Proof that God does not exist.

>>149090378 (OP)
Producer, not director or writer. Castlevania had its moments. Though I don't believe Duke can work these days considering 90s action guy is a parody we've seen numerous times by now

>>149090378 (OP)
If anyone needs a revamp it's the Duke.

>>149090378 (OP)
NOT /co/
FUCK OFF

>>149090378 (OP)
India literally is enough proof that
-Adolf Hitler was right about races not being equal
-Mankind and the planet are fucked because the unbelievable colossal levels of pollution and diseases from that country
-God stopped caring or just about to sound the trumpets of the Apocalypse
-For the first time in forever, the entire planet is racist toward one single common race
-China seems to be the less terrible choice for our salvation

>>149090438
>For the first time in forever, the entire planet is racist toward one single common race
Gypsies?

>>149090413
As fucking if he'a gonna hire anyone who would actually try and make anything like Duke Nukem.

Eh, at least he gets that Duke is meant to be edgy. As long as they get Jon back.

>>149090434

He had a comic.

>>149090451
Are gypsies racist toward themselves?

>>149090378 (OP)

>>149090473
>He had a comic.
AND THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT THE COMIC

>>149090473
Edgy, not safe edgy. Big difference. You say they understand hes suppose to be edgy but Wanker would never let ANY old jokes play in his show. Wouldnt want to "punch down."

>>149090475
You meant India? Yeah they suck too. Everyone just hates Gypsies, and for good reason

>>149090533
Yeah its about a possible upcoming animated series

>>149090534

I have hope. I have to. He's my hero.

>>149090549
Nobody mentioned an animated series dipshit

>>149090574
Thats what this news is about. Making a Duke cartoon.

>>149090537
What a fucking ESL. Good morning, "saar". I can't believe you're the only people in the world that eats shit and think it's normal.

>>149090574
ADI SHANKAR IS A /CO/ CREATOR YOU FUCKING DUNG FOR BRAINS IT'S OBVIOUSLY A CARTOON WHY ARE YOU WANNABE JANNIES SO GODDAMN STUPID

>>149090569
Then replay the old games and turn your back from this affront. Castlevania was dog shit, Devil May Cry waa dog shit. Third time will NOT be the charm.

>>149090585
Hypothetical /co/ still isn't /co/

>>149090595
Wake me up when he actually announces the damn thing

>>149090595
>ADI SHANKAR IS A /CO/ CREATOR
Is Elden Ring /lit/ because George RR Martin wrote it?

>>149090603

I thought Castlevania was pretty good

But again, if they get Jon on board, I'm obligated to watch.

>>149090378 (OP)
Oh boy. Cant wait for Andi to make the Alien Invaders who kidnapped women the good guys and the Christian US Government the real villains.

Yawn.

>>149090473
>He had a comic
He did? Who published it?

>>149090637
Because as a nametranny you must be a consoomer cuck

>>149090653

IDW. Made to promote Forever. He went back in time to stop aliens from helping the Nazis win WW2.

>>149090378 (OP)
>next up on the emasculation and gayification checklist
yay...

>>149090620
not a comparable situation at all.

>>149090670
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL YOURSELF YOU HAVE TO SUFFER IN OUR PRIVATELY OWNED PRISON SYSTEMS
Love passive eugenics and removing people from the breeding pool to be violently raped to death. Much more honorable than suicide

>>149090670
Now I have something to read, thanks.
>>149090637
Sir Castlevania had one decent season and the rest was trite, absolute trite that outspited Konami lack of care for it's franchises...fucking Konami.
As a Castlevania show it's just ass.

>>149090588
Why are you trying to flip this on me because I wanted clarification? I'm the whitest fucker you'll ever meet. Yes India is an embarrassment to the world, I never denied that?

>>149090378 (OP)
God actually finds it hilarious that this hack keeps getting work and ruining franchises that nerds hold so dearly to their hearts.

>>149090706
little neo nazi getting triggered by hitler suicide?

>>149090706

Its okay, its Hitler. He was indeed a pussy.

>>149090378 (OP)
Why!?
His kind of humor won't work today. And knowing Ari's humor he'll swear in every sentence.
"Damn I'm fucking good, I fucking hate those fucking green fucking alien fucking bastards"
Just no.

>>149090799
So...just like the games?

>>149090782
Didn't he technically run through no man's land? One of the most dangerous jobs in trench warfare, I don't think that counts as a pussy at least when he was young.

If you meant that he became a delusional wreck by the end of it all fakes his death and ran to Argentina? I could qualify the old Austrian painter a pussy in his old age.

>>149090816
He didn't fake shit. He blew his brains out and his cremated remains were unceremoniously dumped in a river. Its all documented.

Chances they enmusclate Duke?

>>149090801
He didn't swear that much though.
And Duke is relic from his era.
Dukes kind of humor has been done so much that it isn't funny anymore, unless they make him say slurs then idk how they could successfully bring him back.
They tried in 2011 and that went just about as well as you expect.

I'll always remember this bit from the comic which loops from cheesy to endearing in the middle of all the violence and fan service. Somehow the comic manages to keep things fun and heroic while juggling action, sex, and booze. Come to think of it, this page would be a good filter to weed out the culture war outrage farmers who don't actually read.

>>149090637
Then Im afraid you are beyond salvation brother. I will pray that some day you will get some taste.

>>149090841
It's funny to think that there was probably a very nervous Don Adolfo Gómez somewhere in Argentina.

>>149090858

If it wasn't a pop culture quote, it usually had a swear.
>This really pisses me off
>Die you son of a bitch
>Holy shit!
>I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!

>>149090860

Yeah, it does a great job of showing Duke still has morals beneath his smugness.

>>149090670
Why are comics so insistent on being built like impotent reddit ventposts

>>149090889

Because you have no sense of humor.

>>149090451
White (men)

>>149090378 (OP)
I bought the Balls of Steel edition of DNF on launch. Never finished it. Got like 75% of the way through and couldn’t take it anymore

>>149090438
>India
Hitler adored buddhism. Nazism is quite literally buddhism taken into a modern context.

>>149090473
SO DID NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK YOU FAGGOT

>>149090922

I did. Got the DLC too. It was better than the base game, actually.

>>149090378 (OP)
Duke Nukem was always shit. Nobody is inspired by Duke Nukem when making an FPS, they’re inspired by Doom, Half-life, or CoD. It was Reddit humor before Reddit was even around.

>>149090847
100%

>>149090928
It....it really isn't.

>>149090771
>it's okay because it happens to people I don't like
oh wow we're staying on thread theme god is dead and you don't have to be a neo nazi to see how celebrating death of political rivals is a slippery slope

Sneak peak from the new show
https://youtu.be/vOkbfFICEp8

>>149090928
>Nazism is quite literally buddhism
i mean, you can think that if you want. it will not make it truth though.

>>149090438
Hitler also adored Aryan, which is India's subrace

>>149090847
He’ll be fake macho and push all progressive ideas.
>Wow, consent before sex sure is groovy!
>Those alien chuds are going to pay for this!
>I’m here to say trans rights and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of gum!

>>149090961
Shut. The fuck. Up. Boco

>>149091053

What? It was. And it was great seeing Dr Proton again. They need another game that takes a break from aliens, like Manhattan Project.

>>149091038
Not really. We have no real relation with those things

>>149091038
blue eyes and white skin with sun bleached pale hair
very indian.

>>149090451
Gypsies originate from India, anon.
They're just jeets that migrated to europe and started shitting it up 1500 years earlier than modern ones.

>>149090378 (OP)

>>149090434
It's discussing a potential upcoming animated project you fucking jogger

>>149090378 (OP)
What terrible news.

>>149090378 (OP)
Why does this street shitter get to ruin any video game he wants?
How is he going to make a Duke series faggy?
>I've got fucking balls of motherfucking steel, bitch!

>>149090378 (OP)
Does anyone care about Duke Nukem?

It's a parody of 80s action movies, and hasn't had a decent game in 30 years.

>>149091468
Pretty much just fans of classic gaming and I feel like those people aren't clamoring for more Duke after Forever. I think he is trying to do the Castlevania thing where the IP is pretty dead and he claims it for himself.

>>149091043
Gianni (a somewhat well known parasite in the retro FPS community) unironically makes "memes" of Duke saying this type of stuff.

>>149090434
blow it out your ass

>>149091522
No sense of humor I'm assuming

>>149090847
>>149090967
>>149091043
He's a parody of the overly masculine action show hero

>>149090413
>Castlevania had its moments.
shit moment among shittier moments

>>149090650
>>149090675
Are you guys that bad faith?

>>149091043
>Those alien chuds are going to pay for this!
Ngl this would be funny

>>149090801
>>149090858
>>149090883
The problem isn't him swearing, the problem is the WAY he swears - mainly, using the same swear word over and over - "fuck". That's quite literally it.
For some reason, "edgy" writers around the same age bracket as Shankar really love abusing the word "fuck" to an embarrassing degree, instead of using it with precision. This is the problem.

If you're looking at those quotes Boco posted, there's a whole variety of words - "piss", "son of a bitch", "holy shit", "I'm gonna [...] shit down your neck". And don't even get me started on how much he says "damn" and "hell" all throughout the game. In fact if you ctrl-f the duke nukem wikiquotes page you don't really get "fuck" until Forever and even then it's really not nearly as common as the other words.

>>149091070
>"Aryan"
How to say you're retarded without saying you're retarded

>>149090670
>shitler
you usually see people pick up these stories they have no interest in and write the most crowd appeasing stuff, however, whoever wrote this, really got it down 100%
>>149090799
>>149090413
>His kind of humor won't work today.
You guys are probably too young to remember, but Duke was created back when the concept of being politically correct was barely penetrating media.
Not only would Duke work today, but writing one-liners has never been easier.
That being said, if the Castlevania / DMC crowd is involved, it's pretty much DOA.

>>149090378 (OP)
BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL

I bet Adi Shankar is both too much a coward to have Duke quote one-liuners and have him watch Oprah.

In fact I bet this will just be a bad remix of Duke Nukem 3D and skip the fact it is a sequel to 1 and 2.

Oh no, not Duke Nukem whose cultural relevance ended twenty years ago!

How would you make a Duke Nukem cartoon /co/?

>>149090378 (OP)
>Duke is gonna get floored by a stiff breeze from an Alien in every episode while they yank out Bombshell, call her Shelly, and have her do all of Duke's phrases.
I don't even like Duke all that much, dude's gonna get massacred with these hyenas.

>>149093118
Hire the Venture Bros guys.

>>149090378 (OP)
>no Lee Jackson soundtrack
What's the point?

>>149092065
It’s a shorter way of saying “person with blond hair and blue eyes”. Ask anyone in a western country what they think of when you say Aryan and they’ll say blond hair/blue eyes. Or should we call just ourselves the pure bloods now?

>>149090413
Duke Nukem is Johnny Bravo but more competent. It doesn't matter what decade you're in, you can get a lot of comedy from that.

>>149090378 (OP)
I really hope this dies in development hell where it belongs. I don't wanna see another goddamn pop culture humiliation ritual.

>>149093118
Austin Powers but he's also the Terminator.

>>149090847
>>149091043
I remember in the last duke nukem game, he said something "respect women" and all the proto-chuds flipped out

People like you will always cry

>>149093118
It's (((current year))) and almost everyone in the show is lecturing and trying to get Duke to realize he's lame and outdated yadda yadda but he ignores them and keeps shooting aliens and fucking strippers and generally doing what he wants to great success

>>149090378 (OP)
>bought
How rich is this pajeet?
Is he some kind of billionaire nepo baby?
Is this how he keeps getting work despite everything he does being dogshit?

>>149090451
But they're made of two distinct races, Roma and Irish.

>>149092060
You need to understand that if there's one thing consistent about /co/ writers these days. It's that they still think what was edgy in the 90s is still edgy in the 2010s/2020s and "fuck" being the naughty word is one of those things.
2010s/2020s edge is more defined by "the joke is this character killed themself. The joke is this child's death was preventable but the hospital staff prioritized their lunch break."
It's very cynical about humanity itself

>>149094666
They always say fuck all the time.
But none of them wanna commit to being edgy and say nigger or faggot, it's called being safe edgy.
Like they claim "yeah I grew up with shit like chechclear" but then have a meltdown over someone making a joke about slavery, like who do you think you're fooling nigga?
Either commit to being edgy or don't, stop half assing it.

>>149094555
Oh boy.
You need to understand one thing about Adi Shankar. Someone who worked in Hollywood actually talked about what he actually does and the dirty secret is he's not the one handling any of these scripts or any of these stories.
He's a production guy. He's basically just buying the rights to shit and slapping his name on whatever gets made.
Another core trait is that he only buys the rights to what could be considered "dead franchises" for himself to 'revive'.
He was actually upset when DMC5 was announced because he had just bought the series rights to it. He wanted to be the big hero of the DMC fandom.
It's also why supposedly despite being a big fan of the series, the writer is always just "some guy who read the wiki".

>>149090378 (OP)
I'd shit my pants if Postal Dude is next in the Shit adaptation list

reminder adi put asmongold in DMC and his dad has ties to the republican party

>>149094555
One thing you should know:
When it comes to Indians, if they didn't come through a Temporary Foreign Worker or Foreign Student program, then there's a very good chance that they're a rich nepo baby.

>>149094933
so?

>>149094768
Yeah but what you're missing is you don't need slurs to be edgy.
Let me sum it up, VivziePop is probably the apex creator of 'safe edgy' content but not because she doesn't use slurs.
The Helluva Boss pilot was genuinely edgy. One of the first jokes is killing a literal child for being annoying, you can visibly see the old Newgrounds influence throughout. But as the show goes on, every character progressively has the edge sanded out of them with little rhyme or reason.
In terms of humor, 'safe edgy' isn't just "don't make racial jokes."
How do I put this?
Imagine a plotline where some new video game or toy is coming out and everyone is lined up at some kind of Wal-Mart stand in, within this Wal-Mart stand in we see a cancer patient with his walker, happy that insurance finally approved his medication and as he picks it up, the crowd heading for the new consoomer product, including our main characters indifferently stampedes him.
That is around the line that it feels like safe-edgy isn't allowed to touch these days with humor shows. It's satirical but the joke hinges on letting our main characters be genuine assholes rather than empathetic rebels taking on 'the man'

>>149090378 (OP)
Millennials eating good.

>>149090860
>Come to think of it, this page would be a good filter to weed out the culture war outrage farmers who don't actually read
That is very funny, considering the side you love was basically entirely created by a psycothic bitch that pushed a furfag into suicide for creedo. Retarded nigger.

>blazblue
>killer instinct
>Duke nukem
What is the one who gets the shortest ends of the stick, in an hypothetical adaptation?

>>149090378 (OP)
People expect some ultra woke shit when Adi is a Trump voter. It’s going to be actively pandering to 4chan where he says all kinds of slurs and fucks naked women with big tits, but done in such a hack desperate way that even this place will hate it.

Is there even a point in tearing this character down?
He hasn't represented any real ideology or significant demographic since before Forever came out. Nearly a decade and a half ago.
I feel like there's no real value to Duke besides playing him straight.

>>149090706
It's Duke, he's probably calling him a pussy because he wouldn't fight him.

>>149094281
>People like you will always cry

Explain what in his post is considered crying to you please.

>>149090413
The thing is Duke isn't even really a parody, he's a homage of those tropes but he's not meant to be saying anything about them, which is a problem for an adaptation.
Any attempt at nuance or subversion of that kind of trope is wrong. Duke is the ultimate macho man who kicks ass and saves the babes, trying to do anything that isn't that, trying to find any undiscovered depth or subvert Duke's role in the universe is not just incorrect but also fucking stupid.
The world Duke lives in is the parody, it's a hyper sexualized hyper violent mirror of the real world that is intentionally goofy and basically runs on the same logic that a porn comic does most of the time but aliens are invading right now so that's on pause. The kind of """depth""" Adi puts in his shows doesn't fucking work here because Duke world is fundamentally shallow, it's fun but trying to make it more than it is will just ruin Duke's brand further.

>>149095322
Yeah but saying nigger faggot is fun. All a progressive wroter has to do is make the character black and gay and then he's allowed to say it. Like Ruby Rod but gay. And they want black gays! We want someone to say nigget faggot! Black gays saying nigger faggot would achieve perfect harmony in the world. Even better if it was a hot black girl saying it while stepping on a white man's balls dominating him sexually. It would make everyone mad and cum and it would be glorious. Hollywood fucking hire me

>>149093118
Essentially Demolition Man in a Wreck it Ralph kind of setting. They have to thaw out an old dated video game hero to take out threat modern heroes can't deal with.

>>149090378 (OP)
>God does not exist because my violent womanizer might get desecrated

>>149096893
Duke is very much a parody of action heroes.

>>149094841
Didn't the newest Postal game already do this?

>>149096993
I kinda get what anon is saying though.
He's in a game with a goofy tone, but he himself is ultimately just an actual, competent and effective action hero who says funny one liners. So just an actual action hero.

>>149090847
Duke is already ncel power fantasy, don't see what its gonna change.

>>149090860
Deadpool has already covered the bases the Duke had gotten in his hey day so maybe Adi needs to step off this

>>149092107
Not only would Duke work today, but writing one-liners has never been easier.
That being said, if the Castlevania / DMC crowd is involved, it's pretty much DOA.

Again he'd just be a adult humor parody like Deadpool or Archer but more lazy retard humor like Robot Chicken. He wouldn't be able to push his appeal in a broader way cuz his concept is outdated 90s tribute.

i’ve got steels of ball

>>149097660

I'm gonna turn you into a fuckin' faggot.

>>149090413
Adi and the faggot who actually does the writing have a sense of humor that isn't fit for human consumption. These faggots don't know what 00s edgy was actually like, they don't know what's cool, they haven't actually watched old action movies. They're wearing the costume of a 90s kid millennial and pretending to be cooler and smarter and more irreverent than all the media they claim to love, while writing worse shit in the process.

>>149090432
Fuck off Adi.

>>149090492
For some reason whenever that was posted on Twitter, the replies would be flooded with jeets and sandniggers sperging out.

>>149090860
Kino

>>149090492
Fun fact: The organization that tested him and the organization that claims to have verified that record are the same. No IQ test can accurately measure above 160, and the few that do say that they are only "theoretically" scoring above 160. Anything higher is so pointless to measure because the diminishing returns mean that people are being scored against imaginary people who have imaginary hyperintelligence that science couldn't even begin to fathom, because no such thing has ever been recorded or able to be studied.

Additionally, anyone at a 160+ IQ would know how fucking stupid it would be to brag about having an impossibly high IQ. It's a thing narcissistic con-men love to say to trick stupid people into praising them and stroking their egos.

>>149091070
>/pol/tards actually believe there was a native population of white skinned, blue eyes blondes in 1100BC India

>>149097023
A parody doesn’t mean you can’t be competent or effective.

>>149097713
I’m gonna shit in the toilet

if he isn't written off as a tonedeaf, macho action hero overlord with no remorse and endless chad-isms, then he isnt needed.

>>149097792
>/pol/tards actually believe there was a native population of white skinned, blue eyes blondes in 1100BC India
>Indians actually believe there was a native population of white skinned, blue eyes blondes in 1100BC India
Wait a second, I am starting to see a pattern here!

>>149097725
Shut the fuck up. Duke Nukem Forever has left a stank on the brand so badly that nobody wants to do anything with it.

>>149098025

Except re-release older games. And greenlight a live action movie that may or may not star John Cena.

10 bucks says it'll be a extended play of that retarded war from Devil May Redeem and the alien invasions were actually engineered by a human who is the actual big bad.

>>149097787
t. sub 80 IQ

>>149098127
130 range, actually. But I'm being serious about YoungHoon Kim. Guinness book of records stopped doing IQ ages ago, so the only places that seem to back up his claim are sensationalist articles that cite Kim and the Giga Society, which is run by Kim and 8 other guys, who also have pretty spotty claims to their own various above-160 IQ scores. The "world Memory Championships" which claims to have verified his 276 IQ does not have any methodology that would allow them to honestly say how high someone's IQ is... and you're gonna shit your pants when you find out that Kim and his associates also run the World Memory Championships and it's associated organizations.

It's a big scam, my brainlet friend.

>>149090378 (OP)
Alright. It's time guys. Who is getting blackwashed?
How many lgbtbbqbraaaap+ characters will be in the series?
We need to start making official polls when Netflix makes these announcements.

>>149090378 (OP)
>Okay how we make this be about the USA invasion in the middle east and the situation of those poor refugees aka muh childhood o algo
t.Adi probably

>>149090413
>Castlevania had its moments.
Literally one episode

>>149091468
>>149096993
>parody
You keep saying this, but it comes off as more of a celebration.

>>149098252
Elon unironically looks better as a black guy.

>>149098466
We can’t help it you’re dumb to recognise it

>>149098466

Of course its a parody. The series is nothing but references and parodies of modern popular culture, updated for each game.

>>149098377
>one big inspiration for Duke was They Live, a movie about aliens who control media and economy right under everyone (else)'s noses
Hmmmmm

>>149098466
>>149098499
>>149098502
It's both a parody and a celebration. The series originally started as a pretty straight forward action hero style game, and only got the more comedic tone with with Duke Nukem 3D where the developers tried to make him as extremely badass as they could, to the point of comedy, because they were trying to compete with Doom.
It's less "Look at how stupid action heroes are", and more "Look at how cool our action hero is, we go all the way to 11."

>DUH DUH DUH. DUH DUH DUH.
>YA KNOW I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT.
>DUH DUH DUH. DUH DUH DUH.
>AMERICA DESRIVED 9/11.
>DUH DUH DUH. DUH DUH DUH.
>LET'S ROCK

>>149098482
He really does, doesn't he? Somebody do him up as Chinese. In fact every race should have their very own Elon Musk. Even fantasy ones like elves and kobolds.

>>149098771
based duke

>>149098771
>DUH DUH DUH. DUH DUH DUH.
>BLOW IT IN MY ASS.
>DUH DUH DUH. DUH DUH DUH.

>>149090378 (OP)
I prefer Redneck Rampage.

>>149098802
>Somebody do him up as Chinese.
Closest I can do is Cambodian.

>>149098466
The word you're looking for is "pastiche" or "homage" because Duke Nukem doesn't want you to think Duke is stupid or contemptible. No point in any of his games or comics is supposed to make you go
>haha yeah all that media and pop culture is so fucking dumb and terrible and I am smart and cool for recognizing that Duke Nukem also thinks these things are stupid and awful!

It's supposed to be fun and ridiculous and a little campy, like all the things that inspired it. Only people that hate fun see this mashup of all these 80s action heroes shooting aliens in their face with big guns and think it's meant to mock and belittle those movies.

>>149098827

Dear Lord, why?

>>149098771
>DUH DUH DUH. DUH DUH DUH.
>THE PIG COP IS BOTH AN ALIEN AND A COP.
>DUH DUH DUH. DUH DUH DUH.
>...I'M STAYING OUT OF THAT ONE.
>DUH DUH DUH. DUH DUH DUH.
LET'S ROCK.

>>149090378 (OP)

>DUH DUH DUH. DUH DUH DUH.
>You can keep your damn aliens. I've got work in the morning.

Blow it out my ass

>>149098834
Holy crap it's almost 1:1.

>>149090413
Castlevania unironically somehow got worse when Shankar and Ellis weren't as involved, Nocturne is unwatchable dogshit because the Deats brothers suck at their jobs
Though that still doesn't explain how the fuck DMC turned out so horrible

>>149091269
I'm surprised Netflix even keeps him around still given none of his shows seem to go anywhere and lose the company a ton of money
>inb4 rich daddy money
I'm aware, but you'd think any company would realize there's diminishing returns on this shit at this point

>>149091522
Gianni is a fucking faggot I'm glad his voice acting """""career""""" went nowhere
Dude lost his mind when people found out he did voice acting for furry porn and none of his simping for trannies helped him

>>149099317

That bit about Duke and real aliens is pretty funny though.

But thats it.

>>149094787
>He was actually upset when DMC5 was announced because he had just bought the series rights to it. He wanted to be the big hero of the DMC fandom.
His shitty anime would've killed the series faster than DmC almost did

>>149094787
The rumors about Adi just being a retarded hype man who doesn't actually do any work are sounding more and more true. The guy is only a "fan" of DMC because he thought it matched his faggy edgelord style that he's been trying and failing to pull off for decades. He thought he had total creative control over the DMC franchise, despite only getting partial animation rights. He acted as if he was given a blank check to decide the future of an game franchise he barely understood, and was seething that he didn't get to claim ownership of the entire thing to make it his own... And he wasn't even going to work on it! He doesn't write the scripts or develop the shows in any real way! He shows up and stamps his name on shit and then goes on a press tour telling everyone about how much he loved working on this thing he didn't do any fucking work on because he was too busy running around finding stupid girls who will sleep with him because he says he's a big shot producer.

Doom lost

>Make DMC anime
>Mash 1 and 3 together into a shitty mash up.
>Mary.
>Use DMC5 character themes.
>Use Devil Trigger, Nero's Theme, for Dante using Devil Trigger, instead of Devils Never Cry or even Subhuman.
>Drop shitty Bury The Light cover. Twice.
I'll be very impressed if Nero doesn't show up. Show will still be shit, but I be impressed.

>>149099317
Admittedly I did like him as Gabriel from Ultrakill but that's about it. He's pretty much a one-hit wonder voice actor.

>>149090534
What the fuck is safe edgy?
And did Duke ever call women sluts? He respects women genuinely, even in a very "OH HOT MAMA" sorta way. Do you want Duke to call everyone faggots?

>>149099024
"Blow my ass."
-Cock Shockem

>>149099944

>And did Duke ever call women sluts?

Nope. He's never been shown as sexist, and even called a game where you hit women "crap".

>>149090378 (OP)
At least it wasn't Shadow Warrior or Blood

>>149100125
Blood was too based to be ever touched again.

>>149099448
Honestly, how could this guy ruin I Hate Fairyland if for some reason he ge(r)ts his hands on an adaptation?
>inb4 someone says that Skottie already ruined IHF

>>149100163
Who even owns Blood now?

>>149100199

Atari. They refuse to do anything with it, and it took years of begging from NightDive Studios just to get the recent remaster.

>>149100199
Atari. But they don't really do anything with the franchise aside from a janky ass remaster from Nightdive.

>>149100252
>janky
They patched it, its better now.

Instead of doing a Duke show he should do a Build Engine TV Show with Duke, the guy from Blood and the guy from Shadow Warrior all led by William Shatner from the Tek War game

>>149100217
>>149100252
Does Atari do anything with its properties besides let Nightdive do Remasters of things?

>>149100301

Not really. They've been remaking some 2600 games lately, but thats about it.

>>149090432
Doug Huggem exists.

>>149090434
We're getting a Duke cartoon. We're allowed to discuss hypotheticals.

>>149096999
Postal 4 was Postal 2 without the edgy humor.

>>149100296
If released today, Lo Wang and Caleb wouldn't be allowed to exist in their original 90s state.

>>149097810
For example, a character like Catman from The Fairly OddParents or Nite Owl from Watchmen is a parody of Batman-esque figures, either as a direct comedic copy or as a deconstruction.
A character like Nobody from TMNT (at least in the 2003 version) or Knight Watchman or some versions of Nighthawk, however, is clearly modeled after Batman but I wouldn’t call them parodies. They’re obviously inspired by him, but they’re not trying to say anything beyond the fact that the writers wanted to write Batman but didn’t have access to him.
It’s not a parody when you just do something the exact same way someone else did it, you’re just doing it.

>>149097810
Yes but a parody implies that it's in some way breaking down something about the character or twist one of their traits.
For example, a character like Catman from The Fairly OddParents or Nite Owl from Watchmen is a parody of Batman-esque figures, either as a direct comedic copy or as a deconstruction. A character like Nobody from TMNT (at least in the 2003 version) or Knight Watchman or some versions of Nighthawk, however, is clearly modeled after Batman but I wouldn’t call them parodies. They’re obviously inspired by him, but they’re not trying to say anything beyond the fact that the writers wanted to write Batman but didn’t have access to him.
It’s not a parody when you just do something the exact same way someone else did it, you’re just doing it.

>>149094841
There was already the Movie.

>>149100716

Whats wrong with Caleb?

Judging by the thread you fags are already set on your woke retiling bullshit.
Never change /co/mblr.

>>149101203
He likes white women and apparently some people think that's "problematic" or something.

>>149101281

Thats a stretch, Anon. Besides, one of his best friends had a sex change and he was fine with it.

>>149090936
Chinese food makes me sick

>>149101296
>one of his best friends had a sex change and he was fine with it.
Gabriel trooned out before the woke left made it cool and hip.

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSTEEEEEEEEELLLLL!

>>149101735
Who is this?!?!

>>149090434
blow it out your ass.

>Adi Shankar
muh demons good
muh humans good

>>149099696
I wouldn't say Grimm won just because he's alive, nigga's still stuck in a wheelchair.

>>149090378 (OP)
>I'm here to kick ass and respect the rights of strong, independent women.
>And I'm all out of asses.

>>149099246
>Castlevania unironically somehow got worse when Shankar and Ellis weren't as involved,
Amazon hired 2 nobodies to make their Lord of the Rings show. These retards failing upward aren't being hired for their merit. Unsurprisingly, slop making isn't a unique skill.
>Nocturne is unwatchable dogshit because the Deats brothers suck at their jobs
Is it really because it is worse or is it because they got rid of the main antagonist and made it about the French Revolution?

>>149090637
We know. You have shit taste.

>>149090742
>Sir Castlevania had one decent season
I hope that you mean the first 4 episodes; because while it is still a bad adaptation, it was the last time it had a decently written script.

DNF 2001 is good

>>149093118
Toyetic Saturday Morning cartoon