Thread 149469609

1pm Trucks @ Lime Rock Park
4pm ARCA @ Lime Rock Park
7pm Cup @ Echopark Speedway

Jordan Taylor will win

>the esses
>it's only one S

Good afternoon race fans

Amen.

I'm really paying the price for watching the entire xfinity race last night. Today is gonna be a long one.

I don’t need a goddamn sermon just say the invocation baka desu senpai

>muh god
>muh anthem

Fatal roll

Jordan Taylor will win the race bros

>>149469795
Toni bros…

Shitposting from the exit of the esses, they requested fox back to the front straight.

Mike Joy giving us a history lesson about the circuit is dangerously based

>>149469856
FOX got so bootyblasted by Amazon Prime that they have to do something

Making a chicken sandwich to enjoy during the race bros desu

In forza I always get in Juans in turn 5 so I’m predicting a Juan there

GREEN GREEN GREEN DESU

>checks watch
it's Heim teim.

Lime Rock isn't a real track, it's a flat oval with a chicane pretending to be a road course. It's the racetrack equivalent of "you will NEVER be a road course"

Xfinity here would slap tho

>>149470150
retard

>>149470150
Go away, Hermann; nobody likes your shit.

fuck i missed the start
>heim leading
seems like i haven't missed much

>>149470150
We’d have Juan after juan if this was xfinity

Road course ringer bros why isn’t our man Rodney in p1

Toni Breidinger post race socks

>>149470391
the script here is heim dominates the first 2 stages then chaos ensues and he loses

Frankie in the Middle about to be a lap down 20 laps into a road course.

Now, announcers, apply what Muniz said to Breidinger.

>Frankie got lapped
Frankie bros...

>>149470455
Smells like Raising Cane's

Just had some barbecue pringles and they were wholly disappointing

>Wesley Slimp, a native of Marietta, Georgia, is a road-course racing specialist
Currently a lap down behind Toni and Malcom.

oh shit did I miss the beginning of this?

>>149470787
'fraid so.

>>149470787
Nah they just started the race at lap 30

>>149470787
absolutely nothing noteworthy has happened so far

>>149470809
Anything crazy happen?
>>149470814
Wouldn't be the dumbest thing NASCAR did

>>149470787
nah we're all just cosplaying as to how the race is going.Bout to start in 20.

this race is Monaco tier

>boring as fuck

>seven laps down in 35 laps
Is Boyd even making minimum speed?

>Morgan & Morgan & Muniz
>not Morgan & Muniz & Morgan so Malcolm is in the Middle

>>149470876
Heh…my man Spencer…he just needs…heh…less time

>>149470864
They should have done ARCA and Trucks at the same time

>>149470864
That's every road course.

heim teim

/biz/ idea: full 60 car multi class IMSA race here

>>149470930
For 24 hours
Fuck the local authorities

>>149470913
retard

>frankie muniz
>corey haim
who's next, james van der beek?

Is that Corey Heim??

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, pinkest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Corey Heim screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor.
That nigga Corey Heim and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Corey Heim, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Pale skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Corey Heim stole my heart and drank my seed.

How many times can someone say
>the hill
in one segment?

>>149470997
get back to calling the race, michael

>non comp because all the good pit crews are in Atlanta

We are deprived of shitter kino

>>149470957
Truck Series on a road course is either all green or shitters diving into a hairpin, and half hour cautions aren't interesting either.

>>149471090
It's also a fucking lie that Trucks use Cup crews when they're at the same track.

>that time spread
how can nascar let these drivers race, why dont they implement a 107% rule?

wqs expecting cam waters to be a little further up front desu

>>149471383
Get that European bullshit outta my /turnleft/

A comfy thunderstorm just rolled in bros

>>149471383
NASCAR had a minimum speed rule before F1 (and you obviously watch F1 since you called it the 107% rule). It's 115% the fastest lap time from practice on ovals, but basically pit road speed on road courses, because you should be able to easily pass a shitter going two-thirds your speed.

This track isn't even 1.5 miles. Mickey Mouse ass road course.

>still on the lead lap, dale quarterley
subtle shade

149471808
quit your bitching

>Every time they've gone to Malcom's in car camera was to show him being lapped.
grim

>>149471383
It's a developmental series.
They've said before that as long as the slow cars aren't causing a hazard they'll let them continue because they want everyone to get track time.
With that said, you can see the dramatic split between 12th and 13th, the cars with Ilmor engines and those running restricted legacy engines.

>>149471808
this track is awesome, it's just strangely boring with these trucks racing

>>149471808
It's up in the mountains though

>>149471954
wtf am I looking at, is this the topology but exaggerated?

>>149471931
it's one of those tracks that are fun to drive around (real life and games) but struggles to produce good racing for some reason

>>149472011
Yeah it's 2.5X exaggerated
Here's Sonoma

>>149471808
Five minute caution laps are not a good thing.

>>149472114
>the parking lot is flatter than the drapstrip
Huh.

Well at least there's a pretty good crowd

wtf is this

Who pissed on the track?

I just got home. This race sucks donkey dick. I want out.

>duck family treasure
linear tv is done, wtf lmao

>>149472613
NASCAR being retarded.

no truggs for a month after this, on the plus side next race is IRP

{{{HEIM}}} wins
what a shitty way to end truggs

>Heimwinslol
What did we do to deserve this?

not even goodyearing can fix this

CAWSHUN, THANK YOU SHITTER

Take him out Riggs

mossad do the needful

any point watching the arca shittery on this track?

BIG JUAN

wtfwt

DOGPILE

FUCK

lmao

noo not rajuh

Lmao

oh you shitters

it's over

Heim still wins lol

>ARCA next
Who scheduled this shitty weekend?

>busy at supermarket
>goes home
>tune in to /turnleft/
>another win from the cheating yoder
And now, no truggs until the end of July. Fuck this.

>>149473797
Ben Kennedy

>horse racing leading into ARCA
At least this is comfy.

I drove 3 hours just to watch Heim win

riggs had the run at the restart but he blinked

>>149474435
and to top it all off now you'll watch another toyotarichkidwinslol

Perfect time to remind you to Save Big Money at Menards!

>>149474718
>kid
>implying they aren't rigging it for the Israeli

>>149470930
Actually IMSA should run on every road/street course that NASCAR races in, that would be absolutely perfect.

>that start
What the fuck was that?

based mike joy waving the green

Where's that guy who always cries about Larson to criticize Annunziata for being in this race when he just finished the Truck race?

Embarrassing. I've got lap 1 turn 1 recorded. This is lap 2.

>>149475403
pffff

>>149475403
High levels of shittery, as usual.

lmao RIP that FR tyre

too many white liveries in my opinion

>>149475536
You aren't allowed to paint cars anymore for "cost savings" and the vynil being printed means plain white is cheaper than any other base color.

there it is

I like arca road courses

At least the weather looks nice for the anon that's there

Someone please send that retard Brent Crews through a wall.

Give the positions back, goyim.

oy vey

anything noteworthy since the red flag?

butterbean...

jew's on a mission

inb4 winner DQ

>>149477330
Should I take Cole Custer or Riley Herbst to finish better?

>>149477762
Custer

I see they've got Ludacris money

Lightning strike in Knoxville, TN. They have to delay the race 2 hours.

>>149477825
Lord help us

Thank you TNT for bringing Shannon Spake back in my life.

>>149477911
Cursed digits. Seeds? The fuck is this, March Madness?

The pace car driver is AEW's Swerve Strickland.

I think I'll go for a run. I'll miss the start of this race, but oh well

>>149477963
Take your earbuds and listen to the radio call https://www.goprn.com/shows/live/

Why is Logano the 25 seed?

>>149477825
I'm taking Byron

>>149478054
I'm not a gambling degenerate

>>149478119
Tell NASCAR that.

>>149478114
Seeding was determined by the finish in the last three races he finished 22nd, 21st and 16th.

>>149478119
"I gamble" guy is equally as annoying as "I don't gamble" guy. FYI.

Max says I'm not allowed to watch the race with my streaming plan. So I'm going to pirate the fuck out of this race and then be sure to let WBD and NASCAR know that I did

>>149478205
Looks like the track is going to get pissed on starting at around 7:50. I'm sure lighting will hit within 30 miles well before that. Probably be about 10 laps in and they'll red flag it.

thinkeing about racin

Amen

I love that Jeff Gordon jacket, but she can't sing worth a fuck

Just sing the goddamn song. Is it so hard?

>>149478402
>>149478419
It was so bad it made Bubba laugh at his own kind kek

What a horrendous anthem

>>149478419
For a woman? Yes.

Man this woman can’t sing for shit lmao

>>149478439
This

hey guys kenny wallace here about to take in this race. got to stop by the nascar hauler before settling in. danica patrick said she has something she wanted to show me. have a good one boys.

This is undoubtedly the hardest announcement I’ve ever personally had to make, but at the end of the anthem at the Quaker state 400 available at Walmart, we’ve lost my patriotism

Was there a prerace show somewhere? Weird how TNT coverage started at the prayer.

Tyler Reddick took an upper decker in the toilet next to the press booth.

get these big giant ass spoilers off my racecars

>>149478491
STOP KENNY, DON'T GO

GENTLEMEN!!!

>>149478491
Kenny does not type this well
>>149478205
Vortex will save us

Might be interesting near the end as drivers jockey to beat their bracket counterpart to advance.

whatre you fellas drinking on tonight?

>>149477960
what is AEW?

>>149478618
based

>>149478619
I’ve been chugging jack and cokes and boy am I hammered

>Gentlemen, start your engines
incredibly based

>>149478618
>that 01
based

>>149478619
water

Burton and Larry Mac on TruTV

>>149478640
About to start my first rum & coke of the night, I've got some catching up to do

>>149478621
All Elite Wrestling, a rival company to WWE/NXT

>>149478665
Ward is the only based Burton

>>149478516
Hmmm, they had a 30-minute pre-race show from TNT before the prayer / anthem on German TV

>>149478618
Very nice

>>149478665
Enough with the xitter screencaps

>>149478682
I started drinking at 5pm and have a bad habit of fucking chugging my shit and not saving my stuff


>MOVE BITCH

>>149478621
a gay indie promotion run by a spoiled brown kid that wastes his dad's money

how was the xfinity race last night?

>>149478618
We thought you died.

>>149478691
Kim can get it

video games and anime

I don't know what's going on

>>149478771
Focus on the race or the new owner will fire you.

23XI
>also, penske cars 1,2,3,4. nothing suspicious at all

>>149478782
Cars make left turn simple as
Ignore everything else

>>149478771
based

TNT put Danielle in a baggy polo shirt.

>amazon and tnt have the same booth

We better get the burn bar or else ill seethe

>dinner
Eaten.
>air fan
Turned on.
>comfy
Comfy.
Let's go for another /turnleft/ round.

>AEW ad
goddammit Tony

>>149478847
it's an entirely different crew doing the broadcast other than the booth, they explained it on the DJD podcast

Amazon was made from old school 2016 NBC guys, TNT is made on a budget and is pushing the in-season bracket bullshit and gambling apps

Cheatin' ass Penskes up front

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LETS GO RACING BOYS

BOOGITY
BOOGITY
BOOGITY

>AEW ad
now we can shitpost and it wont be off topic KWAB

>>149478902
I am pretty sure every single team is cheating in some way or another.

HERE! WE! GO!
>Cars don't go
>Awkward silence

Do they go faster here than a regular 1.5 mile speedway

>>149478952
About the same, maybe even slower

>>149478931
wrestling has always been on topic here

>>149478952
Not much. Thank NASCAR for being fags and McLaren for enabling them.

>>149478931
is it Kenny and Mercedes? They're speeding by too fast for me to get a good look

>>149478990
aew is more midget gymnastics than wrestling

>>149478491
hey boys. kenny again. danica showed me her butthole.

TNT sucks so bad. I miss Prime unironically.

>>149479044
Spotfests make me seethe like you couldn’t believe

Watch dis eyes.

>they ruined 2 wide drafting at atlanta, now it's single file
kek

>>149479114
Use your eyes nigga

>>149479069
KWAB

Need more MX-5s on ovals.

>>149479066
It's pretty awful. Fox is terrible. NBC won't be any better. Fuck it. Put the whole season on prime

just woke up, what have i missed

>>149479114
it was a matter of time, the grip from the fresh asphalt doesn't last forever

How the fuck did Cole fall so far?

>>149479180
The first 22 laps and the worst national anthem you have ever heard in your life

>>149479066
>>149479176
Took a bathroom break and now Bezos has you on shill duty, huh?

Hocephus is bad fast

>missed truggs
god damn it, did i miss too much?

>>149479234
You didn't miss a single lead change in trucks.
ARCA was decent though.

>>149479234
it sucked. meme track.

>>149479258
arca always delivers

Have you bros ever been to the nascar hall of fame? I went a few years ago and it was so fucking based

>byron wants to have his own identity in the 24
>still end up defaulting to the try and tested dayglo red flames
lol

>>149479161
Will MX-5 run on Martinsville this year too?

I FUCKING LOVE CARS TURNING LEFT
im glad i took some sleep to wake up for this

CAM ON BREAD

>>149479290
I haven't been to that one.
I've been to EMMR, RCR museum, and the Georgia Racing HoF.
I went to Gravedigger's Dungeon too but that one is just a tourist trap, not worth.

>>149479290
Where is it located?

>>149479357
Downtown Charlotte

>>149479290
It's on the list. And my wife's parents live in South Carolina, so it's not that far if we stay with them

CAWSHUN FOR RAIN

Dunno what is tragic, this coverage or gAyEW sponsoring this garbage.
Bring Back Prime Sports, seriously.

>>149479069
the Tony curse continues to NASCAR too with this rain

>>149479327
Is it too late there at Estonia? Here it's almost 1AM, but this time I will try to really stay up until the end of the race.

>>149479357
Downtown Charlotte, like 2 minutes from the panthers stadium

This race will be ending at midnight

It's my window. I can't stand the rain.

Driver scanners are free this week btw
https://www.nascar.com/live-results/nascar-cup-series/quaker-state-400-available-at-walmart/

>>149479435
its about the same time where i woke up for sexfinity

>>149479069
The Heavens and INOKI rejected the tranny wrestling promo.

>>149479423
Rainmaker betrayed us

Its raining cause they changed the name of the track.

>>149469609 (OP)
No

>>149479461
They're free every week, you just have to create an account..

>>149479290
Went with a fellow anon a couple of years ago. We finished 1-2 in the sim and avoided the big juan. Nascar HoF kicks ass. Got Bojangles too

>>149479470
God Rejects NASCAR sponsored by gAyEW
God aproves only WWF and whatever came next.

The NC history museum has one of Richard Pettys race cars from the 70s in the sports hall of fame and it recently got one of Dale Earnhardts number 3 goodwrench Chevrolets on display in the lobby of the museum (pic rel)

When I was in high school we’d go down to the NC history museum since my school was like 10 mins from the history museum and I’d always gawk at the kings car.

t. NC chad

TNT is talking about that In-season bs gimmick.
Honestly, this feels like NASCAR testing out their future new playoff format, and it looks so terrible.

>>149479524
Not on the mobile app

>thinks the toe link broke
>it isn't crabbing by 30 degrees
Retard.

>got myself some steak
>its 3 at night
>got some beer
>nascar baby
im so fucking happy bros

>>149479568
worse, the gimmick reeks of AEW garbage, on which {{{Phelps}}} and Kennedy would do

>>149479555
based beyond all measure

i just know their gay sex was hot as fuck

>>149479681
Jeff was a power bottom

>>149478741
they're still on a rain delay

>>149479693
jeff was unironically too pretty for nascar

Dennis Hamlin invented this bracket tournament and he held one unofficially last year.
The problem is that Dennis is a brainlet.

>>149479743
What is this autistic shild doing?

>>149479715
The older I get the more I appreciate Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson

>>149479771
kek i got the gold experience yesterday already with sexfinity

it's over

>>149479771
whered you get this picture of me

>>149479845
based Newman appreciatior


That big bastard cheated death

>>149479715
>jeff was unironically too pretty for nascar
He needed to keep the moustache.

RAIN

can i get some cheeky steak made before the rain delay ends?

>Echo Park Speedway
Shan't call a track such a faggy name.

>>149479681
>>149479900
My mom watched nascar from about 91 till 2015 or so (She hated the playoff even if Jimmie benefitted from it). And her 3 favorite drivers (who were also the ones she thought were the cutest) was Gordon, Jimmie and coming in 3rd was Ryan Newman.

>>149480056
Possibly.

>>149480161
im gonna do a risky one, see if i can have it made

>>149478062
I have earbuds, but I don't run with my phone. I use a tiny chinkshit mp3 player, I'm back now, anything interesting happen before the weather delay?

>>149480221
no

>>149479681
Pre-weight loss Jimmie is always a weird sighting

Bubba status?

>>149480240
thanks
I'm going to take a shower now then

>>149480221
yes i put some steak in the oven, thats about it

>>149480272
he used to be a big alcoholic (rumors say he still is). they used to call him chubby johnson, but he started losing it when he got into the busch series.

how long we've been in stage 1 now?

>>149480548
changing the cheap beer for more better quality drinks also helps

Based Bread.

bamf is gonna cause a massive wreck

BIG JUAN

it's a juan

big juan

how the hell did ross miss that. everyone crashed around him

>lell
>bleins
>godzilisch
>autism

Throw all your brackets away!

I willed that juan into existence btw, you're welcome

this race is cursed

svg 8th

this man is always going nose-first into the wall at speedways

>go take a shit
>come back
>big juan
god damn it i missed one again?

>>149480784
Nah, it's perfect

larson had contact like 3 times yet didn't wreck

>>149480833
Shit in your pants next time and throw it into the washer after the race.

>>149480807
CTE gonna kick his ass when he's older

>>149480863
at this point that seems like a viable idea

A drafting track where handling matters has a chance to be one of the best races on the schedule. Atlanta in a year or two is gonna be nuts.

>>149480790
cutting through them like butter

>reddick with a supetman car
put that gun in your mouth you ain't the real superman

>>149480918
Go to hell, kangaroo

is this gonna be a cawshun race like sexfinity

What happens to the bracket if someone fails post race inspection or gets dq'd?

>>149481074
>larson actually saving a car instead of spaghetti'ing everywhere
i am in shock

>keep crankin' on that thang
did he just say i should jerk one off to american V8 race cars(i would)

>>149480916
Too bad the surface was engineered to age fast, so it will be crumbling one race later.

Who is /sp/'s driver?

>>149481107
NO REFUNDS

>>149481143
CRANK YOUR THANG

Starr carr makes me crave some chicken wnbs

>almost out of cigs
fucking hell i might need to go hit up the gas station in a bit

BIG JUAN

it's over...

bigger juan

BIGGER JUAN

another one

total trackhouse extinction...

>>149481277
Remember to drive faster than necessary

Now that's a juan.

MASSIVE JUAN

that was a gargantuan onr

>>149481277
Head out right now. This caution will take a while

that was on gilliland

>>149481316
im already drunk so i hope i run over a cyclist aswell

It's a big parking lot

Did TNT intentionally sabotage this race for views?

BIG JUAN

>>149481360
They placed TNT on the track

zane saved svg with that retarded block

wobble wobble wobble

gargantJuan

kino

brad got no damage and buescher didn't wreck so i think we're still in this RFKbros

Can they just cancel the race already and give Larson the win?

Feels good to not have to pay for any of that.

>>149481342
Based

will that buff out gents?

>>149481486
Chase Elliot you mean

just got home from wife date. what'd I miss?

>>149481536
joey logano fatal roll

>>149481536
A big and bigger juan(s)

>>149481486
>>149481518
this but Bubba. He haven't had one this year and really needs it.

what is this bracket shit the TNT commentators keep mentioning?

why does noone give jack some food if he's so hungry?

Starr wasn't actually in the wreck, his car is just a piece of shit so he's sitting on pit lane as well.

kek bell sitting in there while they are doing repairs for like 30mins

>>149481384
He knew they were going to wreck. His crash avoidance is high level.

>>149481583
Phelps, the Frances and the Kennedys sold us out to FanDuel.

>>149481583
1v1 higher finisher advances to Round of 16

>>149481596
SVG doesn't understand why that car has pancakes instead of burgers on it

>>149481641
thanks I hate it

>>149481641
wtf is this shit

>>149481560
I'm trans btw

>>149481691
so you were the one that made the bracket

i made 1 and a half kilos of sashlik for the race and im almost out already

>>149481723
Hopefully that means hemlel is out.

I told you, this race is cursed
GOD IS PUNISHING NASCAR FOR AFFILIATING WITH TNT AND AEW

>>149481641
so wait, there was a giant wreck that knocked out like half the field
so "highest finisher" is whoever crashed ahead of their opponent?
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb

How can we pin this crash on Hocevar?

meanwhile in kentucky...

https://x.com/Karl_Townes/status/1939112225035161736

>>149481596
I was literally eating pancakes with hungry jack like an hour ago lol

>>149481674
We heard you guys love gimmicks so we put a gimmick in the existing gimmick championship format because our gimmick cars don't excite our casual minority demographic enough!

>>149481763
More likely to be punishment for promoting gambling.

>>149481783
is this what normally happens in kentucky

149481783
Fuck off with your xitter screencaps we don't give a flying shit

>>149481790
>microwavable plastic bottle that you use 50 times
don't do that

Ok I'm gonna go make a sandwich

>>149481790
Not maple syrup
The horror

>>149481862
it's better than maple syrup
it's original syrup
and you can microwave the bottle as much as you want :)

I am once again requesting someone, anyone to wreck the 54.

>all the RFK guys still in it
ok good the race is still worth watching

Announcer curse in real time.

New Zealand in the house!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOP 10

>>149481942
I don't know, but I kinda like it.

>>149481942
you know what, this aint too bad

>>149481942
memeKhEK gots this

>reddick is still safe
oh, i guess that's who's winning tonight

>topsidewinslol
Track needs a repave with 1950s asphalt tech.

CODY WARE TOP 20

>>149481968
fuckign ruined the race yesterday

I want Buescher to win simply because I love cinnamon toast crunch

>>149481968
speaking of that there is national crisis with concrete. Mix design got changed nationally and fuck tons of concrete flatwork now has spalling over 1 season.

>>149481963
Elliott JHN Reddick top 3. Feel free to cap this

CMON BJ GET INTO THE TOP 10

What driver needs to be banned for the betterment of the sport?

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

-Dale Jr (40-50 times a race)

Why arent they single file? They arent even halfway through and they are almost wrecking themselves out

GIBBBS MEDAT LEAD

There's still 67 laps left in stage 2

>>149482080
Because Cup races well here for some stupid reason.

>>149482080
all the competent drivers are in the garage. This is busch league racing

>SVG starts in 3rd after the restart
>Drops like a stone almost instantly

Larson didn't get knocked out?????

For me, it's Fruity Pebbles.

Can anyone call up TNT and tell them we haven't had a ad break yet?

>>149482110
Go to sleep and come back in 2 hours.

the toyotas all look ugly as fuck this week

how long until nascar admits next gen was a mistake and return to car of tomorrow?

>>149482188
henlo please connect me to mister TNT
well i need to ask about the ad breaks
no i will not hold
thank you i will wait

>>149482122
Cinnamon Toast Crunch >>>>> pancakes >>>>> whatever Sonic serves for breakfast >>>>> Superman

>Stenhouse in the wall without taking out anyone else
What is this race?

>>149482219
Did he have help from Jones?

>start talking about hocevar
>stenhouse magically hears them and destroys his race

>>149482217
Sonic has breakfast burritos and an egg sandwich on texas toast.

LMAO

https://x.com/FloRacing/status/1939120606739657141

>>149482216
Thank fucking god

>>149482259
breakfast is a conspiracy meant to sell you more food.

>>149481790
>>149481849
>>149481862
>>149481878
Syrup is supposed to come in a paint can

>>149482289
and a commercial cawshun

>herbst
that was the most random wreck ever

>>149482266
what was he trying to accomplish with this move?

>not even half way yet
this is gonna be a slurp wont it?

>>149482344
I think he wanted to kick through the windshield

>>149482344
What are you trying to accomplish with shilling xitter slop?

>>149482266
jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks

never understood the herbst signing by 23xi. wouldn't heim make more sense?

BRUTAL

>>149482404
His family bought the seat.

>>149482404
herbst's family paid for the ride, that's it

>>149482344
probably would have gone to the driver's window but it's a girl driving so he maintained that bit of honor

mmm sonic

wtf is this anime drug ad?

>>149482344
He was trying to recreate that one modified race, but late model windshields are stronger than the mesh on modifieds.

>>149482434
>>149482438
knew that stuff happened in lower series, but didn't realize it was happening at the cup level too.

this race is never going to end

this race is honestly terrible
TNT is so pissed at NASCAR for fucking them over on this race

Condor Zilla is coming to the front

Finally, we will going to have some good road course racing.

>>149482195
I did this two year ago and i woke up to William Byron fist pumping under and umbrella. Twitter highlights were fun tho.

>>149482536
hell yeah I love Red Brontosaurus racing

I wanna see Custer put this car in victory lane

>>149482514
How is this nascar's fault that a giant wreck took out all the names.

>>149482579
>streetslop
>good

Uhh... thanks Chud Elliot

>>149482599
>how is it nascars fault we are back at crash motor speedway

>>149482451
nevermind, just rewatched it and she was already out of the car, this was just him trying to destroy the car

we're gonna end up with like 5 cars racing in stage 3

>Bowman leading
How will he fuck it up?

>>149482579
no one will be watching. its 4th of july weekend

>>149482684
the 88 and 54 are a given today kek

Kroger fighting for the lead!

RETVRN

WARE AND MCLEOD IN THE TOP 20

>>149482579
>>149482602
It's still a week out, but the weather forecast is for storms/rain again lmao

This race being on Saturday keeps making me think its Sunday.

mental fatigue mentioned

anybody but the 45, 48 and 54 please

Legacy Motor Sisters and Roush Fenway Girlies are eating good tonight.

HALF WAY

>>149482272
Follow me back pls)))
I need to be moots with more nascar chuds.

gibbs is gonna win or crash. 1st or last

>>149482779
>this shit is only half over

>>149482272
dont you talk shit about spreadsheet anon boy

They need to make the 66 get off the track

This looks like it'd be a ton of fun

>>149482771
>miss jamie

>>149482848
Stellantis partner team, he is untouchable now.

Yeah the racing is decent(?) but I wish they did this to texas instead of atlanta

>>149482893
She was calling Trucks earlier

>>149482912
same

>got me chips
im gonna run out of snacks soon

The in-season tournament is a cool idea, but it can't have dega, daytona, or atlanta. too much luck required to finish races, and would like the bracket winner to be the guy who raced the best.

Anybody else feel like Steve Letard has been overly glazing the 77's pole over the past 6 weeks?

>>149482979
Dale Jr. been glazing him as well.

kino shot of the cameraman

>>149482979
second he spins any HMS old man rick will send out the directive to shit on him

>>149482979
Steve, Trackhouse and Joonya knows that BAMF is champion material if he is given a good team without backstage politics.

>LMC 4th and 5th
jimmie's boys have done well this season so far, probably the most improved team

>>149483034
>>149482979
They know hes the one going to Hendrick after Bowman gets the boot.

>busch can't keep up with the pack
its over.

So what Cup team(s) do you think will join Dodge in 2027?

I'm guessing everyone who's at this race will get home 2 A.M. earliest. Also knowing that the average "outstanding citizens" in the metro atlanta area are just useless assholes with a severe case of mental retardation I'm just gonna add another 45 minutes to that commute so actually make it 2:45 A.M.

are they all good on fuel? i thought they said everyone would be short

>>149483134
trackhouse and lelgacy

DAT JONESBOI HAS BRIGHT FUTURE AHEAD OF HIM!

>>149483134
rwr, maybe lmc. anyone who isnt a priority partner of one of the big 3 teams

>>149483134
Maybe Legacy, maybe RWR.
Trackhouse if another manufacturer such as Honda isn't also imminent.

>>149483134
Penske again.

>>149482967
agreed, michigan needs a second race again

>>149483159
>first cup series start back in 2015
Anon he is already on his future...

>>149483134
trackhouse, maybe legacy, kaulig,

>>149483134
MBM
NY Racing
JRM

>>149483171
Trackhouse is desperate and they need to make full use of the RB powerplant, inhouse hemi development engine would be great

Shit's getting dicey again.

>>149483223
Those first two are gonna be happy with whatever scraps they can get

damn close

>>149483134
Knower here. Which team(s) do you think will join Buick in 2030?

ok that was kino

TOO CLOSE TO CALL

>>149483293
Is it gonna be Chinese Buick?
Because those fuckers are gonna cheat even more than Toyota does.

what retard cause the big juan? cuz this would be so much better with a full field.

>>149483293
you mispoke, pontiac is actually coming back in 2030.

Reddick by 0.001s

>>149483134
Hopefully none. Fuck Dodge

>>149483331
JHN (shocking i know)

Who joins Team Tesla in 2040 eNASCAR?

>>149483318
Buick has a new Grand National getting sold there as sedan, and GM is in good terms with McLaren

>>149483344
and he just about crashed the rest of the field. hate that little memechek fag.

>>149483347
Driverless of course

>>149483336
legit have no idea
they need to bring out the ultra-super-slow-mo for this one

john cena is a fucking superhero now?

>>149483331
One of the legacy cars lifted and fifth place Danny Hamlet got sideways

>>149483347
speaking of that, have you heard those electric dirt bikes. It's so fucking terrible.
The clean air act of 2007 and recession of 2008 was a disaster for small engine racing(dirtbike, quad, snowmobile)

>>149483394
didnt he film a gay porno?

>>149483394
where have you been over the last 6 years estonian?

>>149483347
Ross Chastain Racing (RCR)

>>149483433
at home man, where else?

>>149483448
>>149483448
>>149483448

>>149482579
It always rains on this race

>>149469609 (OP)
Fuck my entire life off. I forgot everything was today. At least Atlanta races the Cup package well..

>>149483394
has been for a while
since suicide squad
then he had a show called Peacemaker
season 2 of that show is coming out now, its been a few years since season1