Would do you accept the offer if you were Spider-Man? - /co/

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 1:11:24 AM No.149222499

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 2:06:12 AM No.149223044

>flavour

So it's some fucking britoid freak making these dogshit threads then.

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 2:12:13 AM No.149223115

she's not offering to become a comitted wife in this scenario. she's pffering to steal his seed.

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 2:14:10 AM No.149223132

>>149223115
Let's be real, with how much he gets shit on by Marvel, what's he got to lose?

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 2:32:15 AM No.149223297

>>149223132
Parker luck would cause this to fuck up his relationship with MJ down the line when his son by Black Cat shows up to object at his wedding.

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 2:33:59 AM No.149223320

>>149223297
>MJ
>Wedding
Very presumptuous of you to believe Marvel wouldn't drop a meteor straight on MJ's head the moment Peter tries proposing

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 2:38:00 AM No.149223377

>>149222499 (OP)
>Loeb era marvel cartoon
Careful, you'll trigger everyone here

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 2:39:40 AM No.149223395

>>149222499 (OP)
That's one small batmasturbation cup

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 2:41:28 AM No.149223418

>>149223297
Women don't leave men who cheat on them and have babies with other women. It just makes him more desirable.

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 2:55:38 AM No.149223563

>>149223297

Honestly MJ is a pretty shitty love interest for Peter now, not getting married is probably for the best.

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 3:23:40 AM No.149223864

>>149222499 (OP)
I would sell nerve gas to the iranians if she let me eat her pussy

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 3:25:03 AM No.149223879

>>149222499 (OP)
Didn't this image originally have black cat offering spider-man to fuck her titties? what a downgrade

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 3:27:55 AM No.149223913

>>149222499 (OP)
Him getting Felicia pregnant while he and MJ were on a break and Peter having to explain things to her would make for a funny story

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 3:33:19 AM No.149223979

>>149223913
With his luck, he probably has thousands of spider bastards out there to make Mephisto's life hell once they realize they can shoot webbing out their asses

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 4:41:39 AM No.149224775

>>149222499 (OP)
why is it always ESLs making the most dogshit coomer text edits
>>149223044
Try India. Former British colony, infamous for their poor English and inability to jack off before posting.

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 4:50:12 AM No.149224881

>>149222499 (OP)
I'd be content if she just offered a handjob

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 7:09:50 AM No.149226203

>>149222499 (OP)
............................................I'm sorry, what? I was distracted
>underbewbz!

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 7:14:22 AM No.149226244