Who's your favorite daughter (or son) of Peter Parker from the multiverse and why?
Annie, mostly for the story potential she offers as she only knows how to be a superhero.
>>149193372this look was better than her adult suit and I stand by it
>>149193387She should have never been aged up. Everything interesting about her comes from being a kid while as an adult she's just bootleg Mayday.
>>149193441considering how connected he gets after becoming agent venom, how come he never got something like cybernetics?
>>149193508>Everything interesting about her comes from being a kidNot quite that, it's both of her parents looking for her too, that's what was unique about her predicament before the timeskip.
They also should've used Stanley as her shota goblin LI, not the age-confused Normie who should be at least 10 years older, given that Mayday also existed there.
>>149193508>bootleg Maydayit's even worse, with all the Patternmaker bullshit from Spider-Verse
>>149193627Were there two children of Harry Osborne in that universe? legitimately asking,
>>149193713We still don't know how OMD/BND is connected Harry Osborn's (Lyman's?) return, and it's not that Spencer didn't try lmao
Regardless, they shouldn't have made Normie elementary schooler when a much younger Osborn heir already exists.
>>149193558this is actually cool, Miles is like the intermediate step between Peter's generation and the next generation with Mayday, Annie, etc. so it'd be cool to see him as a sort of mentor figure to them
>>149193627RYV timeline is all messed up, since the clone saga happened there but Norman was nowhere to be seen. You'd think good old Norman wouldn't waste the chance to horribly maim Annie.
>>149193852Whatโs actually interesting about this Miles concept is it plays off of his greatest weakness. As much as Miles says he likes to do his own thing, Miles is actually DESPERATE for validation from other people. He always looks to others for guidance and seeks out groups to join because he hates being alone.
So this comic would be interesting because Miles would have to slowly get over his desperate need for Mayday to like him and see him as cool
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>>149193198 (OP)The one and only!
>>149193852>>149194511Absolute morons. You disgust me.
>>149194664>can't fathom people having an actual discussion instead of devolving into the gazillionth /co/ rant session about Mileskys trannyfaggot
>>149194752Your discussion is worthless and your ideas are shit. Keep your brainrot to yourself and go commit suicide.
>>149193603>Paul canonically wants to rape childrenAmazing. Dylan better be careful, he is not safe around this Polish pedophile, Paul.
>>149193603>>149195052Back into the corner with ya!
>>149194781You sound like third worlder, don't you have cows to worship or are you on break at your local sweatshop?
>>149195060>>149195099Ignore the Paulposter. He openly enjoys every reply he gets.
>>149195052>>149195099Paul's vegan penis can't get up, he has never had sex with MJ. He can't compared to Dylan's virility.
>>149195138A shameful Polish pedophile!
>>149195117>Y-YOU'RE A THIRD WORLDER!!!That's all you've got? Is THIS the kind of brilliant discussion that I just can't fathom? You're only going to make this thread worse if you insist on petty arguing, so take my advice and shut the fuck up.
can you guys not do this shit for one thread
>>149195169Paul will never rape Dylan let alone VenoMJ
>>149195138And yet some people can't help replying anyway. Curious, that.
>>149195180Once the mods get their shit together and permaban Paulfag.
>>149195224Only if enough people actually report his ass.
>>149195265The funny thing is, I haven't been banned for doing this once yet, so clearly, the mods are okay with it. Which means Paulin' Time never ends, baybee!
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>>149195344Fine, we get the memo; No more Spider-Threads. Ever.
>>149195307I can't tell if she's supposed to be black or latina. I know Clint is her dad, but Spider-Bitch makes it hard to tell.
How would you fix Annie's character?
>>149195422Theyโre just mad Paul wonโt get to rape some respect into Dylan.
>>149195307Was it ever explained who her mom is? Or how Peter died? I haven't read OML in a while.
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>>149193198 (OP)Richard/Benjy. Spider-Man needs a son to spread his seed just like his old man.
>>149195455Miles impregnates her
>>149193198 (OP)Genuinely surprised thereโs never been a multiverse kid with Felicia as the mom
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Gwen.
>>149196343that's weird as hell considering there's one with emma of all people
then again there's that bullshit about her liking spider-man and not peter and all the muh commitment nonsense
Nick Lowe's kids aren't even his. His ex wife cheated on him.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Rio Morales.
>>149195439This looks like the bitch who raped Nightwing. Tarantula?
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Carlie Cooper.
>>149196457No it's Peter's granddaughter from the Old Man Logan universe.
>>149196473Well sheโs caliente
>>149196541Actually pretty good art wtf
>>149196473Peter fucked a latina in old Man Logan?
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Felicia Hardy.
>>149195455>How would you fix Annie's character?What problem would I need to fix besides when they aged her up unnecessarily?
>>149197529Paul isn't her father
>>149197860>>149195344>>149195222>>149193603>>149193603>>149195153 Okay I got to ask a legitimate question. Is this just throwing all the people who actually like Paul in the comic books and don't see him as an asshole as a plot device to destroy Peter's life while he was in a coma or recover or don't have a problem with the fact that guy basically destroyed his planet Earth and should be in Hell instead of being happily married?
>>149193198 (OP)Who is black hair?
>>149197907He said himself that all he wants is to piss people off. That's it.
>>149197950 Are you talking about Paul the guy who created Paul or somebody on the comic book board?
>>149197963Yes. To all three.
>>149197940Pretty sure thatโs April. Clone turned sister.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Shay Marken.
>>149193198 (OP)Peni Parker, final answer!
Mayday is the only correct answer. Her mentors are her father and Phil, plus Darkdevil baiting her into becoming a better hero. Modernshit needs to stay the fuck out
>>149195439she's the sexiest Spider character ever and I'm always mad there isn't enough fanart or porn comics of her. half-Latina Spider-Woman who isn't afraid to flaunt her assets is the best combination
>>149196376Emma...Frost?
>>149196523>>149196541there's a Tracy Scops comic on this
>>149193198 (OP)>>149193508 >>149195108Just another sow for Paul's monster dick.
>>149202202>Paul.See you soon.
>>149202196Yeah but she isn't a loli in that one.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Betty Brant.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Jessica Drew.
>>149201443April mogs her though. Man I miss spectacular spider-girl is was a fun read with the tombstone and black tarantula stuff. Even the fake Gwen story was kinda alright
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Michele Gonzales.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Paul impregnate MJ.
>>149202202>>149203625What part of "Paul is canonically a eunuch" do you not understand?
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Julia Carpenter.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Anya Corazon.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Michelle Jones.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Debra Whitman.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate 1610 Jessica Drew.
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Richard and May should kiss.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister son/daughter by having Peter impregnate Annie
>>149202202Dan someday I will personally have you raped to death by a pack of niggers
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister son/daughter by having Peter impregnate Aunt May
>>149202202Oh this is nothing now she into Normqan
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>>149202202Let's be honest here lads MJ was always a slut proof here.
>>149204790>>aiMuch better fanart enjoy.
why bother making Spider-Man threads at this point. It's the same annoying shit every time
>>149204764kek this just looks like evil Capt Stacy and Gwen
ASM and Venom spoilers please
>>149205211Because some actually care.
It's just that a few very LOUD spergs want us to babysit them and coddle their debilitating autism.
>>149195099I like how he's not just sitting in the chair, he IS the chair.
>>149205211you learn to ignore the loveless faggots shitting up the threads and just have honest discussions with other sane people. it gets worse when people start actively engaging with the retards or just mention them in any way, folks need to understand the best option is to just ignore their existence. the jannies are worthless cunts anyway
The truth that no one wants to come out and say is that Spiderman is the ultimate loser fantasy, the story of a stuck up and angry nerd who deserved to get bullied instead getting power he never earned and subsequently women and fame. It's why you have spider fans trying to hook him up with every big titted female in Marvel. You can tell also his "bad luck" has always usually been very carefully crafted to never mean anything or have long term impacts just so his loser fans can self insert harder.
None of this is new or groundbreaking stuff, you've heard it before, it's LITERALLY how you guys have always been perceived by everyone else, from the moment he was created.
All this to say that Paul legitimately did breathe fresh air into the franchise by actually giving Spidernigs a sharp kick in the head instead of ABLOOBLOO PETER HAS TO FUCK DAN SLOTT'S DAUGHTER HOW TERRIBLE. Paul is actually representing the first real and serious time Peter fags can't have everything they want. It's just that simple.
>>149205962peter was never bullied in mainline nor was he particularly angry or angsty. the bullying was something they pushed in AU retellings that stuck to him
>>149205962What's your favorite daughter (or son) of Peter Parker.
>>149206038not to defend the Paulfaggot but he was pretty angsty during the 60s and 70s, especially the Ditko era. og Peter had a temper and wasn't immune to getting cranky.
>>149206208eh, yeah I'll give you that. i haven't read the early stuff in about a decade but i do remember him getting cranky a lot because of people trying to force him to do shit he didn't want to do. peter just wanted to run home and go to work either as spider-man or photographer.
>>149205962You are fucking insane and completely detached from reality.
Also kys, Spider-Man rocks. You're just a pretentious whiny faggot.
>>149205271It's too early anon leaks/hints should be on monday since that's when the early reviews in.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Liz Allen.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate the lamer Michelle.
>>149195029What's the Polish form of the name Paul?
>>149205962>t. virgin faggot that felt cucked when he saw porn of spider-man fucking his marvel waifu several years ago and has held a grudge against the fictional children's character ever sinceSad!
as much as I hate Paul and don't agree with that faggot above that posted a text wall, it IS undisputable truth that Spideyposters online (and especially on this board) are mostly a bunch of losers who self-insert as Peter and love fantasizing about his "Spider-harem" or other similarly retarded shit. it's especially obvious when you look at Marvel Rivals discussions and see faggots shipping Spidey with Emma or Psylocke or Squirrel Girl or literally any other attractive woman from that game, it's all self-inserting degenerates who can't get women IRL
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>>149206986From what I've seen online a lot of the shipping stuff is from women and guys typically don't care and run with whatever
Emma at least makes some sense though
>>149207132>guys typically don't carelol, lmao even
>>149207132>lot of the shipping stuff is from women and guys typically don't careabsolutely not lmao, have you not seen the Spider-Harem faggots?
>>149207132Women are not the ones makes these.
>>149207246>have you not seen the Spider-Harem faggots?Not really. I haven't been on /co/ in years and back then there used to be tons of SpideyxBest Girl threads(honestly a bit odd to me that people now hate that considering the current state of his comics).
Only came back because of Rivals making me get caught up on comics and Spider-Man gave me mental damage but thankfully other characters I liked didn't get anywhere near as bad(outside of Starship Hulk).
>>149207320I meant in the sense that women do the actual shipping with an interest in the characters, chemistry and history while guys throw him at everything like a dartboard for fap fodder.
>>149207632>I haven't been on /co/ in yearsthat's the issue, it's not just /co/ they're fucking everywhere from Twitter/X to Reddit to even goddamn Instagram
>>149207632>while guys throw him at everything like a dartboard for fap fodderAnd look where that's gotten him.
>>149196376>that's weird as hell considering there's one with emma of all peopleWhat?
>>149207721Cry me a river.
>>149208153This has nothing to do with harem faggotry at all. You're as delusional as these harem-obsessed fucks that you claim to hate so much.
>>149193198 (OP)tbqh nobody cares about that wh0re or her shitty spawns
>>149203228>>149203958>>149206615Funny how he's had 3 different love interests named Michelle and they've gotten progressively worse each time.
>>149209011my post about Michelle Jones is technically the MCU one, and she was good in NWH
>>149209049Yeah I like Michele and Michelle, but I don't like Michelle.
>>149193558>>149193852>>149194511>>149194752>>149195117>>149195178Are you niggers stupid? She should be way older than him due to the sliding timeline. I did the math awhile ago and assuming characters age in real time after their debuts (they don't), Miles would only be one year older. Mayday was born in 1997, dipshits. The only reason people want Miles to be the older authority figure is because they want to self insert as a dominant black man even when it defies all logic of what the characters are.
>>149194664>>149194781>>149195117Based
>>149195455By giving her a younger brother/sister by having Peter impregnate MJ.
>>149195455By having her kill Paul.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Norah Winters.
>>149208906GO back to poland, this thread has 139 posts, so clearly someone cares.
>>149193198 (OP)Oh hey i commissioned this piece! Maydays by far the best as a character. April's a fun concept tho i wish we had more of her with mj and peter. Annie i like but i feel she became mayday lite really fast. Benjy is a cute baby.
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>>149210804I don't know why but I was reminded of this
>>149210851Its just 3 bio kids, and a half symbiote clone, come on
>>149210804What is Peter doing with Miles' wives and adopted son?
>>149208906>>149209623That's nice. I'll just just leave this picture of the REAL CANONICAL MJ and her family right here.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Silvija Sablinova.
>>149195455By having her kill Miles too.
>>149210904>Hahahaha so fuckin' funny, bro.Kill yourself.
>>149210957what happens to Miles 1
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>>149210935Actually, this is MJ REAL CANONICAL family.
>>149195455nigga didn't get a single serious answer lmao
>>149193603Will Spider-Threads ever be normal again?
>>149211914They have multiple times.
>>149194781>you can't have a discussion because... you just can't, okay?! kys reeeee
>>149208876>haremfag is triggeredlmao pathetic self-inserter
>>149206986Are you the same defeatist faggot who said there wws no point in writer outsourcing as long as Tom Brevoort is still in charge of Exec Editorial of Marvel?
>>149209623They don't want you to know this but Owen and Romy are actually PeterMJ kids too if you're delusional enough.
>>149213401no idea who that is, I'm just tired of the "Peter should date everyone" mindset that a lot of these "Spider-harem" retards have, including the Marvel editorial which is why Peter hasn't had a single compelling relationship since OMD ended his marriage with MJ
>>149213373>MILES MUST BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION/DISCUSSION IN EVERY SPIDER-MAN THREAD. EVEN IF HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SUBJECT MATTER.Make that make sense, you piece of fucking shit.
>>149213380Hate to break it you, snowflake. But your constant whining about "haremfags" and "self-inserters" annoys everybody. Not just the imaginary enemy of yours.
>>149213442>since OMD ended his marriage with MJYou're the defeatist faggot I'm talking about 616fag.
>>149213527>/co/ loves to insert Miles in everything and whine about him all day but suddenly talking about him like a sane person is frowned uponmake it make sense, you insufferable mutt
>outs himself as a haremfag and calls me a snowflakepathetic pathetic pathetic, every new message of yours is another descent into degeneracy. so desperate to seek the attention and approval of other faggots online, ywnbaw
>>149213551genuinely no idea what that is lmao
>>149213527I've seen you spaz out more about my comment over "Spider-harem" fantasizers than this supposed "everybody" who's annoyed at my "imaginary enemy"
>>149213585>genuinely no idea what that is lmaoNever post outside of your containment board ever again paulschizo.
>>149213571I don't ever bring Miles up and I'm not a "haremfag" at all. You're so desperate to pick a fight. Go end your life and stop wasting my time.
>>149213585Exactly. Now you know how annoying you are to everybody else, faggot.
>>149213597I assure you I'm not that schizo, I literally started my original post with "I don't like Paul and the faggot that posts him"
>>149213621>I'm crashing out REEEEEEE and this is YOUR fault be-because... it just is okay?!!?!
could all you motherfuckers just shut the fuck up and post about Mayday or something? stay on topic goddammit schizos
>>149213635You're just mad that no bitch would ever want to be part of your harem. It's too bad all that virginal rage of yours has to come back to me.
>>149213624Which persona of yours that says this paulschizo?
>>149213657I can't convince you anymore that I'm not him if you're not willing to listen, only that this isnn't the Paulschizo's posting hours and he would be shitting up the thread with his claim about how ragebait makes him happy if he was around
>>149213654cool, I accept your concession then. keep fantasizing about your harem bro I'm sure that'll get you laid
>>149213651Far too late for that. Until the schzos finally get burnt out once and for all her ITT, it will never stop.
>>149213671REEEEEE YOU JUST CONCEDED I WIN!!
It was a joke, you fucking retard. Jesus, go back to bitching about harems. You don't have the slightest edge when it comes to banter.
>>149213635I think they want him to mate with his female supporting cast
>>149213677then it's up to me to post her and unfuck this cesspool
>>149213571>but suddenly talking about him like a sane person is frowned uponMiles is a total wildcard on /co/. Of course nobody would want him getting brought up in any capacity for this exact fucking reason. If you're so sane, maybe you should actually defend these ideas of yours instead of sinking lower and lower.
>>149213736Not possible. This is the way the people want things to be, apparently. Every thread has been dedicated to babysitting the same 7 retarded NEETS for years and it hasn't changed.
>>149213750first of all I wasn't the one who posted the Miles fanart and second, I did defend these ideas. except in the animated movies, Miles nowadays is often in the ballpark of 10-15 years younger than Peter, which is too soon for Mayday. so I DO like the concept of Peter being a mentor for Miles, maybe even Ben if he's still around, and then once Peter (and Ben) have retired and Mayday has grown up, Miles could be the mentor to her since he's younger than the dads and closer to his prime. it's a passing of the mantle thing, Peter to Mayday is the generation shift and Miles is just an intermediate step, same thing with someone like, say, Anya Corazon who would also be in this ballpark.
but if it's really shitting up the thread then I'll just stop. can't be bothered dealing with schizos whining in every post so I'll just step back
>>149213833Ah, just forget about it. It doesn't matter.
>>149214226Fuck Mayday, I want to argue about Miles and Paul.
>>149213883Symbiote cunny ToT...
>>149214362>Fuck Maydaygladly
>>149215238wonderful contribution mate
>>149193198 (OP)ENTER the whore of babylon
I prefer the other Spider-daufhters thread we had. At least that one wasn't infested by the schizos.
>>149215684that was a good thread, I miss it
>>149215592That's not Felicia
>>149215592wrong picture mate, that's not Gwen Stacy
>>149215592That's not Emma Frost
>>149215592That's not Aunt May.
>>149215592That's not Peter.
>>149216251Why is he so short?
>>149210804I like Annie as more of a bratty younger kid sister with feelings of sibling rivalry. She doesnโt understand why she canโt be Spider-Girl when she got her powers first (sheโs around 12 whereas Mayday is 18).
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Bobbi Morse.
>>149216251200 posts and barely any real discussion on the topic at hand :(
>>149210804OP here, thank you for commissioning that piece! it's a really cute family portrait and I love how everyone looks in their best selves
Imagine actually naming your daughter Anime Parker
>>149210851>this is a black and olive tones household, son! Now go back inside and put on some proper clothes for our family photo!
>>149210804> she became mayday lite really fastReally? I always thought she was a foil for mayday most times she appeared. She was always more aggressive
>>149217703Itโs supposed to be them referencing Anna Watson along with May Parker, given theyโre the ones who set them up together.
>>149217703coming from Marijuana Watson, it runs in the family
>>149193198 (OP)>more cum buckets for Paulit ain't gonna suck itself
just ignore the Paulfags anons, responding to them will only make their boner harder
>>149218351The uncropped image says "SPIDER-GIRL: BANGING THE SELF INSERT GUY" because the faggot really didn't understand who Paul is, why he's hated, or why he was inserted into the story. I hope every porn artist gets raped by AI.
>>149219027who's the POV?
>>149193198 (OP)did mc2 pete have another daughter? i recognize mayday, the clone and ben, but whos the little redhead?
>>149193624i asked that question before, and someone mentioned the heat in the summer, which with silicone mouldings around the legs doesnt seem like much of an issue
>>149219538it's Anna-May from the Renew Your Vows comics, an AU where OMD didn't happen, one of the few good things Slott helped create with the original miniseries
>>149195455I think Peter should give her a younger half-brother/sister by having sexual intercourse with a woman he is familiar with.
>>149219593Itโs kind of funny because Slott seemed to intend it as an argument as to why the marriage was bad for Peter, but everyone felt that Peter was completely based during the mini and felt he was totally justified, and the Peter/MJ people loved it because Slott is incompetent enough to look pro-marriage by accident.
>>149204764they couldnt give him the fingerwaves? he looks like kletus doing a bad norman impression
>>149219593i know im overthinking it, but why?
>>149219688>i know im overthinking it, but why?Slott wanted to make the argument that Peter being married made him a worse superhero because heโd put his family first. But, because Slott is a hack, it really reads more that the only reason Peter saved the world now and didnโt end up dead or enslaved was because he put his family first back then.
>>149219674slott and bendis are two of the biggest idiots in comics. the fact that we lost peter david but these two walking teratomas not only exist but thrive despite poisoning everything they touch will never not make me seethe to the high fucking heavens. everytime i see modern wanda in some shit i have to stop myself from going on a rant, same with that garbage superior
>>149219710I still donโt get why Peter in Slottโs mini had PTSD nightmares about letting Venom burn to death. He wanted to kill a toddler for shits and giggles!
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>>149219558I'm confused as to the point that anon was trying to make. cybernetics isn't uncommon in Marvel.
>>149195493Nope, theyโve never gone into what Peter was doing during or after the fall. All we know is he had a child with a black woman and Clint fucked his daughter
>>149219674It's funny because RYV Peter is just a completely character compared to 616 Peter. The latter spared Norman even when he killed Gwen, while RYV Peter killed Eddie (with a symbiote design that looked extremely similar to Gargan's Venom) for simply threatening Annie.
>>149220776Mephisto should kill her
>>149221658>prophecy of his downfall is the birth of Maythey're going to make this a marvel event aren't they
>>149221658how the fuck does a demon commit suicide
>>149205271Peter impregnates his entire supporting cast
>>149222133they're not immortal or powerful.
>>149218585AI is God's gift to Humanity for us to punish artists with.
>>149218585>>149223942And how do we know AI will not be used to commit the very same sins as these artists, hm?
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Jill Stacey.
>>149219674if Iโm not wrong, Slott despite his shitty ideas was anti-OMD and RYV was his way of having them together without editors cancelling it outright since it wasnโt 616
>>149196376>considering there's one with emma of all peoplewhich oneโs that from?
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>>149193198 (OP)I realize that this is unconfirmed headcanon but I sincerely believe that Peni is a hapa and her dad is her world's Peter.
>>149225732https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148700527
>>149218351>>149193198 (OP)Paulchads can't stop winning
>>149225478I like treating Peni as Peter's daughter a lot.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Carol Danvers.
>>149215592this panel always gets me lmao
>>149227963The fact that it means the exact opposite of what the schizo thinks it does, but he's far too Polish/retarded to get that, is extremely funny to me.
>>149226817Paulchads can't stop WHINING
>>149224212AI aren't people. I don't hold AI to the same standards as people. I care far less when AI is stupid. AI can't pretend to care about something to make soulless cashgrab porn without a human using it to do that.
>>149218585>artistic faggots are ruining shit with their degenerate shit, that's why I support ai so even non-artistic faggots can make even more degenerate shit!
>>149219674Slott supports the marriage and RYV was his way of giving fans what they want by making it an AU, read
>>149228475That specific comic literally ends with Paul representing the gigachad while Dylan looks like the irresponsible soijak but go off
>>149229026I will. Paul built a machine that tortured his girlfriend to near death and left her on life support with an alien that gave her PTSD because Paul was too busy whining, screaming, and pissing himself on a machine he already new was broken.
His only job was to make sure she didnโt roll three skulls. Literally his only function. He couldnโt even manage that. Paul is irresponsible
>>149229195Youโd think that being a whiny little turd who killed the only person to ever give a fuck about him along with a billion other people would be a red flag but the Polish child molesters that make up his rabid fanbase cannot be deterred. They will declare a fatwa on Al Ewing and will not stop until Paul finally rapes Dylan Brock.
make a different Paul thread if you want, keep this shit out of here
>>149229221Iโm more inclined to blame the people fellating this wet fart of a character than the people telling them clearly why theyโre worthless and why everyone who told them they loved them was actually just faking it.
>>149229221>people telling them clearly why theyโre worthless and why everyone who told them they loved them was actually just faking itthis is half of every WW thread on this board, for being the so-called comics board the people here sure are retarded about comics characters
>>149229268>people telling them clearly why theyโre worthless and why everyone who told them they loved them was actually just faking itthis is half of every WW thread on this board, for being the so-called comics board the people here sure are retarded about comics characters
>>149229410Of course, nobody here on 4chan actually reads/watches/plays anything. Otherwise, they wouldn't fall for Culture War brainrot, at least so easily.
>>149229410Well, they donโt have a diaper wearing Polish child molester compulsively shitting the bed and screeching gibberish every sixty seconds
>>149222792but where the fuck would they go after suiciding
>>149229619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny4a-oxOndo
>>149229459correct, this is just a hellsite where 90% of people whine and the 10% who want honest discussions keep dwindling in numbers as they leave for better places
>>149229471the worst they have to deal with is Tom King
>>149229221It's terminal.
>>149229268That never works. They're either far gone to be directly told the reality of their situation and realize it for what it is, or they just continue anyway out of spite/desire to get the last word. It's so fucking pathetic.
I like the idea of Mayday as the daughter thatโs more like Peter, Annie as the daughter more like MJ, and Benjy is a baby still but will grow into his own thing.
>>149226360>>149222648>>149193314whores for paul, like mother like daugther
Will someone dox this fucker already?
>>149231169
>>149195455By giving her a younger brother/sister by having the Venom symbiote impregnate MJ (with Peter's genes)
>>149232148>the other meaning for "april comes before may"
>>149232148Wait a minute that's just Inque from Batman Beyond
>>149233188She's not mid >:(
>>149231372Thats happened already, its poland.
>>149211002Thos is just some non-canon fagfiction.
>>149233958What a cute and funny family.
>>149233958why does Mayday look shellshocked
>>149228967Slott can't even support his own weight. What makes you think he wasn't just doing damage control? Also Slott saying anything whether for or against the marriage doesn't even really matter. The guy can't even write Spider-Man or anybody else related to him in character.
His credibility is laughable when it comes to this specific franchise.
What he doesn't say is that he supports the status quo shifting according to development of the character and continuity being part of this development.
The marriage was a symbol of the main point of Spider-Man which was coming of age. Instead of divorce and aging him they instead stagnated the character and ripped the soul and enjoyment out.
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Peter impregnate Sally Avril.
New WIP, will get fitting outfits for the lost, so probs no winter clothes on mayday and richard?
>>149231789Oh hey, one of mine.
>>149216756I was thinking a wannabe sideckick, which annoys mayday a lot despite her good intentions.
>>149217438Thanks :D
>>149217792More so making her teenaged.
>>149238546the girl who died, obviously
>>149195455By giving her a younger half-brother/sister by having Norman impregnate MJ.
>>149242856She's nine not twelve.
>>149244068RYV or something else?
>>149238684Y'know with Doc Ock in their house and then Harry saying he'll find him a new place I get the feeling Otto is already sinister before he gets the arms and he's going to leave behind surveillance shit in their house.
With that idea, I laughed when I imagined Peter yelling "Octopus in the neighborhood?!" like the magic school bus intro. That or Peter yelling, "He's in the walls! He's in the GODDAMN WALLS!" Like from that puppet show. Either way this family photo makes me think Otto will either be shown to want a family and form his own Sinister Six or he could care less and just wants to keep tabs on Peter.
>>149244241god that'd be funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6nngId317g
>>149193198 (OP)sorry but nothing will ever work with that whore and her stinking cunt
>>149245715>that whore and her stinking cuntBut enough about Gwen Stacy.
I wish Ultimate Spiderman didnโt have multiverse shit
>>149247393You can easily ignore the Incursion book for now.
All I wanted for a decade was for these three two properly talk their issues out and get along with each other. Support one another, etc.
>>149247800>Marvel is fucking up everything for movie synergy to expand on his Spider-Family instead of just letting Peter have kids and actually welcome his clones as brothers
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I want Peter to have kids but I also want him to suffer. Can it be possible to have both?
>>149245715this thread is about peter's family, not your mom.
>>149209011Who's the third one?
>>149193198 (OP)Richard as his suit is currently the coolest looking.
>>149248018>>149248063Technically, wouldn't they be his asexually-produced sons?
>>149247800>were never getting a Parker bros book with the three of them going on a road trip Feels bad man
>>149205962>The truth that no one wants to come out and say is that Spiderman is [SCHIZO HEADCANON NONSENSE]>ABLOOBLOO PETER HAS TO FUCK DAN SLOTT'S DAUGHTER HOW TERRIBLEInteresting that you left out the part where that run sucked and was frequently called terrible by Spider-man fans.
>149205962
How can Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland get so many bitches and fangirls then if they're just loser nerds?
How is Peter Parker one of the most popular males in Marvel Rivals?
fuck you, paulfaggot.
If I had to do an "Ultimate Spiderman" I'd do it this way
>STARTS with Peter at roughly 16 years old. He slowly gets to grips with his powers and relationships, blah blah blah. Interestingly, he actually "Retires" from being Spiderman for a few years because he feels he's fucked up.
>However, he would age, with timeskips here and there. He's around 25 when he has a kid with MJ and whatnot, and it inspires him to start being Spiderman again
>He's around 32 when the wider Marvel-Verse starts to REALLY come into play in his life.
>Spider-shit slowed his aging a tad though, so he looks a few years younger than he should. That or it's just good genes
>Anyways, now his kids start to develop powers and shit, so he has THAT on his plate as well
Ask me about my Iron man or Hulk ideas as well m8
>>149247393the Incursion comic's events are loose canon considering USM already contradicts it, safe to say Miles shows up and searches for his sister but nothing beyond that
>>149248172People get married and have kids and still struggle all the time without either of them dying.
Peter just dealt with a story where he died violently eight times and then a story where he suffered from a hallucinogenic poison that drove him crazy, and both of those stories could have had him suffer horrible while still being married with a kid.
>>149248548there was the Michele Gonzales during or after BND, short thing, barely dated but that's it
there's Michelle Jones from the MCU, virtually non-existent in the first two films, actually a great companion by the third before it's all erased by the ending. a step-up from Gonzales for sure
and the worst one's some lawyer named Michelle he went on a date or two with like a year or two ago, before Shay. so forgettable I don't even remember her last name or how she looks.
>>149250595Tracy Scops porn comic called "Fashion Model"
>>149251564Its always her.
>>149251550>some lawyer named Michelle he went on a date or two with like a year or two agoThat's the one I'd forgotten, thanks.
>>149249020Annie should have been a loli in this.
>>149251550Michelle Jones being the MCU's half assed attempt at MJ puts her below Gonzales for me honestly. Zeb's Michelle is definitely last though.
>>149203205>no April, May and June Parker tripletsFuck you, Marvel
>>149252923absolutely not, despite being a half-assed MJ she has more personality and screen presence, Gonzales was barely there and acted like a bitch half the time. only reason most people look back fondly on her is because she looked hot and people have a thing for "latina aggression" as they call it
>>149253019Not even gonna try to deny it, BND was the first Spidey comic I physically owned so I'm probably just biased.
>>149248463cope. your waifu is a whore
>>149249020 and will never be the one for peter.
>>149253180that's fair, I assume a lot of newer generation biases towards women other than MJ form that way. for me it was Kitty since I loved USM
>>149253361>cites a fan-made porn comicGwenfags collectively have 20 IQ
>>149253382Yeah, nostalgia definitely plays a part. I prefer MJ now after reading more but I can't bring myself to hate Michele or Norah. Never liked Carlie, though, oddly enough considering she was the main love interest from that era lmao
>>149195455not a single serious answer lol
>>149239075Isn't she alive again? Or am I crazy?
>>149245715But enough about Felicia
>>149253361nigga that's a porn comic
>>149253581same here haha, I have a bias towards Kitty and highschool era MJ because of Ultimate, but now I really enjoy married Peter and MJ and prefer that more
>>149195455I'd scrap her and do my own kid character.
>>149195455By having her kill Norman Osborn.
>>149202202That's not Mary Jane that appears to be a Mongolian woman.
>>149209623If I ever get the chance to write Spider-Man I'll make MJ have secretly been Mephisto in disguise this entire time and the real MJ was in a pocket dimension.
>>149253907>really, really, REALLY deep cover chameleon>ha-HA, Paul! You thought you were banging MJ but you were actually GAY!
>>149221658You forgot:
> Isn't even really named Lucifer, just stole that from one of Jesus's title s (Morning Star) because everyone knows his real name (Satan) is associated with trash
>>149228475> Special couscous What a fag
>>149253907Eh, I'd go more for something like Superior Spider-Man where she's trapped in her own mind.
Spent months trying to signal that with small attempts and later with tearing down the relationships around her. The whole couples counseling and not trusting those around her until things got too big feeds well into that.
>>149206986Peter got luna snow as child hood friend in that new cartoon doe
ngl id rather the most by the number mind numbing self inserting spider harem than read about fucking Paul being diet oracle to venom mj
>>149251366get something with mayday, ultimate is getting enough love as is
>>149253913>Paul is revelad to be the REAL Norman Osborn and the other one was just a clone>however MJ is still stuck in the pocket dimension, this one was a Mysterio hallucination
>>149254264The real MJ died from an overdose decades ago, it's just been clones, illusions, robots, and impersonators ever since
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>>149253610Its the pole, he cant read
>>149205962Peterโs life is miserable already
>>149193198 (OP)Who's the black hair slut
>>149255854April Parker, Mayday's half-symbiote clone
I stopped reading comics after Wells, but holy fuck did spider-gwen just merged with OG gwen stacy and captain stacy is alive now? Are they trying to make spider-man lore unsalvageable or what?
>>149256307No. Used the cosmic cube to will herself into 616 and the name and appearance are all coincidence. Similar to Miles.
>>149256307turns out even the dumbest hacks at Marvel are tired of the Polish pedophile's bullshit and decided to permanently piss him off. to which I say good job
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>>149256337That shit doesn't work for preexisting characters. How others will perceive them? As if they never died?
>>149254121I've been catching up on Spidey and its been so depressing I went into reading fanfics 2 weeks ago and I haven't done that since ME3 ending left a gaping chasm because of its shit endings.
Its annoying how much of it is harem shit and just how bad it is. I've found 1 decent fic in all that time.
>>149256337>Used the cosmic cube to will herself into 616but why? what made her abandon her home reality? what's gonna happen to her Earth-65 supporting cast like MJ, Captain Stacy, etc.?
>>149256532She was about to die and rewrote her ending into a "new beginning".
It all feels like movie synergy bullshit.
Miles gets to be with Gwen.
Loki is back with the TVA.
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>>149256440always funny when they can't handle it being done to them
>>149254508Why can't Gambit say anything
>omega-tier whore in OP
sorry anon, that's not gonna work
>>149251527I meant his origin you dumb bitch
>>149259244not him but kinda hard to parse that from a vague sentence
>>149259957context to this panel?
>>149259957She really is.
>>149259233again, this thread is about peter's family, not your mom.
>>149260411April Parker, the half Symbiote clone of Mayday, kills her in a fight and tries to replace her. She was immediately caught because she can't act and then kills a bunch of heroes. This ends up being an alternate future, and this April goes back to the past to stop herself from killing Mayday, because it doomed the world.
>>149253979Nope, at this point I have to go salt the Earth. She was in suspended animation in a pocket dimension, still pregnant. It was Mephisto fucking with everyone. The seethe would be palpable.
>>149254264Kek
>>149258736>>149210935>>149215684>>149238684>>149247305I swear, no one has any idea who Peter Parker is. HE WEARS SWEATER VESTS and would NEVER look this shabby.
>>149259957and tragic, basically had over a decade of her life stolen
>>149256850>It all feels like movie synergy bullshit.It absolutely is, which is dumb because none of the three main Spiders in the films are living in the same universe.
>>149259244maybe specify that better with your words dumb motherfucker
>>149257357handle what being done to who? what are you even talking about
>>149259957Shannon Carter my beloved
>>149256850>She was about to die and rewrote her ending into a "new beginning"such bullshit, Earth-65 is a lot cooler
>>149263207April needs to release her pent-up anger and frustration, and luckily for her I know just how
Give Mayday a good. Spider-Gwen will vanish from the public eye overnight when a good design is given to a better character
>>149193603Exactly. There's nothing worth telling about Paul's cumbucket.
>>149193198 (OP)
>>149263560Shut the fuck up you pathetic faggot.
>>149193603What was even the plan with this character
Was he just supposed to be MJs new love interest? Was he supposed to be the new 616 Spiderman, what the fuck was Zeb even thinking
>>149263693We should ip ban poland
>>149263251I agree, she needs to have sex with Mayday.
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>>149264309Well if April comes back I bet she wouldn't have enough of goo to sustain herself for a while. Gives them a reason to "bond"
>>149259957The guy on the right just looks like he's so shocked his eyes are bulging out of his head
I know that's just his mask but still
>>149264431that's one of the Invincible variants
>>149264719Yeah but he's normally not that shocked
>>149264864hence why it's a variant
>149193603
>MJ was trying to keep Venom a secret from Paul
Meanwhile...
>Peter Parker is a different man following Hellgate's revelation. But MARY JANE WATSON has a revelation of her own to share!
MJ just tells Peter she's Venom. Paul and MJ is a sexless couple with zero trust. Paul's a retard as shown in all volumes of ANV even going as far as to humiliate himself in the latest issue. He seethes whenever MJ quotes Peter which is everyday. Dylan loses respect for Paul with each passing chapter. What was once just annoyance and disrespect has become full blown hatred as Dylan violently smacks Paul's hand away. Just look at how annoyed VenoMJ is by Paul. But Peter Parker? She comes crawling back to him every fucking time.
>>149265352lmao did he really try to do "violence is not the answer please stop"
>>149262576She was constantly flirting with him and calling him daddy while he's high as a kite. Soon as he fucks up and (to her knowledge)seemingly reciprocates her advances she falls to pieces which is a somewhat common trope of the aggressor not being able to handle it in reverse.
>>149266177>the aggressor not being able to handle it in reversefor some reason incels never understand this simple truth
>>149265753Yeah, and the whole fight was staged by MJ and Flash. Paul did nothing but make things worse.
>>149266220what a retard
>>149266999is this Renew Your Vows?
>>149267631what did they do that they're so panicked
>>149267657If I'm not mistaken, they joined them on an extremely dangerous mission.
The ideal Spiderman timeline would be one where he got his powers when he was a teenager and raised a family with MJ, having to teach his kids how to handle their powers and whatnot.
And "Uncle" Miles is there as well
>>149194511Miles need for validation due to his lack of self-esteem is a weird flaw because I'm not even sure if it's canon
>>149267657Stowed away on a helicarrier with sails being ferried across the Mediterranean by Storm creating winds, taking them from the safety of Africa to Europe where they're going to assault the stronghold of Apocalypse before he ends the world even more than the everything-electronic-stops-working-even-Spider-Man's-webshooters-for-some-reason apocalypse did. The sea is haunted by Ghost Rider pirates that impale people on chains and drag their souls to hell or some shit.
>>149228942I never complained about degeneracy. I complained about people pretending to care about media for money.
>>149268056>electric webshooterswriters are so stupid these days. Insomniac brainrot
>>149268222The worst part is that it didn't actually do anything for the story, either. He didn't lose MJ because he couldn't get to the collapsing building in time. He didn't get injured from the fall. He just had to make really big and bulky steampunk webshooters after the timeskip, so he fit in visually with a steampunk Iron Man with stovepipe and shit like that. They could just as easily have had him be one of the heroes who are unaffected and that's why he kept his family safe, and then explained he couldn't make his small web cartridges without machines running on electricity to deal with the pressure and so had to make inferior bulky ones by hand once his old ones ran out, devising something like that high powered air rifle that Lewis And Clarke brought along on their expedition.
let it go op, she'll never matter
>>149267190but it makes no sense, USM May is younger than that, and there's no Doc Ock or Spider-Mobile or Norman as evil Green Goblin in the comic
>>149267834along with uncles Ben and Kaine too!
>>149193198 (OP)The Once and Future Whore
>>149268653>tracyscoopsYou know its non canon, right? Its literally fanmade comics, and she mostly makes peter/mj anyways??
>>149268724So post some Pete/MJ
>>149268724>and she mostly makes peter/mj anyways??>mfw that one dedicated entirely to shitting on Paul and making him into a cuck, to the point of giving him a medical condition that gives him painful erections as he listens to MJ getting fucked by Peter
>>149268487It's a variant cover, also the toys just foreshadow the villains of USM lol.
>>149268933>>mfw that one dedicated entirely to shitting on Paul and making him into a cuck, to the point of giving him a medical condition that gives him painful erections as he listens to MJ getting fucked by PeterLink. I need to see the cringe.
>>149268497That would be cute
>>149268724>>149268933I'm really mad Bendis got to use Spider-Man to proliferate his disgusting fetish like that, no one was making comics or art like these before Miles, not with randos nor with Prowler or Black Panther or whatever, but Bendis pushes this shit to the forefront of Spider-Man and now it's a cuck magnet
>>149269519The cuck stuff is just because there was a huge porn push for the fetish, same as the Blacked and step-mom shit, not because of anything to do with Spider-Man in particular.
>>149269544Yeah but there are other huge franchises like Batman that made it through unscathed, Spider-Man would've been spared too if Bendis wasn't allowed to take a big shit on the franchise and call it a character
>>149269519>WAHH WAHH BENDIS REEEEEEEEE
>>149269976Yes, WAHH WAHH BENDIS REEEEEEEEE indeed, I agree
>>149267834ENOUGH WITH "uNcLe MiLeS uwu" YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>149268356And you matter even less than that. Less than a fictional character. Let that sink in.
Miles can be a little uncle, as a treat
>>149270378Because he's a parasite who has to attach himself to anything tangentially related to Spider-Man to remain relevant
>>149270406Miles attaches himself to everything
>>149270649Well yeah, so does Peter. That's their power.
>>149250931As to my Iron Man idea
>16 year old heir to a wealthy industrialist>Has a sickly body, with a heart problem that results in incredibly low blood pressure and whatnot, but a genius intellect, so he builds a frame that acts as a mobile hospital bed for him so he can function. He wears it under his clothes.>Dad dies, Stane takes over company>Stane is reimagined as a new-age spiritualist with a manbun and beard. He's a pharmacist who's secretly obsessed with organic life being "Improved." This means biotech.>Tony investigates, slowly builds a suit to aid him in his efforts to uncover the truth. Suit starts out as a mere identity-hiding thing, but he slowly builds it up as the challenge ramps up.>Most of Tony's rogues are reimagined as mostly organic. Very Resident Evil.>Dynamic with Tony and Stane is that Tony BUILDS something that can help him function while holding on to his humanity, while Stane MUTATES and twists what's already there into something he finds suitable.What do you think?
>>149271454My Hulk idea is him basically being a complete ubermensch.
>Beautiful, perfect physique and face>Intelligent as hell>Absolutely zero ethicsHe's a Banner without inhibitions or morals. He's not a monster, he's the closest we can get to a god on this Earth. He does whatever he wants whenever he wants in a way that means the fewest consequences to himself not out of goodness but out of simple pragmatism. After all, he doesn't want the military after him because it'd just be a hassle to kill them all and throw the world into chaos, wouldn't it?
>>149271775>Chadulk but unironicallytoo many death battle threads
>>149272006I have a reinvention for a ton of Marvel characters, like Wolverine being Moses if he was a killing machine. A dog turned a man
>>149272096My general idea is
>Mutant fight clubs and slaves>Wolverine was used as basically a fighting dog>Jean Grey snaps him out of his learned helplessness by showing him the sheer scale of the cruelty towards mutants>Decides to lead a prison break and begins a crusade to free his people>Less about Wolverine being a gruff, kinda pessimistic loner and more about him being a righteously angry man who is actively chasing a better future
>>149272230Also Thor is the ACTUAL god Thor. The MYTHICAL one.
And Cap hates modern politics because it's so fucking retarded
>>149272642>And Cap hates modern politics because it's so fucking retardedThat's just Cap. Only instead of groaning about the Contras in Iran he's groaning about..fuck me where to begin?
The next thread should be just about mc2 cause holy shit does ryv and ultimate attract some many schizos
>>149272738He's groaning about how everyone keeps trying to make him the mouthpiece for their politics
>>149272747Schizos will always find an excuse to ruin threads like this.
There should be at least one AU where Felicia and Peter have a hot daughter that corrupts her younger half-sister that Peter has with Mary-Jane.
>>149270310why does it bother you so much lmao retard
>>149270649Spider-Man powers 101
>>149195455I think she should be given a half-brother/sister.
>>149274157Because Miles doesn't need to encapsulate ever fucking aspect of Spider-Man's mythos you dumb piece of shit.
>>149197907Why do spiderman fans have autism?
>>149195455By giving her a younger brother/sister by having Peter impregnate himself.
>>149274478This was the 500th post, this truly was the spider thread of all time.
>>149268653 >>149193198 (OP)>>149195455kek she'll always be known as a whore and that's just desserts
>>149274502>MJ kills Gwenfucking BASED
>>149271278next thread anon
>>149274502At least she's not a MURDERING WHORE like Gwen, I'm glad THAT STUPID WHORE Gwen Stacy has been replaced forever.
>>149275302pointy ass socks
>>149275203I don't get it, so her original reality dad got transported to 616 too?
>>149270310cry more fag lmao
>>149193314>>149194527my beloved, now and forever