Thread 149132192 - /co/ [Archived: 812 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:54:36 AM No.149132192
melody
melody
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>NOOO I HATE BEING A RICH PRINCESS AND HAVING FEET I WANNA LIVE IN THE OCEAN AND TALK TO CRABS

what the fuck was her problem actually
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:56:28 AM No.149132210
>having superpowers is BAD
Just listen to yourself
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:59:43 AM No.149132241
>>149132210
Living in the ocean isn’t a super power. Also anyone can talk to crabs stupid you need to understand them for it to be a power and even then that’s a shitty one I mean can you even control them or just talk to them?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:04:54 AM No.149132309
>>149132192 (OP)
why is she so flat?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:06:45 AM No.149132332
>>149132192 (OP)
You could explore the entire Marianas Trench as a Little Mermaid Mermaid/Merman when humans with modern submarines still can’t go down that far so yeah living in the ocean IS a good thing for Melody.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:08:52 AM No.149132361
>>149132241
Besides, fish have a three minute memory. They'd just keep repeating themselves. Worst conversationalists ever.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:09:52 AM No.149132375
>>149132192 (OP)
why is having a call to adventure bad?
and why is the "be happy with the status quo?" always the argument?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:10:18 AM No.149132382
>>149132309
Because she’s 12
>inb4 out of 10
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:10:24 AM No.149132386
>>149132192 (OP)
>what the fuck was her problem actually
Several problems happening all at once
-mermaid heritage instinctively calling her to the sea
-dumb parents cut off sea access and shut down inquiry
-at the cusp of puberty and first introduction to real responsibility, meaning her royal duties stop being child's play and start to have meaning
-Ariel's/Triton's stupidity being genetic (as Ariel goes down a similar to path to Triton in handling her daughter)
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:31:41 AM No.149132641
>>149132192 (OP)
You know, people always say Melody looks weird because she’s like an exact 50/50 blend of Ariel and Eric but I think it might also have something to do with the fact black haired white girl protagonists are incredibly rare in animation. Snow White is literally the only other one I can think of off the top of my head.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:32:51 AM No.149132661
>>149132641
betty boop?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:34:20 AM No.149132677
>>149132641
>black haired white girl protagonists are incredibly rare in animation
is it?
pale skin, raven hair has always felt like one of those beauty standards that are ancient
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:37:25 AM No.149132731
>>149132677
I don’t mean in general, I mean as the design of the main character, the face of the film or show. And goths are a bit different, they’re a particular style, the fact Melody isn’t a goth just makes her more unusual.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:37:59 AM No.149132735
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>>149132641
>You know, people always say Melody looks weird because she’s like an exact 50/50 blend of Ariel and Eric but I think it might also have something to do with the fact black haired white girl protagonists are incredibly rare in animation. Snow White is literally the only other one I can think of off the top of my head.
Nigga what?
Also any Mediterranean coded character is going to have black hair.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:39:51 AM No.149132756
spinelli
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>>149132731
Mythbusted. Move on dork.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:45:46 AM No.149132810
>>149132192 (OP)
She didn't like being a rich princess with feet and wanted to live in the ocean and talk to crabs. You said it yourself. You ADD or something?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:00:20 AM No.149132969
>>149132756
That character is supposed to be white? I’ve never seen the show but I presumed from those eyes she was supposed to be asian.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:05:06 AM No.149133023
>>149132192 (OP)
>I WANNA LIVE IN THE OCEAN AND TALK TO CRABS
That sounds awesome though, what are you talking about? Did you see the "Under the Sea" sequence in the first movie? The fish can literally play instruments.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:05:10 AM No.149133025
>>149132735
Why is this a gif?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:08:05 AM No.149133057
>>149132241
>Living in the ocean isn’t a super power.
It kind of is if you consider that 71% of the earth's surface is covered in water, and most of it is contiguous. It's in objective terms an increase in your freedom of movement.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:10:42 AM No.149133089
>>149132969
She's Italian.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:11:16 AM No.149133100
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>>149133057
contiguous? water?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:15:14 AM No.149133137
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>>149132969
We see her parents. She's White.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:15:15 AM No.149133138
lady and the tramp puppies
lady and the tramp puppies
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>>149132641
>You know, people always say Melody looks weird because she’s like an exact 50/50 blend of Ariel and Eric
I never really clocked that as "weird". Some people don't heavily favor one parent or the other, I don't. It's honestly stranger to see all the animated examples of characters who are 1:1 copies of one parent or the other but smaller, which is rarer. Maybe that's the reason seeing a character who actually looks like a product of both parents feels unfamiliar and uncanny.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:19:05 AM No.149133182
>>149133100
I mean to say that all the world's oceans are in fact one continuous body. The edges as we've defined them are not as real as the edges of continents. You could swim from Venice, to San Francisco, to Antarctica without ever having to cross land.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:19:11 AM No.149133184
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>>149133025
Because wife says so!
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:34:22 AM No.149133333
>>149132382
She’s pretty ugly though
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:38:39 AM No.149133371
>>149133182
Nobody said you could breathe under water, you can live in a sealant or a sub and congrats you’re living in the ocean.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:39:45 AM No.149133387
>>149133371
but we know she do though. we literally know she do nigga that's part of being a mermaid
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:45:23 AM No.149133424
>>149133371
Well that's got not much to do with the movie though. We're talking about the pros and cons of becoming a merperson.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:57:13 AM No.149133539
>>149132192 (OP)
>what the fuck was her problem actually
being a retarded child
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:58:46 AM No.149133561
>>149132192 (OP)
De seaweed is always greena in somebody else's lake
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:43:07 AM No.149133989
>>149132386
Petty much this, no one fucking told her that Ursula's crazy sister was gunning for her and nearly killed her when she was a baby. It was just dumb and only done for the sake of "le drama".
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:19:04 AM No.149134705
>>149132192 (OP)
belly
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:20:19 AM No.149134715
1. women don't know what they want
2. women want what they can't/don't have
3. who cares what women want?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:57:22 AM No.149134855
>>149134715
>3. who cares what women want?
men
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:22:18 AM No.149134936
>>149132192 (OP)
All girls want to be either princesses or mermaids, it stands to reason if you were born into one you'd want the other.

Also, she just needed a good spanking.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:33:14 AM No.149134972
>>149134855
...and only because society has moved away from slave harems.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:36:25 AM No.149134984
>>149132641
She looks like a genderbent, loli Prince Eric. Thats what throws people off about the design, its just very lazy.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:37:41 AM No.149134986
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>>149132192 (OP)
To parallel Ariel's motivation in the first movie? Duh?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:21:53 AM No.149135132
any pics of Ariel giving birth to her?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:25:59 AM No.149135147
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>>149135132

No you sick fuck

I do have this though
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:33:17 AM No.149135174
>>149132661
Jews aren't white.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:37:48 AM No.149135190
>>149132192 (OP)
I'd live in the ocean instead of here if it meant I didn't have to be around wokies and men who think they're women. I'm guessing the mermaid kingdog is probably a warring kingdom, so people wouldn't have the time or energy to worry about social issues.

>>149133333
she literally just has arial's face with eric's hair. it just looks weird on a little kid.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:40:49 AM No.149135208
>>149133138
I never saw the sequel but let me guess, the male puppies were all mutts and the female ones were all spaniels.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:41:42 AM No.149135212
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>>149135190
>I'd live in the ocean instead of here if it meant I didn't have to be around wokies and men who think they're women.

Instead you'd amphibians thinking that they're terrestrial
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:48:08 AM No.149135235
>>149135212
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LIVE IN THE WATER BUT BE ABLE TO WALK ON LAND!!!!!
Trump won.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:16:03 PM No.149135384
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>>149133333
While convention dictates I must check even those wasted quints, Melody is perfectly lovely.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:18:41 PM No.149135678
>>149132192 (OP)
Because plenty of Gisnep straight to video sequels had bad writing.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:35:46 PM No.149136010
>>149134936
>Also, she just needed a good spanking.
Another reason she wanted to trade in her lower body was to safeguard against exactly that. She was sick of getting spanked whenever she tried going for a dip in the sea, and figured you can't really spank a fishtail.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:20:08 PM No.149136259
>>149132641
She looks weird because she looks weird. Her hairline is bizarre, and she has thick masculine eyebrows. If you cover the op pic right under her nose, leaving just the top half of her face visible she kinda looks like a boy. She's built like an 8 year old, except her ass is weirdly fat, and she has adult woman's head with fat pink lips.

Isabella from P&F has black hair and head shaped like a bowl, but I don't find her design nearly as disturbing as this kid's.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:21:25 PM No.149136270
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>>149132192 (OP)
>rich princess feet
I-Is this board always like this I hope it is
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:24:42 PM No.149136292
>>149132192 (OP)
Seaaboo. A weeaboo for the sea.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:38:51 PM No.149136401
>>149136270
it is
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:44:10 PM No.149136440
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>>149132361
That’s actually common misconception. Fish can remember shit for months or even years. Hell, we’ve even seen them use tools Well that’s bit under debate desu, it’s mostly been watching fish bash shelled creatures against rocks which technically doesn’t match the definition of tool use, which is "wielding one object to manipulate another" but fish don’t really have hands so they can’t exactly pick multiple things up or preform fine manipulation, and bashing the rock against the food, would probably just result in other fish stealing fragments before it gets them so yeah They’re a lot smarter than you think
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:49:11 PM No.149136485
>>149136270
Don't use Snufkin for such evil purpose
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:50:30 PM No.149136497
>>149133137
Did you miss the episode where they are revealed to be secret agents with fake accents?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:05:59 PM No.149137143
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If you had a chance to become a mermaid, wouldn't you take it?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:07:06 PM No.149137153
>>149134855
that was a rhetorical question, esl
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:07:07 PM No.149137154
>>149137143
*merman, and maybe, am I khal Drogo or 'color of water' tier?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:08:11 PM No.149137163
>>149132192 (OP)
>anons start lining up to give her crabs
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:19:34 PM No.149137259
>>149132192 (OP)
>no, i dont wanna post feet
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:39:00 PM No.149137441
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>>149137154
You could be Superman if you wanted
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:14:00 PM No.149137792
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>>149137143
No? Living in the ocean would suck. There’s a fuckton of garbage there.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:34:38 PM No.149138556
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>Mermaid cunny
>Mermaid cunny
>Anon it's better
>Down where it's wetter
>Take it from me
>Up with the hags they simp all day
>And for the MILFs they slave away
>While we devoting
>Full time to poking
>Mermaid cunny