LOOK IT AIN'T SCAN ALL HUMANS OR OBSERVE ALL HUMANS OR EVEN IMPERSONATE ALL HUMANS
IT'S DESTROY ALL HUMANS
I'M JUST GIVIN' THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT

are the remakes any good?

>>714390749 (OP)
Why can't I be the hero and fight against the alien niggers?. Why must everything be evil and ugly?.

>>714390912
Arkvoodle demanded it.

>>714390749 (OP)
1st one's remake is pretty awful. Holobob mechanic is neutered, making much of the game a chore to play.
2nd one's remake is pretty good; it's pretty much the same as the original with some very minor changes.

It's actually befriend all humans
https://youtu.be/6e2f051g0pw

>new game never ever

>>714390749 (OP)
They removed some trans jokes in the second game's remake from what I've heard, but that's it I think. The remakes are amazing otherwise. If you told me these were modern games, I would 100% believe you, there's no PS2 jank whatsoever.

>>714391181
https://youtu.be/oirkKRkrHGM

>>714392847
https://youtu.be/7jB1tskynqE

>>714391048
>>714392485
not OP but I'm getting conflicting opinions here than on the steam page. I already bought the first one and it runs fairly decent. My only gripe is the asset quality is a bit all over the place and the cartoony art style is a little off putting.
The second one just has people shitting all over the performance and some censorship. Did they fix the performance or was that just exaggerated by the reviews?

>>714390749 (OP)
1st game remake its good, second got ue issues and chopped one tranny sidequest

>>714391372
after path of the furon how you continue that?

>>714392485
og barely got ps2 jank its hard to make jank with a a character with jetpack glide

>>714394597
>second one just has people shitting all over the performance
I just looked it up and the most upvoted negative review on the store page right now has a guy with a 1050 ti (budget GPU from 10 years ago) lmao

>>714394597
first one is the same as the original, they only changed the art style of the characters to make them more cartoony. second one is good too but they did remove a tranny sex change mission although considering the big graphical improvement i find it acceptable and aside from that it's the same as the original ps2.

>>714391048
>scan the mind of a cop
>today's a good day for excessive force, heck everyday is a good day for excessive force
Can't hate that game, lines like that are just too funny

>>714395349
There's actually a couple of changes to a few of the missions and the bosses are a bit different (for the better)

>>714390912
Most games about aliens has you be a Human guy fighting aliens, dumbass.

>>714390749 (OP)
Maybe it's just me, but this game felt like playing a Fallout alien (Mothership Zeta etc) in the 1950's America and I loved it for that. It has a lot of the same Cold War tropes as Fallout, even the retro-futuristic military robots.

>>714396091
If you haven't already, you may enjoy playing Stubbs the zombie.

>>714390749 (OP)
>are the remakes any good?
I enjoyed the first one a lot. The second one I dropped because the characters were weird and ugly. I got sick of escort missions too.

Ayys a cute.

>>714395539
Other than Halo and X-COM, what other games have you fight le aliens?.

>>714390749 (OP)
I finally got to play through them and they're kinda lame

>>714397019

ICH WILL

Finally a thread I can post this old art I saved in.

>>714397290

>>714390912
You realize games like this exist because you're always a human killing monsters right?

>>714390749 (OP)
The remakes are pretty good yeah. First game is much easier but that's because they fixed a lot of bullshit from the original like cheap insta deaths, getting stuck in long stun animations, no checkpoints. The game is also made easier with the new movement system and new utility of old weapons/powers, but it's absolutely worth it to hover skate around the city at mach speed while holding a grenade with telekinesis. They also added in cut missions so that's pretty cool. Destroy all humans 2 was already an easy game on original hardware so all the quality of life improvements and new abilities just add to the sandbox, the only reason you should go back to the original is for nostalgia and artstyle

>>714390749 (OP)
>remakes
No idea.
I saw the art style shift and that half the characters are black despite being all white stereotypes and decided to skip.
I then saw everyone praising an advert for having a track from a modern German metal band, in this game about '50s Americana, saw the new dev was German, not American, and decided to double skip.
I assume they kept all voice files and didn't erase anything "problematic" because it's 99% problematic for modern audiences.
I think they erased the B-Movies from the game files? I remember hearing something about that.

Apparently the second game's remake runs like shit, is bugged to shit, and looking at the trailers... it looks like it has a lot of reimagined and new content.

I recently saw some multiplayer destroy all humans footage and went "lol, yeah it was that bad in the second game!"

>>714396091
Fallout didn't invent retrofuture Americana or grays.

>>714398723
I found a few missions pretty painful actually, like the one where you escort a truck + the final one.

>>714398758
>Fallout didn't invent retrofuture Americana or grays.
No shit, but there aren't many games with this aesthetic.

>>714397158
Quake 2
Half-Life
EDF
a million shmups

>>714390749 (OP)
I enjoyed both remakes.

>>714390749 (OP)
There aren't enough protagonists like Crypto anymore. A proper anti hero that doesn't have any woke leanings.

>>714399083
>I found a few missions pretty painful actually, like the one where you escort a truck + the final one
I know what ones you're talking about. Those are a nightmare to play in the original with no checkpoints, especially that truck escort that takes like 10 minutes just to get to the base. You also couldn't disintegrate objects into ammo in the OG game so those Area 51 missions could be a real pain in the ass

>>714399882
>Those are a nightmare to play in the original with no checkpoints
Those were the easiest missions to play as a child...

>realistically 3 will never get remade because the devs were put to work on a TMNT game that will undoubtedly bomb
>THQ Nordic is already in the shitter financially
>no big willy's revenge either
why live

>>714400234
Weren't 3&4 made by a different developer and not as good as 1&2 anyway?

>>714400807
Yeah, Willie was made by THQ themselves and 3 was made by Cranky Pants I only know them from Evil Dead: Regeneration and THQ shut them down immediately after the game came out.

>>714400184
Difficulty in that game was really dependant on how long the missions were. Like it always sucked to play an escort mission or the capitol city missions where you had to waddle around with a disguise for a good chunk of them, only to die to an explosive near the end always sucked monkey nuts. Adding in checkpoints makes the game a lot more chill to play

>>714390912
Play Halo, Metroid, Space Invaders, Resistance, Dawn Of War, SOSE, Duke Nukem, Serious Sam, Nu-Doom, Command and Conquer Tiberium, X-Com, Xenonauts etc.

This game was a parody because you were always playing the humans fighting the evil aliens.