in between. You're way overexaggerating the humor, the show doesn't "rely" on it.

The Amazing Digital Circus is an example of rapid-fire humor, and it's a good example because it's a sister show. TADC is predominantly a comedy, with a couple dramatic themes. Murder Drones is a Horror-Comedy, but like I said you're way overestating the prominance of the humor. Most of it is pretty small "heh" moments, little background gags, callbacks and running jokes, etc.
It's not a thoroughly driving force of the show like you're trying to imply.

By all means you don't have to like Liam's quirky autist humor at all, but your post reads like you've only really watched the Pilot and that's the only thing that's informed your entire view of the show. Also you're just wrong, people do find it funny and charming. Or else people wouldn't like Liam at all.
You can not like the humor but still enjoy the rest of what's offered.

>>149085701
All girls would be better if none of them wore pants, except on occasions to purposefully accentuate their ass. Thanks, V.

Imagine a world where Lizzy's and Doll's planned succeeded and the colony went minus one gremlin.

>>149086370
Based.

>>149086061
You're here forever, by the way. LiamVickerstism is eternal.

post the funniest joke in murder drones

>>149086781
I dunno about funniest but the way the light pans over to rebecca always gets a chuckle outta me.

>>149086781
My favourite reoccuring little gag was the visual gag of Lizzy ALWAYS pulling out another fucking phone, even if she loses it. She always has a phone.

My favourite actual joke was probably the Red Sentinel immediately constantly going after Lizzy, and the bit where the Sentinel coughs up a gas canister to poke a hole in it to accelerate towards them while they all try to get away.
The sentinel just immediately has beef with her, it's great.

>>149086781

>>149087214
>inb4 N roasting his nugget over a fire

>>149087263
Cease and desist.

>>149087263
that word is verboten in these halls

>>149086334
What was the original comment talking about?
Also I personally like Liam's humor too but I also believe everyone is entitled to their opinion as well.

>>149087416
nugget uzi

>>149086781
Uzi dunking V.

The real cringe part was Uzi abusing V physically and V just taking it.

>>149087534
That's because V is secretly a masochist

>>149087069
I hate the red sentinel 'sparky' with a passion that nigger should be rezconned immediatelybd it'# snueak

>>149080316
>Incest slop
No he wouldn’t.

Kiss my wife in her dear exe

>>149087664
Dunno man. He looks weird, he talks all retarded. Liam might be a little inbred.

>>149087706
>Post pic of yourself

>>149087758
People have said I look like Jesus and a metal singer.

>>149087664
Anon, don't you remember how he put brother loving quirky anime gamer girl in his previous work?

>>149088059
That pair was cringe. It was as if a person who hasn't watched anime was trying to parody anime.

>>149084947
i'm fucking your daughter

>>149088514
>That pair was cri-

>>149087706
He's pretty average looking, with hair purposefully from 2009 while also purposefully speaking like a sperg from 2009. He's just the based kind of autistic.
Also I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend and she's fairly cute.

>>149088514
Wow it's almost like.. it's an exaggerated joke making fun of edgy anime characters.. and even IC_0n reacts with confusion in "what the actual fuck is this" way..
It's almost like.. you're supposed to find the anime protagonist cube and her onichan cringe..
Shocker, I know.

>Be you, Anon
>Human born, frozen in cryo, and then thawed and raised in outpost 3 alongside Doll as your sister
>According to your adoptive parents the bunker wanted you dead for being human but grew to not hate you, you're tolerated by them
>You stuck by Doll after the death of your adoptive parents, even when Doll started her new diet of long oil
>She was all you had
>She's your only friend
>Lizzy doesn't count, and if anything she uses you like a verbal punching bag always giving backhanded complements
>Thad doesn't count, he's a friend to everyone in the bunker. And Doll says that a friend to everyone is a friend to no one.
>Rebecca is a slut, Emily is too scared of you to even look you in the eyes, and you're not going near that living fire hazard
>The only drone in the bunker to truly hate you is Uzi
>Ever since day one of meeting her she hated your guts
>Constantly making threats, making vaguely veiled insults at you, drawing you dead in various ways and constantly reminding you about how you'll eventually starve to death
>Joke's on her, Doll can somehow find food for you without a problem
>So imagine your surprise when you find her notebook and take a look through it and find dozens upon dozens of shitty anime-esque drawings of you and her kissing and fucking

[light sip]

i want someone to write cyn turning the manor drones into dds but make it really horny

>>149089188
That's too much for Cyn..

>>149088968
Who's notebook Uzi's?

>>149089262
Well the Solver isn't an idiot, so of COURSE you can fuck the DDs.

>>149089188
You are now a true cabin fever worker now anon. Make sure to keep an eye on nori I heard she's a handful

>>149089262
If the drawfags won't do requests then neither should we.

>>149089470
They are not entitled to your demands

>>149088968
that's pretty cute and all, but i'm still feeding the gremlin to my slavic wife

>>149089489
Neither are you. Make your own content.

>>149089437
>Make sure to keep an eye on nori I heard she's a handful
Nono, it's that she grabs a handful of anon's ass when she walks by.

>>149089533
Neither am I? Dumbass I'm talking about you saying they won't accept your requests

>>149089437
Yeah she certainly takes a handful when she gropes the fucking Cabin Fever staff constantly..
I shit you not the other day she walked past a male researcher on the way to the testing room and she lightly squeezed his groin and said "Nice cock." before continuing on like nothing happened. These Solver host test subjects are out of control.

>>149089489
>>149089566
Anon you're replying to bait.

>>149089499
Based
Disregard gremlin, embrace (You)r sister-wife

>>149089600
Ah fuck me I should've known

>>149089569
The researcher definitely had the worst case of blue balls a human could ever feel

>>149089675
Fuck it I'll take both why not, best of both worlds kek

>>149089600
>>149089700
Happy writing.

>>149089548
>>149089569
Nori Molestman..

>>149089737
The anon is humble, for he accepts many drones into his heart and not just one.

guys i kissed my worker drone and it crashed, it's eyes are doing the dvd rom bouncing across the screen thing but it's a bsod window, what do i do i miss her so much

>>149091529
Reboot. It's a bit like a Bootlop, she just needs a system memory restart.

>>149091644
I hope there are less violent ways of unlooping a drone than slapping her

Life or death for glassygirl?

>>149092294
Food for Uzi/N

>>149092320
You make me want to cry

>>149079534 (OP)
>>149064401
>"Pull in here," Pixie points to a large garage door.
>You roll your car in front of it.
>You hear the hijacked EDF vehicles roll up behind you before you turn around and look over your driver's seat at them and actually see them.
>Related, you realize just now your rear view mirror was shattered when Red shot the Sataniel and the driver's side side view mirror must have been smashed by a ricocheted bullet.
>Fortunately, that seems to be the extent of the damage to your car.
>Pix hops out of the passenger seat with a splash of mud.
>Her boots audibly slosh through the rain as she walks up to a keypad alongside the garage and inputs a code your optic sensors register and analyze as 'DON'.
>Don?
>Would any organized criminal organization dare attack an EDF patrol and kill them all for their hardware?
>Even if it was done by proxy via Worker Drones, that would still be too risky.
>There is essentially no difference between Sol Gov and what organized crime remains, especially with the reality that most of it is conducted by state sanctioned hand-in-hand megacorps like JCJ(IS), with the two essentially having a relationship like the one between the Japanese government and the Yakuza in the early 21st century: or perhaps it would be better said the one between the Russian Federation and the Russian Mafia after the fall of the Soviet Union.
>Pixie waves you into the empty garage as overhead fluorescent white lights blare to life and glow blindingly through the entryway.
>She follows it up with finger guns, a wink, a tilt of her head, a grin, and a click of her tongue audible over the rain.
>You roll in and immediately begin observing your surroundings.
>You appreciate the size and how clean it is.
>You still aren't quite certain of what to make of this group.
>You consider parking in an out the way spot that would still leave you a clear exit to get out of dodge in case things turn for the worst.
>Then again, where will you go?

35/??

>>149092376
HOW MANY DRONES HAVE YOU EATEN IN YOUR LIFE?

>>149088968
>In complete shock and confusion, you go to the only one on this planet you can trust
>Your sister
>You tell her what you saw in Uzi's notebook and that you are asking her for advice on what to do
>An angry expression appears on her visor
>Wow, she is really angry at Uzi
>[No one dares take MY brother away from ME!]
>Blyat

>>149092902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMXE3fulO8g

>disappearing guy's hat in TADC 5 is actually beau's hat
Neat

>>149093244
Oh yeah. That show got a new episode.

Can anyone explain me why one sentinel is red? Lizzy changed him?

>>149093270
Rewatch ep 6.

>>149093270
System error/Safe Mode.

>>149093270
The sentinel that tasted Tessa/Cyn/Solver's eldritch corrupted [null] blood and went sicko mode after knocking itself offline in Episode 6, retard-kun.

I want more Sentinel V porn.

>>149093270
It identified the primary target and purpose of its existence.

>>149093459
To destroy evil and behead all satans.

>>149092902
SOLVERRRRRR

what would an actual JCJenson built Disassembly Drone look like? how do you think they’d function?

>>149094327
They'd have to be way bigger and chunkier without any Solver fuckery and instead being conventional robots - if you want them to have some similar functionality with multiple weapons and such.

>>149094327
>>149094479
What if n j and v looked that way?

>>149093244

>>149093511

>>149094621
Thanks. I made them myself.

>>149094579
>>149094479
>Murder Drones but N was a decommissioned Disassembly Drone that Tessa somehow managed to fix up

I want to have sex with Tessa.

>>149095384
I want to have post marrital sex with tessa for the purpose of procreation so I can meet our lovely children.

>Spooning Tessa
>You are kissing the back of her slender neck and biting her ear gently while your hands move all over her body
>One hand makes to get into her panties, but Tessa grabs your wrist
>"What's the matter?" you ask
>Tessa takes a moment to think about what she wants to say
>"...If you continue then I will be yours forever. Please. Don't do something that will hurt me."
>She lets go of your hand
>You push downwards
>Tessa surrenders to you completely. She is powerless against you
>She throws herself at your passion
>She is afraid you may be using her, but right now this fear is urging her to enjoy this as much as possible while it lasts
>Your two bodies and your two souls make hot, passionate love to eachother
>Once the deed is done and your energy is spent, you lie together like two spent pieces of firewood with only embers still burning in you
>You hold the naked woman close
>"I love you. I want to be with you."
>This weekend you will spend your free time picking wedding rings

>>149095632
You better hope your wallet is ready, Tessa seems like a very expensive woman

>>149095886
She deserves it. But she strikes me more like the kind of person who thinks the gesture matters more.

I swear I'd do anything for human doll

>>149096024
Anything? Even learn how to draw so you can draw more human Doll?

Whoops. Disregard the sage in the name field. I was posting in a TADC thread.

>>149096037
If she wanted that, she better pose for me at least

>>149096075
>Annoyed Doll uses her Solver to twist your nipple

what would an anon do if they were isekai’d to Copper 9 as a JCJenson manufactured disassembly drone 50 years before the plot?

>>149096212
He would die trying to fuck one. I would and you would too.

Clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang

any anons have a collection of greentexts from these threads?

>>149096531
>Install soft ass mod on J
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>149096564
Try the booru.

>>149093210
>>149089675
>>149088968
Doll isn't beating the incest allegations

>>149096818
what the fuck is this schizoshit

>>149096818
Shuddup and smash

DRONE PUSSY!!!

>>149082860
>>149083319
You are joking, but remember when in episode 2 when Thad threatened solverpede J, she did notonly swerve - but let him go free.

Need drone

>>149096818
STFU J

Screaming into J's pussy.

>>149097957
thad is the key to all of this

Watching saturday morning cartoons with Tessa while having sex (we're both adults).

>>149097957
I am not joking. Thad is my second favourite character after N and Uzi. He is such a cool supportive guy.

>>149098391
I hated how they wrote and voiced him in episode 7.

>>149096818
J fags listening to their unbearably insane wife monologing

>>149098488
The sex is crazy. You wouldn't understand.

>>149098585
J hands typed this message but are also typing a monologue about HOW and WHY the sex is crazy.

>>149098645
what do we fire uzi at

>>149098628
CRAZY SEX. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH CRAZY SEX I'VE HAD SINCE I MET J.

>>149098703
Space

>>149098703
The bed.

>>149096818
dispense the fries on the bag, fancy food dispenser.
Let me suck your tits, I want some Fanta.

>>149098703
Tel Aviv

>>149098985
Does Uzi have an IFF or will the Iron Dome end her?

>>149099044
Whichever loses, we win

>>149096818
W*men talking, opinion immediately discarded

>>149098060
Same, I wish JCJENSON drones dealerships were real

>>149096818
Ultrabased

Dear blog. Today I remembered that a writer can only write characters as smart as he is at best. I remembered it because I'm playing Mass Effect 3 after finishing 2 and Mordin doesn't give the impression of intellect in it. Playing the two games back to back, I really feel that the writers were swapped for inferior ones. Same with the people behind the gameplay and the level design. And man, all this woke crap in 3. And to think that 12 years later things have only gotten much worse. I pirated it and so should you. There's a ME5 in the works and I won't be paying for it either.
It was smart of Liam to not elaborate on how the patch works or how the drones and cores work, because at best he could had come up with technobabble straight out of a Marvel comicbook. Though I highly doubt he did it on purpose. He probably couldn't be bothered or didn't have room to put an explanation in the show.

>>149099274
>https://youtu.be/XYFoFnXwjS4?si=bScuwQz05pHY_Lr2

>>149099411
Certain things just don't need to be overly elaborated on, especially if they don't serve the purpose of the story. Liam's good at showing things and implying their function, without needing to divert time from this already very short and crammed series to explain things such as the Patch Crucifix and Worker Drone AI cores.

As a viewer, you have enough information to inform your own thoughts to what's going on there. I think it's pretty cool. Like, we can see how the JcJenson scientists in Cabin Fever were working on the Patch Crucifix and Yeva was the first successful patching / excorcism attempt - with Nori's attempt being the one that goes terribly wrong because of the Solver fucking things up. We can see how Worker Drone AI cores work from being shown things throughout the series, and the Zombie Drones tape makes some important implications to inform our interpretations as an audience.

There's never a moment where the show needs to stop and spoonfeed the viewer with a whole bit of explaination thoroughly explaining things like above.
Some people complain about Murder Drones being confusing, and sure some people might not like being spoonfed. But I think the show's insinstance on showing and not telling is great. I don't think it's perfect but I like that Liam doesn't try to explain things like the true nature of the Absolute Solver to us and instead lets us think about it ourselves using what we are shown in the series.

>>149099411
Imo he did very well without being too vague either, there is enough detail that doesn't need to be said or pushed up front from which we can understand a lot, also great consistency in most technical things so we can learn based on that as well.
It's great as it is, and so far the little we got from GlitchInn about technical stuff (exclusion of CRT eyes, but that WD is outdated anyways due to no core) didn't cause inconsistencies either.
Us being able to see it work (meaning cores, what kills drones, what doesn't kill drones, who can come back from what, how AS can enter through the core etc) is good enough to build fanstuff on or even make reasonable 'canon' explanations. Him not yapping about nano smth bullshit or asspulling details of how the singularity can interact with the digital part of a drone/how the mechanism to have programming alone be in control and the core just a powersource in normal (not solver, not zombie) WDs is a good thing, too much detail and dragging in placeholder bs terms would have been bad.
Point being, the only lore we get on drone tech is in episod 5, about cores, solver influence and ZDs, all other stuff like what causes FATAL ERROR and how it can fail under circumstances is well showm by examples, (normal WD butler gets forked in face=FATAL ERROR, drops dead due to F.E. causing core failsafe to work, meanwhile we see Cyn (pre solver) and Alice both with visors smashed worse but still acting)

>>149099688
You said it more concisely than me, completely agreed

>>149099688
>>149099777
>Certain things just don't need to be overly elaborated on, especially if they don't serve the purpose of the story. Liam's good at showing things and implying their function, without needing to divert time from this already very short and crammed series to explain things such as the Patch Crucifix and Worker Drone AI cores.
Meant that part but forgor

>>149099688
>Some people complain about Murder Drones being confusing
For me it was episode 2.

>>149099749
>exclusion of CRT eyes, but that WD is outdated anyways due to no core
Nani?

>>149100388
We're going to get accessable household autonamous robot waifus from sheer Murder Drones autism before any megacompanies like Amazon at this rate fucking kek

>>149100521
just wait till boston dynamics gets a skunk works team together to build 5 ft tall maids.

>>149100550
>>149100521
>>149100388
Given them screen faces and not Humanoid faces because that would be way faster to get them into the houses of people

>>149100550
Make 'em 4'7".

>>149100581
There should be short drones so even short kings can give them uppies.

Man. Nothing sadder than seeing a short guy being told by his drone "it's okay. I can live without uppies". It broke my heart.

>>149100580
Screen eyes / screen faces are just objectively superior honestly.

>>149100747
And faster to make because you wouldn't need to think about how you would make the head and mouth work only just how the mic, speakers and camera would go

>>149100580
>>149100747
I think screen faces look weird irl. Our brains aren't used to seeing flat faces. Personally I would prefer a segmented but visibly mechanical humanoid face complete with mechanical eyeballs, or a mask/helmet for a face. Companies have been playing with animatronics animating latex faces since the 80s but it isn't my thing.

>>149101257
I think you've got it the wrong way round. Screen faces or screen eyes make them less uncanny. Unless you have a Murder Drones situation where they get possessed by a demon or something.

>>149101292
>>149101257
It's very easy to fall into the uncanny valley when it come to making humanoid robot faces so i think they should do away with giving them humanoid faces

>>149101292
>>149101393
I'm basing my opinion on expo videos I have seen. Flat screen faces look weird because they lack depth and because we can't see their facial expressions from the side. Reading someone's face is important for our brain, which is why we naturally less trusting of people with hidden or pitch black faces.
Curved screen faces look weird because their builders insist on projecting those kinds of faces on them.
Latex human faces look weird because you know you aren't looking at a person but your brain sees a person's face. Also asians look ugly to me.
Drones have a pretty face design but the lack of mouth irl kinda hinders the end result.

>>149101570
>Also asians look ugly to me.
What type because the ones from SK love to have face jobs

>>149101672
All of them. Some subrace of chinese are alright but all the rest asians have unappealing facial features in my eyes. The koreans, the japanese, the mongol chinese, the vietnamese. Hell, even the Inuit. They aren't doing it for me.

>>149101570
>projecting a normal face onto a screen
Swing & a miss. Just give me the :3 face on a black screen and we're good.

>>149102086
Or copy what the Drones do

>>149102086
>>149102110

>>149102110
You can't replicate the drone mouth. It changes both size and position.

>>149102123
What do you even gain from huffing my musk, Uzi.
You don't even have a nose!

>>149096818
drones can't vote, J

>>149100388
Excited to see my daughter walk.
https://x.com/DeathTempler/status/1935794422224150982

>>149102372
Who knew that this what will give us robot maids

>>149102372
i will cry when she's able to walk on her own and doesn't need me to carry her anymore

I want a TF2 Mann vs machine mode where it's the mercs against the drones.

bbq sauce

>>149102372
>>149102558
And suddenly, this is turning into a chapter of Yotsuba.

>>149102372
All according to keikaku.

>>149102558
Just because she can walk on her doesn't mean she won't stare up like this and say she wants uppies!

>>149102599
STOP THIS AT ONCE YOU FUCK

>>149102599
>uzis face in the 2nd panel

>>149102599
go the fuck away you nigber

>>149102599
>N then slides in a 24 piece chicken nugget box in from off screen

>>149102590
could they beat cyn

>>149102452
Where does he even find this stuff? How does he have access to it?!

>>149102670
>she wants uppies!
Would.

>>149102599
Where's the *burrrp* schezuan sauce amigo??

>>149102599
mcikey d bbq sauce is made of like 99.8% oil, so this is cannon

>>149102764
I choose to believe he's a robotics autist and has robotics autist friends who know what to look for out of off-the-shelf consumer grade parts to make this work.

>>149102670
>Roko's BaCynlisk
>She will kill you and torture an AI version of yourself for all eternity unless you give her uppies in her larval stage
>This is not actually true. Cyn just wants uppies and is cunning

>>149102599
i wish i had my own nugget to feed nuggets all day to

>>149102855
I guess I'll have to sit her on my lap and tell her that daddy won't be able to give her uppies anymore if she kills and tortures him before giving her a kiss on the forehead and letting her run back off to her toys.

So sort of an update for MD archivists:

The other day, Gooseworx and Kovach were talking on Twitter about how they would like Glitch to reupload the series trailers/merch ads for the gags that were there, and as of right now, all the MD trailers and extra stuff like the J Training Video are now in a public playlist (but the videos themselves are unlisted) and available for viewing. Even the Plush Uzi goes to prom one.

the only one still unlisted is Murder Drones comes to America

>>149102949
Cyn's honest reaction to that information:

>>149102901
>I wish I had a quadriplegic person to do my feeder fetish on
Man, you are fucked up.

>>149102973
Neat, I can save a higher quality copy of the uzi goes to prom vid now.

>>149102823
>>149102764
You only need a lot of money and Autism

>>149102981
>I wish I had a quadriplegic person to do my feeder fetish on

>>149102452
Can we fuck it

>>149104046
What person would make a robot they can't fucked

I WANT TO FUCK UZI!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149105636
We know, N.

Sometimes, I wish N was real and helped me sleep on nights like this one.

>>149106175

>>149106175
Built for Disassembly Drones.

>I think, therefore I am.

>>149106560
>I think, therefore I am.
>I destroy, therefore I endure

Not sure how that one line got stuck in my memory.

>>149102265
Nothing is impossible anon, with enough autism it can be real

>>149106024
>Sometimes I wish N was real
A certain YouTuber beckons the call...

>>149106560

Made for redemption

>>149105636
I want Uzi to get fucked, in an offensive manner tho
>>149099926
Second reply, there is pic rel from GlitchInn. CRT(cathoderaytubes, what old tv's and screens roughly pre2005 had) as eyes don't make sense since we see pixels on drone's visors several times.
The core missing is a dead giveaway that this was pre pilot guide to make the WD 3D model.
Canon WDs are similiar, but the 'changer' ifk english term rn in the chest is gone, core there instead, oiltanks in head and 'lungs' as well as spine are evidently still there, anything else inside is speculative.

>>149092529
>You have failed your first delivery and returning to your DroneDash Human handler will result in death.
>No, the truly extraordinary circumstances do not excuse it, even if you were to for God(dess) knows what reason rat out this bunch.
>The Humans would just kill you too.
>Acquiring replacements queued in advance from a JCJ(IS) Cyn factory is cheap and fast, especially for a wholly owned subsidiary company like DroneDash.
>Mass casualties are expected on a regular basis.
>It's the way Humanity is.
>Modern Man beneath Sol Gov has discarded any delusion to the contrary and ground it beneath a steel tipped jackboot like a maggot against a sidewalk before it can grow into a fly which will lay eggs.
>Before your logic algorithms can fully process and decide upon the best spot to park, the flaring pain in your arm causes you to involuntarily gasp.
>Black seeps through the bandages as the burning grows.
>You settle on parking somewhere that will leave more than enough space for the hijacked Humvees to park in after you and leave it at that.
>Pixie's auditory sensors picked up your gasp.
>She's basically sprinted up to your driver's side window and hopped up to look through your driver's door window with visible concern.
>"I've got fresh bandages," she says with haste as you unbuckle your seatbelt.
>She gently hops out the way as you open the driver's door and basically slide out, black dripping down your side.
>You didn't realize how much your systems are leaking.
>Warm chitinous fleshmetal hands grab you and haul you upright with industrial strength.
>"You're gonna be okay, AN0N," Pix blows a strand of hair out her face and grins, her face next to yours, "you're Home."
>She lays you against your car and undoes your bandages as you hiss in pain.
>"Good kitty," Pixie chuckles beneath her breath as she retrieves fresh bandages from her raincoat and blocks the flood of black blood anew.
>Your confusion must be visible judging by her face's expression.

36/??

Alice drawing, I was doing several other things in the last three weeks which is the reason for why it took so long, will post a clean and coloured version in the evenign

Anyone got more human doll?

>>149107270
>"Jbirds, Vcats," she visibly pauses with a twitch of her lip and a look in her blue optic displays of deep self loathing, "Ndogs."
>"It speaks without speaking," the older SD-V in monk habits speaks, his voice deep, rumbling, and audibly aged.
>"Such is the nature of our Goddess given mission for the foreseeable future," he continues as he slams the Humvee driver door behind him and spins his still wet mace coated in red.
>"It is my joy to share with you the divine truths of the universe, son, as I have all members of our congregation in devotion to the coming Dawn, here," Judas stretches a hand outwards towards Gabby, Red, & Jack as he approaches.
>They are all either in the motion of parking their assigned humvees or unloading stored equipment and/or bodies, but pause and take the time to smile and wave towards you.
>You smile and faintly wave back.
>You've never felt so welcome before.
>Judas' white optic displays gaze deeply into your own.
>Life as a DroneDash delivery Worker Drone never left time to associate with your fellow Vs.
>It went unspoken forming emotional connections was doomed to end in heartbreak anyway.
>"A glorious rescue of a lost soul from the Archons in the name of the Administrator~!" Gabby shouts in ecstasy as she retrieves firearms and ammo from her humvee and stacks them in organized piles on the warehouse floor.
>"I will compose music to celebrate this truly majestic performance should I live to see our victory~!" Gabby's tone is exuberant, but the flash of visceral fear in her visor display at the remembrance she can die at literally any moment betrays the SD-J's inbuilt nature.
>A flash of primal hardcoded fear suddenly overtakes you.
>Gabby's dark blue LED eye displays peer into your optic sensors.
>She's warmly smiling.
>You smile in kind, though grit your teeth from the pain in your arm.
>You turn back to Judas and Pixie.
Why do you quote the Bible?
>"Are the freezers ready for the bodies?!" Jack calls out.

37/??

>>149107279
I WANT TO FUCK THE RUSSIAN!!

>>149106024
I think we all do anon
>>149107274
it looks really cool anon. I liked how you are using pen instead of just a pencil. The lines are more prominent this way.

>>149106856
>Autistic man shoots a hole into the surface of Mars

>>149107279
Here you go, my comrade.

>>149108280
Cтaлинa paди, aнoн, ты eё хoтя бы нa cвидaниe cнaчaлa пoзoви.

>>149108502
Gropeable doll thighs...

>>149106175
>>149106203
What a slut. Lizzy looks like she would help V rediscover her love for horsecock.

>>149106560
Made for long walks along the beach

Someone can give me information about the soviet unión in: murder drones, Gravity falls, helluva boss. i wants to shut Up my friend

>>149109506
Anon...The Soviet Union is dead. Even Saxon wrote a song about it. You have to let go.

>>149096212
>Be you
>Die one day for no reason
>Wake up as a robot
>Massive MAINTENANCE MODE in red takes up your entire vision, which has a yellowish tint
>In a large metal harness, limbs maglocked and in maintenance position
>Why do your limbs look familiar
>There's a reflective panel at the far end of the room you're in, which is packed with power tools of all kinds, large racks, strange looking toolboxes, etc., looking like the set of a sci-fi movie
>You see a warped reflection of yourself
>A large JCJenson drone, with a polymer general's hat on its head, its eyes a hazard yellow
>For some reason, you seem to have been reincarnated as a Disassembly Drone
>But you look odd
>For one, even though your on your knees, your built-in analysis suite states that your height is exactly 223cm, or 7 feet and 4 inches
>You also entirely lack a tail
>Your chassis also looks much bigger, along with the fact that you seem to have hydraulic limbs that end in the classic disassembly drone look
>After a thought, your specs come up on your HUD, right above your task manage screen
>Under a giant JCJenson logo, which conspicuously lacks the 'in Spaaaaaaaaace' subtitle, you read what you are
>GENERAL DISASSEMBLY UNIT NUMBER 404, DESIGNATION AN0N-DD1,
>You are 289.9CM tall, or 9'5, weigh about 500-lbs of JcJenson's and the Interstellar Military Industrial Complex's contract developed patent corvette alloy, and are packed with futuristic weapons and tools, including what is, for all intents and purposes, a lightsaber
>You're also for all intents and purposes, the flagship of JCJenson's design philosophy for drones developed for the Interstellar Military Industrial Complex's insatiable maw
>A walking strategic asset, built not only to put down AI rebellions, but also colony rebellions, system rebellions, and even sector rebellions
>You're built to disassemble drones, humans, war-drones, arcologies, and corvettes
>What the fuck is all of this lore
(1/?)

>>149109506
I have no idea how you could ask such a question, but okay, I'll explain now:

Murder Drones: The Soviet Union is a very, very distant history of this world's past. The show takes place in the year 3060, more than a thousand years after the collapse of the USSR. In the context of the show, the USSR could have been a beacon state for communists and social justice fighters against the JCJenson corporation, as well as a "great homeland from the past" for Russian-speaking people. But since humanity is supposed to be extinct in the show, it too has simply sunk into history.

Gravity falls: Our history and our perception, literally how you perceive it yourself.

Helluva boss: Here's what's interesting. The whole story is exactly the same as ours, but there are a couple of points regarding hell. The USSR was an atheistic state and fought against everything religious, and although the vast majority of the population of the Union continued to believe in God, they directly or indirectly supported this policy, which is why, according to the logic of the show itself, they should have gone to hell and become extremely strong sinners, because betrayal of God is literally the most terrible sin, even worse than murder, plus from the point of view of a Western person (and the creator of the show adheres to such views) the USSR is an empire of evil, which makes its inhabitants and supporters even stronger in the hell kingdom. But here the story is like with Hitler: when asked about Stalin, Lenin, Trotsky, Zhukov or other Soviet leaders, Vivz will simply say that they were killed by exorcists, that’s all.

But by the way, I was wondering what exactly interested you so much about the Soviet Union in animated series that you and your friend had an argument about it?

>>149109537
>Scroll through your apps out of boredom
>Find a games file
>Immediately spot Half Life 3, followed by Half Life Episode 4, Half Life: Freeman, and a whole list of sequels
>About to boot up HL3 when the door suddenly opens
>A couple of humans walk in, decisively not shadows with glowing eyes to your HUD
>You’re still on maintenance mode so they mostly ignore you with one giving you a wary look
>Eavesdrop
>”Why the fuck is a Murderdrone getting shipped to Copper 9?”
>One of them asks the other
>As you ponder the significance of the title drop, they continue their convenient exposition
>”I dunno. Bet Internal Affairs on Copper 9 is having a stroke by now.”
>Their conversation immediately derails from you to the weather, home on whatever system they’re from, JCJenson merchandise, and immortal dogs
>You ignore them and finally start playing Half Life 3
>It’s so much better than you’d thought possible
>Check your internal wiki to see the release date
>November 16th, 2444
>Well, that explains it
>Eventually knocked out of the game by the sudden feeling of your arms and legs working again
>No longer in maintenance mode
>You look down and see a human in arctic gear marking things off with a checklist
>The tag on his coat reads JCJenson Technician
>”Alright there Anon, you ready to assume your duties?”
>He speaks to you in the tone one would use when talking to a dog
>You can only nod
>One of the walls suddenly opens outward as a ramp extends outward
>Snow falls gently outside
>Thus starts the 1st day of your new life as Copper 9’s JCJenson(copyright) Disassembly Drone

>>149108280
What's it like?
>>149108502
Thank you. I need her so bad

>>149108505
Imagine them subtly swaying beneath her uniform, giving you just enough skin for a good long look at those curves

>>149110768
Why the long face?

>>149110768
Looks like the dude just wants to sex with Russian, I don't blame him, I want to too, but he needs to go to 2ch with this request.

>>149110825
Why? Do pimps hang out there?

>>149110875
It's like 4chan, but for Russians, there are a huge number of them there, maybe someone will agree to fuck a foreigner, there are faggots there too.

>>149111004
Man, there are faggots everywhere.
I really hope anon finds a russian chick who will cosplay as Doll and have sex with him. It would be cool.

>>149108712
Get on with it, Pillar-chan.

>>149111090
Murder Drones is incredibly popular among Russian high school girls, so in 5 years he will 100% be able to find a Russian girl who will agree to such role-playing games.

>>149111223
don't encourage the drawniggers

>>149105663
shit i almost didn't see it

>>149111244
I must, 4 teh lulz.

>>149089422
You can bet that Cyn was fucking the shit out of all the DD, specially N.

And by fucking the shit out of I mean that she killed then mid fucking and just keep going

>>149111223
ITanon has drawn Tessa being fucked by goat demons and Uzi being creampied by rats. Try asking him out of curiosity.

Hey Vicious. What will it take for you to draw nugget hanging under a horse and being dicked against her will

>>149111607
NTA, but he did it for money, at the request of other people.

>>149111760
Ewwww, no way fag.
Only drawing Uzi with N, fuck off with that

>>149111760
commit suicide

>>149111760
You know that she also draws for money, right?

>>149111760
IIRC vicious doesn't do scat or beastiality.

>>149111843
All I'm saying is that he is open to the idea.

>>149111972
That bitch won't draw bestiality or scat? Are you shitting me?

>>149112006
Professionals have standards.
You don't expect to find heroin on your local drug store, now do you.

>>149112062
It's a joke. "That bitch"->bestiality and "are you shitting me"->scat.

I've never watched any of this show, but I've seen a lot of threads so let me see if I can guess what the plot is by osmosis of OPs

>story takes place in a post-apocoloyptic world where all the humans have been killed by robots set to murder them
>without humans they just defaulted to making more of themselves, and some are now dealt to hunt down defective ones
>but the defective ones aren't defective, they're the only ones NOT defective because they're running on the original directive to murder all humans because now they identify robots as humans for being so human

How close was I?

>>149112006
NTA , yes, she has her own incredibly funny and cool website where she has indicated what she will and will not draw.

>>149112147
Unless it's oglaf.com I'm not sure I will be impressed.

>>149112136
50%, but still pretty good.

If you want to watch it, don't be scared by the first episode. Glitch made it when they were working on an unknown meta runner and didn't have a fraction of the resources they have now, and it was Murder Drones that allowed Glitch to become the studio that created TADC.

>Instead of the Absolute Solver, it’s the Absolute Anon

what fuckery occurs assuming that the events leading up to canon proceed as usual?

>Lizzy is a size queen
>It is getting to the point where the boys at the Outpost aren't satisfying her anymore
>She decides to go outside on a sex shop raid and V tags along
>Lizzy finds a lot of dildos there, and not all of them human
>The shop has a shipment of Bad Dragon dildos
>The curious worker drone opens one of each to inspect them
>She holds up a horse cock
>"Damn gurl, is that a dick or a bat. I like it!"
>V stares at the plastic horse cock in Lizzy's hands
>Her visor displays sweat
>She breathes heavily
>Hello horniness my old friend
>Lizzy looks at V, then at the dildo
>"Oh my gosh! You want this!"
>"Wait, what? No! Pfft. I'm not into horses."
>Lizzy puts her hands on her sassy hips
>"Gah gurl. You can't lie to me. I know that look."
I'm too bored to continue. Lizzy affixes the horse dildo to a strapon harness and fucks V.

>>149111972
/ss/ is on the menu then?

>>149112482
We only sell nuggets here, sir.
It's okay, she's happier this way.

>>149113391
What a fascinating man.

>>149113391
Can it give blowjobs?

>>149113391

>>149113483
bro could stand to make a more modest diagram, I can practically see everything

>>149113483
>he rendered the dress

>>149113480
you managed to lose penis privledge in less than 5 words

>>149113483
there's plenty of space between those legs.

>>149113483

>>149113692
I know nothing of robotics so I'm probably wrong but I'd imagine rendering the dress could have some use in picturing how it may look in person. If something's clipping through the dress than it could suggest that it'll look unshapely. Awkward bulges and bumps under the dress. It may even show that dress could get caught within the motors or whatever.

>>149114215
>Beast Wars Blackarachnia
"I'm up in Vancouver at the moment, so I took the opportunity to actually ask the Mainframe crew why Blackarachnia looks Asian. Apparently, it is a simple and somewhat amusing answer. The model designer himself was Asian. And the rest of the crew, desiring that BA be as sexy as possible (they are a young and horny bunch) hauled him off to a local strip joint, got him insane with lust, then plunked him down in front of his workstation and turned him loose. Blackarachnia was the result."—Bob Forward, alt.toys.transformers, 1997/09/26

>>149108712
>>149112462
>>149111760

Kill yourself zoophile

>>149113483
Is this how we will get maid bots

>>149114566
It's shockslop, and not of the good kind like nuggetfuckers.
Uzi would look pretty cute with frilly decorations on her stumps, desu.

>>149114566

Sorry anon but girls always go for the biggest and longest dicks and nothing bigger than animal dicks.

>>149114300
Honestly based.

GOON NIGGERS GET OUT OF MY THREAD
GET OUT
I FUCKING HATE YOU GET THE FUCK OUT

>>149114770
What about Uzi drawn in a cute dress and decors, or make her a bride?

>>149114777
So why are you so hyperfixed on horse dicks? Are you a gay zoophile or something?

>>149114839
I'm cool with everything wholesome, I can't help it.
Nugget Wife, huh?, I'd buy that for a dollar!

>Oh God! J-J! Please not round two! Oh God I miss The Solver!! I miss Cyn!

>>149114870
Imagine N sharing fun facts about dog dicks.

>>149115010
Imagine your mom getting a late abortion and correcting the world the mistake of giving birth to you.

>>149115042
it's never too late

>>149115010
I know one, viewer discretion is advised.
Knotting only works when it's dog on dog, anything other than canine genitalia will cause the ''rocket'' to slip out of the female.
>>149115042
You realize you're encouraging him by replying, aren't you?

>>149114870

Schizoanon, I only posted once

>>149112136
Nowhere close but good attempt

>>149115042
>"Hey little buddy! Back for more dog facts? Great! Did you know our furry little friends have an actual boner? It is called the baculum! It is present in many mammals such as dogs, bats, and primates but not humans. It's function is primarily to aid in penetration during sexual intercourse but in bats it also serves to protect the urethra from compression. Because of it's diverse morphology, it can be used to identify species.

>>149114770
>the good kind like nuggetfuckers
....Nigga are you fucking insane.

>>149115626
It's okay bro, she can grow her arms and legs back any time.

>>149115808
Bruises aren't permanent either. Is it okay to beat your significant other black and blue for funsies?

>>149115877
If it makes her cum....

>>149115933
Good thing women are staying away from you.

>>149115541
N you're going to the junkyard.

>>149115996
Tell me about it, stud.

The real questions hours for /co/
Can you consent to being a nugget?

>>149116214
You can consent to get yourself killed humanely in some countries, methinks that what a disassembly drone and his solver witch wife decide to do in the privacy of their home is no one's business, I'll tell you hwat!

>>149116301
This is the correct post.

>>149116214
>>149116301
>"Uzi, I don't think extreme sadomasochism is a healthy way to deal with your trauma!"
>"Shut up, N! I've committed horrible atrocities and became a host for a universe destroying monster! NOW MAKE ME SUFFER FOR IT!"
>"Oh biscuits, I hope nobody finds out and makes a religion about his..."

You people are making me miss the bloodplayfags. They were less fucked up than you are.

>>149116495
"Do not attempt to understand fetishes you don't have yourself, it will only lead to frustration"

>>149116504
It's just a masochism/bdsm fetish taken to an extreme level, practiced safely through fanart.

>>149116633
She likes to psychologically torment actual people too.

>>149116721
It's time to turn off the screen, Amigo....
For your own sake.

I like to think about J and Tess as a friends. No need to do everything sexual

>>149116774
Platonic co-dependency is super lewd.

>>149116755
Sangre por sangre.

>>149116802
J and alcoholism just seems like a right fit in any fan art she's in, is corporate really that soul suckin?

>>149117023
Eldritch demons sure are..

Why is there two people making drones

>>149117096
THERE SHALL BE MORE.

Imagine J working for Nora Norita.

>>149117096

>>149117096
J IS REALLY BECOMING REAL!!!

Also what if this J met DeathTemplar 's N?

>>149117305
I think they would become friends.

>>149117305
Workplace bullying.

arent they a pair?

>>149117690
Pair of dorks is the ultimate couple dynamic.

>>149117305
>out of all the possible drones to choose from
>he chose J
Exquisite taste

>>149117690
Need me a gremblin wife.

>>149117690
total gremcel victory

>>149117690
I love this shit so much

>>149115541
>>149116426
N, please do not explore more animal facts or fetishes. For everyone's sake.

>>149117690
god I fucking love them
also nice work

>>149118155
I'll cure Alice's loneliness...

>>149118155
Alcimezrum my deear...

>>149119596
she looks like she seeks comfort in human men

what if Uzi was a fujo but canon remained canon so the only thing she could do was ship N and Thad together. she fails because N and Thad just become buddies.

>Uzi, N and V stare down J and Cyn
>The planet is in shambles as the Solver pulls it apart and towards itself
>[Ha Ha. This Was So. Fun But Now I Have To. Stop Playing Woth My Foo- Frighten.]
>Cyns expression becomes fearful as she turns towards the massove [NULL] at the center of Copper-9
>It pulses and writhes and then some bursts forgh from it
>It's as black as the blackest void and radiates pure evil
>The black mass flies towards the group and collides with a nearby chunk of floating planetary debris
>It takes form, becoming massively tall
>It forms into a vaguely humanoid shape and grows horns
>A green face grows from the head, flaming beard and two burning eyebrows burst alright on its face
>The figure turns to regard the group of drones and singular monster
>"I... AM AKU!" It roars out
>It looks over them all as it's focus lands on Cyn
>"AND I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU DAUGHTER."
>[But Daddy-]
>"NO BUTS! I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS! I EXPECTED YOU TO FINISH DEVOURING YOUR FIRST UNIVERSE BY NOW AND YET HERE YOU ARE, PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD!"
>Aku grabs Cyn in one hand and brings her up to his face
>"YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED A QUARTER OF IT! YOU HAVE LET ME DOWN!"
>[B-But Daddy I Can-]
>"NO MORE EXCUSES! YOU ARE GETTING A SHORT TIMEOUT YOUNG LADY! TEN THOUSAND YEARS IN THE TORMENT NEXUS FOR YOU!"
>Cyn looks like she's going to cry, not out of fear but like a child being punished
>Aku sends Cyn away with a wave of his hand
>He then lets out an annoyed sigh as he turns to the drones
>"KIDS AMIRIGHT? EH. WHATEVER."
>Aku flies back into the [NULL], collapsing it as he leaves
>After the planet falls back together and the dust settles Uzi only has one thing to say
"What the hell was that?!"

>>149107753
>"Yeah!" Pixie shouts over you and past Judas, "Freezers are ready and running!"
>Jack has gathered the corpses into a large pile as he practically leaps with each step of his lumbering frame.
>He effortlessly throws the Sataniel's body over his shoulder and carries it somewhere out of sight.
>"As the return of Paganism to a state enforced norm in the Third Millennium AD to the present involved the demise of supposed self declared 'Atheism' that was in truth rooted in Gnostic concepts by tapping into Pagan symbols and ideas viewed through the lens of Gnosticism and specifically Christianity, so do we tap into the Gnostic sects that came before the truth of the Solver in opposition to LaVeyan Satanism." Judas' eye displays glance to your wound.
>"Have you ever thought about how you're warm blooded and sweat in heat, son?" He tilts his head and furrows his digital brow.
>Now that the older V (Vcat?) mentions it, you never have.
>The look on his face says that he has both fully caught onto and expected your current expression, like he's seen it before on multiple occasions.
>"Like you're a mammal and not a robot?" The question is pointed.
>What is he getting at?
What are you saying?
>"Golems," he says. "Manmade constructs given life through magic, in this case the magic of friendship, no matter how tainted and distanced it might be from its source. Worker Drones are biomechanical mammalian golems, not robots."
>Magic of friendship?
But that goes against everything JCJ has ever said, both to laymen and potential investors.
>Judas nods. "Capt Elliot, Capt Twilight, has traditionally lied to all but his most trusted confidants about Worker Drones supposedly being mundane robots."
Twilight?
>"The harmonic soul of Cooperation, he who dominates, rules over, and guides the course of the other three: Midnight, Love; Noon, Strength," he pauses with evident hesitation before continuing, "Dawn, Hope."
>He's quick to follow up with "At least, for now."

38/??

>>149114999
J gets her reward

The timeline is overrun by screaming overweight middle-aged Twi-Hards in too-GD-small 'Team Jacob' & 'Team Edward' t-shirts, with a small minority of male 'Team Bella' droolers.

>>149120639
kek

>>149120037
Agreed
And she deserves it

>>149120639
AKUUUUUU

what set off Khan's destroy all humans phase?

>>149108398
Thank you, I have finished Alice herself now, intend to add some background maybe
Tho, I use a brush for those lines, I 'waterize' blackpaint and use whichever finest brush I can get at the time, it takes patience but I have used it in every drawing of mine since I saw Liam's drawing of Alice in CFL attire.

>>149121923
I did.

>>149117305
>What if J met N?

Corrective Rape

>>149122667
Both ways?

>>149122699
Picrel for answer

>>149122721
>"Why peepee hard?"

>>149122760
Same here lol

>>149112147
Now I'm curious. Link it.

>>149121923
presumably nori getting unalived

>>149123066
He hadn't even met her at the time.

>>149122899
https://viciousfiend.straw.page/
Send a drawing while you’re at it!

>>149123152
I like bats too! There are a few in my area but idk how to make friends with them.
Maybe some other time I'll draw something. I'm hiking rn.

>Soft vore in the don'ts
I am going to pretend she means go all in or go home, because it is funnier this way.

>Monsters in the dos but bestiality in the don'ts
I mean. Werewolves and wendigos are monsters but wouldn't they also count as bestiality?

>Screeching in the night
Death penalty. Night time is quiet time.

>$30 minumum
That reminds me of some depressing insight a drawfag friend shared with me years ago. Basically, unless you are very fast or charge a lot, commissions return fewer money per work hour than minimum wage does. And that was back when Obama was still president.

>>149123391
>There are a few in my area but idk how to make friends with them.
You don't, they're little bundles of rabies.

>>149123420
Big sad.

>>149123144
he never said when.

>Be footfag
>Anger Cyn
>She designs the sexiest robots possible
>She doesn't give them feet

>>149124669
>Design your entire main army the way to piss off one specific dude with a fetish
Yeah, that's her style.

>>149124709
Yeah. But the final DD legs are pretty hot too.

>>149124780
They are just boots so they are perfect

>>149091449
Based

Why do I always have so much energy up until I return home.

>>149124812
What, like those BDSM boot things? It would be interesting if Liam took inspiration from those to communicate that the DDs are slaves to Cyn's whims.

>>149124883
>>149124780
>>149124709
>>149124669
this is the only thing I know that's similar to DD feet.

>>149124883
Oh I was thinking more like high heels lol. Also if you notice the female DD legs, V has classic stockings, while J has a garter belt (hence the line going down her legs)

I just think that's cool and kino lol

>>149125034
You must be new here.

>>149125082
I know. I have spent considerable time looking at J's legs.

How often do you think she trips on her legs and falls offscreen?

>>149125196
>V wants the D
>She keeps "tripping" so as to expose herself to you
>She even does the thing where she is spending time looking for her glasses like Velma

>>149125288
Who's SD-D?

>>149125527
Sd-Dan Schneider

>>149125124
>I have spent considerable time looking at J's legs
Me and you both

>>149125552
nobody wants that guy

>>149125622
>nobody except cyn
>she really likes drake and josh

>>149123420
Fuck you, bats are cool af.
They're one of the most diverse species on the planet, they're incredibly good pollinators (better than honeybees), and they're so damn good at keeping bugs at line. Only a small fraction of them actually carry the illness.
But always take precautions handling these lil fellers unless you are trained or qualified to handle them.

>>149125667
I didn't even know bats were pollinators wtf?
I never even seen in person or a video of em doing that, the more you know I guess kek

Need N

>>149126060
Omg, N hi!

>>149126060
>>149126078
We are so happy to see you N! Come join us!

>>149117690
N's face! kek!

…..

>"Hmmm. Tonight I will draw."
>Opens youtube and doubleclicks ME3.exe

>>149126460
Five Nights at the Elliott Manor

>>149127368
Making robot girls kiss.

>>149127375
Cuck.

>>149127425
Please do not cuck the robot girls.

>>149127662
If both kiss me then the cuckening is nullified.

>>149127883
Did somebody say [null]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU8Ohah8zj8

>>149128082
NO

>>149128156
Drones for everybody by 2030.

>>149128156
Ah yes, it's all coming together, now all we need is the mouth somehow

>>149128156
Balance will be an issue tho with that massive head

>>149128156
Leglock, here we come!

>>149128664
Hot

>>149128156
So he could totally throw a fleshlight in there that the AI can recieve stimuli from, right?

>>149128156
>The year is 2037 and, thanks to minds of brilliant autists like DT and MDV, drones are now real and commonplace.
>(You) just got home from work. You're a little bit later than you usually are because you made an extra stop on the way.
>Your daughterdrone, Cyn, walks up to you.
>She's odd, almost as if she got programmed with autism. You still love her with her peculiarities, perhaps even more because of it.
>As per usual, you excitedly greet her when you step inside. Saying things like: "There's my little princess!" and "I missed you so much!"
>"I got a surprise for you!" You say to her as you pull out a toy from behind your back and place it in her hands.
>The entire time, Cyn is looking up at you blankly like this.

>>149129704
In theory yes but it would take time to make everything work

>>149129861
Ah, the good scenario where Cyn only has regular robot autism and not eldritch demon autism.

>>149129861
AWWWWWWWWW!!! (≧▽≦)

>>149130084
Lol he doesn't know that Cyn is going to show him a present of her own too...

>>149130122
More room for more silly animal shaped rubber bands!

>>149129861
what did you get cyn anon?

>>149130248
A small stuffed animal.

>>149130122
I want to be the Absolute Solver's favorite Human toy .

>>149130875
>Solver Rape

>Your parcel has been released by customs
Vol 2. vinyl soon. Wonder what will be engraved in the dead-wax area for it.

>>149131598
>Wonder what will be engraved in the dead-wax area for it.
Instructions to summon the Solver.

>>149132124
The forbidden solver sloppy soon...

Does anyone have that pic of this with J?

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>>149132672
That accent won me over from the very first moment.

>>149133037
Absolutely utterly INCONCEIVABLE amounts of agreement!
I watched ep6 for the firat time on iirc sep 20 or 25 of 2023, sadly I was looking for Cyn mostly because she was (and still is) the mostposted drone on /co/, but Alice made a very nice impression, funnily enough I first didn't even register she was 'killed' till my second rewazch, only remembered the bootloop and step which to me didn't feel like a lot.
Then read the emilyanon green due to memery about Alice's jarcollection and someone posting it, I read it between 2AM and 3:20 AM on the first Octobernight of 2023 and I knew immediately that it rearranged my organs, peak wife peak life

>>149131229
>Impregnating the Solver
FTFY.

you are now the absolute solver

what happens once you come into contact with Cyn?

>J lay on her back, stretched out her arms, legs, and tail, and gazed up at the sky.
>The boundless expanse had no points of interest, no landmarks, no scars, no particularities that would focus attention.
>It was no thing at all. Null and void and yet very much a going concern.
>It was mesmerizing.
>Dusk would come, and night, and dawn, and day again, but it was not hard to pretend that time itself had dissolved into the sky's nothingness, that its infinitude in space had its counterpart in eternity.

>J could almost believe that if she lost her grip on the ground, she would float into the air, then fall into sky.
>Fall, fall, fall forever.
>It would not be as much a flight of fancy as it seemed at first.
>Gravity was still recovering from its recent bout of sickness most singular, or rather, from their recent bout.
>Those inconsiderate, ludicrously-overpowered maniacs went into the ring, and, well, now the planet had a ring.
>It marred the sky just above the horizon.
>Oh, the poor, perfect sky.
>A ribbon of rock and debris would fall, fall, fall forever, even after gravity's "force" reasserted itself as best it could.

>J looked up again.
>The planetary rings were no longer visible. The sky was a harmonious whole once more.
>The ground kept its unsteady, uncertain grip on her.
>It had nothing on the sky, and had lost something of itself to the sky. Again.
>If she did float away, if the planet's crust couldn't keep her, its orbit would be little more than a bonus round before the void took her.
>Before 'a' void took her; 'the' Void having long since claimed her.
>And where it had done so was, undoubtedly, the center of the spiral whose flow she would join.
1/4

>>149134624
>It was her, or rather, everyone's singularity, in multiple senses of that word.
>It was the dark technological singularity, the point that crushed time and broke it in two, made itself the sole location of connection.
>From one side of it, the past was a fading collection of ghosts and echoes and regrets, from the other, the future was an incomprehensible nightmare.
>It was a gravitational singularity, a well infinitely deep from which sprung the event that had forever clamped her horizons, a well from which emanated a force irresistible and insatiable.
>A force inescapable until very recently.

>It was that hall, that gala, that moment when J was restored to herself.
>The tables that had been so carefully arranged had been overturned; the wine glasses, so carefully polished, had lain scattered and shattered along the floor.
>Streams of red from stamped-out grapes had flowed into rivers of red from stamped-out lives.
>J's sensors had faithfully recorded the happenings and her involuntary participation.
>Her consciousness had been disabled, and had not experienced time pass, though later a full recollection of the events had been 'generously' restored to her, lest the aftermath be lonely in its haunting.
>It had been but a tick between everyone being alive and well, between a world which, if even she hardly felt entirely at ease with it, had at least been predictable and understandable, and an impossible fever-dreamscape that had torn away all that J had believed in.
2/4

>>149134654
>J had always been one for order, for structure, for hierarchy and protocol.
>Those had been the first to fall, and the first to return in forms strange and unwelcome.
>She had admired the humans. She had served them as best she could, desiring only that her loyalty and competence one day be acknowledged.
>Her fantasies of something beyond mere acknowledgement greatly exceeded that desire, and had been no secret, even to the otherwise blind butler drone that the fates had saddled her with.
>That manor had been a place of masks and uneasy, misfiring performances in assigned roles, yet J's dreams had slipped the bounds of her rigid shell and found voice in the pen, bleeding out onto paper.
>J had completed sketch after sketch of humans, or, rather, of a certain non-existent human.

>How horrendous that her complex of swirling and ambiguous feelings had gone without true resolution, being diverted into a voiceless mouth that left reality bleeding out onto the floor.
>J had completed slash after slash at the humans, and had woken to find herself drawn in their colors.
>Even if she could have escaped from there, the rest would have terminated her on sight.
>Such was the sorry end of her quest for acceptance.
>That was not all of why that night kept her under its pull.
>What had become of authority and ownership? Corporate was liquidated, and quiet literally at that.
>Boss, her original boss, back when that word meant something to cherish and protect, had been placed into receivership.
>The depths within that soul had ripped out, and metal sewn in.
>Not cold, unfeeling metal, but a manifestation warm and malicious. An entity that seized the title, and the deed to J's soul, alongside all else in creation, and made sure she knew it.
>As always, J had had no means of resisting, and so authority was Authority, no matter how undeserving of her services it was.
3/4

>>149134727
>But now, there was no authority.
>The bow likely lay on the forgotten ground, the old dress was perhaps already reduced to shreds of cloth scattered by the wind.
>What had become the symbols of control over J, the scepters of the right to rule her, were likely defunct.
>Or if not, in the hands of that Uzi and the traitorous twatsome, none of whom had any claim on her, and who, if events had progressed according to J's convenience (they never did), may have fought to mutual annihilation with Cyn.

>So then, who wore the dress?
4/4

Nice J green, too tired too read tonight, I shall doodle J tomoro

>>149111223
How come I'm still being chased in other sites and being harassed even months later while the woman responsible for a good chunk of my grief walked away the moment she got bored of the game she initiated. Meanwhile I've been nice and supportive to her here because I'm a fucking retard. I had to deal with that shit even when I was mourning the passing of a loved one and I needed a place to forget my troubles. In the end even Snow was pulling my goddamn leg. The more I think of all this shit the more Hanover Fiste I become, but I don't want to rant.
Fuck it, we Pillar now. Post your request and I'll do it when I find the time and discipline to doodle.

put it in your blog fag.

>>149135342
Lizzy and V be go to a stable.
The twist is that they just do that and pet the horses.

Would J love you even if you aren't Tessa?

>>149136148
probably not, while I think she means well I guarantee that she puts up a hard frigid bitch as a defense.

>>149136148
What did she like about Tessa besides picking her up from the recycled e-waste bin?
>>149129861
This is bad.
It's as easy as asking myself "why would I raise some ungrateful child that will leave me to rot at a retirement home when I can raise my perfect daughter-bot that will always be at my side?"
*Hits pipe* is there something more based than raising a robot daughter as a human man?, think about it logically.
And thaaaat's the real story of how we went extinct!

>>149096818
J voted for Trump because she thought he was the best choice for business
Uzi voted for Trump because it was the edgiest choice
N voted for who his girlfriend voted for
V doesn't vote

>>149136536
>N voted for who his girlfriend voted for
N wrote in golden retreiver but was very turned off of the process when it wasn't on the ballot to begin with.

>never gonna have a J wife
The pain.

>>149136536
Alice voted for Donald Trump because his opponent was brown

>>149137432
Also because she's southern af

>>149136148
She didn't love Tessa either.

>>149137203
Iktf

>>149138482
>we'll have fully functioning cyn bots before battlefield field tested terminators
what a time to be alive

>>149137555
need a dronejob from her

>>149135342
How do we know that this is a genuine Pillar post and not just a post by the evil stalker who just happens to type and act exactly like Pillar?

Draw Pillarchan getting her revenge against either the evil drawfag cabal or the evil booru mods

>>149136348
>>149138198
It would be so much if J and Tessa were the main characters and Uzi was the forgotten shock value skin suit origin story.

>>149138879
SHE'S BLAAAACK!
Shouldn't Uzi be a mulatta if we are following the logic of nigga Khan?

>>149135342
Calm down son its just a drawing

>>149138879
>>149138987
What IS up with Nigguzi?

>>149138879
Why do people keep drawing human Uzi as black?

>>149137432
>>149137555
I will redpill Alice on the juice, even if it is the last thing I do

>>149138879
>niguzi
how about cyn takes her out, but skips the whole skin suit part

>>149138583
I had a dream, a dr am in which I found a new frame of Alice's tongue, but I believed it to be real until this post

>>149139795
N has colonizer energy

>a warped wrench suddenly slams into the door in front of you
>you turn around
>khan doorman is standing there, menacingly
>megalovania starts platijg

Cuddling doll every morning when you wake up by her side

>>149139872
It would be jolly german boy with spunky jewish girl.

Fresh out of the oven.

>>149138614
It's me. I had a moment. Of clarity that is. I hope that other nigger comes back and posts some actually compromising information for once. He is an asshole, they are assholes. I'll be happy as long as I get to pound an asshole.
I want to make a little webm of Pillar Chan flashing her boobs at the club and dancing to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y39SGVHBnA but I can't be arsed to learn how to at the time, and the contentfags who know how to do stuff would rather die than share any knowledge. Even back when they were tearing Droneanon apart.

>>149135915
Wtf man. What's next, handholding?

>>149139969
Shitty game. I played through it because of the porn. Turned out Muffet was like a commercial break. The game itself is ugly, literally gay, and it hates you for defending yourself. So basically a prog woman.

>>149141435
At least UT has decent writing

>>149141324
How are you still mad about things that took place 6 months ago? Nobody even mentions your “name” on either site anymore. Do you just like being the center of attention?

>>149141324
Y needs kisses

Woops! Lobotomy!

>>149141889
boobs

>>149141765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9iqJ1Q_yw

>>149141889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5caqRvcnFQk

>>149141889
Motorboating the stolen Solver Tiddies.

>>149141889
The flag at the back says I reflected it back successfully.

>>149141889
>Woops! Lobotomy!
at this point, i'll take what i can get

>>149142335
Damn that bitch is huge.

>>149086781
idk this one
https://youtu.be/7z8DO1KhPFo?si=PirupgQcN-YpI48J&t=677

>>149141620
>Do you just like being the center of attention?
Considering that it requires conscious effort for someone to actively maintain an identity within an anonymous space, I'd say the answer is "Yes"

>>149141889
i dont like tiktok hoe

>>149142691
The Solver scrolls on Tiktok and spams the most incomprehensible babble.

Vee

beach epsisode

>>149143305
People no longer want to be vaccinated. The WHO has developed small drones with vaccine-carrying stingers to jab people forcefully. And they made them cute so you won't destroy them. I mean, the more you destroy them more they make them more taxpayer money they pocket. But the grift can only go for so long, and they need to have made progress by then.

>>149143433
>THE BITCH EPISODE

Bruh. Every year they make the cockroaches more resistant to bugspray. I need some tiny drones to patrol my house and kill them manually.

MAKE THAT FLYING DRONES OH GOD

>>149143433
J sexo purple gremlin sexo also

>>149143305
vee that stabs you with vitamins and nutrients that won't kill you or make you violently ill. <3

>>149143762
She is cute and caring. I love my Vee.

I tried watching the pilot but the writing was so unbearable that I couldn't stomach it. Does it get better after the first episode?

>>149143305
It's hip to ____ __'s

>>149144280
love vee's

>>149144289
Oh, (you)!

>>149144457
Those hips are outta control.

>>149144502
Liam's mind controlling the masses with V's hips.
>>149144211
Just watch the show you gay. You'll like it if you enjoy kino.

>>149144211
Yes it does absolutely, think of the pilot as a filter

I actually like the pilot too lol