>>724966540
They absolutely were trying to do some snark marketing where the 'Coming Soon' was supposed to be the current consoles after Stadia came out.

>>724939457
the entire management of the time economy is completely retarded with the game and always has, constantly adding more superfluous shit to "correct" the game loop instead of simply tweaking what is already there

originally:
>you find signals, servers sometimes go down
>you have to manually go to servers to fix them or your signals download slow, incentivizing player to go out
>>"BUT FIXING SERVERS IS TEDIOUS!
then:
>you find signals, servers sometimes go down
>but now you have kerfur, he can fix broken servers
>>but now it's not tedious enough
>so you also have to take 1-5 hash codes from the same exact place you would fix the broken servers anyway, effectively changing nothing about the game loop, just making it more complicated with no result
>>"BUT GOING TO GET HASHES IT TOO TEDIOUS!!"
then:
>you find signals, have your coomerbait cat robot fix broken servers and get hash codes
>but also fix transformers which occasionally go down, again replicating the old loop except with 3 separate places instead of 24 separate places
>oh and occasionally you have to reset the radio antenna to get deliveries but it leads to jumpscares 50% of the time
>>"BUT NOW IT'S NOT TEDIOUS ENOUGH!!"
now:
>you find signals (barely), have your coomerbait robot fix broken servers, but he can get randomly annihilated by any one of many random horrors roaming the forest and you have to painstakingly pick up all the teensy weensy individual parts, and you have to collect the not!hashcodes that are on tapes now, and you have to do shitty puzzles to reset the transformers, and you have to reset coordinate towers that get disabled every time it storms (often), and you have to send back zip drives from the base, and you have to reset the radio tower to get deliveries
It's getting overcorrected way the fuck in the other direction next update to the point you don't even have to collect signals anymore.

>>724645768
He's a retard who force pushed AI code that broke the engine immediately.

>>519742668
>Week 3 of posting the same gay thread every day
>I've been starting to not be a 1pbtid faggot
>Need more anti christian images in my folder to dump
>My ass sweat is starting to stink, should maybe shower
>Second monitor goon browser has reached 50 open tabs
>Would like to eat something different than crap from a bag for once
>Anons still yelling christcuck kike on a stick every thread
>Sometimes other folder dumpers stop by. Feelsgoodman
>When is the euphoria coming though?
>Tfw

>band breaks up because gene wanted to go solo after 30 fucking years
>only releases one album then goes back to ween
At least he's sober now.

are there no male screams in the game?
or am i just hardwired not to notice them as a man?
because i only notice the screams of women

>>214538240
>Dougla Douglass

>>1919126
Genuinely mind boggling that they just keep doing this. I mean, I guess it works? People buy it for streamer shit for a few weeks then go back to Dead by Daylight. It'll be funny if DbD pushes out their Myers rework when this shit launches just to fuck with them.

>>717907552
>not Futaba

>>16743000
no, just the opposite of redshift
everything that emits light on the sky gets very bright, until you're trapped and it's completely dark

I don't understand how people didn't see the game being a cheap asset store flip. The game is even priced lower than your average game to reflect this.

>>533781332
Sweet, another psyop.

>>716402929
>obvious troon rain
>more than a dozen of these raid threads
>also ESL posters
Does anyone have that pic of the pajeet brigade that they hire to do the social media mob for them?

>>511333417
>obvious troon rain
>more than a dozen of these raid threads
>also ESL posters
Does anyone have that pic of the pajeet brigade that they hire to do the social media mob for them?

is it because of all the cards they're selling for ai?

>>510243109
>I just want self-destructive un-money,
but fucking WHY?

>>714483059
>you're killing devs that are already killing themselves
Uhhh... What's the point of your post if those said problems are innevitable regardless of the outcome?

>realistically 3 will never get remade because the devs were put to work on a TMNT game that will undoubtedly bomb
>THQ Nordic is already in the shitter financially
>no big willy's revenge either
why live

>>149234939
>All of the promo art is AI generated
proof?

>>714140545
>girls are playfighting and being gay
>pirates attack
>they check out a station worshipping ayys
>that never goes anywhere
>player character girl almost dies but makes it out
>there is a black doctor with blue eyes and ptsd
>pirates board the ship
>pirate kween tries to seduce player character girl
>the end
atmosphere and art style were neat, the story was just lackluster

So what's the difference between Normal and Brutal? Feels like picking Normal was a mistake.

>>713669762
>studio makes critically and financially successful title
>will be gutted anyways because 343 sucks another giant cock yet again
who will it be this time xbros

All you got to do to fix it is either make it $25 or add replayability and weapon sidegrades. Just add a survival mode or something like L4D2 and SHUM you're already get $10 worth of value from that.

>start reading garouden
>story about a dude getting into street fights
>then it's about a wrestler and his younger years
>and then it's about a guy the wrestler had to fight one time
this is a bit all over the place

>>149002169
>I won't ever be very good. I don't have enough time.
Christ I didn't need to read that.

I hate evaders as much as the next guy, but this is too much.