Thread 149230667

The trailer dropped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz8pLlPhSeY
I don't really care about the book, but the animation and shifting art styles looks awesome

>>149230667 (OP)
There’s going to be so much gay furry porn

>>149230677
No, there will be little.

Grub-Hub Cinematic Universe

>>149230667 (OP)
To the anon who wanted to know if there was going to be any race swapping in the movie, they did it to the whole family this time.

>>149230667 (OP)
this reminded me of the mario movie trailer copypasta

>>149230667 (OP)
KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>149230667 (OP)
Cat In the Hood

Oh good! 20-page toddler's book from the 1950's is getting a Minions-style movie that's nothing like the book! Wooooo!!

>>149230667 (OP)
>Race swaps

>>149230667 (OP)
Ok, I think we need to apologize to Mike Myers now

>>149230780
did they make cat a dog?

>>149230730
I think the characters and story are new, even if the basic premise is the same.

>>149230780
2025 pls understando

>>149230800
There's not a single White person in the trailer.

>>149230730
>>149230780
Illumination's Grinch movie at least didn't raceswap anyone, they just created a black OC

Exactly like the Grinch

Animated special = timeless classic
Live-action movie = ironic classic
Animated movie = mediocre sludge

Whoever said that was right on the money

>>149230781
apologize for what? everybody agrees that movie was great

>>149230819
Good.

not a SINGLE joke LANDED.

what the fuck

>>149230731
Sounds better than what we actually got

>>149230780
>>149230781
Based

>>149230667 (OP)
Looks like I'm watching the emoji movie

Soulless, if only the widow didn’t throw a fit

he looks like a faggot which would be a plus but Cat In The Hat is one of the characters I wouldn't want to whack it to because of moral reasons

The art style is horrendous, looks like those oversaturated brainrot YouTube thumbnails

>>149230667 (OP)
>They minionfied Thing 1 and Thing 2

>>149230667 (OP)
>uh did you just say TOOT FART xDDD
I can expect this shit from literally any other stupid kids movie but having the Cat say this feels soiled

>>149230667 (OP)
Why try to make a movie out of a story intentionally written to be as simple and easy to understand as possible, again? Most of the material in the trailer has fuck all to do with the book. Even the fucking live action flick seems to stick closer to the original's narrative then this.

>>149230667 (OP)
Uugh, i know a new child is born every day but this looks all AI made. Default settings inbound. terrible voice for him too.
>>149230781
It's a lateral evolution. Same humor and all. No improvements.

>>149230667 (OP)
Linda...

>>149230667 (OP)
>A Dr. Seuss adaptation that is produced by someone OTHER than fucking Illumination
We will be seated.

If women don't want to be raped maybe they should stop getting their huge vagina stuck on our dicks

>>149230667 (OP)
>the thing reveals
They absolutely massacred my boy(s). Why did they think this was a good idea at all to sign off on? The original design and concept for the two of them was perfect.

PERFECT.

Now I miss live action ADHD thing 1 and thing 2 now.

Cat's redesign looks like shit though, wish they'd kept the look from the concept art.

>>149230667 (OP)
>non-white kids
Pass

So are they giving the Cat in the Hat a backstory
Are they making the Cat in the Hat a "lovable but adorkable underdog"
The fucking Cat in the Hat

>>149231206
They seek destroy everything you hold dear

>>149231126
I take it back it's directed by the same person who supported shelving Coyote vs Acme.

>>149230667 (OP)
Ok this happened

>>149230677
And thats the first thing your mind goes to, huh?
FPWP

>>149230667 (OP)
Looks like another film going straight to torrent website for me. It’s so sterile feeling

>>149230731
It was the best post of the year and it was only January 7th

I liked the Horton movie by Blue Sky Studios

>>149231181
It's a mystery who keeps doing it.

>>149230832
Sad but true

>directed by Bo Welch, the production designer of Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands

>screenplay by the writers of EuroTrip

>that lousy apt song
im so fucking tired of this song. also the cat is cute, i would

Why bring up race swapping like THAT's what's wrong with this trailer?

>>149230731
I was gonna say it reminds me of the sneeches pitch

>>149230731
They actually did the fucking montage name drop in the trailer you can't make this shit up!

>>149230667 (OP)
i recognize David Kaye as the voice of the annoucer in the trailer

>>149230667 (OP)
Thing number five and thing number 11 look pretty hot 11 look pretty hot

It's obvious that the 2003 live-action movie was only created because how successful the 2000 Grinch movie was

>>149230712
How the fuck does it look like Grub Hub?

>>149231407
I'm just a bit shocked there have been a lot of defenders of the 2003 film, I get nostalgia is a hell of a drug but holy shit.

When they start playing ATP, I knew it was already meant to be fucked from the very beginning.

>>149230667 (OP)
>Cat in the hat origin story
Why is everyone so creatively bankrupt these days?

>>149230667 (OP)
he looks so fuckable

>>149230667 (OP)
It's like it's intentionally trying to be a shitty knockoff of an Illumination movie

>>149231216
Just checked my childhood copy of Cat in the Hat and you're right—it's been burned and destroyed. Also I am retarded.

>>149230781
fuck no, that suit still looks like the stuff of nightmares

>>149231562
Except they were trying to ban it a few years back.

>>149230667 (OP)
>Getting the vibe
I'm out.

>>149230667 (OP)
This grubslop beanslop artstyle physically hurts my eyes

>>149231562
Stop being fat and ugly.

>>149231649
you talking to a mirror?

Bill Hader’s a damn good actor and not a bad fit for the Cat.

Can’t say I’m really looking forward to the film though.

>>149230667 (OP)
Guys hear me out:
>Sneetches movie
>Inspired by dramedies from the 80s and 90s.
>McMonkey McBean is a cartoonishly evil mob boss. And he's played by Willem DaFoe.
>There's a riot scene but it's a food fight cause "OtheRwISe it'd Be tOO IntenSe FoR the KiddIEs!" as the execs would say.
>Jukebox musical

>>149231623
>article headline states book ban due to racist imagery
>article also shows a black kid holding a book called "If I ran the zoo"

>>149230781
apologize for what? The live action cat in the hat movie is peak shitposting material.

It somehow looks AI generated, especially towards the end.

>>149231257
It had some charm

>>149230730
To be fair, in the series the kids weren't brother and sister, they were neighbours. The black kid was a new guy and we never hear where Sally's brother went.

>>149230667 (OP)
If the cat gets his psyche broken and devolves into the motherfucker from the book, then based.
If not, then fuck this gay shit.

>>149230933
well duh, had to match the music, humour, target audience

>>149230667 (OP)
I don't like the art direction, I don't like the voices, I don't like the character redesigns, I don't like the new characters, I don't like the humor. You have Green Eggs & Ham as a reference point and you still turn out this shit?

Pic related looks like fast concept art, not a final product. Shit looks fucking cheap as hell.

>>149231623
What's racist about a zoo

>>149230667 (OP)
please be curvy please be curvy please be curvy please be curvy

>>149230781
Say what you want about the Mike Myers Cat in the Hat but at least that’s a funny-bad movie that’s actually entertaining to watch.

This new film looks fine (about the average okay quality from your standard oversanitized modern kids flik) but it can’t replicate the absurd comedy gold of the 2003 version.

>>149230667 (OP)
Gotta be honest, I'm pretty disappointed in the artstyle, but the worst of all is how obvious warner wants to exploit the things as the new minions, two things were enough.
>>149232764
Sorry buddy, but knowing Seuss artstyle, she's probably a head with a long neck and a chubby round fluffy body, probably with some stripes.

>Make Thing 1 and Thing 2 minions.
>Don't even have them look alike
>Add more Things.
>6, 7, and 8 look the same.

>From the wild imagination of Dr. Seuss

???
This is like 99% original stuff that's completely unrelated to the original story

>>149230731
>>149231250
/co/ peaked here

>>149231216
Oh shut up it's just lazy corpos being lazy corpos. It'll come out, it'll do alright and then we'll move on as always.

Oh no yes, the Jews have spent 1000 years just to ruin the cat and the hat for me, dear god how insidious, call the President.

>>149230667 (OP)
The cat is going to become a tumblr sexyman isn't he

>>149230667 (OP)
Why has every adaptation except the first been so afraid of looking like the book illustrations? It's all so ugly looking.

Remember when WB Animation created an awesome work with The Lego Movie? Those were good times

>>149230731
I would've preferred this camp to what we actually got

>>149233260
They're partnering with Locksmith Animation in the future and have a couple of interesting films lined up at least.

>>149231260
What do the jews get from putting black people in movies when they're not even black?

>>149231330
identity politics have utterly mindbroken half of America to the point where some can’t function without it

>>149233335
And what does that have to do with black people in the trailer?

>>149230667 (OP)
>Established legacy cartoon IP gets a live-action/CGI film in the 2000s/early 2010s that’s critically panned but is considered a charming and funny cult-classic by people nostalgic for it.

>It gets a proper fully animated film in modern day with a seemingly faithful artstyle but it’s somehow WORSE then the live-action version in just being a bland, boring, unfunny generic kids movie.

Scooby Doo, Smurfs, Garfield, Grinch and now probably Cat in the Hat too, why does this always happen?

>>149233439
jws

>>149230781
this movie was always good people just didn't understand it

>>149232680
This is just minimalist Monster Inc

>>149230667 (OP)
Such a vapid, bland artstyle. They're trying so hard to recapture the magic of Seuss' books, but they only know superficial quirkiness; they're too afraid to try anything legitimately strange or even somewhat spooky.

>>149232595
>file name should have been "the cat in the hat getting maced in the face"
come on anon you almost had it

>>149233779
Do wish they tried emulating that scratchiness his art had

We know you are here cats
Do your fucking job

>>149231562
My mother kept all of us boys' Seuss books, long after they were worn out. She was odd that way.

>>149232764
>>149232843
You'd still hit it.

I'm not even a big CITH fan, but part of what made the original book so cool was how you didn't know shit about the cat. There was no backstory or world tied to him, He was just some random creature that let sad kids have some fun, while also learning when too much fun was too much. That's it. Putting him in a imaginary creature world where he's trying to prove himself or some gay shit like that doesn't work for this character at all. They turned him from mischievous yet kind hearted entity into flint lockwood

>>149232961
Yes, but it does have the wacky animal in headwear.

>>149230667 (OP)
This is so ass.

>>149230667 (OP)
No one ever seems to get the cat's personality right. He's not an crazy idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ9Nz7V07s0
This is relevant again

cant wait for animation twitter to call this peak and be obnoxious about it

>>149230667 (OP)
Looks bland and mediocre, I despise how the humans appear in particular.

>>149233439
People liked the live action Smurfs?

>>149231242
better than every racist chud post here

>>149234566
Man old MC actually looked decent

>>149234610
>racist chud post
It's just the culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5PkdQXOTDU&ab_channel=DylanWebb
posting kino

>>149234513
>>149234576
I don't care about the jokes, I care about the art style and animation, which are good, at least to me.

>Cat in the book and 1971 adaptation: Peculiar but suave gentleman who wants to help you have fun
>Cat in any other adaptation: Zany, loud, obnoxious nutcase

>>149233092
based disingenuous retard

>>149230667 (OP)
>Bill Hader's voice coming out of the cat
And I'm out. He's a great voice actor but he is the wrong person for this

>>149230832
Will cith follow the trend and be worse than the grinch for the 4th time (book included)?

>>149231260
>add a unnecessary villain sidekick
>give him the exact same voice actor
WHAT IS THIS MOVIE? Why are there so many villains? Why is there just a normal guy with headphones? Why is there a turtle voiced by a DJ who's main gimmick is never speaking in public???

>>149230667 (OP)
Why are they brown?

>>149232501
He killed him but was forgiven by the family

I thought Seuss' family put a stop to shitty adaptations?

>>149234876
there's been nothing but shitty adaptations since the live action Grinch, dude

>>149234676
It's good but kind of loses itself, especially in the second half with the whole countries song.

>>149234848
All of the promo art is AI generated, we had never heard about it until now, and it comes out in about three weeks. I don't think the movie is actually real

>>149234876
Only to live action. That's why we still have shitty animated adaptations.

>cat in the hat hangs out with generic brown kids
shant be watching

>>149234939
>All of the promo art is AI generated
You can't be serious

>>149231407
>Mike Myers refused to finish the film unless they keep his "Dirty Hoe" line amongst other dirty jokes
>Mike Myers refused to show on set before afternoon since according to him "he wasn't funny in the morning"
The fuck was his problem?

>>149231330
>>149233335
>>149233379
Why make both kids black tho? if you really want to make them black for some reason at least be decent enough to at least keep one of them white like the pre-school show

>>149235029
something something, white kids are privileged enough and don't deserve the cat's help, something something.

>>149234939
>All of the promo art is AI generated
proof?

>>149230677
Why would there be? The first one didn't have much porn, why would this be any different?

>>149235029
Why do black people need a reason to exist in art?

>>149234876
only live action I think

>>149234854
Can't have a white family in 2025

>/co/ suddenly pretends the 2018 grinch was bad
Idk how many of you are newfags but this place loved the movie when it released

>>149235143
I don't give a shit, I watched it and thought it was lame

>>149230677
Came here to post that. Movie looks like it'll be dog shit, and I don't think he quite has that Tumbr Sexyman energy, but furries will eat this up hard.
E6 will be the best viewing experience possible.

>>149235143
Really? I remember people being pissed that they gave him a backstory that made no sense and he was a pussy bitch with anxiety.

>>149235143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPpT7Mxy7CA&ab_channel=ChannelAwesome

>>149230667 (OP)
my main beef with this is how they made him an off-brand Wander. I was thinking he'd be a lot more like Wilder Wonka

>>149235143
The grinch is only good when he's a gross chud, not jim carrey shit or baby illumination shit

>>149235143
it was shit, everyone was specially shitting on it thinking the grinch was getting into smash bros as a way to shill the mario movie (both were made by illumination)

>>149230667 (OP)
Don't like the style. Doesn't feel Dr.Seussy enough. The comedy is awful too. I see why its not called "Dr.Seuss Cat in the Hat".

>>149235143
Sorry Sharty, your forced meme sucked. Maybe stick to posting wojaks instead.

>>149235069
>proof?

>>149230781
D I R T Y
H O E

>>149234939
>All of the promo art is AI generated
Please tell me you're joking

>>149230667 (OP)
>No Thing 2

Calling it now, the plot is going to be the Cat asking for help finding Thing 2. Or it's gonna be a throwaway joke with the Cat saying something like, "He's right over here!" and Thing 2 will pop out from somewhere wacky.

Reminder that Dr Suess books are for literal toddlers. You should not be this upset about an animated adaptation being lame and childish. Target audience is toddlers.

>>149232419
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this - there's something weirdly lifeless and hazy about it that evokes AI-generated art/animation

>>149231445
his hat is colored like ketchup and mayo which are common fast food condiments

>>149230731
A blast from the past if ever there was one.
https://voca.ro/15aUrlbWUzB2

>>149236011
I prefer the original.

>>149230736
Wow, Dr. Seuss gets us!

>>149230781
Ironically yes

>>149230781
is there a need to apologize? This movie's a gem

>>149230667 (OP)
the shifting art styles seem somewhat inspired, but everything else looks fucking awful.

>>149230667 (OP)
Wanted to like this when I first saw what it was, but it was ruined by how bad the jokes and the ideas for expansion on the story are in this. Most of the jokes feel more like off-brand Looney Tunes than Seuss, kind of fitting for modern WB, and the Cat in the original wasn't a renegade within a larger org, he was a total enigma, disrupting a boring status quo the kids were part of. Not everything benefits from peeking behind the curtain and removing mystery.

>>149231765
I got something even better
>a Green Eggs and Ham movie
>a Wes Anderson movie
>a romantic slapstick adventure comedy that tribute 70s, 80s, 90s or 2000s romantic slapstick adventure comedies
>Bill Murray plays unnamed character
>Michael Cera plays Sam I Am
>Scarlett Johansson plays Sam I Am's love interest
>the two as a couple make Green Eggs and Ham for this unnamed character
>unnamed character denies but the two track him down
>the couple are accompanied by a group of highly-trained animals
>Brad Pitt plays the Fox, Jack Black plays the Goat, Daniel Craig plays the Dog and Willem Dafoe plays the Ox
>all of them follow around on a train, on a plane and on a boat
>this all becomes a 90-minutes espionage comedy of epic proportions
>it's all stop-motion, just like Anderson's two other movies, Fantastic Mr. Fox and Isle of Dogs

>>149235289
>grinch leaks were more fun than the movie
what a strange time.

>>149234854
>>149235135
because this isn't the 2000s anymore

Why do they keep making the main character an only child?

>>149234854
>>149235135
>/co/ learns that these movies are designed for global reach and that the majority of the planet is brown

>>149230781
it was always peak schizokino

>>149230667 (OP)
>Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love

>>149236363
you fags just call anything grubhub now

>>149236369
we tend to see these as either Illumination or Beanface styles

>>149230781
No.

>>149231714
>Bill Hader

Fuck that guy. Worse than Tosh.

>>149236394
>Tosh
I unironically miss that guy. What's he up to other than standup these days considering his Tosh.0 got cancelled four to five years ago

>>149230781
There are very few movies that have made me laugh as hard as this one.
It's certified bad movie Kino.

>>149231257
>>149232422
Despite not being an iconic masterpiece, whenever a scene hit, it hit.

https://youtu.be/wbJj-ElJ99o

i just want to fuck the cat until he cries. simple wishes.

>>149236437
I trully don't know why the hate. Sure, as a Dr.Seuss movie it sucked dicks but as a comedy movie it had some great jokes and visual comedy. The
>Shiggy
Scene is a great example of it

>149235746
>It's made with kids in mind so it has to be trash:the post

>>149236282
whitereplacement.jpeg

>>149236369
>>149236363
I wouldn't say grubhub but that pic specifically looks super unfinished. Something about the rendering looks really off and I hate it

>>149236555
>I trully don't know why the hate. Sure, as a Dr.Seuss movie it sucked dicks
That's the main reason really. Personally I think it's fine, even in a shitposting way, but I fucking love the Jim Carrey Grinch movie, it's so retarded and weird and puts me in a good mood

>>149230667 (OP)
Damn, as soon as the green thing popped up at 27 seconds I knew this was going to have that same shitty humor as every other generic thing now.

>>149235746
Kids are naive, not stupid. They shouldn't be treated like retards because then they'll grow up to be retards.

>>149230667 (OP)
They made the Things look stupid, and there's too damn many of them. The ONE think the live action version got right was making the Things look good. They look like Who's.

Mike Myers movie mogs

>>149230731
Bowser and Toad were scarily accurate

>>149230667 (OP)
Every Suess movie is doomed to be some vapid corporate kids movie filled with pop culture references and modern lingo. Wish there was more respect for the source material like those old cartoons

>>149236363
so... the concept of this movie is just monsters inc but with suess characters, is that what I'm seeing here?

>>149233092
you might want to look up Dr Seuss' ethnic origins and political inclinations

>>149236212
>Fox In Socks.
Fox In Socks is actually a master criminal (he only steals back stuff from museums, it's okay) and wraps up Knox in his latest plan.
>

>>149232708
overton window shift. Seuss' books were controversial back in the 60s because of their strongly anti-racist messaging, but to the minds of a 2010s-2020s leftist a hippie saying "negros and jews and whites should stop hating each other" is 'racist' because he's even acknowledging there's a difference.

>>149230667 (OP)
Oh god it's fucking awful. That character design looks nothing like Dr. Seuss, all these other "x in a x" critters are not funny in the slightest, race swapping the kids and making Sally the one in charge is just fucking typical and unironically treating it like that terrible Justin Roiland short proves just how creativly bankrupt these "people" are. I dont see any real difference between what these creatives put out and fucking AI and it makes me sick and angry.
https://youtu.be/gILIKtc0e2Y?si=G9tl9c848cYazo65

>>149231118
>Lateral evolution
Fucking this. Everyone knew what the problem was the first time but instead of addressing it, Hollywood thinks they know better and are going to double down.

>>149230832
This post is worth at least dubs. Regardless, check em.

>>149231126
You can get seated alone mother fucker. Im staying as far away from this shit piece as I physically can.

>>149231330
Because Identity politics is partially WHY this shit piece of a film is here.

>>149230667 (OP)
>Did you say "too fart"?

>>149237402
>They stick on "too fart"

>>149234676
This feels like im detoxing. Such a sense of relief.

>>149237198
At least with the Horton movie, it was somewhat creative and energetic. Everything else is pathetic

>>149237236
Ok anon, I won't lie. I'd watch that. It'd be like Zootopia and Bad Guys, but in a Seuss-like world

>>149234676
Why the fuck can't they put these 2d designs into 3D?

>>149237203
Except the point with that movie was that the boss for the factory was a corrupt individual, and the movie itself was a commentary on the corruption of work factory bosses, nothing different from other worker comedy movies such as Office Space

another animated Dr. Seuss movie that doesn't get the fucking character the Cat is defined by his care free attitude he causes havoc through his actions but none the less keeps his composure cause he has it under control. This one is just another quirky energetic fag in fact it's funny that he's voiced by Bill Hader cause I'm already seeing way too many character traits from Flint Lockwood

>>149237402
It amazes me that some people not only get paid to write lazy shit like that, but that the writer felt proud enough of their "wordplay" to drag it out for several lines afterwards.

>>149230731
>Missing "OW MY FIREBALLS"
6/10 at best

>half the animation looks like it has A.I. assistance
>character models look like they're melting plastic ala Foodfight!
>art style looks more Minions than Dr. Suess
>Bill Hader
This will definitely be the biggest flop of 2026, I'm calling it now

>>149230667 (OP)
>Seuss's widow hated the idea of turning the most beloved pieces of children's literature into live-action adaptation
>Seuss's widow also thought "fuck it, make every adaptation of his work into soulless CG animated slopshit"
holy kek, this will flop hard

>>149230781
honestly Myers as Cat in the Hat has always been dirty crackhouse kino

Horton hears a who looking great right now

>>149233448
I knew it was the Jehovah's Witnesses! They're behind everything!

>>149230781
one of the biggest pleb filters of the 2000s

>>149237764
Well, she was the woman Seuss cheated with on his first wife. I wouldnt really put too much stock in her morals.

>>149237939
that is true right there

>>149234876
It was his wife and I think she's dead by now

>>149237637
Judging from the concept art and this 2D animated test footage on youtube, it looked like they were going to do just that. But studio meddling most likely changed those plans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8uuARM4LWc

>>149233779
>>149234023
You would think that of all movies a Dr Seuss animated movie should get the 2D elements on top of CG Spiderverse treatment

looks like shit.

>>149237236
>M. Night Shyamalan's There's a Wocket in My Pocket!
>a psychological supernatural sci-fi horror movie where strange alien-type creatures appear, such as a wocket goes right into the kid's pocket
>a Yot invades a marijuana pot, a Zable morphs onto a cloth table, weird Yeps appear on steps through stairways and a Zillow was seen on an ex-girlfriend's pillow

>>149230667 (OP)
It feels like they turned Cat in the Hat into a Monsters Inc/Inside Out hybrid. Why the fuck does he have to work for an organization of imagination and go on "missions" instead of just being a whimsical creature who comes out of nowhere to help you because he just knew? It really just can't be something like that anymore huh?

>>149237807
I hate that I know that reference

>>149235651
or they'll throw some shitty Marvel reference to Fantastic Four's The Thing in a direct reference to the recent movie and have Thing 2 be some type of Kratos God of War lookin' ass

>>149238063
>Fantastic Four

>>149230667 (OP)
my question is why Bill Hader? They could've cast someone else to voice the Cat. That would be like if someone got Christian Bale to voice the Cat. Actually on second thought, that doesn't sound too bad of an idea

>>149236282
Most people around the world prefer main characters with white skin. Light brown is fine too.
t. brown guy

>>149238031
they're planning something called a Seussiverse

>>149233439
the trend started as early as the 90s with Casper and Space Jam

the greatest cat in the hat adaptation

>>149230781
This movie was like Freddy Got Fingered. Both are peak 2000s brainrot schizo comedy cinema

>>149230712
>>149236363
>>149236369
Bitches be calling shit Grubhub style, as if the infamous Grubhub ad wasn’t just the Illumination-style

>>149238207
> as if the infamous Grubhub ad wasn’t just the Illumination-style
It wasn't.

>>149230667 (OP)
The graphics and humor are 20 years out of date

>>149230781
A well formed turd is only marginally better than a diarrhea duke. It's still shit though.

>>149238145
kek I forgot about this

>>149230667 (OP)
I want to murder everyone involved in this atrocity.

>>149234680
Than you have unsalvageably shit taste and my condolences.

>>149236282
Is that why American films with browns always have miserable global box offices?

>>149230667 (OP)
I fucking hate Hollywood trailers, good God. They all look AND sound the exact fucking same, have been for the last 20 years. What brain damage to normies have to always fall for this crap?

>>149237973
Nah, you thinking of the first wife Seuss drove to suicide.

>>149232595
Brown

>>149236394
>>149237736
So why do people hate Bill Hader again?

>>149230667 (OP)
There's only one Cat in the Hat movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIPq9Kp-9A0

>>149231465
It's actually good if you take it for what it is instead of comparing it to the book.

>>149235175
>filename
kek

>>149231465
even when something's shit, people will remember it being hilariously, awfully shit which the movie was. nobody will remember anything that's safe and sanitized. there's a reason why people automatically remember Jim Carrey's Grinch instead of Illumination's when people talk about "that Grinch Movie"

>>149231180
Uhm, why are the kids white? Thats problematic.

>>149231330
Its sort of a simple indication towards the quality of the movie.

>>149238780
>Is that why fanfiction i just made up

>>149237303
I don't hate the artstyle here but Dr. Seuss really had a unique style to his work that i dont see like any of the cgi adaptations really get down.
Best way i can describe it is a sort of charming ugliness, characters have wrinkles on their faces, the hatching on most surfaces makes everything look scratchy, theres a certain way cloths are drawn that makes everything look like a sock that just doesn't fit right.
ealizing this im kinda bummed that this doesn't even feel like it takes those things into account or builds upon them in any specific way. Characters just kinda look like they came from a DreamWorks movie and don't really feel like Dr Seuss to me (The eyes really give it off).

Honestly, the makeup for the Jim Carrey Grinch movie might be the closest we got to the vibe of Dr Seuss's art

>>149232708
Chinese people aren't real.

>>149240196
and DESU this tracks with a lot of modern animation, there seems to be this trend of a lot of modern animation having a clean, cute and soft-on-the-eyes aesthetic, on top of trying to emulate the look of 2D with cel shading and rendering and whatnot, and thats fine for most stuff, but you rarely see mainstream examples of the opposite aesthetic.

its crazy because during that initial boom in the 2000s of family animated features you saw a lot more variation in aesthetic and how things were rendered and i daresay the limitations and lack of a "standard" gave every movie a unique feel.
Now things feel like they've all consolidated, same warm, soft lighting, same dense "realistic" detail, same floundering attempts to build on an original style, if there is any. its the standard now, as if the previous variety was just failed experiments in search of it.

Even the character designs fall victim to this, you'll notice how with each movie in the HTTYD franchise, Toothless's eyes got bigger and cuter, and how in the original Despicable Me, not only was the lighting much harsher and sharper (compare Counter Strike Source to CS2 for another example of this), but both Gru and his minions had more angular, slightly jagged teeth, with deeper shadows between each tooth, giving it a slightly creepy vibe, whereas in every subsequent movie, the minions teeth got rounded off like a beanmouth cartoon network character

>>149230667 (OP)
Oh no he's a Tumblr sexyman now.

You think hollywood is too pussy to make another animated adaptation of this?

>>149230667 (OP)
This is fucking awful, literal dogshit

>>149230667 (OP)
I honestly can't tell if his hands still gripping the wall after he walks off is just another one of his weird quirks or if the animators fucked up because they didn't give a shit.

>>149240372
It's clearly a visual joke anon...

>>149240519
If only that were true...

>>149240236
You are completely correct. We are currently in a bad time for animation and entertainment in general. Usually things swing back every few decades or so but I'm concerned because people are getting more and more retarded.

>>149230828
Ew

>>149234876
I think they just put a stop to lewd ones so mediocre can still be made.

>>149236363
If this were really like the grubhub style it would include my apefu

>>149230667 (OP)
>K-Pop starts playing
I'm so fucking old* fucking hell
*25 years old

>>149232595
DON'T
CALL
ANYBODY

fuck it, it looks good. I'll pirate it at least

>>149235081
The first one looked like an abomination of nature voiced by a comedian everyone recognizes instead of a twink with a soft sounding voice.

>>149230667 (OP)
This shit looks like a cutscene for a budget PS2, Wii or 360 game from the mid/late-2000s, not an animated movie for 2026

>>149239082
More like last 10-15 years, and blame Inception and Deadpool warping movie marketing during the 2010s onward

>>149230667 (OP)
>>149238043
Here's my idea
>what if Michael Bay directed a Dr. Seuss movie
>Michael Bay's There's a Wocket in My Pocket!
>Mark Wahlberg plays a swole gigachad who works at the CIA
>his wife played by Hayley Atwell cheats on him in favor of Idris Elba's character who also works at the CIA and is Wahlberg's best friend
>both Idris and Wahlberg are aware of these alien creatures that will take over the universe known as the Wockets that will invade in the pockets of people's clothing
>However, the Pentagon deem the Wockets and their other alien creatures as good people that also happen to be Transformers that will destroy the robotic animal terrorists
>Wockets team up with Yots that transform from Pots, a Zable that transform from cloth tables, Yeps that transform from steps, a Zillow that transforms from Wahlberg's ex-girlfriend's pillow, etc., you get the idea
>they transform from Wahlberg's home appliances to destroy the robotic terrorist group known as the Z.A.X
>a confusing montage of robots fighting each other plays while Linkin Park music plays in the background, plus there are moments of explosions and pretty looking white women with big boobs, thighs and asses running in the background
>in the final moments of the climax, only one Wocket shoots one Z.A.X in a huge standoff, and he mutters, "Remember, bitches get Sneetches," and he shoots the Z.A.X bot
>Wahlberg is seen dead and we cut to the funeral home, but Wahlberg is actually alive!?!
>Elba, Atwell and the Wocket creatures welcome him back, but Wahlberg leaves to start anew
>cuts to the final shot of the Wocket creature and the destruction of the city as the song "What I've Done" by Linkin Park plays

Apologize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HI_0jbWrYA

>>149230781
The mom owed him sex

>>149230781
this movie was and still is an unironic schizophrenic kino

>>149234596
surprisingly

>>149230781

Why?
Mike Myers was forced to be in this movie and fucking hated it

>>149234596
No but it’s ironically more enjoyable then the shitty animated one with Demi Lovato and the upcoming Rihanna/Influencer Smurf one.

>>149235143
No one gave a shit about it, they gentrified Grinch into a mildly annoyed dude instead of the despicable disgusting grouch he was in the original cartoon.

Its only impact was tricking a generation of gamers into believing Geno or Shadow were getting into Smash Ultimate.

>>149230667 (OP)
I try to be positive about this things but this legitimately looks like ass.
The pepper spray bit is what did it for me.

>>149243461
I totally forgot that was a thing back then

>>149243364
Mike Myers may have hated the final product overall, but the movie itself was ironically better than any of the animated movies that came out afterwards

>>149230667 (OP)
they should've used "I Cum Blood" by Cannibal Corpse as the trailer's music

>>149233260
they also did Looney Tunes Back in Action, and that was kino

>>149230667 (OP)
Why does this remind me of the Emoji movie with Dr.Suess characters?

>>149231330
>why does this trailer look like shit?
>Sees mark of the beast.
>OOOHHHH that's why!

I was really hoping they would make it look 1:1 like the books.I think it could have been cool had they just taken the Dr Seuss art style and turned it into fancy 3D CGI graphics like in that cartoon spiderman movie.
But it looks cute. Looks like a movie I would let my kids watch.

>>149235081
i get it

>>149237727
I still have that version of the copypasta

toot fart? really?

>>149230667 (OP)
>"too fart"
calling it, it will surpass James Cameron's Avatar with $5 billion worldwide just for that line alone

>>149242509
So it's Wish all over again?

>>149238145
Classic

>>149238047
>Monsters Inc/Inside Out hybrid
Seconded

It's just easier to be smirky than soulful.

>>149242795
No. The other agent should've been the father.

>>149230667 (OP)
>APT
>the kids are black because of course
>that awful Cat design

ew

>>149239082
>What brain damage to normies have to always fall for this crap?

Parents don't care.

THEY DON'T CARE. It's something they can take kids to so they will shut up for a while.

Also coming out in February is NOT a good sign, that's usually when studios drop stuff even they think is crap.

>>149240252
Oh, Sneetches. I've heard of those!

https://youtu.be/b7XTGxYCXNQ?si=bU63JJtqci_MTkqn

>>149230667 (OP)
the whole dynamic of the first scene gave me cringe shivers. why does he act like a fucking teen girl from turning red?

>>149230667 (OP)
The moment those two black kids appear I lost interest on the movie, I hate force diversity shit, the art style look good but goddammit...

>>149240191
>literally forgets about elio

quirk chungus movie

>>149230667 (OP)
Oh give me a fucking break with this shit.
The artstyle is inconsistent and the jokes already are millennial shit.
I'm not gonna watch, sorry I have standards.

Honest critique. Having the movie done from the Cat's point of veiw will not work. Saney characters must be viewed from the outside.
Think the Pirates of the Caribbean movies after 3, where you started seeing things from Jack's pov. And the movies instantly got worse.

>>149239581
What are you talking about? His 2nd wife died back in 2018. If she were still alive today, she'd be 103.

>>149242795
I apologize for not sticking with it to the second season, I fully enjoyed the first one, but forgot that it got renewed.

>>149244251
>>149244718
IT'S TOOT FART

It's just weird seeing the cat being so obnoxiously childish.

>>149245226
>Also coming out in February is NOT a good sign, that's usually when studios drop stuff even they think is crap.
Not exactly. Some movies in February have done incredible in recent memory, such as Deadpool and Sonic

>cat sees the human family for the first time
>they scream at each other in fear
>they kick cat in the groin
>OW! MY HAIR BALLS!

>>149230667 (OP)
what the fuck?

>>149245364
You sure as hello do

Go jack off some 14 year old Anime girls like I know you do pal

>>149230677
I ____ __ ____ rat ____ _ bat

>>149246928
>WA-CRACK!
>OOOOOH!
>RIGHT IN THE THING 1!
>Slapstick groin into his umbellera
>OOOOOH!
>AND THING 2!

What the fuck was his problem?

>>149248039

The original book was an allegory of do not invite strangers into the house and do not treat strangers especially like the cat as if theyre welcome company.

>>149230667 (OP)
Didn;t even finish the trailer, just more corpo gen-z cringe.

>>149248039
Klaus from American Dad?

>>149230667 (OP)
Who cares

>>149232501
He disowned his sister and left the family
You know why

Feels like the adhd oversaturated jangle the keys version of dr seuss.
I'm not even gonna touch the brown kids

>>149230667 (OP)
Dr. Seuss is whipping and nae-nae'ing in his grave right about now

>>149245011
Yes

>>149230667 (OP)
garbage

>>149249072
Anon it's just profits at the end of the day. At least Illuminations Suess films at least kept the look 70 percent of the time. This just feels like they got a bunch of artists fresh from a college to animate on it.
I just won't watch it, and I'm not gonna waste time getting mad over it and waste headspace.

>Warner Bros
Have they always had Seus licenses?

>>149249354
no, they just got it as far as I know. Horton was done by Blue Sky, while Lorax and Grinch were done by Illumination. This is their first go at it iirc

>>149235029
They're siblings

>>149231330
Because it's the modern telltale sign that hr executives smeared their shit covered hands across the project.

>>149230667 (OP)
The joke with him opening the box and all the warnings made me chuckle.

>>149249521
>>149249354
The Seuss estate doesn't give out an exclusivity license for their books, it's a case by case basis.

>>149231257
My mom let me skip school one day so we could see this together. For that memory alone, I associate this movie with good times and happiness.

Toot fart

>>149250292
Would have been funnier had the tennis ball with glasses didn’t say the words

>>149252002
>>149250292
Yeh it worked well enough but just remove the green guy.

>>149230667 (OP)
I'm sorry but the Chuck Jones special & the Mike Myers live action film did a better job respecting the source material than this Grubhub looking atrocity.

>>149230781
Never understood why people hate the Mike Myers version. It was actually a descent film.

>>149230667 (OP)
>raceswaps
No thanks

>>149240196
>>149240236
These people are so afraid of fucking TEXTURE!!! Everything's got to be shiney and smooth for them to animate it despite the fact that CG animation should be able to handle textures.

>>149237637
Because
2D > 3D > 3DPD

>>149237939
>>149237955
>>149239581
Looking into that shit really tainted my view of the man. Fuck all that
>Ugh he had some racially insensitive portrayals of ethnic people in his books
shit, that's all cultural baggage he didn't really have much choice in. If you're gonna judge a man, do so by his personal relationships,a nd it looks like Seuss' relationship with his first wife was definitely something ugly. Her suicide note sure has some nasty implications
> Dear Ted, What has happened to us? I don't know. I feel myself in a spiral, going down down down, into a black hole from which there is no escape, no brightness. And loud in my ears from every side I hear, "failure, failure, failure..." I love you so much ... I am too old and enmeshed in everything you do and are, that I cannot conceive of life without you ... My going will leave quite a rumor but you can say I was overworked and overwrought. Your reputation with your friends and fans will not be harmed ... Sometimes, think of the fun we had all thru the years ...
I will always choose to separate the art from the artist, and you can never take away Seuess' talent and success, but it sure seems like he had more than his fair share of demons.

>>149240191
List off a few then fag boy, I'll wait

>>149240236
You're forgetting another important factor: the limited technology at the time forced artists & animators to find other ways of achieving those effects. That's the reason why the older version of Shrek looks better than the newer Shrek.

>>149252128
This is on par with Mike Myers film, as in they're both trash starring SNL members

>>149234680
A good story can save bad animation.
Good animation can't save a bad story.

I want to see >>149248039 & >>149248740 have gay sex

>>149238126
Why do they prefer people with brown skin? Is it really because it's easier on the eyes than dark skin?

>>149230667 (OP)
Looks like a crappy video game. Plus shitty millennial humor. Skip

>>149230667 (OP)
It's visually ugly it visually looks like a worse version of Boss Baby.

>>149230667 (OP)
Awful

>>149252351
>>149252230
too right
the right layering of textures, normalmaps, and baked lighting were really the workhorses of movies where polycounts were expensive
its why half life 2 has aged so well

>>149252436
Bruh the movie’s not even out yet. Also the 03 Mike Myers movie was schizo peak

apologize

>>149254096
why? That movie was actually kino

>>149230667 (OP)
That's not how his eyes look

>>149252474
You are absolutely right

>>149252200
so you're saying a dog is playing a cat?

>>149230667 (OP)
>PS2 lookin cel-shaded CG
>the miscasting of The Cat
>millennial humor
>"toot fart" line
yeah I'm thinking the 2003 Myers movie is better

>>149252710
this looks worse than PS1 era Lara Croft or the first pre-rendered Resident Evil cutscenes. Pyramid Head looked more beautiful than this

>>149230667 (OP)
Xavier Renegade Angel lookin ahh

>>149242697
no joke, I'd watch that

>>149238145
Say what you want about Rick and Morty (and especially Dan Harmon), but Mr. Sprinkles was kino

>>149230667 (OP)
Hear me out on this cat’s faggy twink ass

>>149231280
>>screenplay by the writers of EuroTrip
and also Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Seriously anon, why you did you forget that these shows put these duo writers on the map?

>>149232555
>>149242509
when are we getting a Chicken Little live-action remake?

>>149249521
beforehand, the live-action remakes were from Ron Howard's Imagine studio

>>149230667 (OP)
I want to vomit

>>149230667 (OP)
Looks fuckin terrible. Next.

>>149245299
It has been forgotten the moment it was announced anon

>>149254096
Never. I liked it

>>149254096
I now remember that Horton pancake from iHop.
Gob Bless Ameriga

>>149236011
>Thatwasn'tweed.png

>>149255109
lol

>>149254210
I thought it was all so heavy handed.

>>149254153
It always has been

>>149231280
>SALLY DOESN'T KNOW
>THAT THE FISH AND ME
>DO IT IN MY VAN
>EVERY SUNDAY

>>149255109
>Itwasspeed.jpeg

>>149254153
It always will be

>>149254243
not on everyone here on /co/ watches live-action because adult manchildren who browse here are afraid to watch anything that's not animation

>>149230667 (OP)
It looks awful. Anything else?

>>149235746
I grew up reading the books so I have every right to be mad.

>>149235746
>translation: "don't ask questions, just consoom product"
this is what you sound like, you fucking tranny

>>149237213
He wasn't Jewish.

>>149235746
Yes, yes they were, but they also respected children's intellect and didn't just throw fart jokes at them and call it a day.

>>149230781
Mike's version is great. him hating it and being contractually obligated to make it makes it even better

>>149230781
>Ok, I think we need to apologize to Mike Myers now
What did he did?

>>149230781
but why? the movie was unironically great
>>149254096
but why? the movie was decent

>>149256431
Not much.

>you will note I am neat
>proceeds to trash the house

>>149230832
>Animated special = timeless classic
I'd say the animated adaptations for Grinch and Cat in the Hat under the direction of Chuck Jones were too cute and cheerful.
Cat in the Hat 70s adaptation was too educational.
Jim Carrey one will always unironically be the better one, I don't get the hate for that one.
The animated Lorax and Horton specials from the 70s also were more faithful.
Illuminations Lorax I'm starting to think is an ironic classic, and Hortons was the best and faithful one.

>>149231029
>minionfied
The minions were already things even before they were introduced.

>>149231257
Sad too since this was supervised by the same guy that would eventually migrate to Illumination.

>>149242795
2nd season didn't need the whole agent thing, it felt so forced and yet his dad not being the other agent really was a wasted opportunity to make something funny about it like the mom is mad at him because she can't resist to feel something for him and that's what led her to get pregnant

>>149254096
It's kinda shit but I can't help but enjoy it, it's comfy
>>149260113
I feel like Chuck jones in general got a little too cutsey later on, which isn't bad in itself (I love cute shit) but it doesn't exactly fit with the Grinch, or at least the off beat weird vibe in the book isn't exactly captured. Still very nice watches. The Jim Carrey one just feels like a completely different thing, but I still really like it.

>>149231257
That movie had a fucking iconic soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDVQBlSWBqs

>>149261104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lkPRheS_Jo

>>149249354
It's like Universal and WB traded their Dr. Seuss and LEGO licenses. Has anyone seen that recent LEGO movie? Did the BLM scene make the cut?

>>149254096
It was meh...but GOD, I wanted to fuck that kangaroo.

>>149261743
unfortunately there isn't much art of her i dont think but if thats what floats your boat, i have just the character for you (carol holiday from deltarune)

>>149261817
Nah, I'm good. I don't like interpretations of 8/16-bit sprites from indie games. The devs should have done the heavy lifting and hired artists for the games to give us a better idea of what the characters looks like, not the fans.

>>149261905
but thats the fun part, you can make a character thicker than a bowl of oatmeal or flat as a board and nobody can say it isn't canon

>>149230781
No need to apologize, I've loved this movie for the past twenty years.

>animated trailer
>current hit pop song plays unrelated to anything on screen
Is their a bigger red flag for shitty animated films?

>>149262156
Chris Pratt, Awkwafina, or Kevin Hart voice roles come close. But yeah, I think cheap Pop music is THE red flag.

>>149230667 (OP)
more like Coal without Soul

>>149262249
Jack Black as well

>>149238188
FGF was bad on purpose. Tom Green basically thought it would be funny to scam film investors and make a mockery of Hollywood as an institution so he set out to make the worst possible film he could imagine. Just the kind of guy he is

>>149256842
he was raised Lutheran but his mother was Jewish. similar scenario to Karl Marx (whose parents had converted to Christianity before he was born)

>>149263182
I think Jack Black is entertaining, but I really can't think of him as someone who stars in good movies. I guess Nacho Libre is pretty enjoyable?
I liked the Minecraft movie as a stupid corporate shitheap, but that's the irony-rotted apathetic part of my brain that enjoys it. Mike Myers Cat in the Hat is far and away my favorite corporate shitheap movie though. It can't be surpassed.

>>149261743
giga based

>>149230730
Damn Cat lookin' so thicc.

>>149263189
Which was why it was shitpost kino. It's purposefully godawful, yet so perfect. God bless you, Tom Green

>>149262249
>>149263182
Even Adam Sandler, Tyler Perry or Seth MacFarlane would've fit the role nicely as The Cat

>>149261543
>Universal and WB
don't forget Fox with Horton

>>149260193
Penguins of Madagascar were better

>>149262262
>forgets to add the Mung Daal pic with the pun
anon, you had ONE job

>>149237402
>>149237464
>>149244251
>>149244718
>toot fart

>>149262156
>movie trailer 20 years ago
>montage of slapstick with Trepak playing in the background
each era had shitty trailer tropes

>>149230781
This movie is and will forever be kino and I will die on that hill

>>149265303
more like 30 years

>>149238116
>why Bill Hader?
nepotism

>>149265373
stop making me feel old

>>149230667 (OP)
Cat in the Hat? More like HALF in the ASS

>>149265424
Unfortunately I'm old too

>>149230667 (OP)
its shit
pure fucking shit

>>149237402
>>149237464
>>149244251
>>149244718
>>149244098
>>149231031
>>149246807
>>149251544
>>149254153
>>149265277
Yeah it's a really forced line.